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>> No.16023789

To encourage new content..
Download this: https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
It makes creating WebMs very easy. It has inbuilt editing tools.
Use youtube-dl to rip videos from just about any website:
https://youtube-dl.org/

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>> No.16023809

>>16023755
but why tho

>> No.16023826
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>>16023809
too many кoт eating all the caviar and preproducing

>> No.16023831
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>> No.16024194
File: 2.29 MB, 400x270, Don't fuck with the people who handle your food_1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16023755

>> No.16024225

>>16023789
but will that gibs me viruses

>> No.16024240
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>>16023755
Just gonna bury it with the plastic containers are we
>:^)

>> No.16024249

Inb4 the guy who posts the same 10 "American_" webms every goddamn thread. Get some new fucking material.

>> No.16024276

>>16024249
haha don't be so upset my american "friend"

>> No.16024894

>>16023831
why not poke a hole in it and get rid of the liquid before eating??

>> No.16024906

>>16024276
Not American, just bored of a chunk of the thread being taken up by the same reposts. If he wanted to go make some OC American webms, that would be cool.

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>> No.16024922
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some webms in a /tv/ thread that aren't normally in the ones here on /ck/. not sure if this crosslink will work but here
>>>/tv/150203683

>> No.16024947

>>16023809
Either spoilage, it doesn't meet some food grading, or least likely but most disturbing: artificially inflate prices/money laundering shit.

>> No.16024997
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>> No.16025001
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>>16024194
i would pay for that service

>> No.16025012
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>> No.16025018
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>> No.16025022
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, American salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025023

>>16025018
>Do americans really?

>> No.16025029
File: 2.87 MB, 720x404, American onion stuffed patty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025039
File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, American ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025046

I'm just so fucking tired, bros.

>> No.16025057

>>16025046
I got you cookingbro

>> No.16025063

>>16023755
Que is that shit?

>> No.16025082 [DELETED] 

>>16024997
>>16025001
>>16025006
>>16023807
>>16023765
>>16023758
Do Americans really?

>> No.16025084

>>16024997
>>16025001
that one is german from a TLC tier show, but I find it funny that it gets labelled as american now

>> No.16025113
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>> No.16025117
File: 2.91 MB, 540x302, Cuisine Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025121
File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, Peanut Butter Rub.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025124

>>16023755
>They had to bring an excavator
>They spent time digging the whole hole.
>They had to load the cargo onto the dumptruck
>They had to drive the dumptruck
>Had to dump it all in
>Finally, had to hide all that with the excavator again
Fucking hell. That's a lot of effort just to throw waste and pollute.
They could have given those to the poor.

>> No.16025126

>>16025117
you can see her arms tucked into her top 0:38

>> No.16025127
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>> No.16025133
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>>16025126

>> No.16025137
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>> No.16025141

>>16025121
I did that once on my dick, for my girlfriend to suck.
She really went at it like a bear on honey (she loves peanut butter), but it really ends up looking like diarhea on your dick which isn't appealing.

>> No.16025145

>>16025137
Actually kinda funny hehe

>> No.16025146
File: 2.87 MB, 474x600, McDonald's Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025147

>>16025127
If one of the people I'm watching a movie with is chewing with his mouth open, I'm going to strange him

>> No.16025150

>>16025084
It's worth mentioning that:
>>16025029
>>16025039
Are also German. Seriously, how is mett American just because the woman is fat?

The guy spamming this shit every thread is just some assblasted humourless retard. Same files, same filenames, same shit. Every thread.

>> No.16025153

>>16025146
Japanese borgar, folded 1000 times.

>> No.16025158
File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, Chinese 7UP commercial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025164 [DELETED] 
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>> No.16025167
File: 2.90 MB, 500x376, Tom Cruise Makes Chinese Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025172
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, AMC Dine-In Movie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16025147

>> No.16025175

>>16025167
Legend

>> No.16025176

>>16025164
I'd love to see a cooking show with film-style cinematography. None of the usual Youtube-tier "ohwOOOwwwowowo" reaction shit, none of the Food Network review shit either, and no constant "oh, lookit that, isn't that lovely" narration. Just a show about cooking, that's just cooking.

