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/ck/ webms

>> No.16052175

Like, a thread just for sharing food and cooking related webms? Cool idea. This will be fun.

>> No.16052178
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>> No.16052193

meatball tartare, haute cuisine.

>> No.16052201

Fats are a disease

>> No.16052222

>woman who can't even cook

the liquid in the pan is fucking water from the creatine they feed the cattle
goes to the muscle and pulls water with it, more weight means more cash
low end cheap garbage meat from industrial production
end all the people who support this.
no you don't need meat every day, you need it once per week and it should be accordingly priced and produced

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>> No.16052560

Can we have a webm thread without food gore or fat fucks?

>> No.16052563

p r o j e c t i o n

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>Most impressive

>> No.16052630

Who is this for? This doesn't teach anyone anything. These videos are for lazy daydrinkers people to larp as chefs

>> No.16052632

true, but there is another webm that gets posted all the time with a skinny blonde woman eating raw beef and onion

>> No.16052634

>you don't need meat every day
post body

>> No.16052644

>you don't need meat every day
>just have a vegetarian day a week
>i only eat meat every other day, and i'm fine with that
>just eat really good meat once a week
>why do you need meat more than once a month, goy?
>now that i only eat meat once a year, it just messes up my digestion anyway, might as well skip it completely

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>all this grease is disgusting
>actually looking at water being released
>proceeds to wash the actual fats away with more water
Why would one do this?

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>> No.16052710

how does he get out?

>> No.16052714

i disagree but checked

>> No.16052716

they always ask how he get out, but never how he get in

>> No.16052822

would you stop that please

>> No.16052898

I pray for the day Tacobell goes insane and actually sells this, chances are it would still be under 10 dollars.

>> No.16052921


The only problem is I don't think those tamale wrappers are edible

>> No.16052944

Do Americans really?

>> No.16052953

Just market it as vegan friendly fiber supplement.

>> No.16053007

hope you're enjoying your first day

>> No.16053019

What the fuck is wrong with this dumb bitch? At first I was thinking that would be an interesting way to step up my burgers but then she had to go full retard.

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>> No.16053027

>she doesn't buy 93/7

>> No.16053068

White people

>> No.16053070

How did he get out?

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What a fucking waste.

>> No.16053103

Stop this webm gives me PTSD

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>> No.16053157

I'm white and I don't do that.

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>> No.16053169

when is she going on rogan

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>> No.16053179

dino tendies video quality sure has improved

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>> No.16053217

thats, huh, wow

>> No.16053220

There's a /ck/ thread on /gif/ with a lack of eggman.

>> No.16053222

I need a qrd, Is it just residual muscle reaction? Is it still 'alive'?

>> No.16053231


I think it might be from freezing or thawing process. I get more water if I refreeze meat I get from the grocery.

>> No.16053240


Imagine the shits

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>> No.16053262

is that a parasite?

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Actually it's from a German trash-tv show. During this scene she tells that she and her son consume about 1kg (2.2lb) of raw mince in the form of mett rolls without the rolls for breakfast and that she needs something hearty before her insuline shot.

That one's on us krauts.


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chicken a la auschwitz

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>> No.16053318

wtf is that

>> No.16053321

>fish living in the dirt and breaking through the soil
>20 foot snake living inside of less than 1 foot long fish
How fucking brain dead retarded do you have to be to believe this to be real? It is unfathomable to me how low your IQ must be, do you also run away in fear when presented with a video of a train coming at you? You must be white American.

>> No.16053341

I want a girl to do that to me.

>> No.16053347


3rd world clickbait. It's a fake video.

>> No.16053413

Is this real???

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>Is it just residual muscle reaction?

>Is it still 'alive'?

>> No.16053431

Who eats who?

>> No.16053443

Poos switching from scamming the elderly to clickbaiting fake nature documentaries

>> No.16053468

did he die?

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>> No.16053499

He can't. Well, not without breaking the eggs anyway. He has to cook them all before he can leave.

>> No.16053520

ayy tonne i gotta talk to yous fore a second

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>> No.16053620

Wow do Europoops really?

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>> No.16053635

As soon as she was revealed I knew it was going to be a disaster. There's truth in physiognomy.

>> No.16053695
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>> No.16053716

How fucking stupid can you be?

>> No.16053777


>> No.16053884

This is what most toilets look like in europe because they're too poor to fill the bowl with water

>> No.16053914

It's not only the exact same webms every thread, they're posted in the same fucking order.

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I don't know who the person is who does this, but they are purposely trying to sink these threads. I'm trying to post as much OC as possible to counter it. Anything you'd like to see?

