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Jack appreciation thread. The greatest home cook.
>>16102026I unironically despise this fat retard.
>>16102045Because I've never seen someone be so absolutely unaware of their own incompetence while thinking they're good at what they do. It's infuriating. Also, his tard arm.
>>16102048Okay granted, this is true.
>>16102048Darksydephil of cooking
>>16102048Maybe he's related to Andrew Dobson
>>16102048Also hes american
Do you want Jack to:A) Have another stroke, resulting in significant impairment B) Continue being such a selfish, useless dumbass that Tammy bails on himC) Come out of the closetD) Somehow rise to levels of success in the culinary world that any reasonable person would have deemed impossible for himFor me, it’s B
>>16102026gotta love jack threads
>>16102165E) get blacked
>>16102228wtf is wrong with you
>>16102026My sister thinks he is cute wtf
>>16102048Speaking of this, can we get a tard arm compilation or something? Knowing that he's actively killing himself makes this shit at least partially tolerable.
>>16102048True, yet there are so many ppl out there like this
>>16102165deffo B m8
>>16102236post a picture of your sister or at least vaguely describe her
>>16102227Is that his son? No wonder Jack beats that fat shitkid
>>16102269I hope this is the last thing i see before i die
>>16102026>it's a shoopngl, I'm kind of disappointed.
>>16102277you are hereby granted acces to eternal life in heaven my child
>>16102165Who is tammy?
>>16102265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kApC-pEmnoMthis is jack junior rapping about his shoes I think, it's hilarious
>>16102290Fat boys fat wife. She’s the breadwinner of the family so Jack can play pretend celebrity chef. She also has to drive his retarded ass around and help the invalid overcome ol’ stroky
>>16102228>of thee I sing
>>16102026thank you for non-newtonian tso's chickenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo&t=1s(4:45)
>>16102316is he left or right handed?
>>16102332He was right-handed but the stroke disabled his right arm and he refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"
>>16102332right handed, but he has a set of two left armsstill, love the guy for the same reason >>16102048 hates him:absolutely incompetent and unaware of it (or great troll, but it doesn't seem very likely to be)
>>16102339what in the fuck
>>16102332right handed lol
>>16102346He literally says in the description of his latest vids "Jack's motto is DO GOD'S WORK AND HE WILL DO YOUR WORK" showing he's getting ready to meet the lord.
>>16102339>refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"i just love that
>>16102339>he refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"That's just sad.
>>16102359sad? its fucking hilarious m8 you cant weep for every idiot on the face of this earth
>>16102347What exactly is he trying to make here?
God I miss jack threads
>>16102026His son is a Christian rapper who goes by "dat boi cali"
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>>16102380General tsgo's chicken
Couldn't this faggot have died instead of daddy jack? Life is cruel
Both Jack and his son are open trump supporters/voters. Really says a lot.
>>16102434Yeah says theyre BASED also enjoy your ”””victory””” as long it lasts cheaters. Any day now. Trump will come again!! MAGA MA-motherfuckin-GA
>>16102389Well now I feel less sad about him getting beat up by Jack
>>16102448>magapede gets all riled up thinking about trump cumming againYou love to see it
>>16102448lol you love a loser
>>16102449That was his older son who he choked out
>>16102449>*sips shake*>i heard that anon>*clears throat*>faster than the nail in the cross>i spit my rhymes>now its time to face your loss>now its you time.. >to suffer!>like the man who dies for our sin>i let my daddy cook the din>he’s not thin>but damn he’s so much thougher>than some people seams to think>take this hint>your breath stink>here, have a mint*drops mic*
>>16102408>wanting /ourguy/ to diewtf bro
>>161024482 more weeks ladshang in there
>>16102026His body is literally shaped like a meatball
>>16102380>>16102400no i believe it was chicken satay
>>16102485literally nothing wrong with enjoying a rare burger
>>16102499The middle of that burger is still fridge cold anon
>>16102499cooklet>>16102475>>16102467>>16102458democrats are fucking normies bite a bullet faggots
>>16102499Fuck off, tb anon
>>16102508I'm not sure wether he's just retarded or trying to humblebrag in front of the two women.
no idea wtf kiwi farms is but they had a nice tred about Jack rollingkiwifarms net/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/it's rly obvious, great individuals like Jake himself drags a lot well deserved positive attention
>>16102523>not liking the retard slumlord means you are a demmycrat Classic magapede “logic”. Donate to Trump’s legal defens- err uh re-election fund today! Trust the plan!
