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Is it really that bad to drink hard cider instead of beer? I get made fun of by friends every time I order it.

>> No.16065744

Depends. Are you a woman?

>> No.16065753
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>>16065744
No. Is it really that bad for a male to order hard cider?

>> No.16065763

>>16065753
Yeah, really bad. Order Smirnoff Ice instead.

>> No.16065770

>>16065742
Nah there's nothing wrong with it. But you shouldn't be searching for validation, either here or from your friends. Do what you like. If they banter with you, give them shit back. Who cares what they think anyways, clearly they aren't cutting you out of their lives for it so what does it matter if you order cider?

>> No.16065777

>>16065753
definitely a bit faggy if you normally order it over beer when with the guys
it's a tier above mike's hard

>> No.16065798

>>16065770
this is the correct answer, but beer>hard cider

>> No.16065804

>>16065753
What's really bad is seeking validation from 4chan.

>> No.16065806
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>>16065742
Hard cider is great if it’s hot outside. You shouldn’t feel about it and it makes you manly to drink whatever the fuck you want.

>> No.16065808

If you live somewhere that refers to cider as "hard" cider then it's probably not good cider anyway.

>> No.16065816

>>16065742
drink what you want. people will make fun of you but secretly they will admire you and want to fuck you

>> No.16065832

>>16065753
It depends on your culture. It's fine in England, weird in most parts of the US. Reminder to be sparing in the number of aspects of your culture you choose to flout, and to be prepared to endure ribbing about it in good humor.

>> No.16065833
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>>16065742
hard cider is gluten-free and beer is not just tell your friends you have celiacs or something

or you could be a real man and drink liquor

btw angry orchard is a garbage brand of hard cider if you're really into it you should try pic related. i used to work in a duplex-like production facility shared with the guys who make this and it's legit they also have a higher end line of %9.0 abv ciders

>> No.16066050

>>16065833
not op but I enjoy hard ciders over beer because I am a massive faggot. Didnt realize angry orchard was considered bottom of the barrel. I prefer local cider breweries but there are not many around since I am not in New England or Canada. The one cider I want to try is Joli Rouge Cider made off the Sagueney river in Canada.

>> No.16066237

>>16065742
It's just your friends don't really like you that much.

>> No.16066381

>>16065753
nobody gives a fuck

>> No.16066389

>>16066237
Probably because he's the type of guy to order hard cider when they're out for beers.

>> No.16066403

>shitty mass produced girly "ciders" with a shitton of added flavors and sweeteners
Crings
>rustic french produced cidre (Brut)
Insanely based.
OP, stop drinking liquid candy and get a proper cider.

>> No.16066586

>>16065833
Angry orchard does have some special big bottles of cider that are really good. Like "ice man" it's 12% I think.

But if I'm drinking to get drunk I drink strong cocktails. Cider is like apple juice for grown ups. It's not cool, manly, or classy. But it tastes good.

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16066748

>carbonated alchohol

>> No.16066756

>>16065742
There is nothing wrong with cider. However, Angry Orchard is not a good cider.

>> No.16066774

>>16065742
It is homosexual to drink liquor that tastes good. I am sorry, but you are going to have to nut up and drink the bread flavored seltzer water. Or make gay friends. Also I miss Hard Pressed Cider. Angry Orchard is too dry.

>> No.16066786

>>16065753
No real drinker gives a shit about this. I'd chug a gallon of pure honey if it would get me drunk.

>> No.16066791

>>16065742
Nigga just drink what you like. Fuck fags who think its gay to drink shit that tastes good.

>> No.16066796

>>16066786
At that stage you don't care much about anything, though.

>> No.16066799
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>>16065742
Anon I go to the bar and literally unironically order the girliest drink they can make. I tell the bartender “I would like the girliest drink you make” and they’ll give me some boozy slushy drink, and I’m a fat hairy manlet, nobody cares that you’re drinking cider.

>> No.16066807

>>16066796
Can't argue with this, lol.

>> No.16066864

>>16065742
In the world of fucking seltzer you're being made fun of for cider?
I don't believe you.
You're old. You forgot that you're old.
And you lie.

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Is this any good? I haven't had a cider in years but I like a good pear.

>> No.16066877

Only because cider in America is fucking garbage, like what you posted.

>> No.16066887

>>16065742
That's because you're ordering shit-tier cider. You need to drink European cider. Strongbow is the shittiest cider you should ever allow yourself to drink. Try Magners.

>> No.16067005

>>16065742
angry orchard is bad

>> No.16067068

>>16065833
>>16066050
>>16066586
>>16066756
>>16067005
i mostly drink austin eastciders

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>>16065833
Imagine not having WoodChuck

>> No.16067225

>>16066786
based

>> No.16068555

>>16065742
Drink whatever the fuck you want mate.
Fake friends you shouldn't even bother trying to impress will bust your balls about it and insist you order a "real" drink nonstop.
Meh friends won't say anything.
Real friends will bust your balls about it for a only a little while but eventually respect your decision

>> No.16068566

>>16065742
First time I ever got drunk was off Angry Orchard. Can't even taste the alcohol, so I drunk the whole 6 pack in 15 minutes. Next thing I know, I wake up and start puking and dry heaving for the next 30 hours.

