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Foods your parents gave you as a child because they didn't give a fuck about you

>> No.16017970
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>> No.16017979

Lunchables. #1 indicator your parent did not care about you.

>> No.16018004
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Frozen dinners. We got Banquet a lot because it was usually the cheapest.

>> No.16018017

Hot dogs

>> No.16018033

Plain-ass buttered pasta or rice. Yes we were poor. Not gonna lie though I still eat that sometimes even though I don't have to.

>> No.16018040

diet pills and tranquilizers via placenta and breast milk

>> No.16018117

>>16018033
I used to have plain buttered pasta as a kid too
we weren't poor, I just don't think they knew better

>> No.16018528

>>16017963
Not me, but a friend of mine. Jam sandwiches. Couldn't even be bothered to slather some peanut butter on it.

>> No.16018542

>>16017963
I'm a grown ass man and I still buy these things for myself.

I could also swear that they made these things waaay fucking smaller over the years. The size they give you now is like the size of one half of the old brownies.

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>> No.16018555
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This lazy hoe too dumb to even make a balogna cheese for a nigga! Think you can just whip yo titty out and call it good? You need to think again trick ass! Go get me a snackpack on BD fonem! Ain't no damn titty restaurants so how you calling this shit a meal wit yo saggy ass?

>> No.16018561

>>16018555
The ultimate not giving a fuck about your child is not letting them breast feed.

>> No.16018575

burnt pancakes
mom was a nurotic degenerate from eastern europe who fed us what she ate (nothing, never saw that whore eat once) and if we asked for something else, she'd say 'you don't need those other things' and after a lot of fussing serve us something half assed and inedible
once she beat my brother for bringing a capri sun home from school

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>>16018561
FACT: Babies can eat steak the moment they pop out the womb.

The whole "can't eat solid foods" thing is just a psyop by Big Tiddy™ to keep us down.

>> No.16018593

>>16018575
Hope you overcame your beginnings, anon. It's not your fault.

>> No.16019333

>>16018004
>frozen dinners
>cheapest
>when they're $8 each
>x4 for a typical family
>spending $32 to re-heat frozen meat & potatoes
>that you could cook for 4 people for under $5 anyway in the exact same amount of time
man your mom must have been a massive lazy cunt holy shit

>> No.16019338

>>16018033
best friend of mine ate buttered pasta or mayo rice as his only 2 meals for literally 10 years all thru highschool, University and after.
eventually it made him into a celiac as the constant overexposure to gluten literally started killing him from it.

>> No.16019344

>>16018033
"Hot buttered bows" and wagon wheels were one of my favorites. Salt was a new thing to me and I liked it.

But in general, it's insane to think of the garbage I was fed as a child. I think a lot of it was out of ignorance and not a lack of love. It does make me think that diet isn't as important as it's cracked up to be, because I ate terribly but am still fit and successful, beyond my posting on this Siamese cat fighting forum at 7AM (though, I am defecating).

>> No.16019750

>>16017979
Bit of an opposite for me, my parents would get me lunchables once a month as a treat of sorts.

>> No.16019781

>>16019333
are you canadian? more like $1

>> No.16019788

>>16018551
the hot pudding was always so good. maybe ill pick one up. thanks for reminding me of these anon

>> No.16019835

>>16018004
Fuck dude. My mom bought these a lot when I was a child.

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>>16019333
>$8
u wot m8

>> No.16020025

It's not that your parents didn't care, it's that they were stupid and came from a different generation. People of your parents generation could, and did, eat mostly milkshakes and cakes and yet they still grew into robust individuals, the fact that you cannot survive on this diet isn't really something they can comprehend.

>> No.16020040

>>16020025
Yeah man, fuck grownups and gym teachers and step dads.
They only keep me down because they know I’m exponentially smarter than them.

>> No.16020343

>>16020040
you have to be 18 to use this site, kiddo

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My mother used to give me this slop for dinner. Just plain white pasta with this sauce mixed in. Sometimes she'd tear up some ham and throw that in.

What's worse is that we aren't even poor. She could've easily given me something more nutritional that just pure carbohydrates. No wonder I'm such a fuckup.

