What do you cook for a date (with a woman)?

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Anonymous Tue May 4 16:43:35 2021 No.16054337 [Reply] [Original]

What do you cook for a date (with a woman)?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 16:45:54 2021 No.16054341 >>16054337 Anything with a lot of beans in it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 16:46:13 2021 No.16054344 >>16054337 pastrami on rye with cabbage and onions

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 16:47:46 2021 No.16054350 >>16054337 Are you intending on fucking her afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 16:48:33 2021 No.16054356 I thought these racists got canceled?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 16:50:26 2021 No.16054361 >>16054337 Steak with broccoli and peas.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 16:50:56 2021 No.16054367 >>16054337 Burgers with avocado and vodka cranberries if you want to drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 16:56:50 2021 No.16054399 File: 1.33 MB, 2433x3018, Lois_T3_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054337 >YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DATE YOUNG MAN

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:03:54 2021 No.16054440 Penis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:13:34 2021 No.16054484 A knuckle sandwich on rye

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:25:04 2021 No.16054539 File: 483 KB, 1280x960, 20210326_193953_rs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054337 Maybe minced meat beef with porter ale sauce based on yellow onions, and cooked potatoes :D

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:25:26 2021 No.16054540 Five-alarm chili with several cloves of garlic minced in

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:26:16 2021 No.16054545 >>16054539 And homemade pickled cucumber of-course :D

>>	Sage Tue May 4 17:26:20 2021 No.16054547 >>16054337 Steak

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:35:30 2021 No.16054596 >>16054337 something that is simple, tasty and doesn't cockblock you later. ie: nothing heavy, nothing huge or grandiose, no garlic or onions (bad breath will put off any sexy time)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:39:45 2021 No.16054606 >>16054596 This Caprese and grilled chicken on toasted flatbread Greek salad and muscles or oysters

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:39:50 2021 No.16054607 >>16054337 Whatever it is my semen is on the ingredients list

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:44:36 2021 No.16054627 >>16054596 what if you don't want sexy time? what if all you really want, is to just not be alone?

Anonymous Tue May 4 17:47:44 2021 No.16054639
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>>16054337
I-I-Is that a, female girl?? Aughe-ugh. I must sniff. AAAAH. OH GOD. AAAAH. OH FUCK. MMMMM. OOOH. I'm COOOOMING. I'm, I'm cooming. III'm coooming. I'm cooming. I'm cooming. AAAAAAAAAAAA OH FUCK. AUGH COOMING AUGH AAAAAAAAAAAA. OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAA. Augh oh fuck. Oh jesus. Oh fuck. Oh fuck...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:49:07 2021 No.16054645 >>16054639 based and offwhitepilled

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:51:26 2021 No.16054655 >>16054607 This. It is a major confidence booster.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 17:52:39 2021 No.16054658 >>16054596 This guy knows how it goes. To add to it, light dishes with a fatty note are great. Women love fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:08:43 2021 No.16054728 >>16054337 I microwave a poopie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:09:58 2021 No.16054736 >>16054433 >Not the star of David Why even go out with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:11:09 2021 No.16054740 >>16054627 Then you are a living, thinking, human being, not a mere animal, and this society that has been built for animals will never accept you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:11:19 2021 No.16054742 File: 980 KB, 977x1080, 1619972654203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054337

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:11:32 2021 No.16054745 File: 872 KB, 878x569, soy phones.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054539

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:27:50 2021 No.16054818 File: 1.53 MB, 1301x1075, Profile_-_Eeyore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054740 oh well

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:28:26 2021 No.16054822 >>16054399 >tfw used to have a massive crush on malcom in middle mom

Anonymous Tue May 4 18:44:59 2021 No.16054878
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>>16054337
Who is this semen demon?

>>16054658
What would be fatty and light?

>>16054822
You just know she could work a wang in such an authoritative but loving femdom sort of way.
>tfw when never molested by a friend’s mom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:48:02 2021 No.16054896 If you don't want to get laid--something heavy Italian If you wanna have at least a chance, very light Italian If you're on a budget make cute PB'N'Js together

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:48:41 2021 No.16054899 >>16054341 why

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:53:10 2021 No.16054921 >>16054627 Fuck I feel this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:55:53 2021 No.16054934 >>16054878 Steak salad is a great example of fatty but light.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 18:57:32 2021 No.16054942 File: 575 KB, 1824x1368, skagen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haven't failed me thus far

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 19:52:08 2021 No.16055175 >>16054899 brap

Anonymous Tue May 4 19:57:22 2021 No.16055199

>>16054337
something she'd enjoy that carries with it the absolute minimum risk for disease. So, don't cook shit you havent done before, dont offer raw seafood, don't do deep fried chicken.

I woudl recommend a soup you like plus some lighter main dish with some meat/fish if she/you eat meat.

buy a nice dessert from pros (no, VONS do not count as pros).

your company together will outshine any meal no matter how well cooked or burnt it is, so just make sure to be an active listener and be kind and gracious. that's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 19:59:04 2021 No.16055208 >>16054539 and a nice stack of physical spam on the side. Looks nice though, svennebanan. ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 19:59:08 2021 No.16055210 >>16054736 She married a kike so idk what your point was but I guess go out with her to cuck a jew

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 20:00:46 2021 No.16055215 >>16054942 YEAH BOI. Is this whole thread just a bunch of swedes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 20:00:51 2021 No.16055216 >>16054337 Nothing. Hoes want to be taken out to eat, not eat food that you potentially have incorporated your semen into (deviled eggs)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 20:02:04 2021 No.16055223 >>16054942 cumtoast?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 20:10:41 2021 No.16055258 >>16054337 I want to rape this honorary yenta and then butcher her for hamburgers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 20:12:56 2021 No.16055268 >>16054337 whats a date?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 20:16:49 2021 No.16055281 >>16054337 make pizza together

