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/ck/ webms

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>>16060888
Apologies for shit quality this board has an atrocious filesize limit

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>> No.16060989

>>16060765
>Sugar
>Kool Aid
>Add water
>Mix

Well how the fuck else would you make it?

>> No.16061244

>>16060765
why is he whisking so violently
this makes me really uncomfortable

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>> No.16061423

>>16060989
No anon, he is le black, le black make the1 4chan seeth

>> No.16061433

>>16060765
needs pickles

>> No.16061963

>>16061433
Kool aid pickles are based

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>> No.16061981

>>16061423
Im seething at the straight tap water

>> No.16061989

>>16061971
Why are americans like this?

>> No.16062098

>>16061315
>takes longer
>gets shell in your food
>now need to wash another item
Why would you think this is a good idea?

>> No.16062134

>>16062098
the eggshell has been peeled off...

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>> No.16062178

>>16061244
I too feel uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure he squirted soap on his hand and let it run into the mix.

>> No.16062200
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>> No.16062214

>>16060908
It's called lower the resolution, retard.

>> No.16062215

>>16061981
I mean we used to make our kool aid with hose water, tap isn't bad unless you live in a shithole.

>> No.16062216
File: 2.86 MB, 600x336, how to make cheesecake in 5 min 크림치즈를 5분 만에 달콤한 케이크로 만드는 방법-.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16062229

>>16062216
I don't know what that is but that is not cheesecake.

>> No.16062234
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>>16062229
Looks like cheesecake to me; a cake made with cream cheese.
That being said I grew up eating NY cheesecake and don't really like cheesecake.

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>> No.16062247

>>16060914
be honest anon, are you Max? we all know he visits this board.

>> No.16062251

>>16061971
what an actually retarded dish, it barely came off the fucking roller, just pour it over the top if you're so hard for that much heart attack

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>> No.16062258

>>16062253
For what purpose?

>> No.16062260

>>16062258
Uncivilized guests.

>> No.16062261

>>16060765
wouldn't a blender work best?

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>> No.16062291

>>16062238
>Hey anon, whatcha cooking?

>> No.16062293

>>16062214
I did. That’s why it looks like shit.

>> No.16062294

>>16062247
No, unfortunately. I just wanted to add some webms to the thread and made those from scratch to keep it going until it got more traction.

>> No.16062295

>>16062285
no a1 sauce? the fucking state of these gooks

>> No.16062300

>>16062294
okay but if you were Max I'd say I like your videos and I'm glad you quit Disney to keep making quality content.

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>>16062285
What was the point of the skewers?
>>16062291
>

>> No.16062310

>>16062253
A bell siphon in a wine glass! I fucking love it

>> No.16062315

>>16062305
>What was the point of the skewers?
Japanese chef wankery, put on a good show and you can charge $1500 for a steak and potatoes because it's (((prestigious)))

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>> No.16062325

>>16062319
THE ARCHITECT

>> No.16062345

>>16062238
>throwing in ice cold into super hot
lmaooooooooo might as throw ice in there

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>> No.16062409

>>16062300
I'm glad he did too anon

>> No.16062488

>>16062098
You forgot
>Letting an animal on the counter

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>> No.16063412

>>16061315
Just use a wisk. It's easier to clean

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>>16062258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_cup

>> No.16063450

>>16060888
Blessed placenta recipe of truth. Check'd

>> No.16063485

>>16062245
don't you need to squeeze the water out of it?

>> No.16063487

>>16062258
when they take too much water from the nile

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>>16062265
She and Surly should get married.

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>>16063520
Segal is a treasure.

>> No.16063687

>>16060888
I ate the placenta from both my sons after my wife birthed them. Its very nutritional

>> No.16063691

>>16061315
This is one of those things I want to believe is a troll because its the internet, and 4chan....but....I have so little faith in humanity left i believe it.

>> No.16064145

fuck worst korea
fuck bugs

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>> No.16064739

>>16063576
kek is that the actual cover? with him holding down the trigger and spraying into the ground?

>> No.16064762

>>16062258
Called the greedy cup. Back in older times it was a way to make sure people didnt overserve themselves when pouring drinks.

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>> No.16064938

>>16064932
at least he tried to clean it

>> No.16064965

>>16064762
>Be me
>simply plug the hole at the bottom with a tip of my finger
Problem pythagocuck ?

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>> No.16066029

>>16063687
Kys wtf

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>> No.16066412

>>16060765
Why does he start stirring while trying to fill it up? I just don't understand people.

