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>> No.16013934

>>16013928
Your webm sucks

>> No.16013939
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>>16013928
>submarine mess
>everything actually looks very tidy and clean

>> No.16013942

>>16013939
disgusting

>> No.16013944

>>16013939
Does soap exist in India?

>> No.16013993
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>> No.16013997

>>16013993
I hate beans.

>> No.16014005
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>>16013997
You might want to make something other than cassoulet, then.

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>>16014005
You'd think people whose eyes are horizontal slits would know better than to film in vertical

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>>16013944
of course not

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>> No.16014065

>>16013934
fuck you

>> No.16014103

>>16013934
Hey op here (>>16014065 isn't me)
fuck you.

>> No.16014112

>>16013934
fuck you

>> No.16014120
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>>16013928

>> No.16014129

>>16014120
That turtle needs to fuck that monkey.

>> No.16014135

>>16014052
That webm made me gag several times.

>> No.16014165

>>16014054
what's his name again? I need some lore about this fabulous man: I plan to play him in a RPG as a Egg Meister

>> No.16014181

>>16014052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCDFEQzjIRM
here
don't forget to downvote :)

>> No.16014186

>>16013934
YOU suck

>> No.16014197
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>> No.16014395

>>16014054
I've always wondered how he gets out without breaking all of the eggs. Anybody have the answer?

>> No.16014415

>>16014395
Teleportation. Eggjeet don need no steenkeen doors.

>> No.16014429

>>16014197
this looks absolutely disgusting but i wouldnt be surprised if it was actually pretty good.
true sloppa.

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>> No.16014732

>>16014197
Yo dawg I heard you like burgers so I put a burger in your burger.

>> No.16014749

>>16014065
>>16014103
>>16014112
No, fuck you!

>>16014186
No u

>> No.16014839

>>16014749
goblin

>> No.16014851

>>16014720
Damn Jim Norton's really aged badly

>> No.16014866
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>>16013928
I suspect this webm to be propaganda and not a realistic representation of dinner time on a submarine

>> No.16014892

>>16014061
What is this absolute autism? Is this a sketch?

>> No.16014894

>>16014866
Back in the day it probably was. These days it's more processed and commercialized, but Smarter Every Day has a pretty recent video of modern food and cooking on a submarine. They've got a lot of variety, quite a few "treat" items that make you think of home, etc. When you're out that long you'd for sure better have your food on lock or people are going to lose all motivation.

>> No.16014926

>>16014892
yes, it's from the onion/clickhole

>> No.16014934

>>16014892
the hibachi chefs really do all that stuff though, but normally they actually cook the food and fire comes out of the onion volcano

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>> No.16015218

>>16014049
Unbelievable

>> No.16015236

>>16013928
what a webm, man that must have been the best years, where food was real and untainted by mass industry and the homosexuals were still in closest

>> No.16015238

>>16015206
God I hate new agers and all the stupid ass bullshit they do to themselves in the name of "health"

>> No.16015245

>>16014054
why does he sit like that?

>> No.16015257
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>>16014720
>>16014851
What will Jim do to that pie?

>> No.16015259

>>16013934
Nice projection

>> No.16015269

>>16014894
Yeah food on subs is actually some of the best in the navy because or morale reasons

>> No.16015312

>>16014866
the only thing they'll eat most is weinners

>> No.16015322
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>> No.16015325
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>>16015322

>> No.16015333

>>16015206
If you added a few cups of water, this would be good to braise a pork roast/shoulder in before it was fermented.

>> No.16015357

>>16014054
still dont understand why this gets posted. two eggs and two pieces of bread. he has his eggs displayed strangely, but that might just be a consequence of a small workspace.

>> No.16015359

>>16015257
What's wrong with this guy

>> No.16015361

>>16013934
stupid teen

>> No.16015363

>>16013928
>submarine mess
>its clean and tidy

>> No.16015384
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>>16015359
he is high on ketamine

>> No.16015414

>>16015357
I'm curious as to the manner of his decampment from that position.

