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>>16037836>whiskey vending machineAll right, I'm moving.
>>16037875I see you've posted an egg sandwich webm.
>>16037850It's really wet. I mean, you want juice in a burger, but that's just wet. I imagine it's mostly water, not fat.
>>16037864lord have mercy
>>16037854god that's disgusting
>>16037855I hate women so much
>>16037859I've seen so many asians hold their nose when they see black people. I think they all do it reflexively
>>16037859Africans love embarrassing themselves in Asia for money.
>>16037855>>16037927That does look pretty tasty though. Both of those things.
>>16037927i feel you
>>16037916Looks like grease to me
>>16037864This is what a typical Rimworld freezer looks like
Oh good, the hilarious "american filename" spammer again.
>>16037850Way too thick. A huge chunk of disgusting overcooked gray meat. Gross. Burgers need to be thin. Also...>best burger ever durrrrrrr!Whenever you see that it's an immediately way to know it's not.
>>16038494The care with which this is prepared makes me wish it didn't have disgusting ingredients
>>16037869I think that's the first "vegan X" I've seen where I'm 100% on board. Cashews and coconut cream? Sign me up, sounds fantastic
>>16038529The chocolate might be going to far, everything else is probably good.
>>16038475I respect him. every thread he is there posting the same webms. A champion really in showing those fucking americans their place
>>16038547I once dog-sat in this place out in a prairie. They had a mouse problem and had mouse traps set everywhere. But the rodents just came and went as they pleased with impunity. I tried adding more traps, setting more and more elaborate traps (couldn't use poison because of the dog). Eventually, I just got a simple glue trap and squoze the bastards with my bare hands. I left the dead ones where I found them for a while, and the fuckers never came back.
>>16038536nah it's all gross
>>16037854mmmm zit steak
>>16038473bitch making a minecraft house out of random food
>>16038533Literally no one cared or asked
>>16038828I don't need your permission to share my feelings on frozen cashew slurries
>>16038475You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them. If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do. Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?
>>16037864Is the 1/8 of a human head at 16 seconds?
>>16038466>>16038473those are g*rmans
>>16037869>1st ingredient is cashews>this is going to be vegan, isn't it?
>>16037875this guy and the other egg master need to have a battle
>>16038473>pures lebendo americans really speak like that?
>>16038547>deep fried chinese food
>>16039363>not my problem
>>16037869Wait, how is normal sugar not vegan?
>>16037850>oozes before you even cut it>at just a touchThat's just water, that's not even fat. Especially considering a portion of it is an animal(s) with no fat.
>>16037838I was really expecting it to vend cooked steaks. Am dissapoint
>>16037869are most people expected to own a blender?what proportion of american households have a blender, do you think?srs question
>>16038438He didn't go balls deep with his putrid unwashed hand like he used to. Jack truly is dead.
>>16039363I've seen the "black people wash raw meat" shit but leave it to some stupid white bitch to really take things into the stratosphere
>>16039318They really do
>>16039393what she poured out was likely just water and juices anyway, not grease
>>16039526yeah, old ja/ck/ has upgraded to newfangled instruments like forks now
>>16039469Most own blenders. You can buy a blender for like $20 at any store.
>>16039423>Has never cooked wagyu beforeIt's a perfectly juicy burger.
>>16037875why does he move and look like a skelington warrior from an old sinbad movie?
>>16037913stop fagging off with my god damn dinner and get your ass cooking
>>16038547he gotted deepted fried ed
>>16039869I think frames were cut out to reduce the size of the webm
>>16038586And this is the reason that cats were invented
>>16037875I got diarrhea just from watching this
>>16039187no, its just a brazillian's head
>>16039986imposter, the real egg master looks upon his customers with disgust
>>16037927love from Kazakhstan
>>16038536yeah I love my banana bread peanut butter and jelly burger, but chocolate? No way.
>>16038494Why do they always put so much sauce on meme burgers? Surely having less would taste better and actually be handle-able?