>> No.16025182

>>16025147
>>16025172
A lot of chains have starts this "dinner and a show" kind of service. They usually stop orders at a certain point early on, or otherwise just offer table service for more beer and snacks during the showing.

>> No.16025187
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>> No.16025221
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>>16025176

>> No.16025271

>>16025133
Liu Teehee Nang you got no arms

>> No.16025275

>>16025221
I cringe hard when I remember I did this once when I was like 11 shortly after seeing the movie.

>> No.16025283
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>>16025221
Looks like a good system

>> No.16025286
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>>16025133
I always wonder if chicks like this give amazing footjobs or if it just feels like a regular handjob instead.

>> No.16025288

>>16025283
Chad

>> No.16025292
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>>16025286

>> No.16025299

>>16025286
Regular blowjob
>>16025292
Amazing handfootjob

>> No.16025307
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>>16025167
He must have loved being around all those people who were shorter than him.

>>16025172
That table better have four magnets for keeping the tray in place

>> No.16025314
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>>16025307

>> No.16025316
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>>16025288
He probably spent most of a day making like fifty bucks.

>> No.16025317

>>16025286
Main concern here is foot and mouth disease

>> No.16025322
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>>16025317

>> No.16025342

>>16025314
Corona be hitting hard on middle earth

>> No.16025359

>>16025121
So...this is the famous "food porn"... im interested

>> No.16025399

>>16023807
why would you

>> No.16025415

>>16025316
did he just gave up and started suiciding?

>> No.16025437

>>16023755
Where on earth is that from? If caviar is good but was illegally traficked, why not donate to a food bank, homeless shelters? If it went bad, why not take it out of the boxes? Why bury plastics with it. Retards anyway.

>> No.16025463

>>16025018
That looks liek a rainbow prolapsed anus

>> No.16025531
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>>16023789
Nice try, loser, but I'm actually too stupid to get that working too!
It says I'm missing a script of some sort and sends me to another website. Don't reply to this post because I will not waste more of my time making myself feel like a fucking idiot.

>> No.16025543

>>16024894
she wanted to get a good squirt out of it

>> No.16025545

>>16025531
Not him, but don't worry if you're a fucking idiot. You're on /ck/! You're in good company.

>> No.16025554

>>16025292
God chinaman food is disgusting

>> No.16025803

>>16023755
isnt that just shitty salmon roe?

>> No.16025915
File: 2.88 MB, 700x392, Churros Hot Dog and Churros Tteokbokki _ 츄러스 핫도그와 츄러스 떡볶이 _ Korean Street Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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Why the fuck do these threads always have to have image slots wasted on the same old boring ass or disgusting ass shitty webms. No I do not want to see a woman slide butter down her throat like a disgusting pig, no I do not want to see hot dogs and chocolate. The only acceptable webm to be reposted is the Egg King. People complain about seeing the old webms but they're the same people posting the old webms. Even newer webms NEVER get reposted. I would know since I've posted over 100 webms and they almost never get reposted. But we'll see JACK every goddamn thread.

>> No.16025923
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, 보기만해도 시원하고 달콤한~ 푸짐한 멜론케익_ Cool and sweet melon cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025928
File: 2.93 MB, 400x224, [노오븐] 후라이팬 꿀호떡 만들기 - - 기름없는 호떡빵 - - Honey Hotteok - - Honey-filled Korean Pancake - - No oven baking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16025934
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>> No.16025943

>>16023831
fuckin insect people

>> No.16025949

>>16025127
based alamo
only place i'll go to see a movie
keeps the blacks quiet and makes them put their cellphones away

>> No.16025962
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>> No.16025981

>>16023809
I was thinking sanctions on Russian imports making it illegal to sell?

>> No.16026022
File: 2.86 MB, 600x336, how to make cheesecake in 5 min 크림치즈를 5분 만에 달콤한 케이크로 만드는 방법-.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026034

>>16025923
>>16025928
>>16025934
Get a LIFE.

