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>>16077800They barely ate them....
>>16078361omg this triggers my ocd so bad Xd
>>16077800based for making fat poorfags like op seethe
>>16077800Zoomers will never enter the kingdom of heaven because of their incredible wastefulness.
>>16080391If that's 9 my dick is 14
>>16081181i dont understandyou could just crush them in your hand
>>16081181Thats pretty clever
>>16081236The eggs turn into cubes. you wanna mush up it with crush in you palmy handy?
>>16081311no actually they still pretty much turn into mush ramming them through that
>>16081332The point is keeping your hands clean and doing it quickly not the cubing
>>16081340yeah im pretty sure its much quicker to wash your hands than to wash that grill
>>16080521does your dick have a discord
>>16081348>he doesn't have a dishwasher
Behold, Stargazy Pie!
>>16080391Does it have one of Walter Frey's son's fingers in it?
>>16081306>>16081332>>16081340Jeebus, you tard's.She seems to be making egg salad.That's grosser than most of the stuff in this thread, including pic related.
>>16081378why would i? im an incel who lives alone
>>16081373Check ur pm
>>16082424I curse you!
>>16081348The point isn't keeping your hands clean, it's getting the egg pieces to settle in a neat pile.
>>16078375Fookin love Altoona Pizza
>>16077805Yeah, they need some mustard and tomatoe.
post ur penises lads
>>16082429Isn't this part of a set?
>>16082429i have several questions
>>16082482Based on what?
>>16082534why does his asshole look like that?
>>16082552He eats a lot of spicy foods
>>16082519I have several answers
>>16081181>Millennials trying to cook
He could have picked the wings a little better, but they are cheap ass throw away cuts that should really only be tossed or used for stock so who cares.
>>16082524not cursed at all, actually delicious. Dandilions were common staples in salads in shit in the 1920s and before.
>>16082587Uma is delicious but I prefer Liru.
>>16082596They are cheap but they aren't throw away cuts my friend. You should try to utilize as much of an animal as possible. It's not only a matter of respect, but overall practicality.
>>16082612Well yeah, to a point. That is why I said stock. My uncles restaurant still tosses them. We always did growing up. Just not worth it. I mean, I suppose there is some meat there, but you gotta pick em by hand and like tiny crabs, it's not worth it.
>>16077845Would this really be so bad? The dogs look a bit dry from siting out for however long before this photo, but salty milk isn't that bad actually
>>16081387Is it like shellfish—where you don’t eat the ones with closed mouths or is that retarded?
someone post the powerade turkey
>>16082818oh nvm it's already been posted sorry im new
C, cursed food?
>>16078375I'd eat that, looks cozy and affordable.
>>16082524what's wrong with fried dandies >>16082573>honey soaked bees
>>16082570My future if I treated Pop-Tarts like I treat whiskey.
>>16082570that's a sturdy chair
>>16081181this gravely concerns me
>>16082570God of /ck/
>>16077800A woman made this post.
>>16081181this doesnt seem so bad, you could use a knife but this looks good for doing large quantities
>>16082559Jesus. Homosexuals truly are abominations
>>16082838>not eating a dish saladI shiggy diggy.
>>16082544based on facts and logic
>>16082429I don't think I'd eat much of it, but it is souvlful
>>16082573I mean, I like where their head's at, just gotta make that stuff edible
>>16078361I dont get it
>>16082429> gettyimages watermark on the cakeThis image is beyond.Is that some kind of sauce on spray bottles?
>>16077807>>16078366>>16080521>>16081236>>16081533>>16082477>>16082485>>16082540>>16082544>>16083530Excuse my autism but are you one anon? Because your witty remarks are wearing thin
>>16084388Ah okay. Also checked
>>16082452Based, fuck wings.
>>16082429I don't think there is a single thing there that I would eat, what the fuck. Where does this retard shit happen, the midwest?
>>16084352Yeah, it's gravy.
>>16084545I think it's photoshop because I recognize the blue turkey from another image.
>>16084608There was a whole set of pics. That's why you recognise it.https://malechef.tumblr.com/page/9
>>16082717t. kylie freeman
>>16084615ah, thanks anon.
>>16084545It was a staged photoshoot designed to be the antithesis to "food porn."
>>16084399It's almost endearing how he replies to each image.
>>16084776>he waited on a slow board to post this in an attempt get digits>didn'tLol, fag.
>>16082485That's clearly jelly
>>16084693This is beyond retarded on so many levels. Literally every single thing is retarded
I like to send these to my friend.He's always outraged and refuses to talk to me for a while.