>> No.16066432

>>16061423
I can smell them through the internet

>> No.16066999

>>16062345
How do you add frozen tater tots to oil?

>> No.16067257

>>16064739
/k/ put that in,and thw two katanas.

>> No.16067528

>>16064762
Ok but in the video the cup drains completely. So how do you drink anything without spilling everywhere?

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>> No.16067543

>>16066999
Very slowly, you don't dump them in like a fuckin idiot

>> No.16067546

>>16067537
>(((Goldberg)))

>> No.16067561

>>16066999
>>16067543
or just less. he both dumped them in from far away and put them all in at once, also in a relatively small amount of oil for one person, I'd say? even if he did that amount slightly slow, ideally lowering them down in something, the excess moisture from them freezing would just turn into a quarter second bubbling from the oil
also ironically he's holding a lid which he obviously should have slid over it to stop the fire, but at the same time if he succeeded in getting them in and then lidded them (probably his intention), they'd have boiled over and started a likely even larger fire, if not a small explosion
also doing all this shirtless, so much stupidity from this socioeconomic disadvantaged person it feels unscripted even though there's no reason to film this stupid shit except that he thinks it would make him look gourmand

>> No.16067563

>>16067546
is "(((Goldberg)))" in the room with us right now, /pol/?

>> No.16067576

>>16061971
Imagine watching a skinny girl eat that haha

>> No.16067578

>>16060765
>water_to_wine.webm

>> No.16067594

>>16067528
It's supposed to be a fuck you the moment you served too much, retard. Why would they let you keep the right amount after you tried to be a greedy fucker.

>> No.16067964

>>16062238
what are you supposed to do in this situation if you dont have a fire extinguisher?
>turn off stove
then what?

>> No.16067982

>>16067964
Smother the fire. Cover it with something or dump salt on it.

>> No.16067989

>>16067964
Cover with lid he has in his hand

>> No.16068002

>>16062319
Based and architect pilled.

>> No.16068008

>>16062253
>>16063487
Based Grand Illusions watchers.

>> No.16068029

>>16062264
sweet, now I can make my own and I don't have to give those little shits any money

>> No.16068051

>>16061971
Do Germans really?

>> No.16068093

>>16062319
He's the architect

>> No.16068103

>>16061971
use frotted roller diylet

>> No.16068128
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>>16063520
>the dramatic effect on the grill before cutting to Segal struggling to open it
god I love American television

>> No.16068197

>>16061989
Everyone lampoons Americans, but have you ever seen some of the shit they serve in Korea? Took all the worst ideas from America and dialed it up

>> No.16068380

>>16060765
>drinking hot water
mmmm heavy metals

>> No.16068396

>>16067563
it's called a Rube Goldberg machine and I'm pretty sure he was just making a joke you sperg.

>> No.16068433

>>16067537
this is some Tom & Jerry shit

>> No.16068476

>>16062265
those look fantastic

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>> No.16068490

>>16068380
do those heavy metals magically disappear when the water gets cold?

>> No.16068494

>>16067563
>t. jew

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>> No.16068729

>>16063687
how did it taste?

>> No.16068773

>>16060765
Would using a pot of hot water improve this?

>> No.16068799

>>16067578
>ice cubes
>wine
why do I know you're a burger?

>> No.16068838

>>16063687
You know the best thing about the placenta? Cold placenta sandwiches the next day.

>> No.16068892

>>16062265
how does she get out? or is she trapped like the Surly?

>> No.16068898

>>16064932
next generation /ck/ users

>> No.16068903

>>16068708
>>16068712
>>16068716
insecure untermensch

>> No.16069357

>>16066386
love this guy, he's called Badlands Chugs on youtube

>> No.16069369
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>>16064932
Kids really are exactly like drunk adults

>> No.16069390

>>16069369
Do zoomers see how stupid this shit is? I always hope the obsession with social media would fade as it loses its novelty.

>> No.16069396

>>16062293
560p is usually good for webms, allow for a higher bitrate.

>> No.16069404

>>16069390
I don't expect that shit to ever go away.

>> No.16069421

>>16068708
>>16068712
>>16068716
just what exactly went wrong with americans?

>> No.16069426

>>16068898
Next?

>> No.16069433 [DELETED] 

>>16067563
Ok chud

>> No.16069438

>>16069421
hint: they love bagels

>> No.16069442
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>>16069438
b-b-b-bagel

>> No.16069505

>>16069357
Wow thanks. I never would have guessed that from the obscure filename, which is "BADLANDS CHUGS".