>> No.16026130
File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, 신박한 비주얼! 눈이 즐거운 큐브 수박식빵_ Colorful and cute! Amazing cube watermelon bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026149

>>16024922
What's the point? Half the drink is spilled in the process.

>> No.16026175

>>16025082
do replyfags really

>> No.16026180
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>>16024997
>>16025001
>>16025006
>>16025012
>>16025018
>>16025022
>>16025023
>>16025029
>>16025039
same shit webms and jokes every thread.

>> No.16026190
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>> No.16026198
File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, Big & Bold Flavours With Inexpensive ingredients _ Gordon Ramsay.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026180
scroll to the bottom

>> No.16026199
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Day Old (Baby Chicks).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026209
File: 2.39 MB, 500x280, microwaves your food xd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026216
File: 2.81 MB, 500x280, hot chicks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026199
>duplicate webms
A webm for this was made years ago

>> No.16026223
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, SOUP in Indonesia.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026216
I made the original...

>> No.16026227

>>16026149
for the videos. you may have noticed that about 90% of everything people get together and do these days is to get videos and photos for their IG.

>> No.16026234

>>16023758
are you supposed to boil french fries before you bake them

>> No.16026237

>>16026223
No you didn't. I posted it first almost 4 years ago. Your webm focuses to much on the guy and doesn't even give a shot of the insides of the chick. At least try to put effort into FOOD and COOKING webms.

>> No.16026239

>>16025221
>retards see movie claiming that cutting with a razor makes the garlic "dissolve"
>unironically believe it and copy it
the reason they use shaving razor blades to cut ingredients in prison is because they have no knives. they can hide away razors from guards and that's all they have to slice things. the scene in goodfellas showing that they did have knives in that same kitchen is made up BS, otherwise they'd never bother using a razor.

>> No.16026243
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>> No.16026256
File: 2.86 MB, 640x358, Food on a SUB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026237
>I made the original...

>> No.16026260

>>16026239
No one says it will dissolve because he is using a razor blade you fucking retard it's how thin he cuts it holy shit.

>> No.16026268

>>16023755
ah yes, the bright orange fanta flavour caviar, way better than the black Liquorice one that the russians eat.

>> No.16026270

>>16025158
kek

>> No.16026289

>>16026260
Have you actually not seen Goodfellas, anon?
He says that the garlic liquefies in the pan. That's the fucking reference.

>> No.16026290
File: 2.90 MB, 640x354, orange chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026234
You shouldn't. If you boil the potatoes before baking they'll dry out faster and won't crisp up properly

>> No.16026305

>>16026289
How are you this stupid?

Can you not read English?

>> No.16026310

>>16025150
>The guy spamming this shit every thread is just some assblasted humourless retard.
you literally just described yourself lmao, it's clearly bait and you fell for it hook line and sinker

>> No.16026324

>>16023758
fake and gay
you never see his face and chip butty in same frame

>> No.16026353
File: 2.82 MB, 600x336, 7 UP P2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026270

>> No.16026355
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>>16026324
?

>> No.16026366

>>16023831
Are the geoducks still raw and alive?

>> No.16026415
File: 2.90 MB, 600x336, Unique Grilled Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026438

>>16025127
Do they really?

>> No.16026467

>>16026190
this infuriates me to no end

>> No.16026475

>>16026260
>>16026305
you're the biggest retard I've ever seen. slicing doesn't induce a state change. you need to go back to 3rd grade.

>> No.16026482

>>16025158
This is great lmao
>>16026353
P2 is a little gross

>> No.16026483

>>16025934
I should try making that sometime, it doesnt need the cheese

>> No.16026495
File: 2.92 MB, 500x500, Fire Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026499

>>16026475
What the fuck are you talking about? The way he cuts it effects the way it reacts with the sauce you monkey.

>> No.16026520

>>16026499
You must have half your brain missing. Cutting garlic thin does not make it "liquify", ie melt. you have a toddler's conception of physics

>> No.16026521 [DELETED] 

>>16026482
He might be a famous actor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH3C6ySggLo&t=196s

>> No.16026525

>>16023755

Wtf is it??

