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16059160 No.16059160 [Reply] [Original]

Why can't I just get some good fucking 'za around me?

>> No.16059188

>>16059160
Idk man, just fucking make some yourself shit ain't hard.

>> No.16059193

>>16059188
Too much effort

>> No.16059222

>>16059193
then you deserve to suffer then retard

>> No.16059518

>>16059222
Checked. I can't cook worth a fuck, I just don't understand why I can't get nice, authentic pizza.

>> No.16059523

>>16059160
What is za?

>> No.16059655

>>16059518
not even that hard or expensive? are you just garbage?

>> No.16059697

Bread
Sauce
Cheese
Random toppings

What's so hard, man?

>> No.16059787

>>16059697
It's about how to put these together to make a good pizza fucker

>> No.16059894

>>16059193
fuck off from /ck/

>> No.16059912

I've neve had a good 'za :[

>> No.16059914
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16059914

Mama mia! Now that is Italian!

>> No.16059921

>>16059160
Die cunt.

>> No.16060055

>>16059193
Get off my board you no-cook cunt.

>> No.16060072

>>16059160
Doesn't your local mall have Sbarro?

>> No.16060164
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16060164

>>16059160

>one place that has good za
>1 hour away min

Fuck me.

>pic related

>> No.16060265

>>16059160
make ur own, complain to companies and suggest possible recipes and hope that they will start selling your preferred zas

>> No.16061288
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16061288

>>16060164
>shredded basil

>> No.16062244

>>16059160
Get a pizza steel and fuck bitches

>> No.16062691

>>16059160
look for authentic neapolitan pizzerias

>> No.16062908

>>16059523
South Africa

>> No.16064339

Do you guys put the basil before of after the oven?

>> No.16064342

>>16064339
Usually after

>> No.16064489

>>16061288
Problem?

>> No.16064511

How realistic do you guys think starting up a mobile pizza business would be? You can get brick over like heat in a weber grill with some heat reflecting modifications. I made a pretty decent neapolitan pie and everyone always says I could sell it.

>> No.16064539

>>16061288
ohh no he didnt leave the basil whole
still tastes the same

>> No.16064552

>>16059160
>that tasteless white cheese
>doesn't cover the Pizza
>big gaps of tomato sauce
>only topping is some leaves
Uhh yeah, that's not what a good Pizza looks like
>'za
Stop. Nobody says "'za". It is not a thing. It is not said. You are making yourself seem all the more ridiculous by continuing to force it. I have lived a long life and have had many social circles, not once have I heard anyone call a Pizza pie a "'za". It is simply not done by anyone, ever. I suggest you stop saying it before you end up in an awkward situation of accidentally saying it in real life to another person, which I'm sure would result in much embarrassment on your part and relentless mockery on theirs. You know I'm right, so just listen to someone who knows. There is no such thing as "'za". The closest I've heard is "peez'", and even that is a very desperate reach for Pizza-related slang that would raise eyebrows in most circles. Just don't do it. We have an existing vocabulary for a reason - use it. "'Za". Is. Not. A. Thing.

>> No.16064562

>>16059518
Tiny pathetic baby can't do for himself. Wants mommy pizzeria to feed him taste authentic pizza because learning to actually cook would require the slightest amount of effort and make baby cry.

Aww poowr widdle baby! Don't cwy widdle baby!

>> No.16064654

>>16064552
wrong.
za is a real word according to U.S scrabble rules and dictionaries.
it means pizza.

>> No.16065171

>>16064511
There's a guy around where I am who has a food truck he built a wood fired oven in for making pizza

>> No.16065272

DIY a pizza baking steel from A36 or s235 steel

>> No.16066006

>>16059160
>'za
I hope you get covid and die

>> No.16066211

>>16060164
Looks good for a greasy pizza.

>> No.16066986

>>16061288
>shredded basil
>Doesn't know what basil chiffonade is.
Oof. Well, maybe anon had a good personality.