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>> No.16080059

Another one?

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>> No.16080064

im so happy watching the same webms over and over again

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>her replies

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>> No.16080235

I have questions. All of which can be summarized with a WHY?

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>> No.16080250

Do autists really put in this much effort for a home cooked meal?

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>> No.16080257

>le epic win! I can get my soy face in my soy latte

>> No.16080262

uhh guys, it looks like you didn't nuke them enough

>> No.16080266

That's the most reddit thing I've seen for awhile.

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>> No.16080273

Fucking why though?

>> No.16080275

amazing how he automatically opens his mouth when a camera is pointed at him

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>> No.16080290

then post something new instead of complaining you faggot

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>> No.16080297

All of my what

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>> No.16080304

Things looked good until i saw her face

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>> No.16080316

God I miss him.....

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>> No.16080376

>all that work to fuck up the middle
just cut it with a fucking saw or something you retards

>> No.16080381
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Last one for now.
Feel free to post your own.

>> No.16080394

Are they dumping it to keep the prices high?

>> No.16080410

>slider with fries
>mind blown
He better not have subs

>> No.16080418

do not talk shit about Ollie

>> No.16080419

autism awareness

>> No.16080439
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God damn I hate non-whites.

>> No.16080441

A coworker of mine was indian. She told me she would never eat from indian street markets because it's guaranteed dhiarrea for a week. You can see the reason in this video.

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I miss him, bros

>> No.16080531

do normies really eat no effort meals
>le opening a can is cooking too
every day?

>> No.16080533

looks like a fat budget booberella

>> No.16080535

at least you know it's fresh

>> No.16080545

I was not expecting that to be the mad man himself

>> No.16080546

then why do you keep coming to the threads? lmao what a retard

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I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.16080568

maybe its a food fetish and her boyfriend or dogs will lick her non stop.

>> No.16080584

she seems like such a nice lady

>> No.16080595

she is an old 4chan attention whore

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>> No.16080602

my nigga DT!!!!

>> No.16080606
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What would happen if you put a baby in there ? There has to be some image processing involved. Does it have negative detection or will it just "make it work somehow"

>> No.16080616

>can i have some extra corn with my corn please
>say no more

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>> No.16080627

>cucumber for health

>> No.16080632

these people should be killed

>> No.16080645

The Japanese? What did they do?

>> No.16080649

Dumb whore

>> No.16080654

They're dumping it because there isn't demand to actually buy it. A farm has to produce to its fullest capacity both to not allow it to lie fallow and in case the market picks back up they can't be left behind but for every cycle the market doesn't pick up they have to just dump all the extra .

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>> No.16080668

Why does that british woman stream over a russain site?

>> No.16080670

why german, faggot?

>> No.16080672
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Couldn't they use it to feed pigs or something?
Or maybe just fertilise it and dump it back in the lake?

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>> No.16080685

>Do autists really put in this much effort for a home cooked meal?
For everyday it would obviously not be normal to cook like this, but for a special occasion it is very justifiable.

>> No.16080691
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Japanese just freeze-dry that and turn it into Furikake.

>> No.16080701

its...its just so disgustingly fat

>> No.16080743

1000 times folded superior japanese pork

>> No.16080756

why not, looks good

>> No.16080763

this guy really fails at easy things

>> No.16080817

>pours semi liquid scrambled sloppa on toast
>wa la perfect eggs

>> No.16080859

furry fags, but japs too, yes.

>> No.16080882

What kind of crab is that?

>> No.16080898
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>> No.16080900

>why german
because it's from a german tv show, retard.

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>> No.16080914

2 cutting stations, but only one machine cutting at a time. Retarded

>> No.16080938

What the fuck...

>> No.16080959

Give it to us raw and wriggling

>> No.16080973

hello wildcucks

>> No.16080981

Oh well at least it's not covered in sauce and chee-

>> No.16081005

Great post OP, just gave you the biggest of updoots. If I wasn't so poor (my wife's BF hasnt given me my allowance yet this week) I'd give you gold. For now, take this silver, kind redditor.

>> No.16081042

Jesus I havent seen him in ages

>> No.16081072

they suck off eachother after the food right?