>> No.16026551
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, The Butterfly Effect.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026565
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, The Butterfly Effect2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026597

>>16024894
this is unironically fetish adjacent mukbang, they want her to get squirted on while biting a big cock
>>16026366
yes and yes, shit's disgusting

>> No.16026616

>>16024922
This was fun.

>> No.16026633

>>16026216
>shitty low-framerate slow-mo trash
Looks like it needed remade, faggot.

>> No.16026639

>>16026243
Weird is that some type of worm? Was expecting a beetle grub but no. Wonder if it tastes like razor clams

>> No.16026688

god imagine going to seoul and trying all the food

>> No.16026707

>>16026495
I fear the burger wizard

>> No.16026709

>>16025283
what am i watching here

>> No.16026714
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, Trifecta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026707

>> No.16026734

>>16025113
Nooooooooooo why in the fuck the burger doesnt fall apart.
that some toxic shit right there

>> No.16026776

>>16026149
Do you see the people? The expression on their face conveys delight. That is the point, autist-kun.

>> No.16026782
File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, Pagpag.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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Filipinos Beer Pong

https://youtu.be/X4HpxvL2dno?t=269

>> No.16026803

>>16025121
Is this how White women train their dogs?

>> No.16026851

>>16025934
Are Koreans able to digest dairy?

>> No.16026857
File: 2.80 MB, 1080x1080, Mutt's worst nightmare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16023755

>> No.16026861
File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, This kills the American.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026857

>> No.16026869
File: 2.53 MB, 640x360, American hate crime.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026861

>> No.16026872

>>16026551
>>16026565
these are great

>> No.16026877
File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, Worse Tragedy Than 9-11.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026869

>> No.16026883
File: 1.57 MB, 1280x720, day of mourning in America after this tragic event.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026877

>> No.16026897
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Flaming Paan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16026921
File: 872 KB, 540x800, eat and walk away.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026897

>> No.16027023
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Crazy FLAMING FIRE PAAN!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16026921

>> No.16027113

>>16025531
It's weird to me that Europeans don't have screens on their windows to keep bugs and fucking seagulls out.

>> No.16027122

>>16026180
you enjoy it eventually

>> No.16027146

How come we never see any webms of british food?
Someone post a video of uhhh... um...

Oh.

>> No.16027166
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Full English Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16027174
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Full English Breakfast Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16027178

>>16025121
Muh dick

>> No.16027180

>>16025915
Try posting a good one, maybe someone will save it.

>> No.16027184

>>16024922
>Japanese people smile and clap appropriately

If this was in America everyone would be screaming and jumping around like animals. Japan is such a refined and civilized place.

>> No.16027189

>>16027023
I wished they touched it more

>> No.16027191

>>16023758
What's wrong with that?

>> No.16027194

>>16023755
you retarded fucking piece of shit
that is a meaningless mockery of "code"

I bet you're a fucking nigger animal of some kind, a shitskin nonwhite for sure

>> No.16027214

>>16026921
Fucking how? They shove it in your mouth while it's on fire, fuck that. I'd tell him to hand it to me and I'll eat it at my own pace, fuck him.

>> No.16027226

>>16026520
Jesus fucking christ you aspie fuck- it's a figure of speech. It breaks down so much that it is effectively a liquid in how well it integrates into the sauce, it doesn't actually become one. FUCK.

>> No.16027227

>>16027146
>just has to mention brits out of nowhere
Mentally ill

>> No.16027231

>>16027184
Ni ga that's Chinese.

>> No.16027235
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Stargazy Fish Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16027237

>>16027231
Oh shit...didn't bother looking at the characters. Just thought it was Japan.

>> No.16027241

So why is this guy so obsessed with America?
Was he bombed or something?

>> No.16027244

>>16026709
i think hes selling nuggets with the epic rick and morty schezwan sauce since MD ran out of sauce pretty much the moment they opened that day

>> No.16027257

>>16027226
>It breaks down so much that it is effectively a liquid in how well it integrates into the sauce,
The movie quote says the garlic liquifies in the pan with oil. Not that it blends nicely into the sauce. Literally LIQUIFIES in the oil.
Cope harder, you lose.

