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What food is 100% calories?
I’m tired of cooking and eating and just want to eat something that’s 100% calories so that I don’t have to keep cooking and eating so often.

>> No.16044859 [DELETED] 

how do you remember to breathe

>> No.16044863

>>16044851
gasoline i think. but it isnt safe for consumption

>> No.16044864

Store brand chips ahoy is a pretty good calorie to price ratio

>> No.16044867

So you mean 0% fibre?
Powdered mashed potatoes

>> No.16044868

>>16044851
Peanut Butter
Peanuts/Trail Mix
Dried Fruits
Cheese

>> No.16044871
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>>16044851
anon, that's literally the idea that created soylent.

>> No.16044872

>>16044859
It’s automatic, dummy

>> No.16044876

>>16044871
That’s mostly water and not 100% calories like I asked for. Plus I refuse to drink soy on a moral basis.

>> No.16045493

>>16044851
Here's what I do for the week. Every Sunday I cook 5 lbs of boneless chicken thighs. I put the chicken, 1 stick of butter, 4 cans chickpeas, the juice of 3 lemons (to prevent scurvy), and 4 tbsp salt in a food processor and pulse until gritty paste consistency, kind of like pate.
I'll either eat this plain, or spread it on a splice of toasted whole grain bread. It provides every main macronutrient, and vitamins plus fiber to stay healthy. Takes an hour a week.

>> No.16045502

butter, potato chips, dried fruit, anything without a lot of water weight

>> No.16045520

>>16044871
People who replace meals with soylent can't even open their own bottles after a while

>> No.16045521

Astronaut ice cream

>> No.16045530

>>16045521
That’s a lot of air actually

>> No.16045694

>>16045493
Post pics

>> No.16045773

Nothing is more calorie-dense than pure oil or fat. There are about 2000 calories in a cup of oil. If you drink a cup of oil per day, and take a multivitamin, then you'll be all set. Plus that will make you feel like a car.

>> No.16045821

>>16045493
Liquid chicken?

>> No.16045831

>>16045773
Funny meme but nobody is going to eat pure oil.

>> No.16045837

you have other nutritional needs besides calories. please reconsider this

>> No.16045855

>>16045831
Ketards think coconut oil is a meal, lol

>> No.16045865

5-6 big slices of a pizza will usually come in at 2000 calories. Maybe fewer slices if it's loaded with the real calorie dense toppings.

>> No.16045879

Uranium has pretty good calories

>> No.16045884

>>16044851
Sugar is the human safe version of gasoline ( >>16044863 )

>> No.16045892

>>16044851
calories don't make you full. What you want is maximum volume for minimum calories. Meals with lots of protein and fiber usually fill me up completely for hours. I eat roast chicken breast, a large serving of boiled green peas and a small serving of something actually tasty, like rice, pasta or mashed potatoes. The green peas+chicken breast combo is so insanely filling that when I started eating it I though something was wrong. You can switch to fish like salmon instead of chicken breast.

In general, add lots of green leaves (like spinach, baby, etc.) to your meals, drink lots of water, drink generous amounts of coffee

>> No.16045948

>>16044851
alcohol and fat are the most calorie dense

>> No.16045978
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>>16045773
>plus that will make you feel like a car.
Jesus fuck this is going to be so underrated. If I was a colossal fucking faggot I would post a cap of this on reddit.

>> No.16046022

>>16045773
>Pour myself a glass of oil
>Drink it through a straw
>Make sure to stay very still while drinking since my motor is supposed to be off
>Feel like a car

>> No.16046029
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>>16045520
I got you senpai

>> No.16046040

>>16044851
Just drink vegetable oil, I guess. But don't. That's a bad idea.

>> No.16046061
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>>16045831
Oil no, but some dishes are plain fat. However I can't think of any that constitute an actual meal.

>> No.16046742
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16046742

Emergency food rations are the way to go. This is the size of a pb&j sandwich and has 3600 cal. No bullshit, all calorie...

>> No.16046746

people who get no enjoyment from eating are mentally ill

>> No.16046751
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16046751

>>16044876
On a moral basis? I suppose you abstain from animal products seeing as they use up huge amounts of it

>> No.16046764

>>16046742
It's basically just vitamin-enriched shortbread.

>> No.16046765
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>>16045493
Wtf nigga?

>> No.16046778

>>16045493
Have you ever had a solid bowel movement since taking on this diet?

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>>16045773
>Plus that will make you feel like a car.

>> No.16046994
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>this thread
What the fuck guys.

>> No.16047019

>>16046751
No, I eat animals, just soy goes against my morals

>> No.16047031

>>16047019
And animals eat huge amounts of it in the livestock industry so you are supporting soy

>> No.16047048

>>16044851
Fats

>> No.16047162

>>16047031
I specifically eat animals that aren't fed soy, it goes against my morals.

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>>16044851
this + a block of lard

>> No.16047187

>>16044851
Peanut butter

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>>16045773
>will make you feel like a car

>> No.16047416

>>16044871
coconut oil

>> No.16048148

>>16045521
Is fiber frowned upon in the space station?

>> No.16048174

>>16047181
vitamins aren't calories and the tablets contain filler

op wants a bag of sugar.

>> No.16049200

>>16047416
Don't do it anon once I ate around 100g of coconut oil and ended up, laying on my stairs clutching my chest waiting for death.

>> No.16050350

>>16044851
bag of sugar + vitamins + water and you should be fine.

>> No.16050385

>>16050350
500g of sugar is roughly 2000 calories, can I mix this with water, drink it throughout the day and take multivitamins and be perfectly healthy?
I mean a calorie is a calorie, right?
Why wouldn’t this work?
Ketards btfo’d?

>> No.16050422

>>16050385
Many vitamins require fat in diet for proper uptake. You can look at medival peasants to see what a pure carb diet does, pure sugar is even worse than that.

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>>16050385
One 50lb bag of sugar from Costco would be less than $20 but provide 45 days of nutrition.
Did /ck/ just solve world hunger?

>> No.16050434

>>16050385
enjoy getting type 2 diabetes and kidney failure from nothing but carbs.

>> No.16050446

>>16044851
>>16044863
>>16044864
>>16044867
I keked frens, have some (you)s

>> No.16050642

>>16050350
Yeah, sure go ahead, I mean, I'm not an expert or anything.

>> No.16050707

>>16050434
You're retarded if you think that would happen

>> No.16050776

>>16045493
W-why would you do this instead of just eating the chicken. You can't possibly be this autistic... right?

>> No.16050796

>>16050423
i mean you can solve world hunger by killing everyone hungry and diabetes can do that so...possibly