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 23:09:49 2021 No.16056107 Some kinda good-ass fish. Nothing too heavy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 23:24:15 2021 No.16056178 >>16054337 cock au vin

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 23:56:25 2021 No.16056310 >>16054337 Veal, because then she knows you got it handled if you raw dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 23:59:00 2021 No.16056322 >>16056178 With a main course that small she'll still be hungry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:10:00 2021 No.16056376 >>16054337 Deenz on toast

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 00:22:04 2021 No.16056414 >>16055281 Thst or just find out her favorite comfort food

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 05:20:49 2021 No.16057372 >>16054539 Nice >>16054942 Nice, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 05:42:25 2021 No.16057429 BBQ piri piri skewers with nicely seasoned potato chunks and a side salad. Takes almost no time to prep except for marinating the chicken and gives them control of their own portions if you just set everything out in the middle of the table.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 06:10:35 2021 No.16057485 >>16054337 nothing, i have never dated a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 06:49:18 2021 No.16057566 >>16054539 Why do you serve your food in plastic and aluminum boxes?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 07:18:25 2021 No.16057651 File: 798 KB, 678x665, 1619721339738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054337 Pizza. Because it's all I ever eat anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 07:37:33 2021 No.16057693 >>16054337 >dating women Ngmi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 08:49:38 2021 No.16057849 File: 25 KB, 768x403, 1589668592092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Water so we can drink tea. I also only date women called Goodhead.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 08:51:46 2021 No.16057857 cabonara

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 08:54:52 2021 No.16057871 >>16054639 haha

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 08:55:55 2021 No.16057878 File: 52 KB, 490x342, 15536363752357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054433 >body like a fridge

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 09:05:48 2021 No.16057907 File: 307 KB, 559x459, i hurt myself today.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054433 is that a scar or a burn mark?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 09:12:51 2021 No.16057925 >>16057907 Looks like a burn

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 09:33:15 2021 No.16057987 >>16056376 hello /fit/izen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 12:26:20 2021 No.16058644 File: 81 KB, 613x1024, bf27e96f0b73d08aa10d93a83af132fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054899

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 12:29:56 2021 No.16058662 File: 20 KB, 250x377, 6d9bff925041ad508f54fe73727e8375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16054433 Wanna be my gf?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 12:31:59 2021 No.16058671 >>16058662 Yes, but I'm shy about my vagina so you can never see it. I'm happy to take anal, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 12:48:15 2021 No.16058733 >>16058671 that's gonna be a hard pass for me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 12:53:23 2021 No.16058748 >>16057907 That's a tattoo my guy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 13:04:23 2021 No.16058789 >>16054627 Find an "asexual" Tumblob to sit across the room from.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 13:08:04 2021 No.16058801 >>16054337 a braised short rib for each of us on a bed of flavored rice with a nice tossed salad

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 13:09:10 2021 No.16058808 >>16058801 read that as a bruised rib kek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 13:10:47 2021 No.16058813 >>16058789 but they're probably into retarded shit, like nigger or woman's rights

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 13:57:47 2021 No.16059014 File: 79 KB, 885x1106, plate-with-classic-quiche-slice-and-fresh-salad-CUF32787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quiche and salad. And a nice dessert. Accompanied by Vivaldi's Spring.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:00:11 2021 No.16059021 >>16059014 This and a nice Riesling. For dessert a chocolate mousse, or if you want to get more obscure, a Bavarian cream. Alternatively you really can’t go wrong with a properly cooked piece of fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:01:11 2021 No.16059025 >>16054341 you screwed mate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:02:27 2021 No.16059034 >>16059014 waste of greens

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:02:28 2021 No.16059035 File: 253 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_ob60wvmqF01u5ck6eo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16059021 Invite sometime.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:03:28 2021 No.16059040 >>16059021 >>16059014 A gay date?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:04:49 2021 No.16059045 File: 2.62 MB, 2500x1875, 2021-04-19 15.30.24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Segedínský style guláš with homemade parená knedľa ofc

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:05:20 2021 No.16059048 >>16059040 Not gay but it wouldn't matter. A nice dinner date, good food, good friends.. there are few things better than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:13:30 2021 No.16059105 File: 1.18 MB, 2733x2733, 0FED2111-5D54-4AFE-9B29-CD233556A988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16059035 A nice cheese plate too.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:19:22 2021 No.16059139 >>16059045 I bet it tastes amazing but let's be honest it looks pretty grim

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:19:44 2021 No.16059141 >>16054539 Way too heavy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:26:15 2021 No.16059191 Bitches love noodles, beautifully presented chicken cuts with your choice noodles and your choice sauce with well plated veggies on the side

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:27:19 2021 No.16059199 >>16054337 fuck molly marry claire kill the rest

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:35:29 2021 No.16059254 A nice juicy creampie.

Anonymous Wed May 5 14:42:13 2021 No.16059290

>>16059048
I can think of more than a few things that would be better than that. For starters, getting completely baked and watching Blade Runner while eating ginger snap cookies. Next, listening to Mary Shelly's Frankenstein while I whittle. Checking a trout line with a full moon while listening to nature's choir. Laying in bed for an extra 5 minutes because it's the longest night of the year. Watching the shadows change directions of the trees. And I'll digress.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:44:16 2021 No.16059305 Why do white women age so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed May 5 14:47:19 2021 No.16059322 >>16059290 holy based

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