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If you had to be a food, what food would you be?

>> No.16016836

barbecue sauce sandwich

>> No.16016848

If I were a food, I would eat myself, and be dead.

>> No.16016850

that's a man

>> No.16016867
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16016867

>>16016850
You can't choose to become a man.
You have to become a food.

>> No.16016968

>>16016867
but does it have an inney or an outey

>> No.16017009

I would be a comfy home-cooked pot roast dinner with baby gold mash and carrots & onions & yeast rolls.

>> No.16017013

>>16016968
Women have outeys too

>> No.16017044

>>16017013
Usually during pregnancy umbillicus abscesses are common. Also roast beef or Reuben sandwich

>> No.16017053
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>>16016968
idk if you can tell here

>> No.16017066

>>16017044
always Rueben. there isn't a universe I've encountered yet where I wouldn't pick my boy Rueben

>> No.16017094

>>16017066
Roast beef with pepper jack, caramelized onions, mushrooms, with stone ground musturd?

>> No.16017125

>>16016825
who is this semen demon

>> No.16017133

>>16017125
/r9k/ whore named ciara
she's dead

>> No.16017178

>>16017133
Another tranny a.r.t

>> No.16017187

>>16016968
a meth addled hobo had his dick in her throat if that answers your question

>> No.16017246

>>16016825
i'd be a red grape so that i'd hopefully get turned into wine and live in a nice little world of wine with people just like me forever and ever. i just gotta watch out for black ladies and supermarkets though.

>> No.16017263

>>16016825
Cottage cheese

>> No.16017269

Can exlax count as a food in this instance? If so, mark me down as that.

>> No.16017273
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>>16017269
Yeah man, you do you.

>> No.16017272

>>16016850
How do gender reveal parties work if the baby hasn't even announced it's gender yet?

>> No.16017313

>>16017272
they take the outside 99.99995% odds

>> No.16017328

>>16016825
a jar of maraschino cherries.

>> No.16017331
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>>16017328
That's more of a collection of foods.
You can be one cherry in the jar.

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16017843

I'd be a grain of rice

>> No.16017851

>>16016825
Meatball sub

>> No.16017853

>>16016867
So we have to draw a line here. Man can be food if you're an animal or really fucked up individual. So its technically fair game. Is man considered food or not?

>> No.16017857

>>16017853
Then you're not becoming anything, retard.
You're already human.
"Human" isn't a "food" as we know it the same as cow isn't.
A hamburger would be.
Or a hamburger patty.
A ribeye.

>> No.16017864

>>16017857
How do you know I'm not a cow or bison you low IQ faggot?

>> No.16017878
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>>16017864
By being specific as opposed to vague you pseduo intellectual

>> No.16017894

>>16017878
Wrong! I'm actually a chicken. Watch... *bawk* *bawk*. Now how do feel you salty bitch?

>> No.16017901

>>16016825

Technically humans are food to other predators, so...human?

>> No.16017910

>>16017901
That's not even true.
That would imply you're a staple of their diet, and humans aren't regularly eaten by anything.
I can swallow a spoonful of dirt but that doesn't make it a food.

>> No.16017916

>>16017910
gorillas eat dirt and they are our closest allies

>> No.16017919

>>16017916
Name two times gorillas have allied with humans.

>> No.16017920

>>16016825
get out of here u uggo ull never b like me get over it

>> No.16017922

>>16016825
I guess monkey brains. Only I want to be super fresh. Like still attached to the spinal cord of my living body fresh and ideally I'd escape my culinary fate. If theres anywhere in the world where cananalism is legal then I'd change monke to human.

>> No.16017925

Celtic Sea Salt

>> No.16017928

>>16017922
At that point you're just trapped inside of a monkey's skull until maybe something else eats you.

>> No.16017932

>>16016825
southwest eggrolls.

>> No.16017936

>>16017919
WW2, Vietnam

>> No.16017942

if you were a cookie you'd be a whoreo.

>> No.16017947

>>16017928
Yeah well it's better than being an inanimate piece of prepared food with no purpose other than waiting to be eaten. At least as an intelligent animal I could try to enjoy life a bit.

>> No.16017953

>>16017094
that's a fine sandwich, but a Rueben still beats it, hands down.

>> No.16017957

>>16017910

Bruh, I don't regularly eat vegetables, but they're still considered as food because my body can use it for sustenance.

A lion or even a tribe of cannibals could live off a diet of humans quite happily. Humans are food.

>> No.16017973

>>16017957
You're that retard at the party nobody likes because of wordplay and semantics.
Cleverness is like pissing yourself, it may be warm but everyone around you is disgusted at your choices.

>> No.16017990

>>16017973

> Tries to correct me
> Is wrong
> Calls me a retard for pointing out that he is wrong
> Discourages people from being clever by equating it to watersports in public

Never change anon

>> No.16017998

>>16017990
You're actively fighting against a stupid thread about a stupid topic instead of saying a food and moving on or not participating.
"hur hur, human is ACKSHUALLY A FOOD"
I hope something fucking eats you because it's the only way you'll provide any use to this god damn earth you oxygen wasting burger wrapper.

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16018009

i need these videos

>> No.16018025

>>16017990
ive been having problems w him for a while realised hes just a illegal came to canada to be gay cos nobody is sending him to prison if he is gay. he thinks he is a citizen.

>> No.16018034

>>16016825
amerifats are so obese that they day dream about being the food lmfao. my fucking sides.

>> No.16018041
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16018041

I suppose I’d pick something women crave because I’d rather be eaten by a woman. Sexy girls in the Midwest love to devour corn dogs so I suppose I’d be a corn dog with mustard

>> No.16018044

>>16016850
>>16016968
fucking newfags

>>16017133
there's a theory she's not really dead, some photos of her I saw looking really aged from the drugs and told her inner simp circle to pretend she's dead might support it but that could be fake

>> No.16018045

>>16017998

OK then, I would be your mother's pussy. It's technically a food since everyone in the ghetto has eaten it and it gives me the option of aborting you.

>> No.16018070

>>16018045
>ghetto momma jokes
Go back to 5th grade.

>> No.16018077

>>16018044
>there's a theory she's not really dead
That would be a shame. She was a piece of shit.

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>>16018009
me too, man

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>>16018070
Nah, u got roast'd my nigga.

>> No.16018091

>>16018084
>he saves virgin chad memes
ok

>> No.16018215

>>16018091
it's the same person pretending to be me it's really creepy. idk if u guys can tell but there is an undertone of EEEEEEE

>> No.16018222

>>16016825
A bottle of soylent

>> No.16018225

A cucumber that that Brazilian trap shoves up his ass

>> No.16018229

>>16018222
Interesting choice.

>> No.16018765

e-girl poop