>> No.16027262

>>16027257
>it's a figure of speech
eternally coping

>> No.16027271
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Cornish Fish Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16027274

>>16027262
No it isn't. You've lost

>> No.16027290

>>16024194
animal style

>> No.16027301
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>> No.16027313

>>16027271
So, when does the eel come out of their mouths?

>> No.16027314

>>16026324
he actually makes this in his home cookery series

>> No.16027329
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>>16027313
Deleted WebMs when I found out they were fake.

>> No.16027331
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>>16025010
there is no legal way for you to ever touch or even smell a real vagine

>> No.16027336
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>> No.16027350

>>16027301
Bong fag here. This is not a thing it is a meme.

>> No.16027381
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16027381

>>16027350
A no

>> No.16027435

>>16024922
>China
>nobody is biting the head off a pigeon
What is wrong with these people?

>> No.16027438
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>> No.16027466
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>> No.16027473

>>16027381
Better, more healthful food that 99% of on-the-go food outlets

>> No.16027477
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16027477

>>16027191
idk I don't see anything wrong wiff it bruv

>> No.16027506
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16027506

>>16027473

>> No.16027538

>>16026366
Its china so yes

>> No.16027549

>>16027184
Lmao what a weeb Faggot. Can't even tell the difference between Chinese and japanese

>> No.16027554

>>16025133
how did she lose her arms?

>> No.16027596

>>16025121
Damn this one is ancient. I wonder how this autistic girl looks like now.

>> No.16027600

>>16025147
Americans are quite literally incapable of going more than 2 hours without stuffing their faces. The same people who bitch and moan that movie tickets cost too much are also ecstatic at the prospect of spending $40 on shit chain restaraunt slop to devour while they gawp at a bunch of CGI explosions

>> No.16027923
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>>16024194
How much extra do I have to pay at a restaurant for this

>> No.16027975

>>16026190
Glorious nipon cone crushed over a thousand times

>> No.16028035

>>16026180
say his name

>> No.16028110
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16028110

>>16026857
> let's poor a highly flammable, burning liquid all over the table

That's a gigantic fire hazard, holy shit.

>> No.16028113
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>>16026633
>original video is very fast and pans too much on the guy eating
>chop out the guy and slow it down so everyone can look at the food
>REMAKE IT
food and cooking bitch

>> No.16028120
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16028120

>>16026256
>No you didn't.

>> No.16028125

>>16027350
Ok zoomer

>> No.16028128
File: 2.93 MB, 450x252, Japan's Most Expensive Steak - Matsusaka Wagyu Beef Teppanyaki.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16028142
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>> No.16028212

>>16026130
A M O N G U S

>> No.16028226

>>16026734
it's just a spinning burger dude
calm your tits

>> No.16028235

>>16023755
should have taken it out of the plastic containers fucking retards.

>> No.16028256

>>16027237
>characters
Those are human beings you asshole.

>> No.16028268

>>16026216
So you made a shitty webm with fucked up speed that nobody wants to watch and got mad that someone did a better job and now everyone uses theirs. Please kill yourself.

>> No.16028289

>>16024194
I suppose that hotdog was cold.

>> No.16028298

>>16024194
So that's how fishsticks are made.

>> No.16028357

>>16027438
these are great for power outages

>> No.16028367

>>16028212
kek
>>16028120
adorable

>> No.16028388

>>16028268
Stop samefagging already jesus fuck, your webm is trash. My webm has been watched and reposted before. You donky dipshit fuck should stick to posting your Jack webms.

>> No.16028396

>>16028388
I've never even seen that webm before you moron. I just compared the two in this thread and his was clearly better, though it's still not that interesting to me, but at least he didn't fuck up the speed like a retard. Again, please kill yourself.

>> No.16028399

>>16025121
Does it feel good?

>> No.16028463

>>16027184
you will never be japanese

>> No.16028473

>>16028110
Really? fires a fire hazard?