>>16039363>all this grease (actually water) is disgusting!>pour out water>wash with watermy brain
>>16037869While this does look delicious - aint nobody got time for that shit hot damn.
>>16038533I remember that picture from a Photoshop battle thread somewhere. Maybe tribalwar.com. at least 15-20 years old.
>>16039421Rats fall in the cane grinders, so it's not vegan.
>>16039469>what proportion blenderAbout 78% have a blender, or have had in the last 14 months.I figure about 31% of those know how to clean it and use it properly.Probably half of the blender-havers get shitty ones to use for a margarita party then thrift donate, yard sale (fbmarket/craigslist), or junk it 6-17 months later, then repeat after 3-29 months when they hear about some meme new smoothie (some new brassica/tropical berry breakfast blend for unrealistic weight loss, given the rest of their lifestyle).
>>16037864What the hell are those even
>>16039469Yes, what most people don't have is an ice-cream machine
>>16037850What's wrong with ground chuck? I don't know.
>>16040393Dried then frozen bushmeat.
>>16038458I have no idea of what was acomplished here.
>>16039986Why the theatricals for this basic, bland, diarhea inducing thing?
>>16040431is this real?
>>16040476who are you quoting
>>16040479Based on what?
>>16040412How does this end? What does he do with the inside out steak?
>>16037836How do I make webms to share
>>16040540>hash brown>contains no cannabiswhat
>>16038533Nice dubs. There's a vegan ice cream made of cashews and danes that's actually really taste and doesn't contain any sugar. It's perfect for clean bulking.>>16038828Calm down. We're all friends in this thread.
>>16040531that looks absolutely repellent
>>16037854I know he poked in like 70 little holes in there but judging by the cross section he needed to double up on the amount of holes for real
>>16040460did an indian direct this?
>>16040667Never METT someone that liked raw pork?
>>16037927Why incels always have irrational hate towards plants?
>>16040594god I hate this bitch so fucking much
>>16039986Why is he so mad at the eggs?
>>16040694shes very pleasant and open minded
>>16038518god fuck indians are so repulsive
>>16040682Women are plants?!
>>160404401 italian died in his sleep for every click on that video
>>16040694fuck you she seems nice
>>16039784That would have been a lot more easier and a lot less messier if he mixed it with two hands.
>>16040438>tfw no Mett gf
>>16040514looks like a potential fire hazard and wobbly as fuckpretty sure it'd be more eco friendly to carry a metal tray with steel grate around instead
>>16040524curious...does it actually work?
>>16037943Nope the darker your skin you are the more estrogen you produce in sweat which creates more bacteria and more smell. brownoids and darkers are called shitskins for a reason anon its not just the color its the smell.
>>16040800Caucasians literally smell like sour milk, fyi. It is not pleasant.
>>16040694I just clipped it cause her reaction is funny chill out
>>16037855>Ring on the middle fingerThis woman fucks for money.
>>16040832Why does their grocery store set-up look like that of a department stores?
>>16040838No fresh food?
>>16040850Really hate the cuckshit ones.These are more wholesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHZkLeh6vw
>>16040808are women unaffected by this smell or something? how are white men the most attractive for women of all races and white women the most attractive to males? bad smell is a pretty bad turn off
The fuck are you guys compressing your webms? I use xmedia and /ck/'s file size is stupidly small
>>16040871TIME VS TIME
>>16039318It's german.So no.
>>16040973I'm American and I do.
>>16040792Coal incels and propane virgins keep arguing, real chads grill on slabs of hexamine.
>>16037869Let me just spend 4 days a>>16040728God i wish
>>16040917> how to drink sugar LIKE A RETARD
>>16040070One could make a slightly larger batch so that it lasts longer.It's usually more enjoyable consuming food a loved one or yourself prepared so the labour of love element makes it worth it, possibly.
>>16040662I was going to make a joke about prolapses but yours is too good.
>>16041024You gotta respect the whisking though, bet that dude would be a great pastry chef or omelette maker.