>>16102527theres a difference betwen raw and rare anon. and the fact you dony understand the difference is a statement that you are an absolute cooklet. besides, you need really high quality meat to eat it raw for it to taste good. enjoy your life, and savour those cheewy wet bites
>>16102548rare is LITERALLY raw in the middle. Go back to school.
>>16102548>donyStopped reading right there friend
>>16102542im not even american lol but the amount of anger in your post makes it clear you a a leftwing normie faggot
>>16102548this probably tastes fine. You are being a faggot and overreacting. Nothing wrong with beans, mayo, and onions
>>16102553no that would be 'bleu' or 'blue rare' if you want to be a retard.
>>16102568t. retard hung up on fucking semantics. Kill yourself.
>>16102557>U-U MAD LIBRULL?!?Yeah, you’re a faggot.
trump voters like jack deserve to be ridiculed.
>>16102568Degees of steak droneness(rare/m.rare here tho)
>>16102576Biden voters aren't much better to be honest.
>>16102588>le epic centristUH GUISE MAYBEE BOTH SIDES R DUM
>>16102566lol i cant even begin to imagine what the state of you kitchen is like>>16102573you are the guys that do not comprehend a simple joke. the poster >>16102448you replied to was not me you absolute moron. >>16102554hey reddit>>16102571>pretending you didnt start an argument
>>16102591I'm not a centrist, it's just that both Trump and Biden voters are retards. Just look at them.
>>16102597this(now explain this retard that you are not samefagging, kek)
>>16102597>I'm not a centristWe know, because mostly trumptards started saying this relativistic bullshit to try and save face after their loser cult leader lost the election fair and square.
fantastic thread guys
>>16102646jannies used to delete every e-celeb tred, even Jack's, what happened?
>>16102646Unreal....btw I have those claws, they're fun to use.
>>16102655cancerous and absolutely a newfag post. fuck jannies.
>>16102662i have them to anon, they work alright if you actually cook your meat
>>16102674crushing opinion, but yeah, fuck jannies
>>16102683ups! forgot my webum hehe
>>16102683>they work alright if you actually cook your meatIndeed.
>>16102557Cried at this
>>16102715yer its pretty bad anon but luckily he has access to this elixir of life so his arm will soon be healed
>>16102135Based aunt Myrna
>>16102227This is what happens when you don't spank your kids
>>16102686Why is he dressed like a Mexican gangbanger from LA
>>16102894After the video, he’s headed to the barrio to get his shit pushed in
>>16102026Jackposting is literally the only reason I come here
>>16102843I'd put $1000 on Jack Scalfani not seeing 2030
>>16102905Nothing will kill ja/ck/ he'll just keep losing the use of his limbs
>>16102389When is he gonna link up with Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty?
>>16102922Based spotemgotem and sheisty poster
>>16102929Rappers need to be big scary niggas again. I could beat the shit out of both of these nogs at once
>>16102220what the fuck is he even trying to do here?
>>16102843damn. sucks that you can eat right and exercise every day and life can still be stripped from you at a tender young age.
>>16102389>songs about shoes and Godkekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kApC-pEmnoM
>>16102554>heh, got him
>>16102282do you think Tammy picked out the shitty made-in-china Walmart plates or he did?
>>16103046yeah, 62 still pretty good for this volume
>>16103203They probably did it together.
>>16102566greasy mutt fingers typed this
>>16102485nope that's non-newtonian general tsao's chickenthis pulled salmonella pork is also nice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFncJack uses some weird overpriced oven and does other Jack shit
requesting the webm of him smelling the pizzas
>>16102026Anyone have the famous raw chicken webm?
>>16102026Has anyone watched his live chats? I imagine it's like 99% trolls
>>16103493I don't have it but that's a classic for sure.
I have no idea what the pizza one would be called but I'll sniff about for it
wow, he had to turn off the comments under this vid:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbkit's Jack at his peak form
couldn't find it, sorry
>>16103784He turned off likes and comments a long time ago
>>16102389Is that supposed to be Jesus or the Burger King
also, out Jack was in one of episodes of West Texas Investor's Club, haven't seen it, but they say that he was excellent in there tooman of many talents, simple as that
>>16103802how we do prise him now then?
>>16102135Having seen this many times, it just now occurs that he doesn't add any salt or pepper to this. All that sloppa is unseasoned.
>>16103509I'll watch for a few minutes if I see he's live. The chat is always clean and civil and he just talks about dumb shit that I don't want to hear about. He has a lot of subscribers who are genuinely supportive.
