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My doctor just told me that I can no longer eat sugar, gluten, or yeast for the forseeable future due to a fungal infection in my intestines.
Now hand over recipes which require none of these three items or else.

>> No.16065861

Probably the easiest restriction ever.
Meat, fish, veggies, rice. I dunno if u can eat natural sugars like fruit but if u can go ahead.

>> No.16065874

>>16065861
I can't eat meat because I live with my parents.
And they are vegetarians which do not allow meat in their house.
I've tried sneaking in meat but they throw it out.
So far I've been surviving off of oats and greenbeans.
Send help.

>> No.16065885

oof

>> No.16065898

>>16065885
oofs do not sustain me brother. And I am running out of oats.

>> No.16065899

>>16065874
leave the house if you are an adult. if you are a minor talk to your school counciler about child abuse. dont threaten, just do

>> No.16065914

>>16065874
>no yeast
>forced to live with veggies
Nigga you gonna die

>> No.16065947

>>16065899
There are circumstances preventing me from moving out, and I already graduated.
I just need some foods that don't have those three items.
Corn tortillas are obvious, but my father's dog just died and my mother is in school.
So I doubt I'll be able to get to the store anytime soon.
I just really need help I'm afraid.

>> No.16066107

>>16065874
Talk to them about what the doctor told you? I mean you and your parents speak the same language right? Your parents have working ears as well right? I mean fuck how hard is it to tell them about your diet restrictions?

>> No.16066116

>>16066107
They know, but they still won't budge with the meat ban.
And they block me out when I try to ask about it.

>> No.16066321

>>16065852
beans, lentils, chickpeas/hummus, idk if ur parents will allow fish + eggs + dairy, but those are things too.

>> No.16066578

>>16065947
Just get a job ya fuckin hippie

>> No.16066589

>>16066116

Gluten-free tempeh is a thing and tofu is already gluten-free.

TVP is basically pure protein by weight and calorie, is cheap as dirt, stupidly easy to cook, and has no gluten or sugar or yeast.

Cook one of these things and have it with rice and vegetables.

>> No.16066621

does this include other starchy grains like rice?

>> No.16066636

>>16065874
What the fuck is wrong with people. Don't get me wrong I plan to raise my kids without junk food but holy shit if they couldn't eat anything except fast food and doritos because of some freak health condition so help me they are gonna get mcdonalds.

No one should EVER enforce their diet onto their children, ESPECAILLY if there are medical reasons for them to not follow it. What the fuck.

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>> No.16066658

>>16066636
its a parents job to enforce their morals(as far as they are concerned its just morals) on their kids
would your parents let you collect dead birds? cause that how they would see a steak

>> No.16066673

>>16065874
In medieval times, fish were not defined as meat

Apply this logic to your parents, hope it works

>> No.16066682

>>16065947
Maybe this is a sign that you weren't meant to live this long.

>> No.16066685

>>16065874
Haaahaa vegans are truly mentally ill

>> No.16066690

>>16066673
this same logic declares that beavers arnt meat either

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16066691

>>16065852
idiot homofag

>> No.16066692

>>16065874
Eat out then. Dont need to bring the food home

>> No.16066695

>>16066692
> just spend 200+ a week on food with too much salt bro

>> No.16066699

>>16066695
dude this is serious. he's living with vegans

>> No.16066713

>>16066658
Jokes on you I collect dead animals anyways. Ive been doing it since I was a kid. I'd take dead animals, let them rot somewhere, and then collect whatever bleached bones were not scavenged by other critters. It's one thing to bring home dead animals, it's another to be going out and torturing and killing animals for fun. My parents set rules like no rotting animals in the house, but they couldn't really try to stop me, and if they had tried I probably would have done it a lot more.

But no, it's not a parents job to enforce morals but rather their job to prepare their children for adulthood. Basic empathy like solving issues non violently and treating other with basic respect does not have to do with morals, it has to do with training kids with basic competence. Pushing morality onto kids usually ends in rebellion.

>> No.16066734

>>16066658
also like, if a doctor said my kid needed to collect dead birds for their health well then so be it.

>> No.16066778

Why are vegans so fucked in the head? Is that from the lack of nutriens?

>> No.16067189

>>16066778
>>16065852
Anyway OP. If you have some friends, just ask them to cook your meat at their place.

>> No.16067297

>>16065852
>My doctor just told me that I can no longer eat sugar
I call bullshit.

>> No.16067307

>>16065852
How did you get diagnosed? I suspect that's what my IBS is caused by.

>> No.16067326

>>16065874
Get a minifridge and a lock. Also a job and a car you fucking broke bitch.

>> No.16067328 [DELETED] 

Fast brother

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16067331

>>16065852
anti-gluten shill

>> No.16068321

>>16065852
rice
japanese foods
iunno, maybe saute some salmon
I hardly eat any of those things you listed beyond sugar, that kinda sucks

>> No.16068416

>>16065852
You will actually die from malnutrition OP >>16065914 is right. There's no way you are going to get a complete diet without yeast, gluten, or animal products. I mean maybe you could in theory but your parents sound retarded so you'll die. Get your friends to cook you some bacon and eggs or some shit. Buy and eat animal products in small quantities and eat them before you come home.

>> No.16068522

>>16065852
you want to get healed for real, make your own water kefir good luck and bye

>> No.16068531

You should die to teach your stupid parents a lesson.

>> No.16068601

>>16065852
Beans, lentils, palak paneer, eggs cooked any way, vegetable and sausage soup. I guess you could eat hummus with a spoon in a pinch. Pork chops are pretty great to have too.