/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16035445]

I bought a $5 "build your own box" from Taco Bell tonight, and there’s nothing you can say that will make me regret the decision.

[Anonymous No.16035455]

>>16035445
I would literally shit in your mouth then feed you laxatives and roofies and plant my mouth over your asshole until you returned the goods.
I'd also pay you more than $5 for that kind of action.

[Anonymous No.16035494]

>>16035445
Your movie collection being "almost" alphabetized triggers my autism like nothing else.

[Anonymous No.16035497]

>>16035494
Oh geez, don't ask me to post my trans porn collection then (hint: it's not ordered alphabetically).

[Anonymous No.16035501]

>>16035445
>nothing you can say that will make me regret the decision
okay but there's no reason to have that AND that sandwich, you fat pig

[Anonymous No.16035527]

>>16035445
>Taco Bell

Your a fat stinking drunk and you need help.

[Anonymous No.16035578]

>>16035445
What if I told you I prepared that Neal, and there's a snotty booger hidden in with a bunch of similarly textured things so you won't notice.

[Anonymous No.16035677]

I got in some nice mahi and we did a solid "pacific rim" style meme special with a prosecco pineapple salsa over basmati. I wanted to bring home an order, but was too burnt out to cook anything other than my usual burger - which is always good.
>>16035494
Haha, you and me both. If only you knew that the bottom two shelves are still sitting in the middle of my rug after ~2 months, and the bottom half of the back panel isn't even attached - and I'm pretty sure I threw out the finishing nails with some spent fire sauce packets. In my defense, I was organizing it not only by title, but by director and/or series, so it makes sense that the Dollars Trilogy falls between Demolition Man and the Dirty Pair.

[Anonymous No.16035704]

>>16035445
The only people that eat at Taco Bell are rural and suburban retards. City Chicanos all eat at Taco Cabana.

[Anonymous No.16035713]

I'm going to find you and break into your house and leave my years worth of taco bell trash I kept during covid

[Anonymous No.16035734]

>>16035704
Nobody here takes Texas seriously, dude.

[Anonymous No.16035773]

>>16035578
I've never met a Neal I liked, and don't understand this whole "prepping" meme. On an on-topic note, I've actually grown to discover a hint of fondness for Taco Bell potatoes - now that they've gotten rid of virtually everything else I used to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.16035865]

>>16035445
Are you eating at a picnic table?

[Anonymous No.16035872]

>>16035773
The fact you're showing off your Nintendo Game and Tolkien books tells me the need you have for constant validation and dilation.

[Anonymous No.16036058]

>>16035872
Ah yes, who can forget the epic tale of Folco Boffin and the Nefarious Rosemary Crackers.

[Anonymous No.16036212]

>>16035455
Take your meds transcel

[Anonymous No.16036223]

>>16035445
So fuckin good aren't they? Been getting

>Chalupa, no lettuce no tomato, chicken instead of beef
>Beefy five layer add potatoes
>Chips and cheese
>Baja blast Freeze

then using my free chalupa reward on the app to round out the order

[Anonymous No.16036374]

>>16035445
dat 'dita crunch got me jelly tbqh

[Anonymous No.16036633]

>>16035445
can a build your own box contain three chalupas at a discounted price?

[Anonymous No.16037498]

>>16035445
>good taste in movies
>decent taste in liquor
>terrible taste in food
You do you, OP.

[Anonymous No.16037539]

Whats with the picnic table

[Anonymous No.16037559]

THIS NIGGA BUILDIN HIS OWN BOX

[Anonymous No.16037887]

>>16036212
I already have, anon. Anyway, I was drinking on my way home from Taco Bell and almost hit a Mexican kid riding a bike. Luckily I made it home safely. Cheers, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.16038010]

I was on my way home and I almost hit a Mexican kid riding his bike after drinking a little too much. Luckily I made it home. That was a close one, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.16038080]

>>16035445
>This fucking guy

[Anonymous No.16039066]

>>16038010
Saddest looking nachos I've seen

[Anonymous No.16039891]

why cant Americans ever cook their burgers?

[Anonymous No.16039909]

>>16035445
Congratulations OP. You are eating less food than you used to. This is close to a healthy portion size.
On a diet?

[Anonymous No.16039917]

>>16035501
Burger is ritualistic.

[Anonymous No.16040439]

>>16039891
>why can't the people who invented thing do thing right?