>> No.16069604

>>16069505
Ok chud

>> No.16070387 [DELETED] 

>>16067964
flour.
Throw flour on the oil.
Not saying that nigger would have flour because it's probably racist or something.

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>>16070387
>THE NIGGER HAS FLOUR?

>> No.16070495

>>16069421
*germans

>> No.16070542

>>16069421
abundance of fast food +radfem policies meant a whole generation of women didn't learn how to cook and then men didn't step up as cultural values changed. In any other society one side or the other would've figured shit out but capitalism is so incredibly based food is cheap enough that people don't need to keep vital traditions alive.

>> No.16070647

>>16067537
based

>> No.16070676

>>16070401
Kek

>> No.16070748

>>16061315
I don't understand the point of this. Are those boiled eggs? And if they're not boiled eggs, why are they being broken in such a stupid way that gets all sorts of shell in the finished product? What the FUCK man. I'm scared :(

>> No.16070762

>>16062163
whats the recipe?

>> No.16070782

>>16062264
I'd buy girl scout cookies if they were actually like, made by hand and not just mass produced garbage being solicited by little kids.

>> No.16070783

>>16060765
That is the stupidest fucking video OP. I do have a specific way I like to make kool-aid tho:
>15% less water than packet suggests
>15% less sugar than packet suggests
>mix thoroughly using hot water
>chill in fridge overnight

I get that nobody wants to wait until the next day to have a glass of kool-aid. That is why you always keep 2 pitchers of kool-aid in the fridge and always make another batch when 1 pitcher is gone. This is the same principle I use for inventory management.

>> No.16070791

>>16062265
I'd tell her that I'd only buy one of her snacks if she spat in it.

>> No.16071219

>>16062098
>takes longer
dicing an egg definitely takes more time
>gets shell in your food
they are peeled
>now need to wash another item
you would have to wash a knife anyway

you are impressively retarded anon

>> No.16071413

>>16070387
I hope you really try that one day, chud.

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>>16061315
>cat on counter

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>> No.16071861

>>16070387
Nice explosion there

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>> No.16071867

>>16062216
there's no way this tastes good

>> No.16071874

>>16063513
>filename
kek good one anon

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>> No.16071905

>>16071883
That's crazy. I didn't know avocado was ferromagnetic.

>> No.16071906

>>16070748
They're prepeeled you mong

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>> No.16071955

>>16071864
You have to eat all the eggs

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>>16071955
Bring it on, faggot.

>> No.16071963

>>16071856
I can't believe I could tell it was Kay just be the stovetop

>> No.16071967

>>16062264
>Troops get $1 per box sold

>> No.16071977

>>16062305
>What was the point of the skewers?
Probably to minimize handling and avoid having the fat melt.

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>> No.16071986

>>16069404
No-one ever expected the soviet union to fall either

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>> No.16072006

>>16060989
Wow, racist much?

>> No.16072014

>>16061244
Your racism is showing

>> No.16072030

>>16063520
>>16063576
>Was literally picked out by a producer who claimed he could make a superstar out of even the most uncharismatic douche he could find.

>> No.16072073

>>16071988
>Meme half of China filmed themselves doing

>> No.16072415

>>16062295
most jap food insists upon itself

>> No.16072449

>>16072415
i agree, shallow and pedantic

>> No.16072503

>>16068380
>he doesn't know that hot water is cleaner than cold water
ever see what the inside of a water heater tank looks like? It's all hardwater crystals and sheit, at least some of it reacts and gets collected in the tank. Not most of it though.

>> No.16072542

>>16071856
>teflon pan, sanded clean

>> No.16072657

>>16067537
How did this work so well? Amazing.

>> No.16072881

>>16063513
How does he get out?

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>> No.16073018

>>16072949
This looks gay and dumb as fuck.

>> No.16073061

>>16072944
What is it? Risotto? I wanna eat there.

>> No.16073143

>>16063485
I'm guessing so, because that is not crispy looking at all

>> No.16073258

>>16067537
The baby bit was top notch
Good skit

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>>16071856
Someone should ask Kay to pour water into a cup
I bet she'll somehow mess up that recipe as well

>> No.16073361

>>16063520
"I've been making sushi for 35 years".

>> No.16073364

>>16073285
Damn, those were some lightning-fast cuts.

