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How many coo/ck/s have had food, restaurant, or kitchen-based sexual encounters?

>> No.16077426

>>16077416
Anyone who responds with anything other than “none” is lying

>> No.16077429

>>16077416
The fridge can't keep cold if it's left open like that>>16077416
. It's going to burn out the pump trying to satisfy the thermostat.

>> No.16077436

>>16077429
true, this is very improper kitchen etiquette

>> No.16077444

>>16077416
Made out with a coworker in the walk-in freezer at Dairy Queen. She didn't have any real feelings for me and it felt really bad when she didn't want to go see Mystery Men starring Ben Stiller with me.

>> No.16077446

>>16077426
What if you work in a kitchen and did stuff in the bathroom after closing?

>> No.16077449

>>16077416
I worked as a dishpig in HS. Ended up fucking one of the waitress. Not at work though that's disgusting. Also made shit awkward at work too.

>> No.16077460

>>16077446
this def counts

>> No.16077474

>>16077416
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2021/05/ckoomer-xli.html

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>>16077444
>tfw you remember taking your highschool gf to see Mystery Men and finally getting to 2nd base in the back of your toyota camery afterwards

You'll never relive your youth bros.

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>>16077482

>> No.16077497

>>16077482
I beat the system by not living my youth in the first place.

>> No.16077506

>>16077482
I remember fingering my middle school gf during harry potter. It was dope.

>> No.16077526

>>16077506
>Fingering in middle school
you shouldn't be fucking until high school Jesus

>> No.16077531

>>16077526
There should be no sexual contact until marriage, lest one becomes a leftist.

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>>16077416
current fridge thread?

>> No.16077547

>>16077416
i had very awkward virgin sex with a Brazilian girl on a kitchen counter. we made gluten free pizza and it sucked. the sex also sucked because I had no clue what I was doing

>> No.16077553

>>16077526
I was 15. Our middle school went 7th through 9th grade. I was fuckin before the end of the year though. Cummin everywhere I could on that dumb broad

>> No.16077568

>>16077553
You're unpleasant.

>> No.16077578

>>16077568
You too

>> No.16077580

>>16077474
This makes me uncomfortable. Is everything ok anon?

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>>16077580
other than USA and Canada, most of the site visitors are German and Bulgarian. I feel like I can't let them down at this point.

>> No.16077741

>>16077474
Why is this a thing