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Like, a thread just for sharing food and cooking related webms? Cool idea. This will be fun.
>>16052178meatball tartare, haute cuisine.
>>16052178Fats are a disease
>>16052169>woman who can't even cookthe liquid in the pan is fucking water from the creatine they feed the cattlegoes to the muscle and pulls water with it, more weight means more cashlow end cheap garbage meat from industrial productionend all the people who support this.no you don't need meat every day, you need it once per week and it should be accordingly priced and produced
Can we have a webm thread without food gore or fat fucks?
>>16052201p r o j e c t i o n
>>16052556Who is this for? This doesn't teach anyone anything. These videos are for lazy daydrinkers people to larp as chefs
>>16052201true, but there is another webm that gets posted all the time with a skinny blonde woman eating raw beef and onion
>>16052222>you don't need meat every daypost body
>>16052222>you don't need meat every day>just have a vegetarian day a week>i only eat meat every other day, and i'm fine with that>just eat really good meat once a week>why do you need meat more than once a month, goy?>now that i only eat meat once a year, it just messes up my digestion anyway, might as well skip it completely
>>16052169>all this grease is disgusting>actually looking at water being released>proceeds to wash the actual fats away with more waterWhy would one do this?
>>16052689how does he get out?
>>16052222i disagree but checked
>>16052710they always ask how he get out, but never how he get in
>>16052702would you stop that please
>>16052656I pray for the day Tacobell goes insane and actually sells this, chances are it would still be under 10 dollars.
>>16052898The only problem is I don't think those tamale wrappers are edible
>>16052178Do Americans really?
>>16052921Just market it as vegan friendly fiber supplement.
>>16052175hope you're enjoying your first day
>>16052178What the fuck is wrong with this dumb bitch? At first I was thinking that would be an interesting way to step up my burgers but then she had to go full retard.
>>16052169>she doesn't buy 93/7
>>16052702How did he get out?
>>16052169What a fucking waste.
>>16053083Stop this webm gives me PTSD
>>16053068I'm white and I don't do that.
>>16052178when is she going on rogan
>>16052556dino tendies video quality sure has improved
>>16053164thats, huh, wow
>>16052689There's a /ck/ thread on /gif/ with a lack of eggman.
>>16053149I need a qrd, Is it just residual muscle reaction? Is it still 'alive'?
>>16052222 I think it might be from freezing or thawing process. I get more water if I refreeze meat I get from the grocery.
>>16053185Imagine the shits
>>16053164is that a parasite?
>>16052944Actually it's from a German trash-tv show. During this scene she tells that she and her son consume about 1kg (2.2lb) of raw mince in the form of mett rolls without the rolls for breakfast and that she needs something hearty before her insuline shot.That one's on us krauts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3B4J24Zkk4
chicken a la auschwitz
>>16053164wtf is that
>>16053262>fish living in the dirt and breaking through the soil>20 foot snake living inside of less than 1 foot long fishHow fucking brain dead retarded do you have to be to believe this to be real? It is unfathomable to me how low your IQ must be, do you also run away in fear when presented with a video of a train coming at you? You must be white American.
>>16053164I want a girl to do that to me.
>>160533183rd world clickbait. It's a fake video.
>>16053025Is this real???
>>16053222>Is it just residual muscle reaction?yes>Is it still 'alive'?No
>>16052178Who eats who?
>>16053318Poos switching from scamming the elderly to clickbaiting fake nature documentaries
>>16053177did he die?
>>16052710He can't. Well, not without breaking the eggs anyway. He has to cook them all before he can leave.
>>16053149ayy tonne i gotta talk to yous fore a second
>>16053498Wow do Europoops really?
>>16052169As soon as she was revealed I knew it was going to be a disaster. There's truth in physiognomy.
>>16053695How fucking stupid can you be?
>>16053498This is what most toilets look like in europe because they're too poor to fill the bowl with water
It's not only the exact same webms every thread, they're posted in the same fucking order.
>>16053914I don't know who the person is who does this, but they are purposely trying to sink these threads. I'm trying to post as much OC as possible to counter it. Anything you'd like to see?
>>16053695Did she not let it cool at all?