>> No.16073375

>>16071814
Goodman? For fucks sake, spend a little more and get a Trane or a Heil.

>> No.16073393

>>16073357
If only that tomato was my nutsack

>> No.16073403

>>16061244
He wanted a frothed kool-aid head over his imperial parple drank.

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>>16068799
Wait, ice cubes come out of faucets in Europe??

>> No.16073416
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>>16070783
If both are 15% less, doesn't that even it out?

>> No.16073426

>>16062200
Now this is a worthwhile webm

>> No.16073559

>>16067964
throw a wet cloth on it to smother the fire

>> No.16073583

>>16073416
It's not 15% less kool aid mix, anon.

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>> No.16073647

>>16061989
it's from a german tv show

>> No.16073657

>>16061315
Whys everyone freaking? it's just a fast and easy way to cube peeled boil-
>oh shit, that's shell stuck on the grate
>the way she rubs the grate to make sure every last bit of egg and extra shell for crunch get added in

>> No.16073762

>>16073657
That's not shell. Dumbass

>> No.16073765

>>16073600
;_;ゞ

>> No.16073769

>>16073357
God I would love to put my head in between her thighs

>> No.16073787

>>16069357
isnt he big smokes va?

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>>16073787
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Clifton_Powell

Man, I fucking hope not.
It's hard to tell those folks apart, though.

>> No.16073951

>>16071958
what is his life expectancy?

>> No.16073968

>>16061971
this is so useless, the sauce goes everywhere but on the burger
fucking americans

>> No.16074106

>>16073583
If you'd bothered to pay attention, you'd have seen him pour 15, if not 16%, of the mix into his shirt sleeve.

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>>16073951
Forever, as he has left humanity behind.

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>> No.16074485

>>16067964
baking soda will put out most kitchen fires. when I was in elementary school they had us decorate cans of it and write fire extinguisher on it

>> No.16074509

>>16062305
dress for the job you want, not the job you have

>> No.16074513

>>16072881
He can't. If he tries to get out he will break the eggs. So he has to sell them all before he can leave.

>> No.16074515

>>16070748
Those are peeled hard-boiled eggs. It's a quick way to cut them up for dishes like egg salad.

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>>16069390

>> No.16074519

>>16072415
>>16072449
God damn this fits so well for japanese food

>> No.16074527
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>>16074518
I go out to eat maybe three times a year if I'm lucky.
When I do, I am so happy and grateful, mostly for the company, that I want to take a pic and post on Facebook with text along the lines of "Having dinner with the girls from work today!" or whatever.
If some cunt ruins that for me I will get up and leave.
I understand that IG is fucking full of food pictures and there are even places that cater most to the photo than to the actual eating of their product, but nobody's forcing you to look at it and I'm not the one posting most of it.
And of course, these videos are just another form of seeking attention on social media themselves.

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>> No.16074613

>>16074527
Post your blog elsewhere

>> No.16074621
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>>16074613
Post webms in the webm thread, faggot
take your womanly bitching somewhere else.

>> No.16074696

>>16074518
>last guy basically taking a photo of two slices of bread and a cookie
so fucking fake

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>>16064762
>>16062253
>put finger over bottom hole
nothing personal pythagoras

>> No.16074819

>>16067594
that makes no sense, if it's supposed to be a fuck you moment you lose more precious drink having it all spilled out than if you simply poured more

>> No.16074828

>>16074527
They will be happy to see your humorless ass go.

>> No.16074833

>>16061971
sometimes I really wonder if americans do really

>> No.16074883

>>16067964
Don't be a retard who tries to deep fry without knowing what the fuck you're doing while also not having a fire extinguisher. If you get yourself into such a situation, sit down and allow the house fire to take you because you deserve it.

>> No.16074892

>>16073559
Gotta be careful with that. You want it only damp, not dripping wet. And you want to place it gently. Actually throwing it will fan the flame.

>> No.16074906

>>16073794
Great one. Hadn't seen that before.

>> No.16074949

>>16071833
she seemed so unrealistically bad at cutting that carrot i was expecting this webm to be an advertisement for some kind of device for halving carrots easier or something

>> No.16074960

>>16074527
i hope this is bait
please be bait

>> No.16075134

>>16071814
based squirrel

>> No.16075198

>>16067537
there's no way this is 100% real.