>>16102389That is one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen
>>16103784I honestly don't think this would taste bad. I have no idea why you retards screech and holler because of it. Not a single one of you has given it an honest chance
>>16103826Yeah because he always bans anyone who says something he doesn't like
>>16103916kek, but fair enoughI'm not giving it a try, tho, find another retard
>>16102220it always amazes me how he didnt stab himself here
>>16102026>he almost cried when those texan investors started shitting on him on TVfelt good
>brags about choking his son out on a podcast>poisons the winning chili at his church cookout contest>has a stroke because he's a fat bastardyeah, I'm thinking he's based
His content rides the line where you could be convinced that it is some sort of satiric performance art
>>16102026Guy is a piece of shit, especially when he bullied that autistic kid. Fuck Jack.
>>16102596why does he do everything ten fucking times slower than anyone else aaaaaaaaaaa
>>16102246It's like Homer Simpson in the kitchen
>>16104125>poisons the winning chili at his church cookout contest>especially when he bullied that autistic kidlol is there any additional info for either of these
>>16102662Surely cooking the pork until it's tender and falls apart is a crucial step in using them?
>>16102380Salmonella poisoning obviously
>>16102892I thought Jack beat the shit out of one of his kids or something.
>>16104333And choked them too. Treeee
>>16104333He choked his older son until his nose bled. Made him homeless too. All for smoking weed
>>16104358basedjesus is my high
>>16102646Pork pulled against its will.
>>16104301Literally this, perfect analogy.
>>16102026If he is so great then why is he making faggot face?
>>16104604God how I wish I were that pumpkin...
>>16102026rare footage of jack's big day out
>>16104710Can't you let the man enjoy a day outside?
>>16104710His walking looks like he is constantly falling forward and using his legs to break his fall lol
>>16102523I do a better temper and I have down syndrome and a gimp arm
>>16104710He ate all the frog legs
>>16102048he's a shinning example of The Dunning Kruger Effect
>>16102596lets just go ahead and plate this on a bath towel lol
The one that gets me is when that lady comes over and makes some kind of mexican slop where they pour milk all over some chips or something, fuck I can't remember now
this is unironically my longest thread ever. we did it reddit!
>>16104913i have a webm of him stuffing a wendys burgers into his mouth but idk how to strip the audio
>>16102303lol hes like the rap version of Jack
>>16104872We call this crema
thinking of buying a cooking with Jack tshirt to identify myself as an autist
>>16104996the sauce website is back up, i have a morbid curiosity
>>16105004It's got a jelly consistency. I know other anons have tried it
>>16104827KEK this has to be photoshopped, right? no way his arms are that diminutive
I wasn't really a fan of his until after he stroked out. I like how creative he gets with the one handed recipes
>>16105411He's like 5'5
>>16104827I've had that EXACT pair of shorts for a very long time. thank god I'm not jack sized
>>16102686>dripping with greasegross?
Looks like a soy jack
>>16102290Hammy Tammy whose thighs go whammy slammy into Jack's salammy.
>>16104710is he like 5'1"?
>>16102026YouTube celebrity threads are a cancer, will you niggers please at least limit these to once a week or something? It's the same 6 faggots over and over again, at least dig up someone we have not all seen one million times. I fucking hate you viral marketing scum with the few ounces of passion left in my old black heart. Eat shit and die
>>16105497He has a talent for turning the act of eating food into a god damned ordeal.
>>16105515my impression is he can turn literally anything into a god damned ordeal. what does/did this fucker actually do for a living?
nice to see ja/ck/ thread
>>16105411he has small arms, but they appear even smaller due to that oversized shirt and his massive gut
>>16105550I think he was like a DJ or something before
>>16105585what is he doing? Why would he post this?
>>16105550>what does/did this fucker actually do for a living?order his mommy wife around to film on mothers day and take his fat ass out to wendys in the middle of a hurricane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAETifKJ5ys&oh and also steal recipes from commercialshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2Vl3w-oag
>>16105591what do you think he's doing?give it a bit of a think and let us know
>>16105565really?>>16105593kek but seriously where do the jackbucks come from?
>>16105585kek what a retard
>>16103916Fuck off, Jack.
>>16105613>Implying I would waste my time on 4chanpathetic, honestly.
>>16105613>Implying he would waste his time on 4chanpathetic, honestly.
>>16105561That made me angrier than it should have.