>>16040514Is that styrofoam around the outer layer?A lot of things get called a cancer risk these days but ingesting any form of plastic is genuinely a cause of cancer.
>>16037836>~3 dollars for a fifthI assume that's absolute pigswill tier pricing. Then add that it's very likely to be overpriced because it's a vending maching and I don't even want to think about how foul that "whisky" must be.
>>16040795reminds me of stores in video games where the products are just textures.
>>16037855I'd plant my impossible wiener between her buns, I'm sure you know what I mean.
>>16039986>goes out of his way not to touch food directly with the left handAnd here I thought the whole "one hand is for poo, the other for everything else" thing was just a meme.
>>16040051Because 'murricans don't consider it food unless you feel like you need a shower after eating it.
>>16037838I want to see them scissoring
>>16040438Sehr lecker (und das Essen sieht auch gut aus)
>>16040523As anon said, Webm For Retards. It used to be on github but it got removed because the devs refused to change the name when some whiny cunts complaied about how it hurt their delicate feelings.
>>16039421They use animal bones to remove colour from cane sugar so it looks uniformly white
>>16040787No reason it would not. Possibly would need to microwave longer depending on the individual microwave strength.
>>16041129I get a reasonable amount of sex and girlfriends and I wouldn't say i hate them, but they're definitely lesser to men.
>>16040438whenever I see a cooking video that starts with a high middle class kitchen and a woman, I instantly know I'm about to watch a snuff film
>>16041076It literally says it's clay.
>>16040694I'll kill you motherfucker.
>>16040795>>16040838>>16040850It's not a real grocery store. It's set up to put on a good appearance for foreigners. When you visit North Korea they are very controlling about where you go and what you see. Hoping that when you go back home you say that "It's not as bad as they say is."
>>16040431There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>16039576>>16040055It's obviously a joke you faggot incels. If you're so bitter that you can't tell this is satire then you need to kys immediately.
>>16038518Is this satire or legit? I've been asking for months and I don't have a clear answer
>>16039469Buy an immersion blender, they work just as well unless you're doing some retarded shit with it and you can get one at the grocery store for like $30
>>16041892It's a fifth of a litre, give or take :^) I just converted the yen to dollars because this place is getting more and more overrun with underage garbage that don't even know the 1:100 dollar/yen rule of thumb.
>>16041923>seems kinda nice>then cheese>then more "cheese"Impressive. I don't remember the last time I managed to go from kindasorta interested to outright repulsed in under 5 seconds.
>>16041969Here in burgerstan we call 180 - 200 milliliters a half pint.
>>16042012>pint is ~500 ml>half pint is 180-200 ml???
>>16042023A pint here is 375 ml lol.
>>16042029Jesus fuck, you contrarian dingbats could at least have had the decency to come up with new unit names instead of keeping the old names and just fucking up the values.
>>16039883you just made day hahah love you babe
>>16037875Wait where's the sink? How does he wash his hands?
>>16041949Judging from that video is made by channel called "Being indian", I think it's legit and bit more exaggerated to be "funny"
>>16038494Holy shit. I did NOT expect a Sinner's Sandwich in this thread.
>>16042076That's so weird. I had chicken skins for the first time a few weeks ago (just moved to NC) thought it was going to be hunks of chicken with the skin on or something. Wasn't expecting a whole basket of just chicken skin. What's the history behind it? Why do people do it? Wasn't good Wasn't bad. Just not my cup of tea.
>>16040594I thought asians were supposed to look 23 all the way untill they suddenly look like a granny? Why does she look like the most 47 year old person ever filmed?
>>16040528A basic syphon.
>>16042206He doesn't. Several eons ago, he lost a duel with an influential wizard; if he won, the drought over the land would have risen. Since he lost, he was doomed to serve food for his village in eternally unsanitary conditions, both nourishing them and slowly killing them.
>>16040781I reusable grill would obviously be more eco friendly than a disposable one, I'd imagine the only ecological benefit of the cardboard thing would be that bamboo based charcoal
>>16040699Because all of his village friends and family members have been turned into eggs by an evil wizard several years ago; he must cook them all in order to free them from their fate, a task he is reluctant to perform. Nevertheless, he cannot let them perish as they are.It is said that the soul of a cracked egg will be released in the form of a bird, too subtle to see but corporeal enough to feel, like a passing wind. Perhaps his close ones will be better off, elsewhere, far from this place of bread and scrambled egg.
>>16041907>defending womenyou're the one who needs to kill himself, faggot
>>16042615She has children
>>16042605>What's the history behind it?Some people don't eat chicken skin to be healthy, other times skin is removed due to the dish (such as soups). Restaurant has tons of chicken skin laying round, and wants to make as much money as possible. Restaurant sells it to dumb people who just moved to NC and are too retarded to not buy a basket of chicken skin.
>>16042615That's a young 30s for a white girl.
>>16038494Honestly, if this didn't have the nutella shat on it this would be an actually decent burger. Peanut butter and jams actually go pretty well on burgers. Jams especially if you pair the flavor to the protein.
>>16041949It's a specifically slobby example of an Indian from a sub-culture that is looked down on in the country. Saying they represent Indians is the equivalent of the worst of the Romani be used as the baseline Euro.
>>16040431how did he get all those eggs?
>>16042882That avocado variety has almost no flavor.
>>16039232>first word of filename is "vegan">this is going to be vegan, isn't it?
>>16040421>I have no idea of what was acomplished here.Rison cuisine, he ground froot-loops and used it to make a sort of batter so he could make something that somewhat resembles a cake.
>>16037870Asian Dora the explorer is kinda cute
>>16039784Working on a new stroke, I see.
>>16040464That has nothing to do with tacos.God this is the part of American cooking culture that I hate the most.
>>16039784Third stroke coming right up
>>16037875that's not a very impressive egg fort
>>16039784*taps the fork*
>>16040533Looks like shit haha
>>16039784What's he making?
>>16040002Cats are low tier mousers and generally a meme.This is why terriers were invented. You could wipe out 5 generations of mice in one day with one of those and a treat bag.
>>16043223>1minis that a fucking espresso cup and dwarf veg?
>>16043245Even chickens do better than cats.
>>16037869>waterinto the trash. could have used more "milk"
>>16037875Actual stuffing, burning the bread at first a bit. Damn that Surly, King of Eggfort guy better watch out.
>>16043245you have to train them though, cats just go about their business and kill some rodents for fun. cats are the deadliest animal in the world in terms of kill count
>>16043356Whites are the most racist toward asians.
>>16043356why do some people completely lose their shit instead of just calming down and walking away like a civilized person. boondocks would call that 'a nigga moment'
>>16043390This. That lady should have realized that there was a situation going on, her meal was over and just moved on.
>>16040492which video did paul make this dumb donkey face in?
>>16043390>civilized person>niggaYou solved the mystery.
>>16041104how good can something named nigga whiskey possibly be?
>>16040464>walking tacosyou mean dorilocos?
>>16043117Tacos are street food that hispanic celebrity chefs are trying to elevate to 'fine dining' so of course some white chicks are going to invent stupid versions.
>>16038547Do you think they've cleaned and sanitized the work surface and changed the oil afterwards?
>>16041873it's a real store, it's just intended exclusively for foreigners to shop at. the USSR had the same thing with certain shops in moscow that you were only allowed to shop in as a foreigner, mostly intended as a way to get a hold of foreign cash. notice how the cashier in the video asks if he wants to pay in dollars or euros and doesn't even mention won
>>16040449This is absolutely disgusting and doesn't deserve to be called paella. The fuck is wrong with people? Kielbasa? Peas? What the fuck.
>>16040525What is this? Can't really tell half of the igredients being used, but it does look tasty.
>>16040528What is the point of this?
>>16043009>That avocado variety has almost no flavor.Not that guy, but I think that is the point, it is being used to contain the cheese and add creaminess, it is not there to add flavor.
>>16040520Wonder what those colouring are from?
>>16041913>Sriacha instead of jalapenosWhat a retard
>>16043524Sugar can be bleached using bone flour
>>16038473>American Cooking.wbem>German hot dogs >Pures LebenLol
>>16037836Why can't I buy spirits from vending machines in the US yet?
>>16043994because nigs will bust up the machine x2 times harder than they do with normal kind
>>16037850this was a test that he did, he tried it and said that it tastes like shit. Don't bully my nigga Guga
>>16042047Probably a mixture of it hard to get the masses to learn new names, and also jewing them by making them think it was still a pint back in the day. I think pint is the worst offender though. The rest are at least close. Also not sure why that anon said "180-200", it's only 200.
>>16039469not owning a blender is what would be unusualalmost everyone has a blender
Sorry, has sound. https://litter.catbox.moe/o8dxn0.mp4
>>16044260Was mad until I realized the bottle was empty, just a soother.
>>16043350The toxoplasmosis has taken hold in this one
>>16043516Can't get the glass full. If you aren't a drunktard and fill your glass like a "civilised" person, you won't spill it. That's why the webm is call "civilised glass".
>>16040514What the absolute fuck is all that bullshit?
>>16044359Kind of retarded, is this a training thing? Can't you just learn to pour less wine in the glass like a normal person?
>>16039469I have 2.
>>16037854Fucking hate Guga so much.
>>16044514I thought they were torturing him on a hot grill at first :(
>>16037836i had to wait until the grocery store closed and knock on the door for the old man to sell me some vodka and jap children can just walk to the machine carrying their pocket change
>>16040741i think he had a stroke and cant use his right
>>16040431based and egg pilled
>>16037855why cook it? it must be perfectly safe to eat raw
>>16044759Modern nip machines with age restricted things requires you to swipe a government issued ID card on it as well, to confirm you're old enough to buy whatever's inside.I'm somewhat curious as to why that one doesn't, but I'm assuming it's due to some kind of legal loophole. Either it's from before that became law so it's exempt, or maybe it's fully mechanical and the law only states that it's for electronic machines.
>>16037875one thing ill never understand is why do they keep the salt on an opem conainer and grab it with their hands
>>16044818he put the salt on using a little spoon anon. presumably an open container so he can have a controlled amount every time, and coarser salt doesn't do well in most shakers
>>16044315you should probably seek out an opthalmologist
>>16043009All avocado varieties have almost no flavor.
>>16040438This is a common dish on europe as the meat here is so regulated and good quality you can eat rawMutts pls go
>>16040449>onion>salsaThis is enough to declare a fucking war and I stopped watching at the third ingredient
>>16040808we don't. you smell like like shit though
>>16044315the fuck is a soother
>>16037836Was that 300 yen? I'd pretty scared of drinking that.
>>16045095yeah, we have cannibal sammiches here too
>>16044017I like Caribbean Roti more.
>>16043504>>16040525I hate myself for knowing what that was.https://youtu.be/T_oE5e7-Pow
>>16040787I think it would be very gritty and lumpy unless the cream cheese is half melted already.
>>16045362he had multiple strokes
>>16044017those lucious tits
>>16044758What ya doing there, Jim Kong?
>>16040514Is he grilling indoors?
>>16040662bravo my friend
>>16037869What a stupid way to overcomplicate such a simple dessert as ice cream.
>>16044315Animals eat fermented fruits in the wild and frequently get drunk so it's really not too bad.Just don't let them have too much, plus the preservatives in wine can upset their stomach.
>>16040514Hm. What the fuck?
>>16040524HidaMari Cooking Channel on youtube. Love her Channel.
>>16040412I'm trans btw
>>16042969So it is accurate then?
>>16044478it's a gag gift you fucking spastic
>>16041104its probably better than american whiskeys