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see this shit? this is pizza cancer. no self-respecting Italian or Italian lover would do or eat this.

stop Americanizing pizza you fat fucks.

>> No.16014806
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>>16014802
italians made arancinis and then they talk shit about fried food and stuffed crust lmfao

>> No.16014832

I hate Italians, greasy fuckers base their entire culture on bitching about how people across an ocean prepare their food because they have nothing else left to be proud of

>> No.16014840

>>16014802
i used to hate pizza before i got the opportunity to try the american variant. now it's my favorite dish.

>> No.16014842

>>16014832
this greasy italian fucked your mom, once in the ass.

>> No.16014857

Then don't eat it, it's not Italian food it's American food, they can coexist and people's consumption of one doesn't reduce the availability of the other

>> No.16014858

>>16014802
argument: every person who eats cheese crust must be italian and self loathing.

defense: americans eat it this way and americans are our enemies, thusly anyone who eats this is pretending to be american and pizza is only for italians thus only italians pretending to be americans must eat this and since pretending to be someone else means you hate yourself you must be italian and you must hate yourself.

>> No.16014861

>>16014802
Italians sided with the Nazis, why should I give a fuck what they want

>> No.16014870

>>16014802
But it's the only thing that makes the crust edible anon.....

>> No.16014880

>>16014870
Ranch

>> No.16014885

Shitalians seething

>> No.16014901

>>16014861
actually im p sure they were one of the few countries that didn't

>> No.16014910

>>16014901
The were among the first to do so in 1936, dipshit. Fuck off.

>> No.16014916

>>16014857
That's not the issue. The issue is overly saturated, salted, sugared, refined and marketed unhealthy garbage being presented as balanced, sane, safe and healthy.

Despite its poverty Italy has one of the best life expectancies in the world - because of its food culture.

The 2 can't coexist. There's fake food that kills you and makes bigger idiots rich. And there's decent food that lets you see your great-grandchildren.

>> No.16014927

>stop americanizing pizza
stop italianizing noodles

>> No.16014929

>>16014901
They did and then chickened out and betrayed the axis at the end.

>> No.16014942

>>16014880
Das gross mane

>> No.16015070
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16015070

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME

MOTHERRRFUCKKERRRRRR

UH!!!!

>> No.16015087
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>>16014802
Behind me is every single person who cares what anyone else thinks about how they should eat their pizza

>> No.16015121

>>16014916
So it's about the food quality and not the "Italian" aspect/origin? Make up your mind and then get back to us

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>>16014916
>healthy
no one believes a big fucking greasy pizza is "healthy" unless they look like this

>> No.16015125

>>16014802
pizza is an American invention

>> No.16015128

>>16014916
No one thinks pizza is healthy you stupid wop

>> No.16015170

>>16014802
>no self-respecting Italian or Italian lover would do or eat this.
And why would they need to? Nobody needs Italian approval to eat bread and cheese. Pizza arrogance is a fucking meme, stop playing it.

>> No.16015191

>>16014802
I agree. If the crust is good, it doesn't need to be stuffed, and if a place sells stuffed crust, they are admitting that their crust is shit.

>>16014832
>>16014861
>>16014885
>>16015125
>>16015170
Seethe

Cope

Dilate

and most importantly

Get fucked.

>> No.16015198

>>16014802
wtf why won't the video play? when I click play it just makes the picture smaller or bigger

>> No.16015213

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuffed_crust_pizza

>> No.16015221

>obsessed with America general #12973
Sup /ObsAmGen/?
Today I saw a McDonald’s and got sooo angry!

>> No.16015231

>>16015191
If the crust was really good, it wouldn’t need to be topped with sauce and shit.
You’re literally admitting you eat shitty crust.
Go away, shiteater.

>> No.16015277

modern day pizza was created in urca. italy pretending they made it first, but they only know sloppa.

>> No.16015279

>>16014910
you have a spelling error and if you are suggesting i am a mong well i am sorry to say but you are right about everything also i am a dipshit and obviously i shouldn't argue with a phd.

>> No.16015282

>>16014929
yeah you're right.

>> No.16015292

>>16014916
i don't think anyone says pizza is good food if any of the vids are true then it's italian street food since it's really easy to make and hard to mess up and even if it is messed up it is still edible.

i think a lot of people try to argue that it's still decent if they have afailing business or if they have health problems regarding their eating habits or they jsut don't want to be nice to someone.

>> No.16015299

>>16015070
mmm now there is options.

>> No.16015303

>>16015124
you know what, people like that don't live off pizza which is why it's such a huge problem

>> No.16015307

>>16015170
>>16015191
people just are trying to make pizza classy it shouldn't be a crime.