>>16054041wow that could actually be useful for one of those argentinian/Brazilian steakhouses
>>16052630It's a joke retard.
I really hope you don't let your bread explode
>>16052689It's cool how he cooks it but its just eggs on white bread. Nasty.
>>16054062Alton Brown is a fucking genius and not to mention based
>>16054112how the hell?
>>16054265looks like it was frozen, with warm water
>>16052169I wanna punch this bitch in the face, not because she cant cook but because of those fucking problem glassesREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16052222>you dont need meat>just eat vegan broenjoy your 1 burger a month you fucking spineless cuckpost physique
>>16052689There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>16054265Small cold compressed gas bubbles in frozen bread -> hot water -> rapid expansion in hard unyielding container -> pressure build -> small crack forms -> explosive decompression
>>16052689Is it possible one can escape this structure?
>>16054447Looks like shit.
>>16054447This isn't funny on any level.
>>16054558Perfect! I love having some ground nuts in the place of cheese.
>>16054558>vegan>yeastthat vegan just murdered millions of organisms
>>16054642Retard is impossible for humans to live without murdering organisms.Vegans don't eat animal products because animals can feel, unlike other forms of life.
>>16054654plants and fungi both react to stimuli.just because you can't relate to their experience doesn't make what you're doing any less cruel.
>>16053299>cutting directly on the countertop
>>16054663They react to stimuli by a hormonal system not by a nervous system like animals.Anyway, I'm not vegan, I eat meat.
>>16053429explain fish living with 50% of their body intact or big holes in them
>>16052656Stop, I can only get so hard
>>16052710i fucking hate this question, you can CLEARLY SEE A FUCKING DOOR BEHIND HIM YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKER
>>16054682You mean the egg cupboard?
>>16053157Shut up whitey
>>16053498DO WHITE PEOPLE REALLY?
>>16054651cheese>milkVegan cheese>nuts, gum, yogurt starter, tapioca starch, "nutritional Yeast", coconut oilso much for being better then you then Natural cheese
>>16054447Do Bugs really?
>>16053927This one has good comedic timing.
>>16053927I was making the same complaints, but your post is new to me and REALLY got me. 'gratz
>>16052169>hot grease into your sink drain>not my problem
>>16053929That looks like a bad attempt at a cotton cheesecake. You don't invert those at all, they require a springform pan.
>>16053429>filenameI almost never chuckle in /ck/. Love this place, but laughing isn't something I really do here. Today, I smiled.
>>16054447>has a meal for 2 special>each customer MUST order at least one itemJewish
>>16054668>They react to stimuli by a hormonal system not by a nervous system like animals.How animalocentric.
>>16054886Raising your kid to live the slapstick life and sharing your progress with strangers. I don't disapprove as much as I should.
>>16053318>he's never seen underground fish feed each other snakesSad.
>>16054712I'm pretty sure vegans are well aware their food is absolute bullshit and tastes worse animal products, they just think that they're morally superior for choosing it over meat and dairy.
>>16052710He has to sell all the eggs to leave.
>>16054668Are you retarded ?Plants react to non hormonal stimuli and animals also react to hormonal stimuli
>>16054936D A S B O O T
>>16052178getting her vegetables in, very good
>>16052169WE need camps for these types of people.
>>16052169Who is filming the last part of this video
>>16052175You about to learn today
>>16055074judging by the way it shakes when she shakes the meat she probably taped it to her head like some dumb animal
>>16054558>>16054651>be vegan>only make vegan *insert animal product here*it's really a mental illness, isn't it?
>>16052222>you don't need meat every day
>>16055087How do you make an egg explode like that?
>>16054447Dey eat da poopoo
>>16055099I think they heat the pan to med/high. then toss in the egg and crank it to max until it sizzlepops
>>16052169>University of Prince Edward IslandFucking figures she can't cook.