>> No.16053929

Did she not let it cool at all?

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>> No.16054062

wow that could actually be useful for one of those argentinian/Brazilian steakhouses

>> No.16054110

It's a joke retard.

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I really hope you don't let your bread explode

>> No.16054117

It's cool how he cooks it but its just eggs on white bread. Nasty.

>> No.16054126

Alton Brown is a fucking genius and not to mention based

>> No.16054168


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>> No.16054265

how the hell?

>> No.16054306

looks like it was frozen, with warm water

>> No.16054309

I wanna punch this bitch in the face, not because she cant cook but because of those fucking problem glasses

>> No.16054320

>you dont need meat
>just eat vegan bro
enjoy your 1 burger a month you fucking spineless cuck
post physique

>> No.16054333

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.16054338

Small cold compressed gas bubbles in frozen bread -> hot water -> rapid expansion in hard unyielding container -> pressure build -> small crack forms -> explosive decompression

>> No.16054339

Is it possible one can escape this structure?

>> No.16054444

Worse, Brazilian

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>> No.16054464

Looks like shit.

>> No.16054472

This isn't funny on any level.

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>> No.16054619

Perfect! I love having some ground nuts in the place of cheese.

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>> No.16054642

that vegan just murdered millions of organisms

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>> No.16054654

Retard is impossible for humans to live without murdering organisms.
Vegans don't eat animal products because animals can feel, unlike other forms of life.

>> No.16054663

plants and fungi both react to stimuli.
just because you can't relate to their experience doesn't make what you're doing any less cruel.

>> No.16054664

>cutting directly on the countertop

>> No.16054668

They react to stimuli by a hormonal system not by a nervous system like animals.
Anyway, I'm not vegan, I eat meat.

>> No.16054672

explain fish living with 50% of their body intact or big holes in them

>> No.16054679


>> No.16054680

Stop, I can only get so hard

>> No.16054682


>> No.16054693

You mean the egg cupboard?

>> No.16054699

Shut up whitey

>> No.16054710


>> No.16054712

Vegan cheese
>nuts, gum, yogurt starter, tapioca starch, "nutritional Yeast", coconut oil
so much for being better then you then Natural cheese

>> No.16054725

Do Bugs really?

>> No.16054738

This one has good comedic timing.

>> No.16054780

I was making the same complaints, but your post is new to me and REALLY got me. 'gratz

>> No.16054848


>hot grease into your sink drain
>not my problem

>> No.16054879

That looks like a bad attempt at a cotton cheesecake. You don't invert those at all, they require a springform pan.

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>> No.16054891

he doesn't.

>> No.16054903


>> No.16054916


I almost never chuckle in /ck/. Love this place, but laughing isn't something I really do here. Today, I smiled.

>> No.16054925

>has a meal for 2 special
>each customer MUST order at least one item

>> No.16054929

>They react to stimuli by a hormonal system not by a nervous system like animals.
How animalocentric.

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>> No.16054937

Raising your kid to live the slapstick life and sharing your progress with strangers. I don't disapprove as much as I should.

>> No.16054944


>> No.16054961

>he's never seen underground fish feed each other snakes

>> No.16054965

I'm pretty sure vegans are well aware their food is absolute bullshit and tastes worse animal products, they just think that they're morally superior for choosing it over meat and dairy.

>> No.16054982

He has to sell all the eggs to leave.

>> No.16055020

Are you retarded ?
Plants react to non hormonal stimuli and animals also react to hormonal stimuli

>> No.16055026


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>> No.16055060

getting her vegetables in, very good

>> No.16055072

WE need camps for these types of people.

>> No.16055074

Who is filming the last part of this video

>> No.16055076

You about to learn today

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judging by the way it shakes when she shakes the meat she probably taped it to her head like some dumb animal

>> No.16055091

>be vegan
>only make vegan *insert animal product here*
it's really a mental illness, isn't it?

>> No.16055098
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>you don't need meat every day

>> No.16055099

How do you make an egg explode like that?

>> No.16055103

Dey eat da poopoo

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I think they heat the pan to med/high. then toss in the egg and crank it to max until it sizzlepops

>> No.16055116

>University of Prince Edward Island
Fucking figures she can't cook.

>> No.16055120
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>Rome’s fall due to loss of virtue, to sexual and material decadence.

This burger man represents us as a collective lost potential, squabbling over which made up person could defeat which made up person with which colored made up stones, arguing over whether schlongs belong on women, where exactly the correct depth of a del taco menu item the cheese should be, which sluts online have the cutest made up brain disorder looking faces, while extremist religious fanatics work ever closer to figuring out how to wipe out all the unbelievers with plutonium.

