/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16066930]

Chicken over rice, New York style. So good.

[Anonymous No.16067079]

>>16066930
Flyovers will never experience that

[Anonymous No.16067089]

>>16067079
Thankfully.

[Anonymous No.16067094]

>>16066930
I can't get enough of this kind of slop. Just a big-ass pile of chicken over rice with whatever sauce, whether it's shawarma, butter chicken, or anything else.

[Anonymous No.16067224]

>>16067079
They'll also never experience gay pride parades.

[Anonymous No.16067235]

>>16067224
>lives in a culinary void
>defends it by mentioning a lack of gay pride parades on a food and cooking board

[Anonymous No.16067240]

>>16067224
side bussy is good for the mind

[Anonymous No.16067242]

>>16067094
50-ish% of my weekday meals are some variant of chicken/sauce/rice. Veggies either in sauce or in addition. Quick, easy, decent nutrition, cheap, tasty.

[Anonymous No.16067250]

>>16067242
do you think its healthy because youre not eating red meat

[Anonymous No.16067276]

>>16067235
>Culinary void
You can find literally every type of restaurant in every state, including flyovers. Even bumfuck nowhere towns in Wisconsin and Michigan have authentic Indian restaurants and Vietnamese pho shops, etc. But keep thinking you need to spend $3000/month on an apartment in order to have access to that shit.

[Anonymous No.16067856]

>>16066930
The flyover cope thread lol.

[Anonymous No.16068293]

>>16066930
You should try a garbage plate.

[Anonymous No.16068369]

>>16067079
Looks like the slop from an African place down the road from me in flyoverville

[Anonymous No.16068374]

>>16066930

That looks awful. Is it specifically for people who are heavily drunk?

[Anonymous No.16068384]

>>16066930
I see three of the cheapest possible food ingredients coated in some sauce that probably costs less than 10c. Typical that New York style food is extremely stingy and jewish.

[Anonymous No.16068429]

>>16066930
Looks good but I'd use less sauce desu senpai

[Anonymous No.16068443]

>>16067079
there's literally two GOAT new york style food trucks in Columbus Ohio

also always get the combo platter wtf

[Anonymous No.16068521]

>>16068369
It's probably pretty close. It's just decent chicken thighs and a yoghurt sauce. The weird autistic liberal site Kenji writes for has a recipe thats pretty good.

[Anonymous No.16068528]

>>16067250
No I think he thinks it's healthy because 50% of his meals are some variant of protein, flavor, rice and vegetables.

[Anonymous No.16068643]

>>16066930
>New York Style
>halal
>but muh flyover states suck amirite

Whatever you say goatfucker wannabe. I'll continue to enjoy my meatloaf, gravy, mashed potatoes, and green beans, with my large intact family

[Anonymous No.16068842]

>>16066930
I guess "New York style" is synonymous with shit. How's your studio apartment?

[Anonymous No.16068845]

>>16068842
How's it feel being completely irrelevant?

[Anonymous No.16068861]

The better chicken over rice.
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/wah-fung-no-1-new-york-2

[Anonymous No.16068871]

>>16066930
Absolutely nasty

[Anonymous No.16068920]

>>16067235
Was it your dad or brother that molested you?

[Anonymous No.16068940]

>>16068920
Now I unironically want Nick to play Toppo in a live acion DBS movie, which will never happen.

[Anonymous No.16069069]

>>16068845
If it means I can continue living in something bigger than a shoebox? Pretty good, bugman. We have better food here too.

[Anonymous No.16069251]

>>16066930
SLOPPA

[Anonymous No.16069284]

>>16067235
>at least I have 67 sushi and pho shops near me!

[Anonymous No.16069293]

topped with white cheddy popcorn
an authentic new york flavor & taste.

[Anonymous No.16069299]

>>16067276
Yeah but they suck because they have to cater to the tastes of knuckle-dragging flyovers to stay in business.

[Anonymous No.16069303]

>>16067079
You realize most flyovers visit New York and see how you 'live'.

It's a Godless shithole where most of your food has rat or roach feces in it. Yeah if you live in the MW you gotta drive a half hour sometimes to get pho or sushi or a halal plate, but trust me, it's worth it not to live in a post apocalyptic hellhole like manhattan.

[Anonymous No.16069307]

>>16069299
Imagine being a faggot coastie and actually believing this

[Anonymous No.16069308]

>>16069299
>he says as he posts a picture of some authentic sloppa in the OP
I never see coasties post their “superior cuisine.” Coasties only ever post their sloppas, hot dogs, and pizza; the same they make fun of flyovers for.

[Anonymous No.16069313]

>>16069299
>Yeah but
Kek cope

[Anonymous No.16069337]

Is new york style just adding as much condiments and fixings as possible to a food

[Anonymous No.16069338]

>>16066930
Falafel > chicken

[Anonymous No.16069382]

>>16069337
Actually it's the withholding of condiments and fixings at the price of something that has them

[Anonymous No.16069413]

>>16069382
>rub a tomato on some flatbread and throw some lawn clippings on
>mwah, bellissimo

[Anonymous No.16069434]

>>16069382
If Jiro was a city, he’d be New York
>slap some unseasoned protein on a grain with no sauce
>bone apple teeth that’ll be $80

[Anonymous No.16069689]

>>16069284
>tfw you live in comfy suburbs
your cope is real

[Anonymous No.16069699]

>>16066930
Looks like a chicken box in are UK. In other words, clean rotten.

[Anonymous No.16069715]

>>16067079
Enjoy your pizza with subway rat droppings you absolute New York shit hole living faggot

[Anonymous No.16069720]

>>16068443
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.16069723]

Flyovers seething in this thread lol

[Anonymous No.16069725]

>this thread
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.16069785]

>>16067276
Joke's on you, I spend $1860/mo and I make enough that it's easily affordable.

I recommend that you improve your marketable skills and station in life.

[Anonymous No.16069797]

>>16068861
fuck yeahhhh wah fung. their pork over rice is the best though. and only $4.50 for a "small" which is still 2 days worth of food for me

[Anonymous No.16069870]

>>16069689
>suburbs
Wow, replace Vietnamese corner store #58 with a Starbucks. I’m so impressed.

[Anonymous No.16069884]

>>16069785
>the only possible reason you wouldn’t want to overspend on an apartment in a city filled with garbage, rodents, homeless, niggers, and rapists is because you’re poor
The cope is real.

[Anonymous No.16069922]

>>16069884
I'm sorry that your picture of New York comes from TV and movies. Maybe one day you'll leave your parents' basement and get some real life experience.

[Anonymous No.16069932]

>>16069720
There's a halal new york style gyro on Sullivant and another on Cleveland ave iirc, good shit but both are in risky parts of town to keep your wits about you

[Anonymous No.16069940]

>>16066930
looks like the Iraqi food I made a thread about a few weeks ago. It was pretty good but gave me violent diarrhoea.

[Anonymous No.16069942]

>>16069922
Cope

[Anonymous No.16069985]

>>16069884
indeed, your coping is very real.

[Anonymous No.16070000]

>>16069985
Cope

[Anonymous No.16070003]

Euro here
Why do flyovers have such an inferiority complex against big city dwellers?

[Anonymous No.16070010]

>>16070003
Nice try, Jamal

[Anonymous No.16070012]

>>16069942
SO GLAD THAT WE LEGALIZED DRUGS EH

[Anonymous No.16070280]

>>16070010
Answer his question faggot

[Anonymous No.16070301]

>>16066930
If you really want to have diarrhea all day, make sure you eat this.

[Anonymous No.16070355]

>>16068861
Is this the place Mikey Chen always gushes about?

[Anonymous No.16070414]

>>16068528
>flavor

[Anonymous No.16070421]

>>16067079
>flyovers live rent free in coasties head
whats up with that?

[Anonymous No.16070455]

>>16070421
A coping mechanism. They need to direct hate towards the unknown or else they'll actually see what's in front of them.

[Anonymous No.16070494]

>>16067079
You north-americans really are like this? Always no matter the subject you just want to find ways to aggravate and annoy others and ruin everything?

[Anonymous No.16070518]

>>16070494
spend enough time in this place and you will hate literally every other person on earth

[Anonymous No.16070529]

>>16070421
they transplanted and can't cope with living with a maxed out credit card because their starbucks job can't pay enough to cover basic living costs even though they have 3 roommates in a studio apartment so they lash out at the communities they grew up in

[Anonymous No.16070864]

>>16070280
No thanks, Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.16071277]

>>16070421
You misunderstand. It’s a preemptive defense against the inevitable attacks against a city by flyover urchins. Most people on 4chan are from such areas.

Me, I love New York and all big cities. There’s nothing else like them. The positives far outweigh the negatives, but fools that have never left their basement, let alone their hometown or home state, wouldn’t know that.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some exceptional pizza to order.

[Anonymous No.16071450]

>>16071277
There are no positives. None. Having 30 examples of a certain restaurant within a moderate distance rather than 6 is completely negated when it takes you 30 minutes to drive three blocks and every restaurant has an hour long line. The only reason to even go to a place like NYC is to see the architecture, but that's not even a positive when living there as it simply makes the place a heat and pollution concrete nightmare. Then when crime rates, rent costs, and having to see shit like homeless people and drug addicts on every block gets factored in it's a shithole.

[Anonymous No.16071846]

>>16071450
Is this the nyc you’ve created in your head to cope with living in a dreadful barren wasteland? Wait times in cities are shorter, dummy. Also I walk because I’m not obese.

[Anonymous No.16071862]

>>16071846
>Barren wasteland
That cope

[Anonymous No.16071873]

>>16066930
What is the creamy stuff?

[Anonymous No.16071893]

Good but the lamb is always the superior choice.

[Anonymous No.16072184]

>>16068861
god i miss chinese barbecue so much. theres no real chinese food where i live which is my favorite cuisine in the world

[Anonymous No.16072211]

>>16066930
>pay for a side item
>get (((side salad))) which costs 0.09 cents to make
>goes with no entree
>is warm by the time you're ready to eat it
who the fuck orders a side salad with greasy fast food? you're getting jewed for a terrible salad

[Anonymous No.16072222]

>>16070494
This is 4chan sir

[Anonymous No.16072573]

>>16066930
>implying flyover country isn’t filled with MENA immigrants who cook riz a djej with labneh and fattoush

[Anonymous No.16072602]

>>16071862
You don’t live at Tahquamenon falls. I can go there too dummy. Cope.

[Anonymous No.16072635]

>>16072573
I ate at a Thai place, Amoungs or something, in fucking god damn Rawlins, Wyoming like 2 weeks ago and it was outstanding. Coastals and flyovers both have cartoonish visions of each other but coastals act like the interior usa is still 1950 demographics wise

[Anonymous No.16072662]

>>16071450
You know, simply making statements doesn’t mean they’re true.

[Anonymous No.16072673]

>>16072635
>I ate at a Thai place, Amoungs
That’s sus

[Anonymous No.16072675]

>>16071873
“White sauce”

[Anonymous No.16072688]

>>16072675
>>16071873
It’s mayonnaise with sugar and middle eastern spices

[Anonymous No.16072704]

>>16072688
No that’s just the way Halal Guys does it.

[Anonymous No.16072714]

>>16072704
Some use a yoghurt based sauce, it’s true

[Anonymous No.16072718]

>>16072602
Paradise, MI, faggot. It takes me less than fifteen minutes to be in the park. Keep seething though.

[Anonymous No.16073011]

>>16072718
This discussion is about food. You lose, faggot. Go eat a fucking pasty.