>> No.16028663

>>16028357
So is a propane tank and a grill.

>> No.16028739

>>16026198
Recipe please

>> No.16028849

>>16027226
Thank you, either that guy is trolling or he has turbo autism or something.

>> No.16029003

>>16028388
Imagine participating in a mongolian basket weaving forum and having a vicious argument about who posted the better webm

>> No.16029023

>>16026234
it's called parboiling and yeah you kind of do. I like to fry mine in a pan with a lid tightly on. it cooks them through well enough and I can grab it and shake it a few times as it's going.

>> No.16029275
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16029275

>>16028396
>>16028396
Why are you so obsessed with your shitty webm? You didn't even show case the food in it. Who wants to watch a webm seeing a white guy and speeding past all the food? idiot
of course you've never seen the webm before, you probably rarely post here and are fucking chinese

>> No.16029346

>>16025113
>american juggler

>> No.16029381

>>16026180
Hello George W

>> No.16029446

>>16025176
There are plenty of those. Chef's Table on Netflix is the first that comes to mind.

>> No.16029492

>>16026639
If I recall it correctly, it is a type of clam.

>> No.16029552

>>16027596
see for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNrH4aBVBzHK17vPB3mhWEQ

>> No.16029560
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>> No.16029566
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>>16029560
bro got some flavors on his hands and he was returning them

>> No.16029575

>>16029566
i hope his majesty is doing alright nowadays. anyone know the source of this?

>> No.16029821

>>16026234
It really helps with any oven preparation of potatoes you want to get crisp: fries, home fries, roasted nugget potatoes, etc. The water impregnates the potato and keeps the interior fluffy while the absence of the starch washed out by boiling helps the exterior get crisp. It's worth the effort

>> No.16029897

>>16028113
Your webm is shit, you have autism, and you sound like a redditor butthurt that people aren't using your webm.

>> No.16029899

>>16029275
Because it makes you mad.

>> No.16029909

>>16025127
hilarious I used to drink with that guy and do coke in a bathroom with him; he has a banging girlfriend

>> No.16029934

>>16025172
good thing amc's dead

>> No.16030027
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16030027

>>16028113

>> No.16030075

>>16026851
generally not but cheese isnt that bad if you have lactose intolerance especially in small amounts
and they probably just sell lactose free cheese in asia in every store

>> No.16030086

>>16026243
why are brown people like this?

>> No.16030104

>>16025172
has anyone been to cinema where they served you food like this? i'm not one of those people that can't stand hearing people eat but just the thought of trying to watch a movie with a packed theater full of people eating actual meals disturbs me.

>> No.16030117

>>16030027
Wow a less slow copy and paste of my webm. You must be proud that you couldn't have done this in the first place because you're too fucking stupid. Lmao dumb chink.

>> No.16030170

>>16025172
>table service
>you have to order from some stupid touchscreen kiosk
I'm getting mixed messages here.

Also learn from my mistake: don't order chicken somewhere where the lighting is too poor to see whether it's cooked.

>> No.16030557

>>16023807
these people should not be allowed near cookware or electrical sockets.

>> No.16030559

>>16023831
WHy would you eat it without removing its membrane first??

Ffs, some people will do anything for views.

>> No.16030566

>>16030170
Really? Dumb NT panics when food comes to his table without a joyless conversation to make it happen? How the hell are you retards the dominant human braintype?

>> No.16030572

>>16025292
I mean, she uses chopsticks better with her feet than most westerners do with their hands, WITH practice.

>> No.16030574

>>16023831
i've seen her eat that thing so many times now
im just still not sure why she pours fucking hot sesame oil all over it, that has got to be the worst combo of tastes imaginable;
>plain overpowering hot sesame oil
>a fucking sea creature still alive
imagine the combo

>> No.16030579

>>16025314
what even is going on here, and why did you choose to post this here?