All of us have it in us to learn and explore about what makes what work, to figure out how to more effectively communicate with one another, to cure disease, to build great monuments to freedom, art, and science. Almost nobody is.

>Meanwhile I spend most of my time arguing with total strangers on this imageboard and won't stop anytime soon.

help us all.

>> No.16055394

it actually is.

>> No.16055398

shes holding it with her bare hands so she let it cool for a while at least

>> No.16055562

Fish do not experience pain in the same way we do. Plants experience a form of stress when they are fucked with/get killed.

>> No.16055647

It's like Linux users praising the benefits of Gimp over Photoshop; it's a cope based around a self-imposed restriction that elicits a feeling of moral superiority.

>> No.16055649

I hate the mid 2010s

>> No.16055682

>Americans will see this and still eat McDonald's

>> No.16055688

PS has gone into the shitter over the last decade, in case you've been living under a rock. At this rate, it may actually end up being worse than GIMP.

>> No.16055702

Ive always wanted to see the finished product. Absolutely revolting

>> No.16055807

Hey look it's my ex-wife who would use 10 oz of whiskey when making cocktails when you only needed at max 4!

>> No.16055809

>you don't need-
Begone fell kike.

>> No.16055834

I know this gets made fun of all the time, but it really doesn't seem like that much vodka. Maybe an extra shot? Maybe she is making double the recipe?

>> No.16055841

Even from the thumbnail it doesn't look like parmesan, and nuts, salt and garlic powder would not taste like parmesan either. What's the point?

>> No.16055860

>the liquid in the pan is fucking water from the creatine they feed the cattle
Not necessarily
>no you don't need meat every day, you need it once per week and it should be accordingly priced and produced
You don't need any meat, original diet of man is mentioned in Genesis 1:29

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>> No.16055915

gothic king cobra vibes

>> No.16055926

That is mett, German "cuisine" that only boomers eat.

>> No.16055944

Good morning, I hate women.

>> No.16055948

I love this stupid looking motherfucker so much. This clip is KINO

>> No.16055954

Man Jim Norton what happened?

>> No.16055989
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>> No.16055998

Nigel seems like a cool guy that I would want to be friends with.

>> No.16056021

That: ladies and gentlemen is how you get a clogged drain.

>> No.16056135

some indian died from eating 30-ish eggs for a bet

>> No.16056198

that didn't happen

>> No.16056208

big boy's gotta eat

>> No.16056232

why has no one mentioned that this mother fucker tickles a leaf before a really weird close up on his eyes?

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>> No.16056238

30 eggs is a pretty small meal for an average sized person.

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fucking lost it when the brick broke. very based

>> No.16056251

is this like an actual medical issue, what am I looking at here

>> No.16056260

that's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for a n average-sized person, I'd say?

>> No.16056262

They would just change them to doritoes anyway

>> No.16056272

Worse, Brazilian

>> No.16056277

Nigel, king of the fat cunts

>> No.16056315

>time for chips

>> No.16056329

It's about five shots. She vocalizes "two."

>> No.16056363

I bet the guys at the liquor store have a nickname for you based on your daily purchases

>> No.16056369

Don't stick your dick in that

>> No.16056370

How can the poor USA compete

>> No.16056386

that's not how you drink a coke, you dumb fish

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lmao how did nobody else notice this?
>hurr lemme show off something retarded I learned in college that daddy paid for
>destroys her drain
>rinses all the fat and flavor off of the ground beef
What the actual fuck

>> No.16056395

based ghetto gordon ramsay

>> No.16056447

Oldfriend here and I haven't see this before. Quite interesting, but I can't get over the fact that there doesn't seem to be any exit for him out of this modest egg-making domicile.

>> No.16056472

lard asses who dont even know washing yr meat is the secret to <10% bodyfat

>> No.16056485

most handsome man in brazil

>> No.16056486


I can make a funny too- watch this:

I'm OP andI forgot to mention I'm trans

>> No.16056492

based frogman

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>> No.16056517

3400kcal in one go, what a champ.

>> No.16056524

Holy fuck, if this is a German woman then just how fat are Americans?

>> No.16056534

brown hand luke?

>> No.16056538

Aliens ARE among us!!!

>> No.16056575

guessing not, considering she didnt even bother to cook it all the way through.

>> No.16056584

>jap How To Basic clone
too try-hard
it takes creativity to make fucking up recipes on purpose funny now

>> No.16056592

breading negros with chimpazees and giving them a country was a mistake

>> No.16056599

post-modernism everyone

>> No.16056605

dios mio. la cosa, la abominación, la aberración de cristo. el mutt

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Don't lump me in with yourself.