>> No.16081100

this is shot in such an obnoxious manner but I like making these. Just a different way to eat egg, just make sure to get the timing right and get a bitter slice of bread

>> No.16081164
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>> No.16081261
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>Giant fleshy crab crawling, made of stitched together crab body, crawling eating humans crushing bone and fleshy in massive crab teeth, mismatched organs poorly connected, looses stitches oozing blood and waste. thick metal paltes bloted into flesh bleeding and painfull. broken bleeding eyes looking for more flesh consuming and slowly moving along.

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>> No.16081299
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looks like a japanese snow crab

>> No.16081334

can you speed up this a little bit more?

>> No.16081341

looks like a bad case of diarrhea

>> No.16081343

This but unironically.

>> No.16081363

I hate this faggot so goddamn much

>> No.16081369

So uh... Why not just cut the bag open?

>> No.16081376


>> No.16081391

>bagged ketchup

>> No.16081423
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is this what I have to do to get superpowers?

>> No.16081445

Liquid mercury is not dangerous to touch.

>> No.16081483


>> No.16081520

this always gets me. oh little Ceasars.

>> No.16081523

funny how they just stop doing anything after cracking one egg

>> No.16081550

Imagine if he didn't use fire retardant bricks and they start poping like claymores kek

>> No.16081551

but he drank it?

>> No.16081556

They weren't even smart enough to bury it without the plastic boxes. What did you expect?

>> No.16081561
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you fucking idiot, only a german like you would get mad at a comment without even look at the webm.

>> No.16081562

both of those options would cost them money

>> No.16081582

sleight of hand

>> No.16081602

Metallic mercury isn't very bioavailable, it needs to be in an organic conjugate to really fock you

>> No.16081687

Not gonna lie, him kicking the "table" and landing on his ass made me chuckle.

>> No.16081699

>a chinaman
of course..is there anything they won't eat

>> No.16081703

that was painful to read

>> No.16081707

Whoa anon, you are making too much sense

>> No.16081708

fucking mexicans

>> No.16081723

do amerifats really do this?

>> No.16081724

doesn't seem like they do

>> No.16081742

hehe nice ad

>> No.16081749

Magic coffee.

>> No.16081751

White women cant cook

>> No.16081753

>that one time reddit was funny
god damn it

>> No.16081761

the first thing you do when you get out of prison is stage a youtube video?

>> No.16081778
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>all that delicious roe wasted

>> No.16081784

'nut butter is good for the skin i hear

>> No.16081793

what is this?

>> No.16081797

for fuck sake, just eat the fucking burger

>> No.16081804

what is she even eating?

>> No.16081807

when is he going to die?

>> No.16081808

did he died?

>> No.16081810

I bet you'd love that.

>> No.16081811

Sorry, I think you're alone on this one.

>> No.16081818

you're retardant

>> No.16081821

Do Americans really?

>> No.16081823

dat soy face

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>> No.16081828

Cheese cum

>> No.16081830

There must always be one up

>> No.16081835

>scared of additional food
Shit cat, bet he's never even dragged a dead rodent into the house before.

>> No.16081837

I can only assume that's gallium not mercury and probs safe to eat

>> No.16081839

He's too likeable to hate even though the forced smile at the camera thing is a little creepy. But this stuff is actually pretty impressive. The only thing that goes through my mind though, is he actually feeding a ton of people with this stuff or is it just for the video's sake? It never shows people lined up to eat it. I doubt it's wasted but I do wonder

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>> No.16081928

Every element of this clip is repulsive, I love it.

>> No.16081937

Confused anon reading, made of anonymous unknown human body, reading posting memes typing replies and browsing in massive image board, mismatched memes poorly connected, rare pepes oozing blood and waste. wojak feels meems poasted into /ck/ bleeding and painfull. broken bleeding eyes looking for more memes consuming and slowly moving along.

>> No.16082013

there's a reason why this thing flopped horribly

>> No.16082019


Imagine the smell

>> No.16082043

She's actually German

>> No.16082094

Vintage youtube content

>> No.16082119

Anyone got LA Beast eating a cactus?