>> No.16068572

>>16065833
>btw angry orchard is a garbage brand of hard cider

not really. actually quite good for its availability.

>> No.16068577

>>16065742
It’s fine to not like beer, it’s pretty emasculating to disguise your alcohol with fruity/sweet juice. Just drink whisky sours instead, it’s barely a step up but it’ll be much less embarrassing.

>> No.16068586

>>16065742
Depends on the kind of cider and wether or not you have some sort of issue like a gluten intolerance. Angry orchard is too sweet, find a dry cider if you can. If all else fails ignore the ridicule because they're probably drinking absolute shit like highlife anyway. Not as gay as hard seltzers.

>> No.16068590

>>16068586
>Not as gay as hard seltzers.
Hard seltzers are gayer but at the same time more socially acceptable. Maybe it's just because I live in a blue state, but even the guys here are drinking that seltzer garbage.

>> No.16068592

>>16065753
only if you are Jordan Peterson

>> No.16068594

>>16068590
>>16068586
>but its GAY!
more alcohol less filling less calories
accomplishes desired goal well and enjoyably

how young do you have to be that you think shit like this matters when nobody respectable drinks any form of beer etc after early 20s to begin with

>> No.16068630

It's just fucking gross. I can drink a few beers, and still want a few more. after a pint of cider I feel like I wanna brush my teeth and not touch sugar for a few days. men who drink sugary alcoholic drinks are fairys.

>> No.16068644

>>16068630
Why did you assume cider is sugary?
You know yeast eats sugar, right? That's kinda the point

>> No.16068647

Op, drink what you like and disregard quasi-macho peer pressure to conform to the laughably childish standards of normied.

>> No.16069319

>>16066786
mead is good as fuck tbqh

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>>16067130
Based woodchuck poster

>> No.16069345

>>16065804
this

>> No.16069351

>>16065742
Nah. People who make alcohol a part of their personality are usually skinny fat or fat >>16065744 like this guy clinging to some lost masculinity. Alcohol in general lowers your test too is the funny thing

Drink what you like. Don't limit yourself because of someone else's autism

>> No.16069380

>go to UK for job
>go to br'ish pub for first time
>sit at bar and order hard cider because don't want pulsating torpedo gut
>entire bar stares at me
>barkeep pisses in a guinness glass then smashes it over my head
>entire bar cheers as I lose consciousness
>man comes in off street to stab me several times
>get called racist for calling 911
>constable slaps me then sits at bar for a pint

>> No.16069578

>>16069380
You've never been to the UK. The have delicious cider on tap at all of the pubs.

>> No.16069672

>>16069380
And it’s 999 you filthy mutt

>> No.16069686

>>16066748
double-digit IQ post.

>> No.16069709

Is hard seltzer ok? I only drink hard seltzer. Keeps me moderate.

>> No.16069710

>>16065808
If you live in a place where cider doesn’t refer to delicious unfiltered apple juice then you probably have fucked up teeth

>> No.16069711

>>16066786
crisp

>> No.16069758

>>16065742
>made fun of by friends
at least you have friends

>> No.16069760

>>16066050
Are you a fellow Dreadnoughts enjoyer

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>>16065742
Who cares. I've never found any beer other than lambic that tastes good, it's all bitter pisswater. I don't like being drunk so I drink cider, since I'm in it for the flavor.
I normally do Stella or Strongbow Gold, only because they don't sell Ciderboys here in Texas. If I'm somewhere I can get my hands on some, the peach is absolute heaven.

>> No.16069781

>>16068590
Nah it’s pretty popular with Republican frat bros too

>> No.16069788

>>16065742
>hard cider
as opposed to soft cider? what is this shit

>> No.16069793

You might get diabeetus sooner but at least you won't grow bitch tits like they will from beer. But seriously I drink cider on hot summer days, nothing beats it. Then I swap back to stout or ale for the colder weather.

>> No.16069800

>>16068644
American cider is just sweetened apple juice with alcohol added it's not the same as the real cider you probably mean

>> No.16069811

>>16069788
FDA rules are dumb. We sell unfiltered apple juice as cider while filtered is sold as juice. Govt requires alcoholic cider to be sold as "hard" cider. Iirc it's because of prohibition and was just never changed back.

>> No.16069820

>>16069811
but cider by definition is fermented apple juice and is alcoholic.. its not just apple juice?

>> No.16069983

>>16069820
You've already received your answer.

>> No.16070092

brehs, since you already look gay might aswell try adding an orange peel to your cider, specially if it's a weaker/sweeter one
it's so fucking good

>> No.16070096

>>16069820
Like I said, the FDA changed that here when prohibition started and alcoholic beverages were banned. Blame the roasties who couldn't compete with a fucking drink and screeched "muh chillin" to Washington.