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>> No.16056617

Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend

>> No.16056621

Dogecoin ina gif

>> No.16056635

This is why we make fun of people who think spicy foods are a test of strength

>> No.16056641

i'd be willing to bet he would say some of his spicier challenges or his garlic challenge were more painful than eating the cactus

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Hell yeah, you get that slice bro

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>> No.16056696

Didn't twitter trannies lose their shit over this because it's Haiti's only widely known treat lol

>> No.16056751

Not everyone deserves access to cooking equipment

>> No.16056819

Actually glad to see lil Jimmy Norton getting work these days. Shame what happened after O&A.

>> No.16056825

i was going to make a joke that i expected her to eat it raw and then she did

>> No.16056837

did they put cheese on it?? what

>> No.16056857

>may i have one I'm ready to settle down now taco please. Thank you garson

>> No.16056860

It's a burger on an umbrella bro

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>> No.16056947

An expansive man. A man of substance.

>> No.16056963

nice try schlomos. that's from gordos, a restaurant in israel

>> No.16056966

We are in hell. And we are the devil's minions

>> No.16056978

>this does not spark joy

>> No.16056984

Even Dada would weep at this

>> No.16056999

that's not how it happened

>> No.16057054

wow indeed

>> No.16057059

not even your check can save you from such faggotry

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>> No.16057082

hvordan klarte du det der ?

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>> No.16057117

Totally. I might try that after marinating my chicken in mountain dew and hot sauce.

>> No.16057152

thats just how business is done in third world countries.

>> No.16057189

Niggers start swinging at everyone cause they don't care who they hit.
Chinks swing at everyone cause they can't tell each other apart.

>> No.16057224

obviously fake, never see her actually eating any of it, just carefuly taking a bite and keeping it her mouth, probably just spitting it out right after. literally just staged for the sake of some TV show, like people "addicted" to eating dry wall, rocks, cardboard, metal, clothes etc. wooow they're eating weird shit im going insane aaaaaaaaaa

>> No.16057231

>>fish living in the dirt and breaking through the soil
No, that exists

>> No.16057255

Where the fuck am I supposed to get xanthan gum at this hour?

>> No.16057259

Why? Is he just a psychopath?

>> No.16057269


>> No.16057270

If you stop leaping at opportunities to demonstrate you know things, you'll look smarter.

>> No.16057307

I fucking hate this planet

>> No.16057336

It actually works
If you are not a retard

>> No.16057354
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bass to bass

>> No.16057418

>vegan cheese
>brought to you by the cashew nut industry

>> No.16057430

you can tell Nigel is a well respected patron of that establishment because he got a pitcher of coke, not just a paper mug

>> No.16057454

Can't tell if Norf or Brazilian

>> No.16057460

He adds onion, pepper and spices

>> No.16057470
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>> No.16057528

Looks like Mick Jagger

>> No.16057569

Sarcasm doesn't play well over text, sillys

>> No.16057640

He IS out

>> No.16057647

ask again

>> No.16057654

what...is this?

>> No.16057656

clearly chink

>> No.16057750
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>> No.16057774

He makes eggs to get in and makes eggs to get out

>> No.16057852

>mom found the trash stromboli

>> No.16057864


That's what a normal human face looks like after being shot in the head with a high calibre round

>> No.16057876
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> <10% bodyfat

>> No.16057891

So you're telling me niggers will be harmed when you buy vegan cheese??

>> No.16057904

The raccoon hands didn't throw you off, you autistic sperg?

>> No.16057959

My sister is transitioning from vegetarian to vegan slowly and made a recipe very similar to that. It's actually not terrible, texture wise, but has no flavor, could benefit with some smoking.

>> No.16057966

You know about the chinese godfather? They made him an offee he couldn't understand.

>> No.16058254

This happens with shit cheap mills with plastic teeth.
Still remembering wife sperging out for buying one for 50€ with metal ones, hand crank and everything.
Still uses it 7 years later and I can bring it up in every argument hehe.

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>> No.16058300
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Humans can do that, anon.
But they still die if you cut off their heads. It's literally one of only two legal ways for a layman to declare a person dead. (The other being decomposition)

>> No.16058322


>> No.16058323

based la beast

>> No.16058331
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I read that it was some guys playing with dead animals.