>>16105490Jesus Christ I thought I was about to see someone lose a finger
>>16105602Yeah he was a dj in the 80s. Nowadays he relies on Tammy for everything. He doesn't make shit off YouTube with his 5k views per video
>>16105585This is painful to watch.
>>16103326i thought jack lived in some suburb in california. it seems weird that I see so many white people in his webms if that were true
>>16106009He did live in California.
>>16106041so he exodus'd the fuck out of the state?what's going on there actually? asking for a yuropoor friend
>>16106044He's moved to Nashville some years ago.
>>16106050because of conservative nature of the state and people?
>>16106055I'm honestly not sure. I think that the cost of living would've played a huge part, but I don't want to make claims I am not certain of.
>>16106059I've heard that Cali has some issues atm (small businesses' owners leave etc.), that makes me curious. I mean it was always the richest out of the states, I wonder what's going on there or even if it's true (that small b. owners migration)
>>16106055Yes. That and because he didn't want his son going to school with gays
>>16102026Why does he disable his comments now?I can understand it if it's personal attacks about his health.
>>16102135He actually looks skinny-ish
>>16106044Cali ( the state not his son) was normalizing or promoting homosexual acceptance in the public school system so he bootscooted over to the bible belt since he is a born again Christian. His wife got a transferred to a better job there so that's probably the actual reason.
>>16106158He got rid of them a few years ago because people kept asking him why he still ate like shit after having two strokes
>>16106174>people kept asking him why he still ate like shit after having two strokesthat wasn't even harassment, it's just was his fans being worried about himGuy is a Legend, not in the best way possible, but still
>>16102339>he refused to do physio because "Jesus will fix it"i kind of doubt that, im guessing he cant afford physiothreapy and even if he could hes to lazy to do it
>>16106268Sometimes fatties announce their diet/exercise plans to others to try and create extrinsic motivation to adhere to it. Jack has done this multiple times inexplicably because he never takes it well when people involve themselves in his diet/exercise plans.
>>16104464hes worse than an animal
>>16105490jesus take the knife away from her damn
>>16105079tammy is way to pretty for him wtf is she doing with this guy
>>16105593>>16105602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGEGLfzz7OQ&list=PL2MtWCGs1N0Tkx1TaGwZB1EJ6A9GgEjtj&index=8follow this simple guide to succes!
>>16102026How atrophied is his right arm now? Does it wave around like a flag from the slightest breeze?
>>16105606what is her channel i want to nut to her face
>>16106432Fuuuuck. I haven't bothered looking at his channel in ages. It stopped being funny after the last stroke.How does he have almost half a million subscribers? Looking at recent videos he barely gets more engagement than pic related, who has 21k subs.Did Jack just buy a bunch of fake subscriptions or what?
>>16106446>Did Jack just buy a bunch of fake subscriptions or what?that is very likely
>>16106446I'm sure half of it is memed and the other us just dead subs his views are so low lucky to break 10k with 450k subs? He's got a grave yard subed to him.
>>16102843ah fuck. i wear giant carhartt tshits. time to get my shit together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwZ8oOVWtEoWhat;s his new normal? no way I;m watching 90 minutes of that
>>16105585how does one gain such levels of competance?
I just love jack threads :)
>>16104464Is he doing this on purpose (haha look at me i eat like a pig i am so funny) or does he just eat like this naturally?
>>16106446His channel has been around since youtube started, so he was literally the only cooking show for a while there. That's how he has so many subs but gets no views on his videos
>>16102389>jesus is king, see he has a crown>also he's half lion, king of the jungle get it>that's why he has a crownI want to beat him senseless. It's also amazing how you could tell he's a retard by his look, and I don't mean his apparel, his frog eyes and underbite really give it away
Dumping some of my favorite Jack classicshttps://youtu.be/Era4tENWn4Qhttps://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0https://youtu.be/4TsybzqCJp0https://youtu.be/ak3uJGf6Bj0https://youtu.be/R1FfZiiK-I4https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc
>>16102026Didn't he bash the shit out of his son when he found him with weed.
>>16103326Somehow she's better looking than I expected.
>>16105575how does he have like 1000s of kitchen utensils but no fryer basket
>>16103822Imagine the smell
You think they'll ever make amends?
>>16102165Do you really think he's gay? He's got to be one of the least gay people I've ever seen in my life.
>>16107826looks like Jack didn't choke-slam him hard enough
>>16107826goddamn this makes me smile.
>>16107826Damn good for him. Hope jack seethes
>>16107826Is that Jack's dad?