>>16052702>Rome’s fall due to loss of virtue, to sexual and material decadence.This burger man represents us as a collective lost potential, squabbling over which made up person could defeat which made up person with which colored made up stones, arguing over whether schlongs belong on women, where exactly the correct depth of a del taco menu item the cheese should be, which sluts online have the cutest made up brain disorder looking faces, while extremist religious fanatics work ever closer to figuring out how to wipe out all the unbelievers with plutonium. All of us have it in us to learn and explore about what makes what work, to figure out how to more effectively communicate with one another, to cure disease, to build great monuments to freedom, art, and science. Almost nobody is.>Meanwhile I spend most of my time arguing with total strangers on this imageboard and won't stop anytime soon.help us all.
>>16053413it actually is.
>>16053929shes holding it with her bare hands so she let it cool for a while at least
>>16054654Fish do not experience pain in the same way we do. Plants experience a form of stress when they are fucked with/get killed.
>>16055091It's like Linux users praising the benefits of Gimp over Photoshop; it's a cope based around a self-imposed restriction that elicits a feeling of moral superiority.
>>16055081I hate the mid 2010s
>>16052702>Americans will see this and still eat McDonald's
>>16055647PS has gone into the shitter over the last decade, in case you've been living under a rock. At this rate, it may actually end up being worse than GIMP.
>>16053305Ive always wanted to see the finished product. Absolutely revolting
>>16054630Hey look it's my ex-wife who would use 10 oz of whiskey when making cocktails when you only needed at max 4!
>>16052222>you don't need-Begone fell kike.
>>16054630I know this gets made fun of all the time, but it really doesn't seem like that much vodka. Maybe an extra shot? Maybe she is making double the recipe?
>>16054558Even from the thumbnail it doesn't look like parmesan, and nuts, salt and garlic powder would not taste like parmesan either. What's the point?
>>16052222>the liquid in the pan is fucking water from the creatine they feed the cattleNot necessarily>no you don't need meat every day, you need it once per week and it should be accordingly priced and producedYou don't need any meat, original diet of man is mentioned in Genesis 1:29
>>16053068EH EH EH EH EH EH EH
>>16053299gothic king cobra vibes
>>16052944That is mett, German "cuisine" that only boomers eat.
Good morning, I hate women.
>>16053597I love this stupid looking motherfucker so much. This clip is KINO
>>16053597Man Jim Norton what happened?
>>16055989Nigel seems like a cool guy that I would want to be friends with.
That: ladies and gentlemen is how you get a clogged drain.
>>16053185some indian died from eating 30-ish eggs for a bet
>>16056135that didn't happen
>>16055989big boy's gotta eat
>>16053429why has no one mentioned that this mother fucker tickles a leaf before a really weird close up on his eyes?
>>1605613530 eggs is a pretty small meal for an average sized person.
>>16056237fucking lost it when the brick broke. very based
>>16053469is this like an actual medical issue, what am I looking at here
>>16055989that's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for a n average-sized person, I'd say?
>>16052921They would just change them to doritoes anyway
>>16055989Nigel, king of the fat cunts
>>16053083>time for chips>SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP
>>16055834It's about five shots. She vocalizes "two."
>>16055834I bet the guys at the liquor store have a nickname for you based on your daily purchases
>>16053149Don't stick your dick in that
>>16053247How can the poor USA compete
>>16053149that's not how you drink a coke, you dumb fish
>>16056021>>16054848lmao how did nobody else notice this? >hurr lemme show off something retarded I learned in college that daddy paid for>destroys her drain>rinses all the fat and flavor off of the ground beefWhat the actual fuck
>>16056237based ghetto gordon ramsay
>>16052689Oldfriend here and I haven't see this before. Quite interesting, but I can't get over the fact that there doesn't seem to be any exit for him out of this modest egg-making domicile.
>>16052222>>16052650>>16053083>>16053083>>16055072lard asses who dont even know washing yr meat is the secret to <10% bodyfat
>>16053469most handsome man in brazil
>>16052944HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAI can make a funny too- watch this:I'm OP andI forgot to mention I'm trans
>>160532473400kcal in one go, what a champ.
>>16053299Holy fuck, if this is a German woman then just how fat are Americans?
>>16056135brown hand luke?
>>16053469Aliens ARE among us!!!
>>16053929guessing not, considering she didnt even bother to cook it all the way through.
