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What are you cooking for your mom tomorrow?

>> No.16077797

Nothing, she's cooking for me (on the new grill I bought for her)

>> No.16077804

>>16077783
I'm not cooking anything for that cunt.

>> No.16077847

>>16077783
gonna bake cookies with her
>>16077797
based
>>16077804
cringe

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>>16077783
Nothing.

>> No.16077877

>>16077783
I don't live with my Mom because I'm not a child. My wife however will be having French Toast a light yogurt and a lightly roasted espresso that my children will assist me with making.

>> No.16077881

>>16077783
fromunda

>> No.16077885

>>16077877
>children
ngmi

>> No.16077887
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>>16077885
>children

>> No.16077903

>>16077797
Very nice. Got my mom a new smoker.

>> No.16077904

>>16077797
is it a charcoal grill?

>> No.16077906

>>16077903
which one?

>> No.16077910

>>16077783
Nothing, but we’re meeting for brekkie

>> No.16077911

>>16077904
God no of course not, it's propane of course

>> No.16077963

>>16077783
Excuse me my what

>> No.16077966

>>16077783
corn chowder

>> No.16077984

>>16077783
We got food today.

>> No.16078004

>>16077906
traeger pro 34

>> No.16078012

>>16078004
woah nice

>> No.16078020

>>16077904
The woman can't stand real flavor over the pure burning American classic: Propane.

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>>16077911

>> No.16078027

I'm cooking my moms fish tacos

>> No.16078051

>>16077783
shes dead

>> No.16078068

Steak and black coffee. She used to powerlift in college

>> No.16078080

>>16077877
Go visit your mother you dingaling

>> No.16078108

>>16077783
nothing cause mother's day was yesterday here and i woke up at 3am when she was already asleep

>> No.16078123

>>16078051
same

>> No.16078146
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16078146

>having a special day set aside where you celebrate what is basically the most fundamental behavior an organism can engage in, then giving praise and gifts to those mundane people who merely propagate the species
Yeah I'm thinking cringe

>> No.16078235

>>16077783
I'm gonna have here over for breakfast tomorrow
she just lost one of her friends as well so I'm gonna make her favorite pancakes

>> No.16078256

>>16078146
reddit moment

>> No.16078278

>>16078146
we get it anon, your mom died at a young age, no need to take it out on the rest of us

>> No.16078283

>>16077850
This nigga gets it. I got my gf’s mom a card tho

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>>16077783
I hate my mom, but I bought her a gift.

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>The modern holiday began in the United States, at the initiative of Anna Jarvis in the early 20th century, who organized the first Mother's Day service of worship and celebration at Andrews Methodist Episcopal Church in Grafton, which serves as the International Mother's Day Shrine today.
>The American version of Mother's Day has been criticized for having become too commercialized.[7][8] Founder Jarvis herself, who began the celebration as a liturgical observance, regretted this commercialism and expressed that this was never her intention.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day
Peak America

>> No.16078413

>having parents you like and want to do things for

>> No.16078422

>>16078413
you sound a little envious anon.

>> No.16078444

>>16078413
lucky

>> No.16078797

Butter-poached salmon with a dill crema as the main, with crispy fingerling potatoes and confit leeks and lentils in a mustard sauce as sides.

I wanted to make a bunch of charcuterie for a rad lunch spead but didn't have time.

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>>16078146
"i didnt ask to be born" kind of child
shut up hoe

>> No.16078825

>>16078146
Almost like taking a moment to celebrate life itself.

>> No.16078829

>>16078384
same

>> No.16078833

I'm gonna make her a cake.

>> No.16078948

>>16078146
If merely propagating your species is so easy why can't you do it?

>> No.16078951

>>16078422
Not him but I sure am.

>> No.16079058

>>16077877
>I don't live with my Mom because I'm not a child
I’m guessing you actually do, and you actually are, because you don’t seem to understand that adults are able to travel, and nobody who isn’t desperate to be seen as “grownup” would associate doing something nice for their mother with being a child.
It’s also weird that you capitalize ‘mom’ and ‘toast’, but I guess that’s public school these days.

>> No.16079079

>>16078146
The sad thing is I can’t tell if this is shit bait, or if you’re actually the son of a single teenage slutmom with a late 90’s-early 00’s standard-issue teenage single slutmom son’s name (aiden, ayden, brayden, cayden, hayden, jayden, or some other -den name) because 4chan is terminally flooded with both.

>> No.16079148 [DELETED] 

what

>> No.16079156

nothing cause i cook for the family every other day and she and dad are 1300km until mid next week

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>>16077850
Iktfb

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16079579

im gonna try to make brownies for the first time... i hope i dont fuck up

>> No.16079827

>>16079058
Stop projecting your insecurities on a cooking board, I live more than 1k miles from my mother. She'll get a nice phone call from me in the evening.

>> No.16079852

made her some cookies

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16081136

Today, I made lunch for my wife and the mother of my two children. Tuna steaks, tomato & bacon salad, and crispy potatoes. Not shown, a bottle of Castello del Poggio moscato. It was a success. Will get dick sucked later.

>> No.16081151

>>16081136
Why do pictures from my camera role always rotate 90 degrees when uploaded?

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>>16077850
Stay Strong Brother.

>> No.16081524

My secret weapon of eggs benedict with MOMosas. It's like a fancy brunch that we all eat together. Also I love cooking so it's nice that I can do that for her

>> No.16081535

>>16077783
Made her some roasted chicken from a recipe she really likes, fries with oregano salt, salad and got her some ice cream for dessert.

>> No.16082258

roast lamb and a cheesecake
turned out nicely

>> No.16082316

>>16078413
this

>> No.16082320

>>16077783
Knuckle sandwich (fried toast)

>> No.16082630

>>16079579
pics

>> No.16082746

nothing. fuck simps and their mothers.

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>>16082630
It came out kinda thin but it tastes alright