>> No.16015470
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>>16015363
Don't fucking try to steal my jokes, motherfucker

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>>16015580
I wonder if some mustard company sponsored this

>> No.16015619

>>16015470
this offends me

>> No.16015624

>>16015384
it is so weird to see hedonists talk shit about buddhism when they think catholicism is buddhism...

>> No.16015629
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>>16015606
Probably not

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>>16015619
u gay

>> No.16015649

>>16013939
Why is anything related to India, but especially their people, so fucking disgusting?

>> No.16015652
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>>16015624
It's just a joke, anon
Guy comes up to the hotdogman and says "make me one with everything."

>> No.16015658
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>>16015629
too many steps

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>>16015652
After they've both had a laugh and he gets his 'dog he pays with a 20.
Waits a while and then asks "What about my change?"
To which the hotdogger replies "change can only come from within"

>> No.16015671

>>16014049
I have never seen someone with this talent. This is something he has clearly practiced for some time. Truly at a loss for words here. But its new so ty

>> No.16015678

>>16014049
wtf is this real??

>> No.16015682

>>16013934
niggerfaggot

>> No.16015686

>>16013934
ur wrong >:(

>> No.16015694
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>>16014049
Is that the guy from Lost?

>> No.16015699

>>16014395
why would he need to leave? he's got everything he would ever want back there

>> No.16015702

>>16015647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phrr9_eHr7s

those ribs were made by limpwristed femboys

>> No.16015714

>>16014720

WHAT is the source of this??

>> No.16015737

>>16015619
ur a pussy
ur a pussy
had to say it twice so u understand
ur a pussy

>> No.16015742

>>16015714
Bruno diferente.

>> No.16015886

>>16015702

You are aware that 2 of the main 4 guys from bbq pit boys have come out, and are openly homosexual right

>> No.16015947

>>16013928
This looks like it's from a documentary. Sauce?

>> No.16015973

>>16015886
>You are aware that 2 of the main 4 guys from bbq pit boys have come out, and are openly homosexual right
Source or fake and gay.

>> No.16016042

BOYS I'd like to request the one of that relatively not obese man eating crazy at a KFC (or BK?) Hes white and looks like a bouncer.

>> No.16016147

>>16015384
holy fuck
where is this?

>> No.16016149

>>16016042
>16016042
you mean the one that was staged and also at in'n'out?

>> No.16016183

>>16015580
where in the hell do you even find that disgusting green relish? that shit looks nuclear.

>> No.16016186

>>16016149
maybe? no idea but he's eating like he's hungry af

>> No.16016190

>>16016183
It's heinz relish bro

>> No.16016225

>>16015580
Onion jam is fucking cancer.

>> No.16016302

>>16015495
Ur life is a joke lmao

>> No.16016324

>>16015238
What about this is deserving of your hatred? It's good and good for you. You should try a shot alongside your next pizza pocket.

>> No.16016345

>>16015470
Man. I miss my hexagon bowl.

>> No.16016371

>>16014049
Absolutely thrilling 11/10

>> No.16016386

>>16016186
the one where he is dipping burgers in a milkshake?

>> No.16016418

>>16016190
disgustang

>> No.16016448

someone please post the pizza smelling by ja/ck/

>> No.16016459

>>16015359

he's white.

>> No.16016465

>>16013939
>coof, coof
>use handz to scoop up food into container
>”here is your food, sir”
>no wonder COVID’s murdering millions there

>> No.16016473

>>16013944
No since the British were kicked out

>> No.16016873

>>16016386
yes!

>> No.16016990

>>16016873
https://youtu.be/bFByQJm1_IU
found it myself, thanks to your help

>> No.16017393

>>16014866
the only good part of the navy is the food, good food is literally the only thing holding back 300+ men in a small space from killing each other

>> No.16017439

>>16015652
this enrages my hatred of female incompetency

>> No.16017505
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>> No.16017607

>>16014052
This is the most vile, putrid thing I've seen since Nikocado's asshole.

>> No.16017802

>>16013934
Dont you wanna watch 1960s military eat food!?

>> No.16017835

>>16015580
Los Angeles one is pretty close to how they are made in my area (northwestern Mexico).

>> No.16017874

>>16013934
fuck you

>> No.16017895

>>16014049
This kicks ass

>> No.16017907

>>16017895
>hes never heard of burger rolling
Its literally a nation sport

>> No.16017940

>>16017505
I want Jew GF so bad bros

>> No.16017992

>>16015238
mother nature gave many things for the benefit of human health

>> No.16018149

>>16014052
my jaw hit the fucking floor. putrid.

>> No.16018282

>>16015606
Can someone explain this fucking webm

>> No.16018320
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>>16017940
Don't fall for their tricks anon

>> No.16018370

>>16016183
It's just regular sweet relish that they dye for some reason. It doesn't actually taste any different.

>> No.16018373

>>16018282
Watch it again but this time with your eyes open

>> No.16018378
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>>16014720

>> No.16018385

>>16018282
>mouse
>fryer
>fried mouse

>> No.16018388

>>16013928
Do you think they all wear masks now?

>> No.16018390

>>16018320
Why do they dance like this and just choose to be unpleasant
Even if I held the same views they just seem like bitter people

>> No.16018394
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>>16018390
Sex sells

>> No.16018420
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>>16018394
But it's not sexy.
I want to punch that chick a lot more than I want to fuck her.

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>>16018420
That's because you're at the bad end of the bisexuality scale

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>>16018425
I don't know what you're trying to say, anon.
If a man acted like that I'd want to punch him as well.

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>>16018436
See now you just sound like the No Fun Allowed guy

>> No.16018441

>>16018390
>>16018394

It has nothing to do with sex. You have to understand the mind of a woman. They do it because that is what everyone else does.

The first girls who danced in tik toks may have done it because they are used to using their body to get attention on the internet, but at this point it is just what you do when you make a tik tok.

>> No.16018476

>>16018394
It's just dancing you stupid coomer. Daggy dancing like Ellen, not sexy dancing like Beyonce.

>> No.16018501
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>>16018476
If you say so

>> No.16018527

>>16018436
God I wanna punch that faggot apple eating bear.

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>> No.16018696

>>16018501
>no father figure
how am i not surprised

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>>16013928
I don't know why but the trash 1960s hotdogs in this webm always make me want a hotdog

>>16013934
you suck

>> No.16018712

>>16015257
is that the guy from aphex twin?

>> No.16018717

>>16018501
What happened? Did he succeed in seducing his father?

>> No.16018722
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>>16018717
Probably, did you see those tits?

>> No.16018723

>>16018320
>Just because you are on the left doesnt mean you cant be anti-semitic
I mean acording to Karl Marx to achieve socialism jews have to be removed from society. Which is kinda anti-semitic.

>> No.16018727
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>> No.16018759

>>16018501
god I wish I was a deadbeat dad

>> No.16018772

>>16018727
GREAT CANADIAN

>> No.16018787

>>16018772
>great
>canadian

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>>16018787
that's what I said lmao

>> No.16018799
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>>16018772
>>16018787
>>16018792

>> No.16018881

>>16018722
Relatable article desu.

>> No.16018890
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>>16018527
I'd love to see you do it

>> No.16018907
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>>16018799
Clumsy bitch got put in her place.
I love how the daughter is all "Oh boy, here we go again"

>> No.16018941

>>16018501
I really don't know how anyone could argue that being a mental illness, >she seems to be a very mentally sound lass

>> No.16019097

>>16014052
>Remove watch and armband, so it doesn't get dirty
>Doesn't remove rings

>> No.16019138

>>16015257
Hes gonna eat that pie like he did Lady Di's cooter

>> No.16019148

>>16018890
i wonder if theyd have to throw all that food away. basically a flying rat walking over the trays after all.

>> No.16019171

>>16014052
I think the unfunny texts are worse than his eating

>> No.16019182

>>16014057
tf is this?

>> No.16019187
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americans dont even know real chinese cuisine baka

>> No.16019281

>>16015658
wait, people throw out cauliflower leaves ??

>> No.16019289

>>16014009
Looks really good

>> No.16019290

>>16018320
whats bibi

>> No.16019306

>>16014720
annoying little faggot

>> No.16019325

>>16019182
Doritos consommé

>> No.16019350

>>16019290
Nickname for the PM of Israel

>> No.16019352

>>16015647
could you try zooming in a bit more, I can't see a thing

>> No.16019375

>>16016465
>C™O™V™ID™
it's the last disease to spread through surface contamination, you could have brought up cholera or salmonella or e coli or anything else but no

>> No.16019412

>>16014049
If you can do this as a male in America you'll have hundreds of women lining up to fuck you

>> No.16019466

>>16017505
Jews dont have their own food they only steal from arabs and make it better
>T. Israeli

>> No.16019553

>>16015238
Honestly one of my mates lil sisters getting into herbal chink medicine everytime I go over she's drinking wogroot or something like that, it tastes of ass.

>> No.16019595

>>16015629
this is absolutely retarded

>> No.16019673

>>16018394
Conservatives conserve nothing.

>> No.16019708

>>16018501
Doesn't pass.

>> No.16019723

It's time for me to start making webms again. All of the ones here suck.

>> No.16019734

>>16017439
lol ok incel

>> No.16019742

>>16015694
>yo let me catch this piping hot 600 degree pizza with my bare hands!

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>>16018501
"I am going to trick my estranged father into having gay sex with me"

I don't know why some people keep claiming trannies are mentally ill.

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>> No.16019979

Same thread. Same spammed webms.

>> No.16019987

>>16015580
Mustard
Kraut
Simple as.
>t. New York

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>>16019956
this ought to be the thumbnail. guess ill have to check if its generated from just the first frame.

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>> No.16020000

>>16014395
>He Doesn't Know

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>> No.16020006

>>16018722
The dad is in literally no place to say anything, he's the one who cheated. The faggot just needs to man up or threaten to tell the daughter. Than again what can you expect from a faggot.

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>> No.16020033

>>16017835
yeah because they're just Mexican hot dogs, you'll find street mexican hot dog ladies' as far north as Sacramento during sports games.

>> No.16020034

>>16019187
Gotta love it how he can't even chew it properly because it's full of bones and hair. I am certain that no one there even likes shit like that.

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>>16019924
it's an obvious shitpost but I don't think people are ready for tranny humour

>> No.16020045

>>16017505
Traditional Jewish food is generally very dense, heavy on carb and fried foods. Israeli Jews obviously are just eating Jewish variants of middle eastern foods.

>> No.16020104
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16020104

>>16014049
>america.webm
how does that burger not separate

>> No.16020105

>>16015947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFe307PHJlQ

>> No.16020117
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>>16019967

>> No.16020120

>>16014135
I dont understand. I eat yogurt like this sometimes, whats the problem?

>> No.16020122

>>16019979
>complain about content
>post nothing

enjoy hell, sinner

>> No.16020132

>>16020038
>tranny """"""""""""humour""""""""""""

>> No.16020134

>>16020104
did we really cultivate food for 12000 years just so that we could inflate ourselves?

>> No.16020140

>>16019993
wtf

>> No.16020144

>>16016183
They add blue food coloring.
It was a weird thing in the 60's during the whole atom bomb/uranium craze, so yeah it's supposed to look nuclear.


To replicate, just add a drop it two of blue food coloring to sweet relish.