>>16056237>jap How To Basic clonetoo try-hardit takes creativity to make fucking up recipes on purpose funny now
>>16053469breading negros with chimpazees and giving them a country was a mistake
>>16053597dios mio. la cosa, la abominación, la aberración de cristo. el mutt
>>16055120Don't lump me in with yourself.
>>16053164Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend
>>16053025Dogecoin ina gif
>>16053177This is why we make fun of people who think spicy foods are a test of strength
>>16056635i'd be willing to bet he would say some of his spicier challenges or his garlic challenge were more painful than eating the cactus
>>16053597Hell yeah, you get that slice bro
>>16056611Didn't twitter trannies lose their shit over this because it's Haiti's only widely known treat lol
>>16053299Not everyone deserves access to cooking equipment
>>16053597Actually glad to see lil Jimmy Norton getting work these days. Shame what happened after O&A.
>>16052178i was going to make a joke that i expected her to eat it raw and then she did
>>16053083did they put cheese on it?? what
>>16052656>may i have one I'm ready to settle down now taco please. Thank you garson
>>16055120It's a burger on an umbrella bro
>>16055989An expansive man. A man of substance.
>>16053620>>16053884nice try schlomos. that's from gordos, a restaurant in israel
>>16053149We are in hell. And we are the devil's minions
>>16056611>this does not spark joy
>>16054447Even Dada would weep at this
>>16056592that's not how it happened
>>16052222not even your check can save you from such faggotry
>>16053927hvordan klarte du det der ?
>>16056671YEA REAL KOOL-AID MADE WITH DAT SPIGET WATER
>>16056260Totally. I might try that after marinating my chicken in mountain dew and hot sauce.
>>16053499thats just how business is done in third world countries.
>>16057080Niggers start swinging at everyone cause they don't care who they hit.Chinks swing at everyone cause they can't tell each other apart.
>>16052178obviously fake, never see her actually eating any of it, just carefuly taking a bite and keeping it her mouth, probably just spitting it out right after. literally just staged for the sake of some TV show, like people "addicted" to eating dry wall, rocks, cardboard, metal, clothes etc. wooow they're eating weird shit im going insane aaaaaaaaaa
>>16053321>>fish living in the dirt and breaking through the soilNo, that existshttps://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/02/lung-fish-fish-that-lives-on-land.html
>>16054651Where the fuck am I supposed to get xanthan gum at this hour?
>>16053307Why? Is he just a psychopath?
>>16057231If you stop leaping at opportunities to demonstrate you know things, you'll look smarter.
>>16054447I fucking hate this planet
>>16057259It actually worksIf you are not a retard
>>16053164bass to bass
>>16054558>>16054651>vegan cheese>brought to you by the cashew nut industry
>>16055989you can tell Nigel is a well respected patron of that establishment because he got a pitcher of coke, not just a paper mug
>>16053597Can't tell if Norf or Brazilian
>>16054117He adds onion, pepper and spices
>>16053469Looks like Mick Jagger
>>16053007>>16055076Sarcasm doesn't play well over text, sillys
>>16052710He IS out
>>16052710He makes eggs to get in and makes eggs to get out
>>16052556>mom found the trash stromboli
>>16053469That's what a normal human face looks like after being shot in the head with a high calibre round
>>16056472> <10% bodyfat
>>16057418So you're telling me niggers will be harmed when you buy vegan cheese??
>>16052630The raccoon hands didn't throw you off, you autistic sperg?
>>16054651My sister is transitioning from vegetarian to vegan slowly and made a recipe very similar to that. It's actually not terrible, texture wise, but has no flavor, could benefit with some smoking.
>>16057189You know about the chinese godfather? They made him an offee he couldn't understand.
>>16054041This happens with shit cheap mills with plastic teeth. Still remembering wife sperging out for buying one for 50€ with metal ones, hand crank and everything.Still uses it 7 years later and I can bring it up in every argument hehe.
>>16054672Humans can do that, anon.But they still die if you cut off their heads. It's literally one of only two legal ways for a layman to declare a person dead. (The other being decomposition)
>>16053177based la beast
>>16053262I read that it was some guys playing with dead animals.