>> No.16015314

>>16014802
Sono italiano e onestamente la mangerei quella roba, specialmente da strafatto o briaco

>> No.16015316
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>>16014802
>shitaly

>> No.16015334

Pizza, as the world knows it, is "Americanized" Pizza. When you go to a random country and get pizza, you are far more likely to get Americanized pizza than anything resembling it's Italian origins.

>> No.16015340
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>>16014802
The only pizza crust you really need.

>> No.16015422

>>16014802
see this shit? this is thread cancer. no self-respecting co/ck/ or co/ck/ lover would read or bump this.

stop Redditing 4chan you fat fucks.

>> No.16015437

>>16015334
Most "Italian" food around the world is the Americanized version.

>> No.16015453

>>16015334
you mean in italy it is a small square piece w slightly diff ingredients w diff quality and in america it is in triangular shape for easy sell?

>> No.16015460
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>>16015422
haha this idiot thinks homos are real LOL!!!!!! all homos are real and if they are fake then every homo is fake and i think you are homo thusly you are fake thusly you are homo thusly you are fake

>> No.16015462

>>16015334
>poverty old world slop gets turned into culinary gold by Americans

many such cases!

>> No.16015519

>>16015070
>hotdog in the pizza crust
How come you mutts eat as if you have a functioning healthcare system?

>> No.16015561
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>>16015519
hahaha imagine being that deluded and that high on meth!!!!

>> No.16015590

>>16014802
I'm Italian-American and I eat this, but I don't consider it Italian food. It's American food. If I want a real Italian pizza, I'll go to my local pizza joint owned by a guy named Vinny or to a trattoria and get a margarita

>> No.16015597

>>16015590
>margarita
margherita, fucking autocorrect making me look retarded

>> No.16015648

>>16015334
> tfw first italian pizzeria is older than the modern USA
kek. Italy made NY style pizza before NY even existed. It is just considered shit tier pizza and nowadays made only by cheap egiptians

>> No.16015659

>>16015597
Pretty sure being italian did that for you.

>> No.16015687
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>>16015340
How the fuck did places in NY convince people that buying pieces of cardboard with shit-tier cheese melted on top is good?

>> No.16015703

>>16015648
>>16015687
Anyone who calls NY pizza shit is retarded and has only had cheap imitations of it
>>16015659
got me there

>> No.16015727

>>16014802
do amerifats really put cheese in their pizza crust? yikes

>> No.16015782

>>16015727
For a limited time only, yes. Though prices and participation varied.

>> No.16016135

>>16014916
>the 2 can't coexist
??? they literally both exist right now wtf are you talking about

>> No.16016176

>>16015687
It taste good, it's cheap, it's just what it's supposed to be. Way better that the average pizza you can find in my country, France. You have to search hard to find a pizza place who use real cheese and not the cheapest mix crap they called "pizza cheese". People have no taste buds, NYC's pizza are great.

>> No.16016224
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>>16015124
DANGER
DANGER
LEAF BEING PASSED OFF AS BURGER
DANGER
DANGER

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>>16014802
*raffs in Nihon*

>> No.16016380
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16016380

>mmmm stuff curst gotta love cheese and bread

>what it's not Italian? ew this is gross

>> No.16016494

>>16014802
>stop Americanizing pizza you fat fucks.
Its almost like pizza hut is an American food chain.

>> No.16016529

>>16015340
this isn't pizza, it's basically a soggy grilled cheese

>> No.16016535

The persians originally invented pizza so idk why you're even upset.

>> No.16016537
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>>16014802
we do it with sushi too
what you gonna do 'bout it?

>tasty spicy mayo and tempura flakes all over my rainbow roll

>> No.16016600

>>16014802
cry more, fag.

>> No.16016623

>>16014802

>no self-respecting Italian or Italian lover

is this meant to be comedy?

>stop Americanizing pizza you fat fucks.

but we make the only good pizza

>> No.16016633
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>>16014802
fuck pizza and fuck you

>> No.16016776
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>>16016244
Thailand is even worse m8

>> No.16016786
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More Thai pizza

>> No.16016796
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Ordering a delicious pizza in Thailand

>> No.16016807
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Bonus round with Thai Burger King

>here’s your hamburger bro

>> No.16016834

>>16016224
hes not any less fat if he starves to show off the little muscles he has

>> No.16016844

>>16016776
>>16016786
>>16016796
>>16016807
u cant even afford it bro stop acting like this is shit cos ur jealous tht u cant get it where u live

>> No.16016854
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16016854

Oh, you don’t like pineapple on your pizza? Ok how about durian then?

>> No.16016868
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And now presenting Thailand’s ultimate and final fuck you to western cuisine. It’s a pizza without the pizza and the crust is filled with “cheeseburgers”. I’m not kidding.