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>>16017963
My diet during childhood was pic related and McDonald's.

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>>16017963
My parents paid close attention to what I ate. It's my grandparents who didn't give a fuck. I decided I wanted to eat sugary cereal, so they'd buy a whole bag for me to eat. In a single day.

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I swear we had frozen fish with mash and beans for about 3 months straight

>> No.16022720

>>16019970
what the fuck how can this be so cheap

>> No.16022727

>>16022692
sounds great

>> No.16022744

>>16022692
Gortons are based fuck off yurobong

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>> No.16022769

>>16019344
i hope your poop went well, anon

>> No.16022773

>>16022720
Because it's literal fucking garbage. My divorced dad used to eat it all the time.

>> No.16022776

>>16022758
michellinas were like $6 for $6 and the bagel bites were one box for $1, the chicken nuggets were like $7 for that box and would last 1 week.

My mom never cooked proper healthy meals, always carbs and veggies like pasta or rice, never any meat.

>> No.16022791

Thinking about it, I cannot remember of any pre-processed food I have eaten as a child. Even when we had fries they were home made.
But later when I was teen we had store bought fish fingers from time to time.

>> No.16022971

>>16021182
i still eat these. good taste

>> No.16023029

>>16017963
i still like those for some reason. and i don't even really like sweets in general

>> No.16023115

>>16017963
>>16018542
I'd get a pack of these and a half gallon of chocolate milk and abuse a high metabolism numerous times in high school.

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>>16022769
It went great, thank you.

>> No.16023170

>>16022692
Never trust the Gortons fisherman, I've been told.

>> No.16023205

>>16018033
had that but we were upper middle class, my parents just sucked and were too lazy to get food, and wanted to save money like we were poor.

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>> No.16023802

>>16018004
I lived off of these for years as a child. Pretty shitty to think about.

>> No.16024246

>>16019970
we dont have banquet brand in Australia, but here you'll never find a frozen dinner cheaper than $8 or $9 unless they're about to expire and go on sale.

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>>16017963
It was tough in the middle to lower upper middle class...

>> No.16024287

>>16023162
Yo thats sick my guy!

>> No.16024288

>mommy didn't make me 3 course meals every night because she doesn't give a fuck about me!!!
holy zooming entitlement. you realize that parents have to prepare 3 meals a day for each kid every day for like 20 years straight? heaven forbid they phone it in every now and then. it's not like they have an entire life and existence outside of taking care of an ungrateful whiner

>> No.16024308

I can't believe white people can be poor as fuck.

>> No.16024327

My mom is not a great cook, but like many mothers, she has about 5 go-to dishes that she does well enough. And she always made sure we ate vegetables growing up. Unfortunately, my parents also let me eat as much “food” as I wanted from the pantry and fridge. I was putting away sleeves of Oreos at a dangerously young age.

>> No.16024337 [DELETED] 

>>16024288
nice cope you fucking nigger
your children will put you in a home to be beaten by immigrants if they don't just let you starve to death in your old age

>> No.16024391

>>16024288
Shut the fuck up normie bootlicker. Stop worshiping parents like a fucking zealot.

>> No.16024467

>>16018542
>I could also swear that they made these things waaay fucking smaller over the years. The size they give you now is like the size of one half of the old brownies.

Or maybe... Just maybe! You grew to more then twice your size, since you are a grown ads man and not a kid anymore, this the brownies seams smaller

>> No.16024477

>>16017963
Lucky charms I guess? My mom would always cook nice dinners for us.. but in the morning we were on our own to scavenge.

>> No.16024487

>>16019970
This is me but with Michelina's mac'n'cheese or the enchilada tv dinners.

>> No.16024516

>>16024246
That's because your dollerydoos are worthless

>> No.16024518

>>16024391
>normie
Only normalfags use that term.

>> No.16024667

>>16024288
If you can't afford to feed your kids, you can't afford to have kids.
Kindly remove yourself from the genepool.

>> No.16024710

>>16018033
My friend and I both found out we .make the same "dish" every so often. Buttered noodles with grated Parmesan cheese 9n it. We call it Bachelor's Delight. It is really cheap and easy. Sometimes I'll make my fancy version where zi make shrimp scampi that has extra sauce then toss that with pasta suited red peppers mushrooms and maybe add some choped Italian parsley.

>> No.16024714

>>16018542
Are they even baked? Or are they just molded batter?

>> No.16024716

>>16017963
i still love them

>> No.16024717

>>16020927
Wow that is funny given how easy it is to make carbonara.

>> No.16024723

>>16021165
Frozen pizzas are great. I use them for extra veggies, cheese, and left over meats and stuff.

>> No.16024739

>>16017963
Fun fact; these used to be called “Casino Cakes” in the 90s because the brightly colored sugar dots resembled the neon signage of the Vegas strip but mothers groups complained that it was encouraging gambling in children so the name was changed to “Cosmic Cakes”.

>> No.16024788

>>16018575
I beleive

>> No.16024808

>>16024739
they were never called casino cakes and they are called cosmic brownies.

>> No.16024819

>>16024808
Fuck. I meant Cosmic Brownies. But they absolutely were called Casino Cakes, zoomer.

>> No.16024856

>>16019970
what is what people mean when they say there is a systemic enabling of obesity

>> No.16025081

>>16024287
/an/ is my home board and has best webms.
Head over and check it out, just be nice and don't post a lot. The slowness keeps it comfy.
Also be sure to piss off the catfags.

>> No.16025118

>>16024288
Man go away, we're not here to insult your parents you baby

>> No.16025371

>>16024246
Great. Thanks for sharing. Now go back to being a smoothebrain nuisance to the rest of the world.

>> No.16025494

>>16024246
Fucking Australian poof, can't go a fucking post without trying to compare your shit country to actual countries. We know your dollary-doos are shit stop bringing it up every fucking thread.

>> No.16025636

>>16024723
Like what, stack thin pieces of them on top? Do they cook fast enough?

>> No.16025784

Hotpockets. Ate 2 each meal from 9-14. Occasionally while shopping i could get lunch meat but almost exclusively this at home.

>> No.16025970

My parents let me eat sugar with a spoon straight out of the jar

>> No.16026122

>>16025784
this

>> No.16026927

>>16017963
Cereals that were basically sugar.

>> No.16026943

>>16018551
>real meals is a brand used to trick you into thinking it qualifies as a real me

>> No.16026951

>>16022692
>Gorton
What the fuck, am I getting Mandala'd?

>> No.16026962

I can't imagine all the things you could feed your kid in the morning, and you give them sugary cereal

Then they wonder why they are addicted to sugar and have awful skin
L

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>>16026962
That's the reason they have to say...
"part of this nutritious breakfast".
And then they show a bunch of other stuff that you probably should be eating instead.

>> No.16027126

>>16023162
What are those things?

>> No.16027401

>>16024714
Molded batter most likely. Been a while since I’ve had one though.

>> No.16027412

>>16018004
Used to get Banquet fried chicken from the food pantry every now and then. I have fond memories of enjoying it with my mother. When I'm lonely I go to the local gas station and pick up a box. Don't grow old anons.

>> No.16027420

>>16018551
No no no it can't be. I actively sought these out when we would go shopping. They were a treat.

>> No.16027430

>>16018587
Sause plz

>> No.16027456

>>16017963
Occasionally fast food because me and my siblings would cry for the stupid fucking toy, but for the most part my parents tried their best.

>> No.16027835

>>16027412
>Don't grow old anons.
Im terrified of growing old

>> No.16027869

>>16024288
larp

>> No.16028095

>>16027835
Turned 28 in March. My mom is 68 and my dad is 72. Life sucks.

>> No.16028172

>>16024467
Do you think "shrinkflation" is not a thing? It's provable you fucking schizo

>> No.16029726

>>16027126
bushbaby

>> No.16029737

>>16017963
>>16023115
I don't let myself buy these anymore because anytime I do I finish the box in one sitting and then shit black tar the next mornign.

>> No.16029758

>>16017963

>pop tarts
>eggo waffles
>waffle crisp
>with sugary corn syrup
for public school mornings

ate a lot of meat and drank milk/orange juice though. so balances out I guess

>> No.16029764

>>16024467
Oh fuck right off, Little Debbie.