>>16084895its pretty good way to make a quick meal, but i hope the pasta doeesnt get soggy>>16084901fuck this guy who cant enjoy the little things>>16084908who the fuck wants to eat soggy egg sandwich
>>16084840this is a blue board anon
>>16084908one anon's theory is that she made these videos to "prove" how incompetent she was to scam her way into claiming benefits
>>16082454>she explores herself.jpg
>>16084840I've had less visceral of a reaction to cartel and ISIS videos
>>16082454>dinosaurs went from colossal world-dominating monsters to ridiculous flightless birds whose sole purpose is having a kilo of cheese shoved up their assName a more tragic animal
>>16085128We went from cave-dwelling monkeys to making the entire planet and every living thing in it our bitch thoughIt is a tragic story but not in the same way
>>16084806Ck isn't a slow board, and I didn't do that.
>>16082524I've had the leaves in a salad before but never had the fried flowers, they look gud
>>16084840No no NOOOO uuughh
>>16085141mainly thanks to the liquified remains of the dinosaurs. they sacrificed themselves for us
>>16085251Oil doesn't come from dead dinos, it comes from dead plankton.
>>16082429there is so much going on
>>16082454>ive only been with one other guy
>>16084608>Wipe ketchup with napkin>Slide glass to edge of table and dump contents into bucket>Get money>Rag pass on tableWow, waiters got trolled hard by mean customers!
>>16082429>gettyimages watermark on the cake>blue chicken>sauce in spray bottlesAnd that's just the tip of the iceberg.
>>16085368>he doesn't cold fry his foodlol
>>16085317Way too much fucking corn starch. It looks like molasses
>>16085311>when you take a massive dump upstairs and the pipes backflow in your kitchen
>>16085368I think that's water.
>>16084895>>16084901There is literally nothing wrong with these.
>>16082443It's a fattie doing it, so "the point" is always to be as lazy and stupid as possible.
>>16078361this is fine
>>16081181those are some fat arms
>>16081387Those don't look like sardines
>>16085317>the famous non-newtonian marinade Kek
>>16081181Thought this would turn out to be one of those eggs with a live, nearly fully formed chick inside.
>>16085298>that phone in the raw meat containerThis is Jack, isn't it?
>>16086092is that the fucking nasty patty
>>16086092>Hurrgin X Sweet-Sundae-Ramentime to dance to the tune of the heathen gods, I guess
>>16084027>suck my cock
>>16084840Ive been on this fucking site just over 15 years now and despite every vile and degenerate thing, this is what gets me to feel suck or gag. Christ
>>16082524Don't dandelions have like %10,000 vit. C?
>>16086499that'd be pretty hot if she were at least 100lbs heavier
>>16086499This chick is 3 feet tall
>>16086554i understand finger limes better now
>>16086633Damn it, boner.
>>16086681I am glad they are outlawing this sick shit
>>16086405some people are just bad at everything
>>16086499WAM fetish is pedestrian tier
>>16086499>you will never have greasy pizza sex
>>16078375that's just a bread with tomato sauce and cheese
>>16081387that's a fucking carp
>>16086554Is it weird if I want to put my dick in there?
>>16084895Mama mia somewhere an Italian is freaking out with his hands.
>>16086772>>>> Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:16:37 No.16086711▶>>16086772>>>16086499>WAM fetish is pedestrian tierwet and messy
>>16086633I’d eat what she left in that toilet after a long night of Mexican food and Busch beer
>>16081560i mean that wouldn't taste that bad
>>16086802god tier content before they became trump faggots
>>16078375central pa is a sad place. shoutout scrapple and sweet lebanon bologna tho.
>>16082498yeah who's got the others, they're ever worse
>>16086875did not know thatstopped watching sometime late 2017but man the way they ate those wings confused the shit out of mewhatever happened to black people like chickenworst of all HOW MUCH MEAT WAS LEFT ON THE BONES, WHO DOES THAT
>>16086690i dont remember this scene from idiocracy
>>16086641these are actually pretty good
>>16084840currently eating, will watch this one laterthanks for the heads up broskis
>>16086987kill yourself tastelet
>>16078375Do yankees really?
>>16084693Chicken. Nice & burnt.
>>16084895the only thing wrong with this imo is that it was made in a plastic container
>>16086775It's weird since that shit's small and you would need a very tiny dick to do it.
>>16086639whats up with this picture, why do they look like they just received the message that their grandkids died
>>16086915it's sad because he looks like a nice person
>>16085311This looks like the poo mountain from Conker's Bad Fur Day.Just watch that webm with this playing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyOA7F9fTx8&list=PLD07895DD80131E06&index=4
>>16086705That's from Japan, not China who is the one outlawing it. Besides, it was just a big plate of spaghoot eaten with cutlery, it's not live, squirming animals eaten in barehanded savagery.So what's the sick part? That she ate a lot of food?
>>16085308SloppaMight be good with chocolate chips though
>>16087128Close, this is from the wake.
>>16082587Based SOPA DE MACACO bro
>>16084917Carbonara is literally 10 minutes to boil the pasta, where in the meantime you can fry meat on pan and mix egg with cheese in a bowl/cup.Drain pasta, mix with egg-cheese, put on plate, grind some pepper, put meat on top.>>16087123And microwave.
>>16086566That's kinda hot...