>> No.16016887
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>>16016844
Yeah ok retard

>> No.16016920

>>16014802
stuffed crust is the most vile, repulsive thing ever
yuck
nasty nasty nasty

>> No.16017660

>>16015687
because the people living there are retarded. if they werent then they wouldnt be living there.

>> No.16017930

>>16016887
>>16016868
>>16016854

when is everyone going to give up these barbaric moon run languages and just speak the queens English?

>> No.16017969

>>16014802
I swear all Italians do is whine.

>> No.16017984

>>16014802
>no self respecting ital-
shut the fuck up. nobody cares. every cuisine is butchered to fuck in order to appeal to the local area. haven't you learned about stimulus diffusion, you fucking infant? or were you too busy thinking about "much traditional Italian food" to learn about it in school?

>> No.16018235

>>16015191
Sounds like you're the one seething, friend

>> No.16018245

>>16014802
Papa John's actually does stuffed crust correctly. It's mind boggling that Pizza Hut still gives a paper thin slice of pizza to gimp you for the Crust after this.

>> No.16018249

>>16014832
MEADOW! Where’s the gabagool?!

>> No.16018260

>>16016887
>>16017930
this isnt language its gibberish disguised as english

>> No.16018693

>>16014802
I have an italian pizza loicense and my teacher made me do one with stuffed crust. It's OK, no one does it because it's a bit tedious.

>> No.16018750

>>16014802
stuffed crust is the shit. who orders from a shitty pizza chain and just get their regular shit on a shingle? If you dont get stuffed crust wtf are you doing there if not for the wings? Tastelets get regular pizza from pizza hut

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>>16014802
Well, I have some great news for you, in Mexico, they started adding pork al pastor (including the pineapple) in pizzas; Pizza Hut had the bizarre idea of topping it with tortillas however it seems that they come to their senses; Domino's however, has chicken, pineapple, and bacon, all covered with Pelon Pelo Rico tamarind candy sauce

>> No.16018828

>talk about culture
>with americans
that was a lost cause to begin with

>> No.16019153

>>16014802
Cry about it you greasy wop

>> No.16020720

>>16014802
fortunately nobody in the world gives a fuck what italians think about anything

>> No.16020827

>>16016868
Avant garde fast food? America can't keep up.

>> No.16021091

>>16015191
Ok chud

>> No.16021106

>>16018828
Ok chud

>> No.16021429

>>16018750
Who orders from a shitty pizza chain at all?

>> No.16021910
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>>16016244
Japanese people basically treat junk food as a novelty or a rare indulgence more than something to be eaten on a regular basis, that's why so many of their pizzas and other fast food items are so over-the-top. Obesity is really frowned upon in Japan in general

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>>16014802
Crusts are better with cheese. Pic related

>> No.16022315

>>16022285
women are so fucking revolting i dont think i would even be able to eat having to look at that

>> No.16022332

>>16014832
They think they are haute cuisine because they keep forgetting they are not Greek.

>> No.16022338

>>16022315
Both farm and table in one pic, what's the issue?

>> No.16022558

>>16022315
Ok chud

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>>16014802
>stop Americanizing pizza you fat fucks.
anon pretty much all the pizza you've ever eaten is "Americanized". If it doesn't follow these exact rules it's not an authentic italian pizza. Even adding Pepperoni is considered "Americanized"

>> No.16022575

>>16014802
That commercial is annoying as fuck.
>CHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEESE!!!!
I'll eat normal cheese but fuck off with anything cheese flavored or cheese stuffed.

>> No.16022578

>>16014802
>americanizing
we eurochads do this too.

>> No.16022613

>>16014802
I don't know what this guy is talking about, America is where all the foods come from, and they've migrated outwards to 3rd world shit holes like Italy through word of mouth of American greatness. Why else would we have them all in the same place if they didn't come from here. I wish the rest of the world wouldn't get so uppity about stealing our culture

>> No.16022795

All types of Italians are bad except Mario and Luigi.

I don't really like Mediterranean people in general. Greek people have big noses and think they're more important than they actually are. People living in and around that sea need to realize that I do not care about your opa's/yiayia's/tootoo's/nini's/bumbum's pasta sauce recipe or how they lived to 96 smoking cigarettes everyday.

They're also fucktards with their money both in the old country and living in the states. Let's go out till 2am on a Tuesday and spend our entire paychecks on 9 euro beers. ITS OK THOUGH BECAUSE I DONT WORK TILL 10AM TOMORROW. AND GIANNI DO YOU WANNA MEET UP AT THE CAFE AT NOON I HEAR THAT GOT GREAT καλαμαράκια τηγανητά ONLY 20 EUROS BRO. BTW I WAS HEARING YOU WERE HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS?