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would u eat this

>> No.16023248

>>16023241
if it was good yes but I'm not optimistic

>> No.16023340

>>16023241
no, you don't eat Freddy Kruger? why the fuck would i eat this

>> No.16023342

>>16023241
No. Hearing China found a cheap way to eat Pokemon is terrifying. If Japan, America, or any other country found an expensive or even affordable way to do it that's fine but knowing China it's probably poisonous and they've put a small amount of heroin in it to insure I come back.

>> No.16023346

>>16023241
god I want to kill every god damn gook for doing this shit

>> No.16023348

No, I'm white.

>> No.16023447

>>16023241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54m4SDJiL6U
Looks pretty good

>> No.16023462
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>>16023241
Um...
>real life pokemon kabuto
"No" do genwunners fucking really?

>> No.16023464
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$35

>> No.16023468

>>16023447
why does the camera man go so soy over all of this shit

>> No.16023642

>>16023241
no, I can afford real meat

>> No.16023649

>>16023241
I've eaten horseshoe crab in Thailand which is probably fairly similar
it was fucking disgusting

>> No.16023670

>>16023241
they don't really have any good meat at all.

>> No.16023880

>>16023447
all that work just to blend it in with some rice. wasted

>> No.16023929

>>16023447
that doesn't seem like very much meat...

>> No.16024355

>>16023241
i'd like to grill it to death and then throw it in the trash

>> No.16024483

Looks too cool to eat

>> No.16024512

>>16023462
this
kabutos shell is like a one piece, not a layered shell

>> No.16024523
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>>16023241
>eating a giant tick
No thank you

>> No.16024597

>>16023447
>>16023241
that roe looks good as fuck I'd eat that any day

>> No.16024600

>>16023241
Are these things just big rolypolys?

>> No.16024607

>>16023447
Camera guy has the same energy as porn camera guys

Anyway yeah I'd eat the dish because hiro can make most shit good, but damn that "meat" looks fucking gross coming out of the thing. It's a big pile of pale soggy boogers

>> No.16024625

>>16023346
what about every Floridan? they eat the fuck outta these

>> No.16024702

Yeah I'd probably try it why not

>> No.16024804

>>16023241
I bet it would make a great chitin salad.

>> No.16024828

>>16023241
Looks like eating a giant cockroach. No meat, only exoskeleton and the literal shit it feeds on.

>> No.16024837

>>16023241
If it's edible yeah, I bet it's great. I'm not expecting sweet beautiful meat like snow crab, as long as it tastes like the ocean im in 100%. That said its obvious they're just looking for something new to eat to extinction

>> No.16024865

>>16023241

I guess its about the same as a lobster or similar seabugs. I dunno, man. Its pretty disgusting shit man.

>> No.16024927

>>16024828

thats what it is, right? It IS a giant cockroach..

>> No.16024934

>>16023241
I don't think eating shit like this or horseshoe crab is going to taste any good.

>> No.16024940

>>16023447
>>16023241
If it tastes like crab or lobster, sure why not? Unfortunately looks like it is a very small amount of "meat" that comes from it, so it's probably expensive, and I doubt it even tastes as good as crab or lobster. Didn't watch the video though so no clue what they say about it.

>> No.16025004

>>16023241
Nuh uh

>> No.16025120

yes, but I'm korean

>> No.16025423

>>16023447
>oh yeah that's good hiro

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>>16023241
Only if it's on the endangered species list

>> No.16025512
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>>16023241
Isopods are bros, not food.

>> No.16025516

You WILL eat the 'pod

>> No.16025590

>>16023241
Does it have actual meat or is it mostly just organs?

>> No.16025599

who am I kidding
>chinks are eating it
it's probably entirely organs and they probably eat the shell too

>> No.16025611

>>16025432
oh shit its chi long qua

>> No.16025623

>>16023241
make a nice bisque but thats it

>> No.16025742

>>16023241
no it's too cute

>> No.16025745

>>16025590
it's just yellow goo

>> No.16025763

>>16025512
yeah this, i like them, they look like trilobites

>> No.16025793

Wouldnt eat it, but i might try to fuck it

>> No.16025801

without the shitty rice peasant food, yes

>> No.16025813

>>16023241
ew that's so nasty and i know that doesn't even have any edible meats

it's that creepshit u know when some idiot thinks every woman with their shit together is their mom....

>> No.16025817

>>16025793
based and agreeable

>> No.16025832
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>>16023241
NO!

>> No.16025842
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>> No.16025861
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>WOULD YOU EAT THIS?
Nah but...
Would watch my wife's black boyfriend stick it in her geriatric pussy

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>>16023241
NO

>> No.16025948

>>16023462
sovlless

>> No.16025989
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16025989

Most people on this board would eat human before they ate isopod

>> No.16026104

>>16023447
yeah that roe looks good

>> No.16026125
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>>16025948
Kabuto is more of a horseshoe crab anyway

>> No.16026485

>>16025989
Sorry didn't realise I was on /an/. I am convinced that it's the other way round. These bugs look delicious.

>> No.16026584

had to unsub from that channel, the way the camera guy talks to the "master chef" gives off some weird gay daddy vibes

>> No.16026988

They really are what they eat

>> No.16027181

>>16023241
yes I would, it's not too different from a shrimp

>> No.16027332

>>16023241
It probably just tastes like shrimp, not bad but why would I cook one when I could throw it in a jar of alcohol and put it on my desk?

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>>16023241
omg these are soooo creepy...

>> No.16027579

>>16023241
Fuck yes it's like that scene in emperor's new groove where pacha snaps it open and it steams

>> No.16027598

What a bunch of sissy bitches in this thread.

>> No.16027984
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>> No.16028002

>>16023241
yes

>> No.16028033

>lightly bonk on head
>freeze alive
>chop it's limbs off while alive
>slice it in half while alive
are gooks human?

>> No.16028064

>>16023241
Well, I like lobsters and they're pretty must just oversized insects too. I'd try it.

>> No.16028231

>>16025861
I have jacked off to her a few times

>> No.16028315

>>16028033
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.16028351

>>16023462
That's a horseshoe crab not an isopod

>> No.16028369

Hell yeah

https://youtu.be/f3PTNODzDQ4

>> No.16028395

>>16023241
Isopods are cute lil bros, and I don't want to hurt them.

>> No.16028404

>>16024828
It eats dead whales and other stuff on the seafloor.

>> No.16028537

>>16023649
>>16026125

Please don't eat these, the blood is way too important to human civilization (look up the price and what it's used for if you don't believe me)

>> No.16028843
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16028843

>>16028231
Ikr nigger
Nice to know im not a weirdo
Thakin aboue sea bugs, not whatever that thing ising pic
Did you really st that?
G9d help you

>> No.16028852

Im gonna pretend i didnt post that... ok

>> No.16028855

>>16028843
is tht a trans lol i seen tht shit at the shelters they fucking are so detached from reality it's not even funny

>> No.16028919

>>16028369
Exactly what I thought of, but a hell no for that exact reason

>> No.16029088

>>16023241
>would u eat this
Post video and we will decide.

>> No.16029253

>>16023241
Looks like a cockroach

>> No.16029531
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>>16028231
You got mad squabbles kid

>> No.16031025

>>16023241
>real life Pokemon
Japan went too far

>> No.16031235

>>16023241
no I don't like turks

>> No.16031321

Always wanted to smash one of those with a sledge hammer

>> No.16031728

>>16024625
i assure you, as a floridian, we don't

>> No.16031760

An hiro

>> No.16031794

>>16031321
:(

>> No.16031832

>>16031321
Based
I used to smash shellfish and barnacles with rocks when i was a kid

>> No.16031918

>>16029253
my theory is that like cockroaches they are alien species...

>> No.16033131

>>16031918
Bro that was the plot of an X-Files episode.
https://youtu.be/WbbXjVrvYc0

>> No.16033135

>>16023241
No they smell like shit.

>> No.16033190

>>16031235
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.16033205

>>16033190
Ok chud

>> No.16033238
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>>16033205
keep crying dude keep crying.. ur tears will feed a nation lmao

>> No.16033384

>>16023241
this channel is sadist tier. the clickbait live animal murder. and it's boring asian cuisine from an npc asian chef
I've watched a few of them

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>>16031235

>> No.16033727
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>>16031235
based

>> No.16034097

>>16023241
that video was the most disgusting thing ive ever seen. i couldnt even finish it. people who made that blatant bug propaganda should be put to death. i will never eat the bugs

>> No.16034156

>>16028033
>>16028315
>mass force sterilize cows
>only keep the babies with the mom just long enough for them to be weaned off and immediately rip them away and tiddypump them forever
>once they become sterile ship them off to be slaughtered for mincemeat

>lock chickens in cages where they never see sun
>pump them full of hormones until they literally die from being unable to walk to get feed
are amerimutts human

>> No.16034164

>>16034156
Sorry, inseminate and not sterilize for that first sentence

>> No.16036075

ew

>> No.16036108
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Today I decided to eat my cat.

>> No.16036110

How is this any different from eating crawfish or slipper lobster?

>> No.16036129

>>16028855
That's taylor swift you dumb motherfucker.

>> No.16036133

>>16036129
So?
Post a photo of her vagina or admit defeat.

>> No.16036140

>>16028351
based retard
Kabuto is LITERALLY derived from the japanese word for horseshoe crab
Wimpod and Golisopod are also LITERALLY isopods

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16036371

i like hiro

>> No.16036417
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16036417

Looks tasty

>> No.16036423

>>16024600
Yes, they are literally big pillbugs.

>> No.16037217

>>16023241
F

>> No.16037308

>>16025745
So is umi/sea urchin but that shits delicious

>> No.16037745
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16037745

>>16023447
>don't eat small bugs
>eat a giant bug instead

>> No.16037882

>>16023241
Gooks don’t even have the decency to kill the animal before they eat it, nothing but a race of mindless drones

>> No.16037965

>>16025512
>>16025763
These.

>> No.16037971

the cameraman is definitely fucking the jap chef

>> No.16037976

>>16033727
Cringe

>> No.16037993

>>16023447
>>16023241
I'm not eating goddamn seabugs.
Lobsters, shrimp, isopods, etc. Fuck them all.

>> No.16038008

>>16023241
There are bugs that can actually taste good, grilled grasshoppers with some lime being a good example. Your pic is not one of those bugs.

>> No.16038037

>>16023241
Why is this gross but lobster is a luxury
They both weird looking insects from the ocean

>> No.16038303

>>16036417
LETS GOOOO THIS AND KION KING RELEASED TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT FOR BEING LIBSHIT EAT THE BUG PROPAGANDA. LESGOO WE BUGGEES WINNAGAIN

>> No.16038314
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>>16023241
pls use my image

>> No.16038317

Ew stinky

>> No.16038408

>>16037976
Ok chud

>> No.16038504

>>16023241
i hate that guy, he will eat literally anything. i couldnt watch him after he sliced a cool looking frog in half, made me so sad :(

>> No.16038700

Depends. Does it taste like shrimp or does it taste like bugs?

>> No.16038941

>>16023241
Crabs and lobsters basically look just like this and they're good, so why the fuck not

>> No.16038953

>>16023241
No i want it as a pet

>> No.16040123

>>16036133
hahahahahahahah i like you anon

>> No.16040179 [DELETED] 

The fucking Chinese dumped all our lobsters, and now they want you to eat this? In fried rice?
Fuck gooks

>> No.16040611

>>16038700
What's the difference?

>> No.16041161

>>16038303
Bugs aren't bad, i just don't want them to become part of my weekly routine.

>> No.16041435

>>16040611
Shrimp and lobster don't have the gross slimy texture of land bugs and they actually taste pleasant.

>> No.16041449

>>16023447
That meat is so shitty you have to disguise it in dishes like fried rice. Hard pass.

>> No.16041505

>>16028369
>>16036417
Why the fuck were they eating pillbugs in this movie? Who decided that?

>> No.16041578

i swear on my soul before god and man, i will become a serial killer cannibal before i eat bugs. i will kill you. i'll stalk you, kidnap you, butcher you, and BBQ you, saute you, grind you into sausage, and grill you.

>> No.16041880
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>>16023241
Im adventurous and will try most things but that looks so gross like eating a big fucking bug. Heard it taste bad as well so id prolly squidward it if it was offered just to say i tried it

>> No.16041928

>>16028537
Oh shit i looked it up and they are. Kinda fucked up how we have farms of them tied up with blood draining needles poked up there ass

>> No.16041978

>>16023241
As long as it tastes good, I don't really care what it looks like.

>> No.16041982

>>16023241
No.

I am a human, not an animal.

>> No.16042044
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>>16023464
The perfect organism.
I can't lie about your chances. But you have my sympathies.

>> No.16042954

>>16023447
AQ40 lookin ass mf

>> No.16043001

>>16023241
No he is friend

>> No.16043042

>>16031728
actual floridian here, get the fuck out transplant

>> No.16043072
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mmm... horseshoe crab

>> No.16043956

>>16043072
What the actual fuck am I looking at?

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>>16023241
does it taste like crab maybe?

>> No.16044240

>>16043956
its how popcorn kernels are harvested

>> No.16044296

>>16041928
My one hope before I die is to see this species die off. We don't deserve neurocognition.