>> No.16020172

>>16015606
>Une souris verte, qui courait dans l'herbe.
>Trempez-là dans l'huile. Trempez-là dans l'eau
D:

>> No.16020191
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>>16020038
I'm pretty sure nobody here actually thought he seduced his own father, anon.
But the "joke" for lack of a better word relies entirely on saying "look how crazy and petty and whorish I am"
If people like this want to be taken seriously they should probably go a different route with their comedy.

>> No.16020206

>>16019956
>>16019967
>>16019977
>>16019993
>>16020003
>>16020010
dog bless

>> No.16020212

>>16020105
It's gween

>> No.16020245

>>16019924
>separate colours are vibrant and beautiful
>mixed colours look like an unappealing homogenous brown mass

I expect this webm to be banned on social media platforms within the next 5 years

>> No.16020268

>>16019466
>and make it better
lol up yours jew boy

>> No.16020272

>>16018425
Good God almighty.....

>> No.16020308

>>16020038
Trannies are mentally ill if they think that is humor.

>> No.16020318

>>16019924
>>16019921
>>16019908
>>16019956
>>16019967
>>16019977
This obsession is sick. I can't live rent free anymore

>> No.16020351
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>>16015662
>>16015662
Oh my God he put his fucking phone in the fucking meat package what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

>> No.16020356

>>16020245
I mean, that is just how light works. Darker colors are dark because they absorb more light, so of course a brown will become the most dominant color when you mix them all together.

Only racists will see this as some sort of social commentary. Then again people on both extremes are racists.

>> No.16020406
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>>16020308
Classic anti-humor boomer

>> No.16020425

>>16017802
> A bunch of bearded, fat and dyel fags
Are they really military?

>> No.16020447

>>16020245
Subtle really

>> No.16020550

>>16017393
How good is the food?

>> No.16020612
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>>16018799
>finally finishes the beatdown
>turns to the rest of the dining room
>'The bitch spilled my coffee!'
>Everyone applauds and cheers the man

>> No.16020617

>>16018722
>Partner
What a faggot

>> No.16020668

>>16020612
Close, before he hits her he says "you spilled my coffee" and right as he's a but to hit her he calls her a fucking bitch

>> No.16020729

>>16014054
how egg

>> No.16020736

>>16013934
i thought it was fun to watch

>> No.16020752

>>16015257
Fuck this commie bitch

>> No.16020754

>>16018320
I am strongly in favor of a vibrant multicultural Israel, actually.

>> No.16020767

>>16020406
Now that's comedy.

>> No.16020778
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>>16014049
the fact the burger didn't come apart is slightly disturbing

>> No.16020803

>>16015384
why'd he stop at the second layer?

>> No.16020885
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>>16020803
>

>> No.16021056
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16021056

sick and tired of these garbage webms, starting a new set BRAND NEW

>> No.16021068
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>>16015384

>> No.16021078

>>16021056
How do they get out?

>> No.16021093

>>16017505
>be jew
>can't greentext properly

>> No.16021132

>>16018727
Like everything Canadian, this is just a lamer and gayer version of something American. It's honestly impressive how you guys are so consistent with your faggotry.

>> No.16021152

>>16013934
fuck you

>> No.16021153

>>16019908
>>16019921
>>16019924
>>16019956
>>16019967
>>16019977
>>16019993
>>16020003
>>16020010
I know for a fact at least of these aren't American.

>> No.16021158

>>16021153
*half

>> No.16021161

>>16019921
>>16019908
Fake news. She's German.

>> No.16021195

>>16019908
>>16019921
Videos like this are actually quite impressive. I bet no one here could put together as calorie dense a dish without just relying on a huge amount of fat or oil

>> No.16021200

>>16014057
Did...did you just make dorito dumplings?

Why?

>> No.16021209

>>16020045
>variants of middle eastern foods
Isrealis are middle eastern anon. Are you referring specifically to those who practice Judaism?

>> No.16021225

>>16019908
>>16019921
>German words
>German show
>Must be American

>> No.16021234
File: 2.97 MB, 500x280, McDonald's Hash Brown.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16021234

time for some quality webms that are tasteful and you can actually do.

>> No.16021308

>>16021234
gook autism makes those insectoids do the strangest things. i unsubbed from papa desuyo once the motherfucker started CORING onions and fucking garlick, enough was enough.

>> No.16021313

>>16021234
Mcdonalds hash browns don't contain cheese in my country. What gives

>> No.16021343

>>16020778
lel

>> No.16021383

>>16020318
triggered

>> No.16021396

>>16021200
no it's doritos consommé

>> No.16021414

>>16021308
I don't know about the onions but removing the garlic germ is normal in various dishes from many countries.

>> No.16021444

>>16020356
tell that to (((them)))

>> No.16021508

>>16014165

surly king of the egg fort

>> No.16021615
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>>16019908

>> No.16021728
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, 보기만해도 시원하고 달콤한~ 푸짐한 멜론케익_ Cool and sweet melon cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16021728

>> No.16021747

>>16021308
I don't see how that relates to the video, the dude just diced up some potatoes.

>> No.16021750

>>16021728
>>16021234
Nips are rather 'kino' as the kids these days say

>> No.16021783
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>>16021750
Filename is Korean and the cakes look like absolute dogshit.

>> No.16021786

>>16021783
What's the difference!

>> No.16021790
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>>16021786
they use different alphabets. There is no other difference, and that's why they get along so well.

>> No.16021794

>>16021786
Nuclear capability

>> No.16021795

>>16019987
Sosig
Picked relish
Diced onions
Mustard
Simple as

>> No.16021835

>>16015257
this isnt ian
>>16020752
ian isnt a commie

>> No.16021850

>>16021786
nips would be japanese and gook would be korean/s.e. asian, learn2racism bud

>> No.16021859

>>16021790
I hope it's Fall because it's gotta be hot as hell in there.

>> No.16021876

>>16018799
She spilled my cawwhfee....
YOU FUCKIN BITCH

>> No.16021889

>>16021783
what the fuck is this? Do people pay for actual SLOPPA?

>> No.16022070

>>16018320
wtf I love Palestine now

>> No.16022094
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>>16021859
If you look closely, he's got a few CPU coolers mounted on the back to cool him off.

>> No.16022131
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>>16021835
Two lies in one post

>> No.16022242
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idiot drunks

>> No.16022295
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>>16022242
wtf that's just the Pythagoras cup again.
This man is a hack!

He's how you do a REAL trick with hidden pipes.

>> No.16022307

>>16022295
Coffee -> Pot. How? Explain?

>> No.16022310

>>16018436
but how does the bear know what apples is

>> No.16022367

>>16018501
"hello dad im your son"
"do i have a son? i thought i had a daughter?"
*joins the 50%*

>> No.16022380

>>16014057
This is obscene

>> No.16022395

>>16014052
>how to end your meal
>burning diarrhea
>use the same hands you eat with to clean up

>> No.16022431

>>16022395
It's fine as long as you don't use the poop hand.

>> No.16022480

>>16021790
Is this real?

>> No.16022597

>>16020308
trannies are mentally ill full stop

>> No.16022621

>>16013934
fuck me

>> No.16022988

>>16019290
Affectionate name for the Israeli PM whose full name is Benjamin Netanyahu

>> No.16022997

>>16021234
>time for some quality webms that are tasteful and you can actually do.
You posted one

>> No.16023026

>>16022131
5hwres no way this is stop motion, right? No one in their right mind would make 24+ FPS stop motion films at home, that's insanity

>> No.16023038
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>>16022367
You fucked up your own stupid joke.
Maybe there's a different board where you would feel more at home

>> No.16023049

>>16013944
There's a reason shaking hands or touching food with your left hand is considered rude in India. They "wipe" with their left hand and then rinse it off in a bowl of water. Instead of developing proper sanitary practices, they've developed cultural traditions of socially enforcing rules where you shouldn't touch food with your "shit hand".