>> No.16058333
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>> No.16058334

I know this webm is bait but what's the correct course of action here? I just try to fry it hard enough for it to vaporize, sometimes I pour some of it off and MAYBE put it back into the sauce early into making one if I'm making one in the first place

>> No.16058342

Ok chud

>> No.16058343
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14-year-old me would have thought this guy was the cooled fucking dude in the world.
I can't imagine acting like that as a grown man, though.

>> No.16058352

imagine what they're doing in his intestines

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>> No.16058359
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A lot of it is water and letting it evaporate is the correct procedure.
If you have too much grease in your meat you should buy leaner meat or just can just skim off some of the fat with a spoon.

>> No.16058362

Is this the beginning of a Dr. House episode?

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>> No.16058368

ok this is epic

>> No.16058373

Doesn't even keep the ciggie in his mouth Kramer-style.
(Sorry, I don't know how to make webms)


>> No.16058432

no, a chubbyemu episode

>> No.16058465

We do have fake reality shows in Germany, but raw ground pork with onions is an actual ingredient in what we call Mettbrötchen, which is the above ontop of a bread roll. We usually only eat on special occasions.
It wouldn't surprise me if people in backwards parts of the country also ate ground pork as it is.

>> No.16058473

I want to see webmd of cute asian women eating food.

>> No.16058485

Is this sex?

>> No.16058494

looks terrible

>> No.16058505

why didnt she just use the water she boiled the cashews in?

>> No.16058513

It' s fucking fat and water, you fucking kike shit.

>> No.16058520

im constantly makeing meals like beans, rice, and veggie burritos... GF insists it needs tofu or beyond burger meat and shit.

favorite meals are grilled (vegan)cheese sandwiches and vegan hotdogs, wtf

constantly checking out all the latest vegan soulfood places and insits i try her $15 vegan wings and shit.

>> No.16058531
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Pearl Harbor was justified

>> No.16058587

>We usually only eat on special occasions
Fuck off it's just food for blue collar workers

>> No.16058666

Worst blowjob ever. 6/10. Wouldn't recommend unless desperate

>> No.16058681

Will that come out as piss or shit ?

>> No.16058688

Ok chud

>> No.16058692

taco bell isn't edible anon

>> No.16058715

When are they making a collab ?

>> No.16058716


>> No.16058720
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>> No.16058725

german TV is a disgrace

>> No.16058731

>Washing grease directly down your sink like an animal
When you have to pay a plumber thousands of dollars to snake that drain to remove the fatberg clogging your plumbing, I hope you look back on this moment with enough shame that your next tiktok video is of you killing yourself.

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>> No.16058809

>Oh look at me! I only eat the finest cuisines! Egg sandwiches are for plebs! Excuse me while I go dilate my fronthole!

>> No.16058860

Only if you're a redditor

>> No.16058897


>> No.16058936

how does he get out

>> No.16058939

some of those retards actually think you are stealing milk away from calfs

>> No.16058944
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and yet they still say white people can't handle spiky food.

>> No.16058948

average tuesday in america

>> No.16059011

this is an average chewsday in england bruv

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>> No.16059050

I saw this dude on a Turkish movie

>> No.16059145

he lives there

>> No.16059166

What do you mean? What does reddit have to do with sarcasm?

>> No.16059169

he's austrian you dumb cunt

>> No.16059179

God I wish that was me

>> No.16059185

Looks like Elmer fudd

>> No.16059221

I will continue to stick by that

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>> No.16059511

mirin that beard

>> No.16059550
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was it this motherfucker?

>> No.16059578

thats frozen coke you mongoloid
open your eyes, you can see the bottle shape at the bottom

>> No.16059763


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>> No.16059905

>nvm I figured it out

>> No.16059938

Imagine the footjobs.

>> No.16060131

Either fry hard and in batches so it browns before it gets soupy or just let it do its thing until the liquid evaporates and concentrates. Most of the liquid left will be fat and you can skim that off if necessary (you shouldn't in most cases though)

>> No.16060297

So sad seeing hamster in that state, but it's funny to remember that mexicans destroyed his career. lmfao

>> No.16060444

To be fair they're poverty stricken after years of being colonized.

>> No.16060483

Do you have any other instant coom videos?

>> No.16060512

Clearly overcooked. Sorry

>> No.16060520

> that stare in the end
> "you're next"

>> No.16060529

god i wish that were me

>> No.16060532

"American Degenerate"

>> No.16060550

What do you think goes through her head when she records? Does she delude herself thinking actual food fans watch her? Or does she just accept its only footfags/amputee fetish degens that watch her.

>> No.16060554

Oh come on, they didn't even change the footage to black&white when showing the 9/11 crash.

>> No.16060597

Ok no matter how tasty it may be nobody will ever go through all that hassle...

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