>>16086566Made for BWP
>>16086405Yes. He didn't even turn the meat.
>>16086778at least the fuckin cooked it
>>16086641Yeah can I get 2 Pizzaburger Hotdog burger burgers
>>16085311isnt this what happens when water gets in the chocolate?
>>16087458Or it overheats.
>>16082429I'm too lazy to reverse image search this but it's part of a series of holliday dad meals, and artsy project. It's all intentional.
>>16085521>tortillasorsomething.webmlooks like sweet potato piealso more like>white man gave us the beetus.webm
>>16078375This is what burgers call pizza. Thicc crust.
>>16086778I have the same cutting board
>>16087568bro, me too!wanna suck each others dick?
>>16085319>MAX FILLgod bless his retarded soul
>>16087581Sorry I already have a gf (male)
>>16087215Yes, gluttony is sick
>>16086566Look in their eyes. You just KNOW.
>>16081560Seared salmon sushi is a thing. It's done with a torch, but it ain't half bad.
>>16087778So is Pride.
>>16085319>MAX FILLnever change scalfani
>>16078361the longer i look at this the angrier i get
>>16085317Jack does it in one go, no test run. Recipes are for women. What a beast.
>>16086499ewwww she put her feet on it!
>>16086802I'm starting to think there is no way to eat wings and not look gay.
>>16081181I thought those were raw eggs at first.
>>16085298>somehow a totally different grate when he opens the grill
>>16087269fucking dumbass old millenials cant even mourn their dead grandkids without paying a photog to be there
>>16086641>Easy to eatOh thank god. I wouldn't get this if it wasn't easy to eat. The last thing I want is an overly complicated pizza burger hot dog.
>>16086499Imagine degreasing that pizza.
>>16086499horrificthe stuff of nightmares
>>16086566Which parent did they learn it from?
>>16086499>literal bumper sticker tattoo
>>16082429>Blue powerade turkeyThe only thing I'd ingest in this image is the Bacardi
>>16084619Looks like a sewage treatment digester tank discharge
>>16084908Scoops it up and *whips* the spoon over to flip the egg. Hilarious.
>>16084619I can't believe I've never had chili with spaghetti in my life before until this past weekend. Good chili pairs pretty well with spaghetti noodles.
>>16087818they sear salmon belly not the normal salmon sushi, and its so they partially cook the fat
>>16078375stop posting this we get it haha altoona pizza isn't pizza look at these PA mongs. how boring of you
>>16088862the fucking profile picture on this guy
>>16088862>does that 30" pizza come in a box?no dipshit, better have deep pockets
>>16082429was this a cu/ck/s gatherin?
>>16086705>>16087215It's not like others that dump the food when there are edits in the video.
>>16086726Not even pizza pits?
>>16084908why is her stove purple
>>16086499I'd eat her.
>>16088948I know, that's the sexiest part. She ate it all.
>>16084384>>16084388Excuse my autism but are you one anon? Because your witty remarks are wearing thin
>>16077800i've never had chicken wings am i missing out>>16081181that's smart though? thought they were raw and including the shells at first
>>16077800>lmaozoomers laughing at their own "jokes"why do zoomers say lmao a lot
>>16084895how long is 5 chingchongs? My microwave doesn't have these gook units.
>>16087123>>16087289My guess is that it was made for nips who live in a teeny tiny apartment and don't have an oven
>>16086705fucking based, really?
It's always the Chinesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPp1HmUe9Mw
>>16084895I'm Italian and I hate this>>16084901I'm Italian but this is based
>>16082838>>16084657Ta en sipp nåh.
>>16082429ah yes the /ck/ meetup
>>16085298that wouldn't have happened with a Mangrate>>16086499COEXIST is cringy on a bumper sticker. What kind of retard actually gets the tattoo?
>>16081181How does he get out?
>>16086915This is a swedish "julbordspizza", meaning christmas dinner pizza. Basically all the usual swedish christmas foods, but on a pizza: christmas ham, beet salad, meatballs with lingonberry jam, small sausages with mustard, anchovy and smoked salmon.
>>16086875Their content is still good, seethe tranny
>>16090248no i wont. biden won, cope and dilate
>>16086566how did his daughters end up so cute
>>16084840That little pause at the endHe's a fucking superhero for only having that be his reaction
>>16086619Actually pretty dopewhat kind of rock is this?
>>16077800Never understood Wings appeal
>>16090897They were just famous because of Paul Mccartney, their music is ok at best.
>>16090274They're adopted. Two men can't make babies.>>16090939hue
>>16085119That's more than a kilo, dumbass.
>>16090992You must be absolutely retarded. A man can get a trans man pregnant. >>16090979There's something really disturbing about this image.
>>16086619just look at the marbling on that thing.
>>16086754>what is pizza
>>16084840Genuinely the worst video I've ever seen in nearly twenty years on this shithole site. Saved.
>>16085119Chickens didn't come from dinosaurs