>> No.16075207

>DO AMERICANS REALLY?
>LE AMERICAN DESERT!!!
>AMERICAN BREAKFAST!!!
>AMERICAN BURGER!!!
>HAHAHA AMERICANS ARE FAT!!!!!!

don't you obsessed yuropoors realize that a good 90% of these "le americans!!!" webms aren't even from america?
keep seething though, i guess living in a muslim majority country does that to a person.

>> No.16075247

>>16062352
This is pretty cool.

>> No.16075250

>>16075207
Do Americans really seethe when you ask about their culture?

>> No.16075260

>>16064932
Fucking kek, what is this from?

>> No.16075261

>>16067537
is this real????

>> No.16075271

>>16066386
This cant be healthy.

>> No.16075282

>>16074527
>I go out to eat maybe three times a year if I'm lucky. When I do, I am so happy and grateful
Wholesome
>mostly for the company, that I want to take a pic and post on Facebook with text along the lines of "Having dinner with the girls from work today!" or whatever.
>If some cunt ruins that for me I will get up and leave.
FAGGOT

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>>16070762
boil the meat or whatever for however long

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>>16075271
You only live once, so make the most of it.

>> No.16075305

>>16071883
God I hate hipsters and their stupid avocados.

>> No.16075321

>>16061971
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane

>> No.16075336

>>16074460
Maple syrup?

>> No.16075339

>>16062258
lol he doesn't know about the pythagorean cup

>> No.16075340

>>16073951
i remember him getting nut cancer and losing his one

>> No.16075342

>>16075336
>Filename is "World Record Maple Syrup"
GEE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

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>> No.16075380

>>16071814
my friends in front of me during ramadan

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>>16071963
You can me both anon.What a legend.

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>> No.16075409

>>16075250
>Never actually Americans
>hurr yurr culture durr

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>> No.16075427

>>16075342
Im on my phone.

>> No.16075515

>>16073018
Wow you must be fun at parties

>> No.16075529

>>16066029
Yeah a shit ton of mammals do it, it really is full of good shit. Sister did it after she had my niece. And my fiancé said she's probably going to do it if/when we have kids.

It's a woman thing.

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>> No.16075651

Please does anyone have the Jack .webm where his waffle iron explodes and it says "you died" from Dark Souls?

>> No.16075656

>>16068712
do americans really??

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>> No.16075763

>>16075657
his immobile right hand makes me so depressed for some reason

>> No.16075826

>>16075645
Do Americans really?

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>>16075763
Looks fairly mobile to me.

>> No.16075895

>>16075859
is there a reason he has a gimp right hand?

>> No.16075917

>>16075895
He had a stroke, lost movement in his right side for a long time.

>> No.16075926

>>16075198
>>16075261
there is a clear edit after the baby tugs the phone so that part is at least faked

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>> No.16076485

>>16062216
>2 or 3 drops of vanilla
what is even the point?

>> No.16076491 [DELETED] 

>>16062238
>dumps pan of oil into the sink
this is why you never rent to niggers

>> No.16076533

>>16062319
Truly the architect.

>> No.16076609

A few months back someone posted a pizza pretzel webm and I really liked it after making it but didn't save it
Does anyone here have it I want to make it again

>> No.16076620

>>16074810
kek

>> No.16076632

>>16075638
that's the least retarded thing I ever saw him do

>> No.16076650

>>16068490
literally yes, retard. They condense onto the walls of the pipe.

>> No.16076655

>>16068716
she's clearly faking that for the cameras. Look at the disgust on her face after the first bite.
Ironically enough, if she actually just ate raw meat she would be healthier. And her facial hair is disgusting.

>> No.16077014

>>16063412
lmao could you describe the technique to do that with a whisk?

>> No.16077059

>>16076485
Flavor? Apparently you've never cooked before. It's fucking strong.

>> No.16077132

>>16062264
over here all they sell are the shitty chocolate-vanilla sandwiches and the mint chocolate ones

>> No.16077158

>>16064344
>>16064870
>>16065093
can someone fully explain the architect pill to me?

>> No.16077178

>>16062285
>cuts it open while still sizzlin hot
I was told this was a no-no

>> No.16077195

>>16077158
If you imagine you're intentionally responsible for making your wife fat, you will feel more in control of your relationship and be happier overall.

>> No.16077221

>>16077195
very based

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>> No.16077263

>>16075207
>not liking europeans
not a defense against Americans

>> No.16077298

>>16062163
>inexpensive
we're probably looking at double digits here.
i can order a few burgers for that.