>> No.16030587

>>16027381
>3 quid for a can of beanz and an egg or a dreadful handful of pork
lmao gtfoh

>> No.16030609

>>16023831

AHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA FUCKING GEODUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.16030612

>>16030579
He's a weird race being stupid, newfag

>> No.16030879
File: 2.80 MB, 640x320, $1 WAGYU STEAK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16030921

>>16025006
>They left the stick in
why

>> No.16030945

>>16030921
No they don't. The cross section shot clearly shows two new sticks having been inserted in the halves and the centre stick removed.

>> No.16030958

>>16030075
>just sell lactose free cheese in asia in every store
Damn I didn't even consider this possibility when it's the most likely scenario. I just assumed dairy didn't fit into their diets.

>> No.16030994

>>16029566
Interesting Webm, but how does he get out of there?

>> No.16031079 [DELETED] 

>>16030958
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparabara
http://www.cais-soas.com/CAIS/History/hakhamaneshian/AchaemenidMilitaryEquip.htm
https://www.worldhistory.org/Persian_Warfare/
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/ancient-history/13-facts-persian-army-m.html
http://persianempire.info/MILITARY.htm
https://iranicaonline.org/articles/shield-eastern-iran
also just think for 5 fucking seconds
every historically accurate depiction and every archeological find of any widely used shield in the whole world shows that they were not made from metal

>> No.16031110

>>16024997
>>16025001
do germans really?

>> No.16031149

>>16024276
Not American and neither are those vids

>> No.16031186
File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, One Day Old (Baby Chicks).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16031186

>>16030117

>> No.16031201

>>16027473
I don't care if i'm a stereotype. There's absolutely nothing wrong with based beans and i'd happily see vendors on every street.

>> No.16031345

>>16027381
>>16030587
they've been doing some variation of hot beans + stuff in a pot in London for years now

>> No.16031503
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16031503

>>16027329
When you found out?
Did you think even for a second that it was real?

>> No.16031523
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16031523

>>16027381
LMAO
I thought they were giving them away for free as samples
Three fucking quid for some warm beans with shredded cheese product

>> No.16031583
File: 2.92 MB, 600x360, Rent Free.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16031583

>>16031503
Um...yes?

>> No.16031601

>>16025150
Anon, the point is to get people like you riled up. Anyone with a brain can tell based on a few details in the video, if not German, that she at least isn't American. Yet someone always falls for it. Happens every time, and it doesn't get any less funny.

Pls go kill yourself.

>> No.16032251

>>16027237
eh, i thought this was canada.

>> No.16032282

>>16025001
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THIS STUPID FUCKING WEBM I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!

>> No.16032628

>>16026709
yea the bottom says he was selling the sczechaun sauce dipped nuggets $10 a piece.

>> No.16032689

>>16025133
>>16025286
>>16025292
they've got no arms to hug you with

>> No.16032718
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16032718

>>16024194
>americans think its okay to do this to your food because you dont tip

>> No.16032728
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16032728

>>16032689
Coking for YOU is a emotional HUG.

>> No.16032769

>>16023758
Fuck you, I'm not eating a French Fry Sandwich or a fried stick of butter.

>> No.16032780
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16032780

>>16023765
Why tho?

>> No.16032790

>>16027381
imagine the smell

>> No.16032805

>>16030994
You can't until you've sold all the eggs

>> No.16032825

>>16023807
Autism ?


>>16024194
Was getting caught part of her plan? What's this bitches end game?

>> No.16032831

>>16025001
holy shit after like ten years i finally found part 2

>> No.16032875

>>16025915
>>16025923
>>16025928
>>16025934
COOKED & BASED
O
O
K
E
D
&
B
A
S
E
D

>> No.16032923

>>16030104
Ive done it. Most ppl dont eat anyhow...least where im at. You order at your seat and they drop it off silently..pretty cash actually

>> No.16032949

>>16027023

Goddamn how stupid are indians?

>> No.16033007

>>16023765
She trying to get a bf?

>> No.16033022

>>16025187
"I asked for a long black, not a short white"

>> No.16033092
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16033092

>>16024910
>just slaps it on the table

>> No.16033121

>>16029552
>My trauma pt 1 and 2
>Ctrl + W

>> No.16033139

>>16030572
Considering she's literally using tweezers and not chopsticks I think that's probably why, you blind retard

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>>16026216
>>16026237
>>16028120
>>16030117

>> No.16033233
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>>16026216
>>16026237
>>16026256
>>16028120
>>16030117

>>16031186
And then.

