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16031102 No.16031102 [Reply] [Original]

>Licks sauce to taste
>Puts it back in pot

>> No.16031108

Good. Accelerate

>> No.16031112

>>16031102
>heat kills any germs from licking
What is the problem here?

>> No.16031113

use a spoon, wtf

>> No.16031117

The heat and acidity from the pasta sauce will kill the germs quit bein queer about it

>> No.16031121

>>16031102
>spit in soup to test viscosity
>accidentally hawk a lugi
>pass it off as egg drop soup

>> No.16031155

>>16031102
Doesn't matter when you're only cooking for yourself :^)

>> No.16031163

>>16031121
>stick dick into soup to test temperature
>accidently coom
>pass it off as crème fraîche garnish

>> No.16031302
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16031302

What the eye doesn't see, the chef gets away with...

>> No.16031308

>>16031113
>uses the same separate spoon multiple times

>> No.16031313

>>16031155
This, I sneezed into my pot of soup a couple months ago suffering from COVID, delivering the biggest fucking booger I've ever seen briefly before it disappeared in the mix. I was too fucking sick to care so I mixed thoroughly and couldn't find remnants in any of my servings.

>> No.16031354

>>16031313
Do that in my mouth

>> No.16031398

>>16031354
But I'm not a cute girl. You'll have to ask my ex.

>> No.16031432
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>>16031102
tfw nobody is allowed to eat ur food...

>> No.16031626
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16031626

this one doesn't really bother me
it's people with cats that are the worst kitchen people

>> No.16031684

>>16031626
jesus christ thats horrific

>> No.16032995

>>16031626
Disgusting

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>>16031163

>> No.16033168

>>16031308
ladle into the tasting spoon? if youre pretending to be retarded this is pretty low grade.

>> No.16033221

>>16031102
if it's on my family, im ok

>> No.16033422

>>16031121
>Hawk a lugi
It's hock a loogie. Learn to spell.

>> No.16033433

>>16031102
Based.

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>>16031121
>hawk a lugi

>> No.16034086
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16034086

I think we can all agree that including any {emissions or part of yourself} isn't acceptable behaviour when preparing food for someone else.

>> No.16034117

>tastes broth
>spits back into pot in disgust
>adds salt then keeps stirring

>> No.16034293

>>16031112
>>16031117
>that logic
https://youtu.be/YSlyPypMfd4?t=80

>> No.16034433

>>16034086
nah, nothing wrong with a little cum in the brownies you're serving to your bros

>> No.16035552

Wood spoons are gross

>> No.16035558

>>16031626
imagine the smell

>> No.16035593

>>16034293
>uses reality TV as educational source
every chef will cook food that was dropped on a clean floor

>> No.16035754

>>16031626
file name should be "fire hazard"

>> No.16035764

>>16031117
>>16031112
>>16035593
So if I put a little nugget of shit into the sauce, real small so that you won't taste any difference, and mix it in, that'll be fine? All the e. coli surely will be killed, so there shouldn't be any health risk, therefore there should be a problem. Right?

>> No.16035841

>>16035764
Shit has strong bitter flavor, meanwhile you could probably use like half a cup of spit in a soup and it'll be hard to notice if you don't tell people.

>> No.16036229

>>16031102
Saliva contains enzymes that break down complex sugars and proteins, thus enhancing the flavor. We need to cook more with spit. Also you're such a germaphobic pussy you probably don't even know that cheese is made with cow saliva.

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>>16036229
wow, thanks, i think i'm vegan or hindu or some shit suddenly because i ain't eating that any more.

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>>16035841
>Shit has strong bitter flavor

>> No.16036720

>>16031121
This is the worst thing I've read all week.

>> No.16036751

>>16036235
They just use a tiny drop of it in a giant fucking cheese wheel. Stop being a pussy.

>> No.16038299

>>16031626
I had cars for 15 years until they died of covid last year and my kitchen never looked like that. I did not allow them on the counter, but they are cats so they would sometimes break the rules so I wiped my counters and stove daily.

>> No.16038338

>>16034293
frodo put on some weight

>> No.16038339 [DELETED] 

>>16035764
Are you a girl? If so, yes, please poop in my sauce.

>> No.16038348

>>16038299
it's just a seething dogfag bro

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16038406

>not tasting your sauce with a piece of bread

>> No.16038510

>>16031626
Bad owner = bad animal
No pet is objectively better than the other (unless we're talking about animals that simply have a hard time existing, like chinchillas) and what animal you like is up to you. Just because you like dogs, doesn't make cats shit, and just because someone likes dogs, doesn't make cats shit
Retard

>> No.16038856

>>16035764
>licking a spoon is the same as taking a shit in spaghetti sauce
coprophage pls go