>> No.16082138

all parties involved in this webm. deserve to be shot

>> No.16082158

the viewers of that webm are also involved you realize?

>> No.16082159

I could see myself drunk, buying food at this thing, thinking, this is like my japanese videogames.

He should wear gloves tho.

>> No.16082173

spanish cook their eggs this way pretty much and its fucking delicious

>> No.16082197

Fucking kek

>> No.16082247

wtf where's the sand?

>> No.16082254
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>> No.16082288

That's Ludo Lefebvre, anon

>> No.16082298

women will literally rub anything all over their skin if you tell them it gets rid of wrinkles and moisterizes.

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>> No.16082318

I know that webm is old as fuck, but don't you see the irony in it? That fag is also wasting half the scallop, the reat ofnthe scallop is more than edible and can also be used for delicious seafood dishes, even for the base like for stock or refogado, etc.

>> No.16082324

man i hate that chinese are such fucking jews that they just use a cleaver for fucking everything

>> No.16082338
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>bagged ketchup

>> No.16082341

that webm is so old it probably predates reddit

>> No.16082349
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>this is your goth gf with big tits

>> No.16082352

Engineers are crazy.
It's crazy we used to do all this shit by hand.
Now there are countless factories all over the world pumping out billions of items.

>> No.16082365

why have it even come in a bag?
just sell the fucking juice in a regular container.

>> No.16082369

It's amazing how you can know with 100% certainty the kind of face this faggot is going to pull just by looking at him.

>> No.16082385

no taste fags always filtered by these eggs, it really is delicious if you've actually had them, of course /ck/ can't cook for shit.

>> No.16082388

Let the man shuck the shells dammit

>> No.16082397

That dude was such a faggot

>> No.16082404

And people are suprised they die like flies

>> No.16082430

>OP's favorite food

>> No.16082435
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I like no one posting webms in the webm thread. Good job fuckheads

>> No.16082476

Why do they use so many little knifes for this? So inefficient. Is it a ritual or something?
Just get some kind of big saw or something.

>> No.16082480

Post carrot1.webm

>> No.16082509

Think of them as wedges, to control the split. A saw would most likely make it crumble everywhere, thus producing a lot of waste.

>> No.16082513

I'm more interested in carrot3.webm.

>> No.16082516

With sound:

>> No.16082554

It's just the right amount of sand inside those holes. You just don't see it from this angle.

>> No.16082562

You don't even need the monkey paw. Just waiting a few years will have the same effect.

>> No.16082582

You can actually eat pure mercury and be okay since it absorbs into you really slowly and will likely pass through you before enough is to cause serious harm
Mercury poisoning from fish occurs because of organic mercury compounds which are far more toxic

>> No.16082585

for the greater good.

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>> No.16082602

Do Mexicans really?

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>> No.16082624

I will pay $20.

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>> No.16082641

I think he died in 30 AD?

>> No.16082642

no it doesn't you moron

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>> No.16082663

I didn't know Ben Shapiro had a cooking channel.

>> No.16082681
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Absolutely correct I would
>Semen resembling dipping sauce
Fucking kek
You're supposed to eat it off her face? Weird but I'd try it

>> No.16082685

protip: most woman will drop their panties if they see you make eggs like this since they are used to eating rubbery shit and will think you are a master chef. Woman are so shit at cooking they think I am a maser just because I can make this, lasagna or a perfect steak

>> No.16082696

because it makes my penis the big penis

>> No.16082702

wtf is wrong with americans

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>> No.16082724

shit they must have tipped big to get the ol' vag rub treatment

>> No.16082798

He is

>> No.16082810

He is white.

>> No.16082947

Thanks a lot
New fetish created

>> No.16082952

based viheraho

>> No.16082983

pretty good filmography desu.. i mean, doesnt look tasty, but he did the viddy right.

>> No.16082991

damn, is that their first times cooking?

>> No.16082998

>this ("efficiently") kills the crab

>> No.16083050

outchurr eatin cuh :^)

>> No.16083089

Being a nigger and a manlet must be hard

>> No.16083094

Jesus... just because the girl is eleven doesn't mean she should be fucked god damn.

>> No.16083154

I'd work at mcdonalds if I had a cute senpai

>> No.16083184

Middle aged man just stands there waiting patiently

>> No.16083205

woman moment

>> No.16083214

is this an isis video?

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>> No.16083254

Armpit pros...

>> No.16083275

what is this faggot looking at me for?

>> No.16083278

wasteful niggers.

>> No.16083280

I had one of those as a kid. Not only did it work perfectly as advertised, it also had a little plastic addon that would separate the yolk from the whites, which was perfect for a handful of recipes which required like a bunch of yolks and whites septate. Dishwasher friendly too.

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it...it just keeps getting worse

>> No.16083288

No, it's a Mexican thing.

>> No.16083293

featureman is the shit

>> No.16083294

The Man, The Myth, The Legend

>> No.16083326

based, im an alcoholic so i forget everything i saw the night before and then do the same thing today. living the same day on repeat mode is king shit

>> No.16083336

Elote? Oh yeah really good!
>tostitos and more...corn?
Ok I'm disgusted now

>> No.16083359

He uses the computer a lot as his hands face forward and his arms are in front of him and not at his sides

>> No.16083411

But why those plastic containers? Do they remove them later?

>> No.16083427

Let me guess...
Is that from goblinistan (Guatemala)?

>> No.16083454

>cover yourself in oil

>> No.16083458

That's contraband EU food seized in Russia, right?

>> No.16083469

That hog is surprisingly a kraut

>> No.16083479


Remember to watch this classic

>> No.16083516

Is this future that waits for incel bros?

Becoming geriatric, making jew tube videos for (yous)

>> No.16083527

take your meds

>> No.16083547

Joey Hernandez is a proud mexicano

>> No.16083574

0/10 at least try

>> No.16083576

>posting this stupid faggot instead of based AvE

>> No.16083583

>You can actually eat pure mercury and be okay since it absorbs into you really slowly and will likely pass through you before enough is to cause serious harm

you are a fucking idiot and a complete liar.

>> No.16083606

he's an annoying faggot who could have videos that last 15 minutes. loves to hear the sound of his own voice and thinks he's funnier than he is. AvE is shit.

>> No.16083669

>Woman are so shit at cooking they think I am a maser
ok then maser, get back in the kitchen and go make me a sandwich

>> No.16083703

Someone anon said that's surplus Salmon roe.

>> No.16083770

dispite living a 5 hour drive from turkey i havent drank anything but efes by them

>> No.16083771

I love this smiling fagit. Where can i watch some more of his video?

>> No.16083816

This should be mandatory at every bar. Swipe your card and place your glass and wala, the slow as fuck bartender gets replaced

>> No.16083817

look at the station after it cuts,
its like washing the crab or something. its not done or ready to cut another

>> No.16083842
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How can this be met with anything but disgust?

>> No.16083857

Ha! Like from the movie!

>> No.16083859

maybe if u didnt act like that you could meet a white woman and learn

>> No.16083865

Why would he want to meet a woman?

>> No.16083908

sigh, why do you newfag reditors have to be so clueless? It wasn't just juice in the bags, you dumb cunts. There was all pulp n fibrous shit in there too that you didn't want to be drinking. That was the gimmick that you're "squeezing fresh" from whatever ingredients were in it. That's why you "needed" their gay little machine to get the juice out.

>> No.16083916

I feel the same revulsion watching this that I feel when I see scat or beheading videos.

>> No.16083932

Glad I'm not the only one who though he looked like him.

>> No.16083937

because it's real fruit in the bag, not juice.

this product was 100% killed by a reporter from cnn.com or something who was told "you cant just squeeze the bag with your hand" and then she did it on camera and got 100% of the juice out. in fact she actually got like 5% more juice than the machine did.

you could tell she took offense and was like "im gonna fuck you up"

>> No.16083956

it's just like my monster hunters

>> No.16083965

you and me both, brother

>> No.16083970

don't think u can really make that conclusion. What if he just waiting to use them? a few cooks i've worked with stand like that.