>> No.16077310

>>16077178
It's seared, not heated through, at that point, so it's not too different from cutting raw meat. A steak like that is around $100-200+ (and costs that much to buy yourself), and the chefs cooking them know how to get them perfect on the first try.

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>>16070791

>> No.16077447

>>16075271
It's 100% healthy. Nothing wrong with being hydrated.

>> No.16077629

>>16073285
I want to make love to that piece of pork.

>> No.16077654

>>16075399
Is this cake a meme, it looks like it might taste like shit.

>> No.16077673

>>16075645
what the fuck is their problem? I eat this every day

>> No.16077707

>>16072944
Nothing like some good ol c02 and gas fumes to whet the appetite.

>> No.16077710

>>16077707
CO, actually.

>> No.16077715

>>16071841
what are those strips he puts on the top of the fries ?

>> No.16077826

>>16075340
That was furious pete. He's lost both balls now

>> No.16077829

>>16077715
gyro meat

>> No.16077838

>>16077715
They're called chips.

>> No.16077977

>>16075369
movie is tampopo in case anyone wants to know and it's even better than this scene suggests

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>>16077158

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>>16077993
i never noticed the mad digits on that post

>> No.16078092

>>16062319
Big beautiful belly… i love big women… with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast… puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips… thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped… pamper for feed her. I love big fertile women.. plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again…

>> No.16078105

>>16075271
you see that man and think he cares about being healthy?

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>>16074483

>> No.16078136

>>16060765
>using tape water for your cooking

DO AMERIGROIDS REALLY?

>> No.16078188

>>16068773
yeah, I usually start with hot water to make sure the sugar dissolves properly, then add cold water.
if you only use cold water the sugar won't dissolve and will just settle on the bottom.

>> No.16078195

>>16077993
>>16078092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn58DdKko_M

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>>16078136
Is tape water some kind of special sticky water? Or does it have tape worms? I actually don't think we have that in America.

>> No.16078248

>>16078232
I think he was trying to say "tap water" as if the water from the tap is somehow evil.
Most American municipal water is regulated to have fewer contaminants than bottled water.

>> No.16078335

>>16078248
A lot of bottled water is just municipal tap water.

>> No.16078343

>>16078335
If you're lucky.

>> No.16078442

>>16073951
~600 years upper conservative estimate.

>> No.16078447

>>16074460
god I want to fuck one of those guinness world record broads in their little suits

>> No.16078495

>>16074527

you're ruining the moment for everyone that has to watch your plaid obsessed mustache-conditioner using faggot ass take his picture, they should be the one walking away after ruining your precious moment.

>> No.16078621

>>16060765
I was waiting for some kind of gore to happen

>> No.16078654

>>16067528
The cup won't start draining until after you pour a certain amount. So if you only pour a little bit it won't drain at all, but if you pour a bit too much it will drain completely.

>> No.16078778

>>16077826
roids will do that

>> No.16078941

>>16077838
>chips
>made of meat

>> No.16079004

>>16073285
>obliterated so thoroughly you dont need to cut it
>has smoke ring throughout the entire piece of meat
>no bark whatsoever. just mush.
absolute SLOP. i'm guessing this trash was smoked at 450 going by how fucking intense the steam is coming off. garbage.

>> No.16079193

>>16072030
kek source

>> No.16079318

>>16078136
shithole inhabitant detected

>> No.16079326

>>16062238
>kangz

>> No.16079334

>>16073285
honestly there is a point where meat becomes too mushy

>> No.16079746

>>16075656
>>16069421
>americans
>show called "pures leben"
>stereotypical germanic face
>german writing on all packaging
>euro style kitchen
>euro style living room
>american
i mean, i can see why you'd get confused there

hope she sorted her shit out. she's still young, she could turn it around and do something great with that.

>> No.16079752

>>16076655
>>16068716

nah, she's just showing to the camera she ate the onion.
nothing wrong with steak tartare, but there are better ways of eating it.

>> No.16079766

>>16075412
Crazy knife skill.

>> No.16079777

>>16075425
I really likes these types of vids.
The guac one is also really cool in the same vein.

>> No.16079797

>>16071841
>no added salt and vinegar
and the order is wrong.
disgusting and uncultured.

first chips, then salt & vinegar, then cheese, then gravy, then kebab.
no wonder foreigners think british food is bad.

>>16077715
kebab. lamb kebab shavings by the looks of it, followed by what looks like chicken kebab strips.

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