[Anonymous No.16040483]

>>16038010
fucking minorities

[Anonymous No.16040497]

>>16035445
>Cheesy fiesta potatoes
Good choice. Since they brought them back I always get a couple of those with some crunchy tacos.

[Anonymous No.16040511]

>>16035445
You could have bought 30 more DVDs on ebay for $5, kept the 5 you don't already have, and resold the rest for a $3 profit over a year.
You lost.

[Anonymous No.16040535]

>>16035445
Something I have always wondered, OP claims that the burger isn't the same one and he makes a new one every day. Does that mean that he goes out and gets taco bell, then comes home and cooks up a fancy burger and sets up his little display before eating it all? Is there a secret fetish for ice cold mexican food I wasn't aware of?

[Anonymous No.16040638]

>>16040535
You've got it backwards, anon. I make the burger first, and pick up the Taco Bell on the way home. It's all good temps. I splurged a little and picked up a Nachos Party Pack tonight - add onions, potatoes, red sauce, and seasoned rice.

[Anonymous No.16040650]

>>16035445
Judging by your awful movie collection, it's safe to assume that people have been trying to make you regret your decisions your entire life, but you do not listen. It's fine. They are all laughing at you, not with you.

[Anonymous No.16040653]

>>16038010
Next time you need to lie and say you hit the Mexican kid so the MAGAs will worship you.

[Anonymous No.16040657]

>>16040638
You make a burger, then leave your home drive to taco bell, sit in the drive thru then come home and setup your shit and take pictures for your instagram and claim that your food is still warm? Man you are all kinds of fucked up. But I guess everyone has to do something to get attention.

[Anonymous No.16040661]

>>16040657
Haha, do you think you're on instagram?

[Anonymous No.16040663]

>>16040661
You need attention like a crack whore needs crack. I would bet that pic goes on every social media in existence.

[Anonymous No.16040679]

>>16040657
No, he's supposedly a chef and cooks the burger before he leaves the restaurant

[Anonymous No.16040683]

>>16040650
Did daddy put his peepee in your poopoo? You sound like somebody with severe mental anguish

[Anonymous No.16040696]

>>16040683
You're projecting really hard, anon. Get help.

[Anonymous No.16040710]

>>16035501
For real. How much do you weigh OP? The only people I know that go to two different take out places to get lunch/dinner are morbidly obese fat fucks.

[Anonymous No.16040712]

>>16035704
>Chicanos all eat at Taco Cabana
Chicanos are cringe, where do the Mexicans eat?

[Anonymous No.16040713]

>>16035445
>that same fucking sandwich in the background n every pic

What is the point of cooking if you are just going to go out and order fast food.

[Anonymous No.16040717]

>>16040638
There is no way that burger is still warm by the time you get back from taco bell, even if taco bell is right outside of your home.

It would've made sense for you to say you cook the patty and leave it in a warm oven while you go to taco bell, and then assemble the burger when you get home.

[Anonymous No.16040720]

>>16040713
>what's the point of having sex when you are still going to rub one out every now and then

[Anonymous No.16040722]

Holy shit taco bell fag, learn to make a burger that looks like pic related. No shitty pink in the middle

[Anonymous No.16040726]

>>16040720
You don't do both at the same time, anon.

[Anonymous No.16040729]

>>16040722
What is that even supposed to be? Looks like a stale donut that was reheated with a piece of plastic over the top that got burnt, and then you put a piece of toasted white bread next to it - for good measure?

[Anonymous No.16040736]

>>16040729
Thats what a cheeseburger on a webber grill looks like..then putting cheese and lid on for perfect aesthetic smoked cheese. Fuck its hard being this good.

[Anonymous No.16040740]

This degenerate alcoholic scumbag needs to die. Fuck you and your stupid threads

[Anonymous No.16040744]

>>16040740
Nah he's good shit. But he has to be put in his place every once in a while

[Anonymous No.16040749]

>>16040722
if thats your creation you shouldn't be insulting anyones food choices my dude.

[Anonymous No.16040756]

>>16040749
That Burger was literally 10/10 you fucking faggot lol

[Anonymous No.16040762]

>>16035445
Just buy some shells and whatever you want to put in your tacos from any supermarket and you have a cheaper and better meal with literally the same efford

[Anonymous No.16040766]

>>16040744
>same exact threads where he arranges taco bell items on a table next to his faggot anime toys and movies
>good shit

[Anonymous No.16040769]

>>16040722
>>16040736
>>16040756
Say what you want about OP's burger, but it's leagues beyond that baby's first backyard grilling attempt crap you posted.

[Anonymous No.16040773]

>>16040756
food creations are like babies.
everyone thinks theirs is the best.
protip: its usually not

[Anonymous No.16040786]

>>16040766
He's a random piece of ck nuance, you suck cocks and contribute zero to society. Both fucking useless but at least he has pics

[Anonymous No.16040791]

>>16040769
You're this close [] to getting heemed thru your Nokia phone lmao please stfu lil man

[Anonymous No.16040815]

>>16035445
>White People and Taco Bell start making new Spanish food in the 50s.
>the brownoids try to copy it and just ruin it
>70 years later
Taco Bell still makes better Latino food than any obese brownoid and its healthier

[Anonymous No.16040825]

>>16040773
White People invented all the various cultural foods, everyone just copies them because they conquered the world 10x over and spread the most modern common foods across the world.

[Anonymous No.16040879]

>>16040825
Did you take your meds today Christopher?

[Anonymous No.16040885]

>>16040825
Lemme guess, your idea if the rest of the world is just the US and Europe and 'foreign' food is food sold by immigrants.

[Anonymous No.16040910]

>>16040825
Ah yes, the locals don't use the spices, herbs and other ingredients they have there. You are a fucking delusional idiot.

[Anonymous No.16040930]

>>16040825
They hated him because he spoke the truth

[Anonymous No.16041224]

>>16040885
>>16040910
See
>>16040930

Like clockwork

[Anonymous No.16041233]

>>16035677
That shit looks raw

[Anonymous No.16041570]

>>16035445
I build that exact box when I order

[Anonymous No.16041599]

>>16040879
Just started watching Sopranos again and holy fuck I forgot how mouth wateringly fuckable she was. I just want to spend hours rimming that delectable little turd cutter

[Anonymous No.16042543]

>>16040722
That looks terrible.

[Anonymous No.16042657]

>>16038010

[Anonymous No.16042670]

>>16040722
what is the point of using plastic rectangle when you don't have cheese? I would just make it without it
btw fucking the raw patty is disgusting

[Anonymous No.16042691]

>>16035445
for me, it's the fajita platter from baja fresh

[Anonymous No.16042791]

>>16040717
It dosen't matter because the burger is just a prop for his food blogging pictures.

[Anonymous No.16042811]

Idk, I prefer anon threads like this one and that furry cookalong to endless fast food shitposts. They take the piss from autists here but at least make a space for actual cooking content.

OP already knows it but thx for making time for the bants. Cook your burger longer though plz

[Anonymous No.16043046]

>>16042791
>the food is just a prop for the pictures of food

[Anonymous No.16043057]

I love you TB anon, but you're a retard for buying all of that physical media.

[Anonymous No.16043063]

>>16035445
kill ypurself

[Anonymous No.16043169]

>>16043057
>he fell for streaming
ok retard

[Anonymous No.16044074]

>>16043057
What's wrong with physical media?

[Anonymous No.16044136]

>>16042811
>cook your burger longer though plz
No. I know I go a little on the rarer side sometimes, but this is a perfect medium rare. Anything past this would ruin it.

[Anonymous No.16044289]

>>16044136
Don't you get tired of eating the same burger all the time?

[Anonymous No.16044304]

>>16035445
The 1.00 Beefy Potatorito is so worth the price. just add sour cream and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.16044327]

>>16035445
How fat is you, el negro capitan?

[Anonymous No.16044388]

>>16035455

[Anonymous No.16044421]

>>16035872
you should see his other posts. Sets everything up on a table to show off how much he consooms.

[Anonymous No.16044513]

>>16035445
>>16044136
These two are the same burger, correct?

[Anonymous No.16044520]

>>16035445
Bluerays are cringe qnd soulless because they remove a lot of the cool interactive extra features

[Anonymous No.16044666]

>>16044513
What on earth would make you think those are the same burger?

[Anonymous No.16044682]

>taco bell $5 trough
>AND a gigantic sandwich
Not even I am that fat

[Anonymous No.16044704]

>>16044682
He's an alcoholic on top of being an obese sack of shit. Not sure how he's still alive

[Anonymous No.16044733]

>>16035501
>>16044682
Why do you keep calling it a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.16044738]

>>16044733
It looked like pastrami at first glance. Probably because you left it so raw

[Anonymous No.16044743]

>>16035445
>eraserhead
Based David Lynch fan