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What would you order from here?

>> No.16075001

>>16074996
nothing

>> No.16075004

can i just have some fucking vodka none of this homo shit

>> No.16075009

ill have a coke on the rocks

>> No.16075010

An Uber. Not even any decent drafts.

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>>16075001
What about now?

>> No.16075162

>>16074996
$7 for a Hefeweizen and $16 for a burger? Kiss my ass, I'll catch you guys at Mickey D's

>> No.16075172

>>16074996
Miller high life.

>> No.16075173

Shrimps and a prohibition punch please.

Enjoy while laughing at the cultureless poors leaving to go go McDonalds.

>> No.16075176

>>16075049
>housemade american cheese

>> No.16075177

>>16075049
nothing
why is the cheeseburger 16 dollars? i could buy three pizza with that money here

>> No.16075206

>>16074996
grilled pork belly and a bourbon banana split..

>> No.16075224

>>16075177
Because a pajeet velma made it.

>> No.16077081

>>16075049

Bolivian style hot dog? Is it full of cocaine?

>> No.16077082

>>16075172
based

>> No.16077108

>>16074996
Order cocktails off menu (eg, old fashioned), maybe the Malbec for wine, but the number of whites is a bad sign.

>>16075049
Maybe the duck egg or chicken to eat.

>> No.16077133

>>16075049
Egg Cream Flip and the Grilled Pork Belly.

get the house dog to go to make it lunch for tomorrow

>> No.16077147

Anish sour.

>> No.16077161

>>16075049
>$58 for a whole fried chicken
wtf

>> No.16077289

>>16077161
Stop being a racist.

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16077307

>>16074996
I cringed myself into a broken rib.

>>16075049
>$58 chicken
Yep definitely turning 360 and moon walking out the door.

>> No.16077320

Jesus Christ what a horrible menu. Raw shaved mushrooms?
Realistically ask if they have normal high west whisky. Get a shot of that, a cup of coffee, a glass of water and the chicken sandwich... But I'm not happy about it

>> No.16077351

>>16075049
What the fuck is a shaved raw mushroom

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>>16077161
>>16077289

>> No.16077366

>>16075049
None I get duck eggs and asparagus for free.

>> No.16077409

>>16077081
>Bolivian
I hope they meant Bavarian. Either way, that's a giant red flag.

>> No.16077433

>>16074996
Rye Root Beer Life sounds great, but fuck those prices bruh.

>> No.16077488

>>16074996
>>16075049
i hope wherever this place is that it burns to the ground

>> No.16077499

>>16077488
Don't worry it closed down due to racism.

>> No.16079330

>>16075049
This has got to be one of the worst menus I have ever seen.

>> No.16079355

>>16074996
As a German, there's only one drinkable beer there, and it's not that great by German standards. Scheiß auf Kölsch, das wässrige Ekelzeug

>> No.16079356

>>16074996
Prohibition Punch #FreeKyle

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>>16077499
This guy isn’t kidding. I just looked it up. The place failed and they blamed whites for somehow requiring them to make ethnic infused white food and isn’t too ethnic, because being “brown” they wouldn’t be allowed to just cook white food. The man looks like a chubby extra soy Babish and I’d assume he was white anyway. It never ends with these people.

>> No.16079385

the font upsets me, fuck this I'm going to mcdonalds

>> No.16079389

>>16074996
high life

>> No.16079437

a glass of diet coke for the cheap rum in my purse and a bottle of shiraz to entertain me while people drink these shitty overpriced cocktails

>> No.16079605

>>16074996
>Luxardo
It's a brand not a specific product. How can you be this stupid/ignorant, but keep charging so much money for things you have no knowledge about?

>> No.16079717

>>16074996
for the wine menu to mention cépage and vineyard and not tell you the region directly each time is the most obnoxious, pretentious amerimutt bullshit

>> No.16079736

>>16075162
the hefeweizen in question is also like 2.5% alcohol

>> No.16079738

>>16079605
if you can't infer that luxardo means maraschino, you're stupid/ignorant and probably poor

>> No.16079756

>>16079738
Could also be those Luxardo maraschino cherries or the liquid from those. Some recipes call for it.

>> No.16079804

>>16075049
whole bird fried chicken I guess, with all the trimmings