>>16052169I know this webm is bait but what's the correct course of action here? I just try to fry it hard enough for it to vaporize, sometimes I pour some of it off and MAYBE put it back into the sauce early into making one if I'm making one in the first place
>>1605833314-year-old me would have thought this guy was the cooled fucking dude in the world.I can't imagine acting like that as a grown man, though.
>>16058333imagine what they're doing in his intestines
>>16058334A lot of it is water and letting it evaporate is the correct procedure.If you have too much grease in your meat you should buy leaner meat or just can just skim off some of the fat with a spoon.
>>16058333Is this the beginning of a Dr. House episode?
>>16058300ok this is epic
>>16058353Doesn't even keep the ciggie in his mouth Kramer-style.(Sorry, I don't know how to make webms)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY5OSDxwOEo
>>16058362no, a chubbyemu episode
>>16057224We do have fake reality shows in Germany, but raw ground pork with onions is an actual ingredient in what we call Mettbrötchen, which is the above ontop of a bread roll. We usually only eat on special occasions.It wouldn't surprise me if people in backwards parts of the country also ate ground pork as it is.
I want to see webmd of cute asian women eating food.
>>16053164Is this sex?
>>16054651why didnt she just use the water she boiled the cashews in?
>>16052222It' s fucking fat and water, you fucking kike shit.
>>16055091im constantly makeing meals like beans, rice, and veggie burritos... GF insists it needs tofu or beyond burger meat and shit.favorite meals are grilled (vegan)cheese sandwiches and vegan hotdogs, wtfconstantly checking out all the latest vegan soulfood places and insits i try her $15 vegan wings and shit.
>>16058367Pearl Harbor was justified
>>16058465>We usually only eat on special occasionsFuck off it's just food for blue collar workers
>>16053149Worst blowjob ever. 6/10. Wouldn't recommend unless desperate
>>16053247Will that come out as piss or shit ?
>>16052921taco bell isn't edible anon
>>16053469>>16053597When are they making a collab ?
>>16053292german TV is a disgrace
>>16052169>Washing grease directly down your sink like an animalWhen you have to pay a plumber thousands of dollars to snake that drain to remove the fatberg clogging your plumbing, I hope you look back on this moment with enough shame that your next tiktok video is of you killing yourself.
>>16054117>Oh look at me! I only eat the finest cuisines! Egg sandwiches are for plebs! Excuse me while I go dilate my fronthole!
>>16057569Only if you're a redditor
>>16058737how does he get out
>>16054712some of those retards actually think you are stealing milk away from calfs
>>16053177and yet they still say white people can't handle spiky food.
>>16055989average tuesday in america
>>16058948>Nigelthis is an average chewsday in england bruv
>>16053597I saw this dude on a Turkish movie
>>16058936he lives there
>>16058860What do you mean? What does reddit have to do with sarcasm?
>>16059011he's austrian you dumb cunt
>>16057876God I wish that was me
>>16053597Looks like Elmer fudd
>>16058944I will continue to stick by that
>>16052178mirin that beard
>>16059050was it this motherfucker?
>>16054338thats frozen coke you mongoloidopen your eyes, you can see the bottle shape at the bottom
>>16053025>nvm I figured it out
>>16059768>>16059774Imagine the footjobs.
>>16058334Either fry hard and in batches so it browns before it gets soupy or just let it do its thing until the liquid evaporates and concentrates. Most of the liquid left will be fat and you can skim that off if necessary (you shouldn't in most cases though)
>>16053308So sad seeing hamster in that state, but it's funny to remember that mexicans destroyed his career. lmfao
>>16056696To be fair they're poverty stricken after years of being colonized.
>>16053164Do you have any other instant coom videos?
>>16053307Clearly overcooked. Sorry
>>16053429> that stare in the end> "you're next"
>>16057470god i wish that were me
>>16059774What do you think goes through her head when she records? Does she delude herself thinking actual food fans watch her? Or does she just accept its only footfags/amputee fetish degens that watch her.
>>16053695Oh come on, they didn't even change the footage to black&white when showing the 9/11 crash.
>>16054651Ok no matter how tasty it may be nobody will ever go through all that hassle...