>>16102365I love this one. Didn't he try to blame his undercooked omlette on the bullet?
>>16107252That’s not why it’s half lionIt’s because Jesus Christ is called the lion of the tribe of JudahSo apparently it is over your head lel
>>16108456Ok jack jr
>>16102843This is horrible, they took the wrong Jack from us.
>>16102499If you live in a country with very good food standards and the meat is extremely fresh and ground freshly with a sterile grinder, maybe. Not so much using factory farmed meat.
>>16106436I'm willing to bet 5$ it's Tammy, Jack's wife
>>16109012you'd be out the money, that is Jack's childhood friend who is also unusually fat
Why does his family stick out their tongues to take bites? I am an American and I have never seen that before.
>>16109024cover all 9000 taste buds
>>16107826unironically wear the same shoes as him
>>16104710Holy shit, he's all fucked up and retarded now. Was he yelling for Tammy?
>>16105585Why didn't he fry his thumb?
>>16109461He ate all the frog legs
>>16102646my favorite jack moment to this day. he was reviewing these claws. He gave them a bad review saying they didnt work whenever his meat is barely cooked
>>16102646how is he so bad. it's mindboggling
>>16110870To me nothing beats Yoshi blade. Jack being shocked by ceramic blade being chipped when used to cut wood and calling it dangerous due to that is one of the peaks. The fact that he returned it afterwards is just a cherry on top.
>>16110914Is that the one where he tries cutting a fucking spatula?
RIP daddy jack
>>16112053Jack in the box parking lot review.
>>16105479Good ol' AND1 Walmart shorts.
>>16102048You're not wrong in the slightest, but that's what makes him great.
>>16102297that fucking arm flopping about kek
>>16102948thats 90 - 00 rappers your thinking of
>>16104734strokes do that to you
>>16102269it will never not be funny how he holds his hand still with gyroscopic precision whilst moving the rest of his head/body towards whatever he eats
>>16104056seriously. my balls clenched.
>>16104621You want your insides scrambled by a fat retard?
>>16107220All good tips you cunt.
>>16102389>his tattoo is of Jesus morphing into a furry
redpill me on jacki haven't visited /ck/ in ages, but i saw some posting about him on /v/ a couple days ago
>>16102537wtf is this post
>>16102389Doesn't he have another son he disowned because he smoked weed and now he's actually successful and runs a weed business or something?
>>16112632he;s bad at cooking
>>16112771That's an understatement.
>>16105510it's a drop in the pond, careful not to drown!
Anyone joining his live stream this morning?
>>16107826im ginna request context to this picture, who is who and what's happening?
>>16104659Yo wtf happened to his arm?
>>16113276His 2nd or 3rd stroke took it out.You'd think having one stroke and getting through it without damage would be a wake up call, but for Jack it was the start of a challenge. how many strokes can he get before his body gives out
Who is the best side character in the extended ja/ck/ universe? For me it’s Paul.
>>16106162You must be fat as fuck
>>16102929Is that Spotemgottem? That lil nigga has been ON my mind...
>>16102297>me to fat y'all
>>16113372Jack Jr aka dat boi cali
>>16102048That's why he's funny. You have to be autistic to obsessively hate him for it. The choking his pot smoking son thing is scummy, though.
>>16105556sigh....come on jack
>>16105561Jack grills like my boomer dad lol
>>16103822this webm just exudes power. jack haters will ignore this. he has such refined taste he can discern a difference in quality based on the water alone.
>>16102339>Jesus fucks up your arm>doesn't fix it
>>16104235I think it's like DSP where he's genuinely incompetent, but not THAT incompetent, but knows he's famous for his incompetence and plays it up.
>>16104604that is fucking LEWD
>>16102596>poutine with underdone fries, shredded cheese, and that nasty looking slop gravywhat the fuck. i cant believe i idolized this nigga as a kid
>>16103808It's just the standard garbled americ*n pr*testant conception of God they pick up from watching Pastor Zebedee Burgerheimer's telethons for a new private jet so he can fly to Israel.
>>16103326>This is a 10/10 in Yankistan
>>16104125And he's an out and loud Christian who has never heard of a Pharisee, he's literally the avatar of America
>>16104833It's a doggy dogg world anon
>>16107223probably both. le ebin messy burger shot is already a staple of white american cuisine videographyhe's just doing it badly
>>16107486Because he's never seen an infomercial for a plastic one with a retarded handle
>>16107826Is that an ice sonichu medallion?