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im so happy watching the same webms over and over again
>>16080125I have questions. All of which can be summarized with a WHY?
>>16080220Do autists really put in this much effort for a home cooked meal?
>>16080130>le epic win! I can get my soy face in my soy latte
>>16080154uhh guys, it looks like you didn't nuke them enough
>>16080130That's the most reddit thing I've seen for awhile.
>>16080268Fucking why though?
>>16080130amazing how he automatically opens his mouth when a camera is pointed at him
>>16080064then post something new instead of complaining you faggot
>>16080145All of my what
>>16080154Things looked good until i saw her face
>>16080236God I miss him.....
>>16080356>all that work to fuck up the middlejust cut it with a fucking saw or something you retards
Last one for now.Feel free to post your own.
>>16080105Are they dumping it to keep the prices high?
>>16080373>slider with fries>mind blownHe better not have subs
>>16080410do not talk shit about Ollie
God damn I hate non-whites.
>>16080188A coworker of mine was indian. She told me she would never eat from indian street markets because it's guaranteed dhiarrea for a week. You can see the reason in this video.
>>16080185I miss him, bros
>>16080250do normies really eat no effort meals >le opening a can is cooking tooevery day?
>>16080075looks like a fat budget booberella
>>16080255at least you know it's fresh
>>16080236I was not expecting that to be the mad man himself>>16080136cute
>>16080064then why do you keep coming to the threads? lmao what a retard
>>16080340I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.
>>16080235maybe its a food fetish and her boyfriend or dogs will lick her non stop.
>>16080169she seems like such a nice lady
>>16080235she is an old 4chan attention whore
>>16080236my nigga DT!!!!
>>16080217What would happen if you put a baby in there ? There has to be some image processing involved. Does it have negative detection or will it just "make it work somehow"
>>16080061>>16080065>can i have some extra corn with my corn please>say no more
>>16080075>cucumber for health
>>16080232these people should be killed
>>16080632The Japanese? What did they do?
>>16080394They're dumping it because there isn't demand to actually buy it. A farm has to produce to its fullest capacity both to not allow it to lie fallow and in case the market picks back up they can't be left behind but for every cycle the market doesn't pick up they have to just dump all the extra .
>>16080075Why does that british woman stream over a russain site?
>>16080145why german, faggot?
>>16080654Couldn't they use it to feed pigs or something?Or maybe just fertilise it and dump it back in the lake?
>>16080250>Do autists really put in this much effort for a home cooked meal?For everyday it would obviously not be normal to cook like this, but for a special occasion it is very justifiable.
>>16080672Japanese just freeze-dry that and turn it into Furikake.
>>16080243its...its just so disgustingly fat
>>160802511000 times folded superior japanese pork
>>16080273why not, looks good
>>16080292this guy really fails at easy things
>>16080292>pours semi liquid scrambled sloppa on toast>wa la perfect eggs
>>16080645furry fags, but japs too, yes.
>>16080381What kind of crab is that?
>>16080670>why germanbecause it's from a german tv show, retard.
>>160802172 cutting stations, but only one machine cutting at a time. Retarded
>>16080090What the fuck...
>>16080255Give it to us raw and wriggling
>>16080061Oh well at least it's not covered in sauce and chee->>16080065Nevermind
>>16080554Great post OP, just gave you the biggest of updoots. If I wasn't so poor (my wife's BF hasnt given me my allowance yet this week) I'd give you gold. For now, take this silver, kind redditor.
>>16080236Jesus I havent seen him in ages
>>16080373they suck off eachother after the food right?
>>16080292this is shot in such an obnoxious manner but I like making these. Just a different way to eat egg, just make sure to get the timing right and get a bitter slice of bread
>>16080909>Giant fleshy crab crawling, made of stitched together crab body, crawling eating humans crushing bone and fleshy in massive crab teeth, mismatched organs poorly connected, looses stitches oozing blood and waste. thick metal paltes bloted into flesh bleeding and painfull. broken bleeding eyes looking for more flesh consuming and slowly moving along.
>>16080882looks like a japanese snow crab
>>16080109can you speed up this a little bit more?
>>16080292looks like a bad case of diarrhea
>>16080817This but unironically.
>>16080101I hate this faggot so goddamn much
>>16080898So uh... Why not just cut the bag open?
>>16080090is this what I have to do to get superpowers?
>>16081423Liquid mercury is not dangerous to touch.
>>16080197this always gets me. oh little Ceasars.
>>16080330funny how they just stop doing anything after cracking one egg
>>16080101Imagine if he didn't use fire retardant bricks and they start poping like claymores kek
>>16081445but he drank it?
>>16080672They weren't even smart enough to bury it without the plastic boxes. What did you expect?
>>16080670you fucking idiot, only a german like you would get mad at a comment without even look at the webm.
>>16080672both of those options would cost them money
>>16081551sleight of hand
>>16081423>>16081445>>16081551Metallic mercury isn't very bioavailable, it needs to be in an organic conjugate to really fock you
>>16080554Not gonna lie, him kicking the "table" and landing on his ass made me chuckle.
>>16080090>a chinamanof course..is there anything they won't eat
>>16081261that was painful to read
>>16081369Whoa anon, you are making too much sense
>>16080061do amerifats really do this?
>>16081723doesn't seem like they do
>>16080159hehe nice ad
>>16080172White women cant cook
>>16080554>that one time reddit was funnygod damn it
>>16080267the first thing you do when you get out of prison is stage a youtube video?
>>16080105>all that delicious roe wasted
>>16080235'nut butter is good for the skin i hear
>>16080055what is this?
>>16080373for fuck sake, just eat the fucking burger
>>16080075what is she even eating?
>>16080079when is he going to die?
>>16080090did he died?
>>16081072I bet you'd love that.
>>16081363Sorry, I think you're alone on this one.
>>16080145>>16080150Do Americans really?
>>16080130dat soy face
>>16080059There must always be one up
>>16080663>scared of additional foodShit cat, bet he's never even dragged a dead rodent into the house before.
>>16080090I can only assume that's gallium not mercury and probs safe to eat
>>16080101He's too likeable to hate even though the forced smile at the camera thing is a little creepy. But this stuff is actually pretty impressive. The only thing that goes through my mind though, is he actually feeding a ton of people with this stuff or is it just for the video's sake? It never shows people lined up to eat it. I doubt it's wasted but I do wonder
>>16080075Every element of this clip is repulsive, I love it.
>>16081703Confused anon reading, made of anonymous unknown human body, reading posting memes typing replies and browsing in massive image board, mismatched memes poorly connected, rare pepes oozing blood and waste. wojak feels meems poasted into /ck/ bleeding and painfull. broken bleeding eyes looking for more memes consuming and slowly moving along.
>>16081369there's a reason why this thing flopped horribly
>>16080105Imagine the smell
>>16081821She's actually German
>>16080125Vintage youtube content
Anyone got LA Beast eating a cactus?
>>16080232all parties involved in this webm. deserve to be shot
>>16082138the viewers of that webm are also involved you realize?
>>16080232I could see myself drunk, buying food at this thing, thinking, this is like my japanese videogames. He should wear gloves tho.
>>16080273spanish cook their eggs this way pretty much and its fucking delicious
>>16080228wtf where's the sand?
>>16080273>FAT BAD!>NICE TRUCK AND GUN AND DOUCHEY MUSCLES! LOOK WHO'S COMPENSATING FOR THEIR SMALL PEE PEE!!!!
>>16080250That's Ludo Lefebvre, anon
>>16080235women will literally rub anything all over their skin if you tell them it gets rid of wrinkles and moisterizes.
>>16080672I know that webm is old as fuck, but don't you see the irony in it? That fag is also wasting half the scallop, the reat ofnthe scallop is more than edible and can also be used for delicious seafood dishes, even for the base like for stock or refogado, etc.
>>16080251man i hate that chinese are such fucking jews that they just use a cleaver for fucking everything
>>16081753that webm is so old it probably predates reddit
>>16080075>this is your goth gf with big tits
>>16080348Neat. Engineers are crazy. It's crazy we used to do all this shit by hand. Now there are countless factories all over the world pumping out billions of items. Crazy.
>>16081369why have it even come in a bag?just sell the fucking juice in a regular container.
>>16080130It's amazing how you can know with 100% certainty the kind of face this faggot is going to pull just by looking at him.
>>16080292no taste fags always filtered by these eggs, it really is delicious if you've actually had them, of course /ck/ can't cook for shit.
>>16080672Let the man shuck the shells dammit
>>16081164That dude was such a faggot
>>16081793Poocking And people are suprised they die like flies
>>16082254>OP's favorite food
I like no one posting webms in the webm thread. Good job fuckheads
>>16080356Why do they use so many little knifes for this? So inefficient. Is it a ritual or something?Just get some kind of big saw or something.
>>16082476>knivesThink of them as wedges, to control the split. A saw would most likely make it crumble everywhere, thus producing a lot of waste.
>>16082480I'm more interested in carrot3.webm.
>>16082247It's just the right amount of sand inside those holes. You just don't see it from this angle.
>>16082349You don't even need the monkey paw. Just waiting a few years will have the same effect.
>>16081808>>16081837You can actually eat pure mercury and be okay since it absorbs into you really slowly and will likely pass through you before enough is to cause serious harmMercury poisoning from fish occurs because of organic mercury compounds which are far more toxic
>>16082158for the greater good.
>>16082594Do Mexicans really?
>>16082611I will pay $20.
>>16081042I think he died in 30 AD?
>>16082341no it doesn't you moron
>>16080101I didn't know Ben Shapiro had a cooking channel.
>>16081810Absolutely correct I would>>16082254>Semen resembling dipping sauce Fucking kek>>16082307You're supposed to eat it off her face? Weird but I'd try it
>>16080292protip: most woman will drop their panties if they see you make eggs like this since they are used to eating rubbery shit and will think you are a master chef. Woman are so shit at cooking they think I am a maser just because I can make this, lasagna or a perfect steak
>>16080235because it makes my penis the big penis
>>16080145>>16080150wtf is wrong with americans
>>16080118shit they must have tipped big to get the ol' vag rub treatment
>>16082602He is white.
>>16082611Thanks a lotNew fetish created
>>16080190pretty good filmography desu.. i mean, doesnt look tasty, but he did the viddy right.
>>16080204damn, is that their first times cooking?
>>16080217>this ("efficiently") kills the crab
>>16080439outchurr eatin cuh :^)
>>16082619Being a nigger and a manlet must be hard
Jesus... just because the girl is eleven doesn't mean she should be fucked god damn.
>>16080136I'd work at mcdonalds if I had a cute senpai
>>16082611Middle aged man just stands there waiting patiently"Thanks!"
>>16080315is this an isis video?
>>16080101what is this faggot looking at me for?
>>16080330I had one of those as a kid. Not only did it work perfectly as advertised, it also had a little plastic addon that would separate the yolk from the whites, which was perfect for a handful of recipes which required like a bunch of yolks and whites septate. Dishwasher friendly too.
>>16080145it...it just keeps getting worse
>>16081723No, it's a Mexican thing.
>>16082983featureman is the shit
>>16080165The Man, The Myth, The Legend
>>16080064based, im an alcoholic so i forget everything i saw the night before and then do the same thing today. living the same day on repeat mode is king shit
>>16080061Elote? Oh yeah really good! >tostitos and more...corn?Ok I'm disgusted now
>>16082611He uses the computer a lot as his hands face forward and his arms are in front of him and not at his sides
>>16080105But why those plastic containers? Do they remove them later?
>>16080065Let me guess... Is that from goblinistan (Guatemala)?
>>16080125>cover yourself in oil
>>16083411>>16080105That's contraband EU food seized in Russia, right?
>>16082702That hog is surprisingly a kraut
>>16080898>>16080905Remember to watch this classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s
>>16080190Is this future that waits for incel bros?Becoming geriatric, making jew tube videos for (yous)
>>16080632>>16082138take your meds
>>16082810Joey Hernandez is a proud mexicano
>>160827020/10 at least try
>>16083479>posting this stupid faggot instead of based AvEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
>>16082582>You can actually eat pure mercury and be okay since it absorbs into you really slowly and will likely pass through you before enough is to cause serious harmyou are a fucking idiot and a complete liar.
>>16083576he's an annoying faggot who could have videos that last 15 minutes. loves to hear the sound of his own voice and thinks he's funnier than he is. AvE is shit.
>>16082685>Woman are so shit at cooking they think I am a maserok then maser, get back in the kitchen and go make me a sandwich
>>16083458Someone anon said that's surplus Salmon roe.
>>16080228dispite living a 5 hour drive from turkey i havent drank anything but efes by them
>>16080101I love this smiling fagit. Where can i watch some more of his video?
>>16080228This should be mandatory at every bar. Swipe your card and place your glass and wala, the slow as fuck bartender gets replaced
>>16080914look at the station after it cuts, its like washing the crab or something. its not done or ready to cut another
>>16080109>CarrotsHow can this be met with anything but disgust?
>>16080959Ha! Like from the movie!
>>16081751maybe if u didnt act like that you could meet a white woman and learn
>>16083859Why would he want to meet a woman?
>>16081369>>16082365sigh, why do you newfag reditors have to be so clueless? It wasn't just juice in the bags, you dumb cunts. There was all pulp n fibrous shit in there too that you didn't want to be drinking. That was the gimmick that you're "squeezing fresh" from whatever ingredients were in it. That's why you "needed" their gay little machine to get the juice out.
>>16080075I feel the same revulsion watching this that I feel when I see scat or beheading videos.
>>16082663Glad I'm not the only one who though he looked like him.
>>16081369because it's real fruit in the bag, not juice. this product was 100% killed by a reporter from cnn.com or something who was told "you cant just squeeze the bag with your hand" and then she did it on camera and got 100% of the juice out. in fact she actually got like 5% more juice than the machine did.you could tell she took offense and was like "im gonna fuck you up"
>>16080232it's just like my monster hunters
>>16080562you and me both, brother
>>16083359don't think u can really make that conclusion. What if he just waiting to use them? a few cooks i've worked with stand like that.
>>16080061>what do you want on your corn cob>"white paint please"
>>16082601she looks so much better in pictures than video
>>16083978>"Don't forget the crumbled sheetrock, please"
>>16082626he probably died after that, but lighting the cigarette with his finger was pretty cool
>>16082365the real reason the Juicero was how it was, is because the most valuable resource on Earth right now is data. The Juicero isnt there to sell you juice. It's so they can analyze data from people drinking juice. >what time of the day they drink>how many a day they have>what flavours certain people preferetc. That's why you need wifi, a phone app and a user account to get the juice out of the bag.
>>16081699thats not a chink, are you blind?
>>16083583touching and even drinking METALIC mercury is perfectly safe as long as you dont have any opwn wounds like cuts in your mouth or ulcers in your stomachit takes 10 seconds to confirm this onlinehttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5001828/this child 3 year old drunk 750 grams and was perfectly fine
>>16080488Holy fuck I was trying to remember what jav this was for ages. Thanks
one for the road
>>16082810Just like Argentina!
>>16083771Czn burak. Has youtube channel.
>>16082397He also won
>>16080672>filenamea man of taste
>>16084055How do you guarantee that there's no ulcer at any point in your entire digestive tract?
>>16084497if youre not sure then just dont drink mercury
>>16084039Yeah, that's why the most successful data mining companies offer their products for free.If an alternative to Facebook/Google/whatever came out offering the same product but more cumbersome and expensive in the name of data mining, users wouldn't accept it and there wouldn't be any mining at all.This thing was stupid by design.
>>16083908Why not design a bag that's easily squeezable with your hands, rather than designing that bullshit machine?
>>16084499That's the point. You can never be sure so drinking mercury is stupid in all cases.
>>16084514not really, people generally dont have open wounds in their stomach without knowing it
>>16084526Not even a little cut?It's not uncommon to have one in your gums that you don't notice until you eat something that makes it burn.
>>16083094>Jesus... just because the anon is retarded doesn't mean he should be posting god damn.
>>16084553as the guy in the webm and many clinical examples demonstrated, its fine unless you have an significant OPEN wound, some small cut that clots up in 30 seconds isnt really an open wound
>>16084719There's still a non-trivial risk.For every person who was completely fine, there are very many who weren't, so it's ridiculous to point to the exception to make an assessment of the safety of doing something.And considering the very small number of situations where it's worth taking that risk, I think that "handling and drinking mercury is stupid" is a very fair judgement.
>>16084741>I think that "handling and drinking mercury is stupid" is a very fair judgement.i agreesince theres nothing to really gain by it other than maybe showing of or for demonstration purpose like the webmwhile the risk is very small i agree that thers no real reason to take that risk
>>16084750Glad we've come to an agreement.Have a great day Anon.
>>16084758>Have a great day Anon.Thank you, have a nice day as well
>>16080197Hey little caesars cool it with the antisemitism
>>16080243What the fuck, everytime it starts to look good they ruin it again
>>16080251Glorious nippon pork folded over 1000 times
>>16084959Unfathomably based if OC.
>>16082594Is that yanderedev?
>>16080672>Knife goes in, guts come out!
>>16080061do mexicans really?
>>16081839Apparently he donates a lot of food to poor people
>>16080243Why the cheese tho?
>>16085536Why not tho?
>>16085559Unecessary in this combination of food if they add the oil at the end.
>>16084718I love the internet lole
>>16085572>UnecessaryNo such thing.
>>16085572This is an actual case of Yes, Americans Really. The mutt genuinely believes everything is better if it's drowned in cheap plastic cheese.
>>16080097What a disgusting pack of animals.
>>16080145I'm a fatass, but I'd rather die of starving to death in the desert than have standards as low as this dumb cow.
>>16080176That whole subcontinent should be purged.
>>16084758>>16084766go back to redit, morons.
>>16085737holly shit youre one obsessed newfag, I wasnt even done reading this thread. lurk moar.
>>16085741>obsessed>newfagGod do I hate summer.