>> No.16083978

>what do you want on your corn cob
>"white paint please"

>> No.16084007

she looks so much better in pictures than video

>> No.16084011

>"Don't forget the crumbled sheetrock, please"

>> No.16084018

he probably died after that, but lighting the cigarette with his finger was pretty cool

>> No.16084039

the real reason the Juicero was how it was, is because the most valuable resource on Earth right now is data.
The Juicero isnt there to sell you juice.
It's so they can analyze data from people drinking juice.
>what time of the day they drink
>how many a day they have
>what flavours certain people prefer
That's why you need wifi, a phone app and a user account to get the juice out of the bag.

>> No.16084048

thats not a chink, are you blind?

>> No.16084055

touching and even drinking METALIC mercury is perfectly safe as long as you dont have any opwn wounds like cuts in your mouth or ulcers in your stomach
it takes 10 seconds to confirm this online
this child 3 year old drunk 750 grams and was perfectly fine

>> No.16084131

Holy fuck I was trying to remember what jav this was for ages. Thanks

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one for the road

>> No.16084237

Just like Argentina!

>> No.16084303

Czn burak. Has youtube channel.

>> No.16084369

He also won

>> No.16084417

She's dutch.

>> No.16084422


a man of taste

>> No.16084497

How do you guarantee that there's no ulcer at any point in your entire digestive tract?

>> No.16084499

if youre not sure then just dont drink mercury

>> No.16084502

Yeah, that's why the most successful data mining companies offer their products for free.
If an alternative to Facebook/Google/whatever came out offering the same product but more cumbersome and expensive in the name of data mining, users wouldn't accept it and there wouldn't be any mining at all.
This thing was stupid by design.

>> No.16084507

Why not design a bag that's easily squeezable with your hands, rather than designing that bullshit machine?

>> No.16084514

That's the point. You can never be sure so drinking mercury is stupid in all cases.

>> No.16084526

not really, people generally dont have open wounds in their stomach without knowing it

>> No.16084553

Not even a little cut?
It's not uncommon to have one in your gums that you don't notice until you eat something that makes it burn.

>> No.16084633

>Jesus... just because the anon is retarded doesn't mean he should be posting god damn.

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>> No.16084719

as the guy in the webm and many clinical examples demonstrated, its fine unless you have an significant OPEN wound, some small cut that clots up in 30 seconds isnt really an open wound

>> No.16084741

There's still a non-trivial risk.
For every person who was completely fine, there are very many who weren't, so it's ridiculous to point to the exception to make an assessment of the safety of doing something.
And considering the very small number of situations where it's worth taking that risk, I think that "handling and drinking mercury is stupid" is a very fair judgement.

>> No.16084750

>I think that "handling and drinking mercury is stupid" is a very fair judgement.
i agree
since theres nothing to really gain by it other than maybe showing of or for demonstration purpose like the webm
while the risk is very small i agree that thers no real reason to take that risk

>> No.16084758

Glad we've come to an agreement.
Have a great day Anon.

>> No.16084766

>Have a great day Anon.
Thank you, have a nice day as well

>> No.16084869

Hey little caesars cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.16084885

What the fuck, everytime it starts to look good they ruin it again

>> No.16084889

Glorious nippon pork folded over 1000 times

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>> No.16085117

Unfathomably based if OC.

>> No.16085140

Is that yanderedev?

>> No.16085237

>Knife goes in, guts come out!

>> No.16085333

do mexicans really?

>> No.16085464

Apparently he donates a lot of food to poor people

>> No.16085536

Why the cheese tho?

>> No.16085559

Why not tho?

>> No.16085572


Unecessary in this combination of food if they add the oil at the end.

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I love the internet lole

>> No.16085575

No such thing.

>> No.16085608

This is an actual case of Yes, Americans Really. The mutt genuinely believes everything is better if it's drowned in cheap plastic cheese.

>> No.16085647

What a disgusting pack of animals.

>> No.16085661

I'm a fatass, but I'd rather die of starving to death in the desert than have standards as low as this dumb cow.

>> No.16085688

That whole subcontinent should be purged.

>> No.16085734

go back to redit, morons.

>> No.16085737

unironically kys

>> No.16085741

holly shit youre one obsessed newfag, I wasnt even done reading this thread. lurk moar.

>> No.16085758

God do I hate summer.

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