>> No.16033274

>>16025141
It was your dog, wasn't it, anon?

>> No.16033279

>>16025292
>>16025133
very cute feet

>> No.16033293

>>16023831
China is the shittiest country in the history of mankind.

>> No.16033350

>>16033233
Of course it's belgium
fucking hell

>> No.16033386

>>16033233
I wish they would stop pushing the environment angle just to appeal to girls. Eating bugs is cool and fun for boys without thinking about that stupid shit.

>> No.16033403
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>> No.16033412
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>> No.16033431

>>16033293
Trump voter says what?

>> No.16033443

>>16025158
incredibly kino

>> No.16033529

>>16023831
>look up if this is normal
>even in China it isn't
>the people that do this are just disgusting assholes
Good to know. Even cooked though it doesn't sound super appetizing.

>> No.16033728

>>16025167
cruise is a huge weirdo but you can tell he is a truly very intelligent, talented person. very unusual for a big celeb

>> No.16033744

>>16026198
that looks fucking delicious

>> No.16033757

>>16033403
>make scones
>fry them in pan so they stay dense
Fucking Scotland

>> No.16033782

>>16025554
you're straight up ignorant...

a good portion of america eats crawfish

>> No.16033795

>>16025415
probably advertising the cut-proof gloves

>> No.16034022

>>16033412
ga

>> No.16034101

>>16027214
fire dies if the oxygen runs out. Chewing it would also help turn the flame out.

>> No.16034112

>>16023755
Didnt we just have this thread 2 days in a row? wtf

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16034119

>>16031523
ah fuck this is how my ex gf reacted when she tasted my radioactive jizz

>> No.16034230

>>16031523
Lol how hot was it? Japanese can't handle spice.

>> No.16034630

>>16030994
Several years ago, a proud kingdom stood around his food stand, where lofty emperors stooped from their daises to eat their morning meal. In return, they gave him some share of their elixir of immortality, making him like an immortal among men. However, the only condition was that he would swear on his life to remain there, cooking forever. The ages went on- kings rose and kings fell. The emperors with whom he had struck the deal were killed in battle, and he quickly grew alone.

Wild animals bred in the city's ruins, and vines and shrubs grew amidst the rubble. Eventually, city planners came to begin building their modern city; they found him there, still cooking up his egg and bread special. Rather than excavating him from his spot, they decided to build the city around him, leaving him as the cornerstone of the city- its father and founder.

In short- no, he does not get out. He has no way out.

>> No.16034847

>>16026883
i hate that fat whore laughs in the background, i hate all women desu

>> No.16034861

>>16027336
this looks kino af

>> No.16034879

>>16023765

Based keto chad

>> No.16034949

>>16028399
"No"

>> No.16035004
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16035004

>>16032689
no arms to prevent me from hugging them

>> No.16035030

>>16034861
because it is

>> No.16035108

>>16027174
God, the ketchup made me physically recoil. Do bongs fucking really?!

>> No.16035218

>>16035004
delightfully devilish

>> No.16035228

>>16027184
>enjoyment

>enjoyment, Japan

>> No.16035988

>>16033529
As I was reading your run down that it wasn't normal I had the same thought "good to know".

I'm glad this isn't actually normal.
It's a bit of a relief.

>> No.16036032

>>16025137
>>16025145
Innocent humour is always refreshing.

>> No.16036040

>>16025172
This is one of the reasons why streaming films at home while they're in theatres will become a big thing.

You can do whateveer you want.
Pause whenever you want.
Prepare and eat any kind of food that you want to.

If it's a kids film, you can pause whenever and let them do what they need to is they nned a break.

>> No.16036138

>>16036040
there's a huge difference between a cinema experience and watching the movie at home, especially if you take breaks.

>> No.16036148

>>16028739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf8iG-cCM7Y