>> No.16023098

>>16014054
All hail

>> No.16023100

>>16015238
not new age. Lemon+garlic+honey mix is an old as fuck immune boosting remedy. All those ingredients are known to boost immune function. Not sure why this guy adds habanero, apples and oranges and other shit though. Mixing with hot water destroys the Vitamin C as well, so that's stupid too.

>> No.16023111

>>16015580
>make sure you use French's Yellow Mustard
lmao at this gay as fuck shit

>> No.16023119
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>>16023049
Taking a shit in the middle of the street is apparently not "considered rude in India" so lay off the fucking lecture.
These people bury their newboard in shit and drink cow piss as an elixir. Their habits don't get to dictate good hygiene to anybody.
I would not trust them to keep one hand perfectly clean while the other is caked in feces

>> No.16023120

>>16015257
pretend it's a woman

>> No.16023125

>>16023119
nah trust me bro. the left hand is covered in fecal matter but the right one is totally 100% clean and the left one NEVER touches anything that shouldn't be contaminated in feces.

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>>16023120
So he'll treat it just like a boy wearing a dress. Gotcha

>> No.16023135
File: 2.93 MB, 400x224, [노오븐] 후라이팬 꿀호떡 만들기 - - 기름없는 호떡빵 - - Honey Hotteok - - Honey-filled Korean Pancake - - No oven baking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16022997
I posted 2 and i have a life

>> No.16023171

>>16020550
Apparently better than a 300+ gay orgy

>> No.16023219

>>16023038
What the fuck is this. Also the Japanese McDonald's had some sort of chocolate dessert thing that was bomb as fuck when I went there, and their burgers were better quality (just smaller).

>> No.16023225
File: 2.88 MB, 700x392, Churros Hot Dog and Churros Tteokbokki _ 츄러스 핫도그와 츄러스 떡볶이 _ Korean Street Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16023225

idiots

>> No.16023232

>>16016465
COVID spreads through person to person contact, hardly from fomites

>> No.16023237

>>16021209
>Isrealis are middle eastern anon. Are you referring specifically to those who practice Judaism?
If we're being semantical those are all palestinians. The ashkenazi jews are colonists.

>> No.16023247

>>16015580
not a bad concept but this specific format of recipe gif fills me with immense rage
>>16016183
They put food dye in it for the gimmick

>> No.16023259

>>16013928
Question from a longtime anon who's never been big on webm threads:
Where the fuck do you guys get these? do you make them yourselves?

>> No.16023282
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16023282

>>16023259
Utiube

>> No.16023288
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16023288

>> No.16023296

>>16013934
no, fuck you

>> No.16023299

>>16023288
holy fuck that looks good

>> No.16023302

>>16015359
Not drunk enough, that's why he went into the store to buy more beer.

>> No.16023308
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>> No.16023331
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16023331

>> No.16023347

>>16018394
Head says cavalier, but my heart says roundhead

>> No.16023368

>>16023026
thats a robot not stop motion

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>>16017940
No you don't Anon. They'll leave you in heartbreak.

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>> No.16023734

>>16023219
mcdonalds unironcally has better quality food pretty much everywhere outside the us

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>>16020406

>> No.16023771

>>16023630
Never seen a gator served that way in my life. Is she eating the tail just boiled? What the fuck am I watching?

>> No.16023799

>>16023630
welcum 2 florida, babey

>> No.16023811
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>> No.16023854

>>16018320
The whole levant should have been glassed, millenia of war for this bullshit stripe of land is too much

>> No.16023857

>>16018501
Imagine that. You're pounding away at that fresh pussy, when the big reveal is finally gasped out
"Dad, I used to be your son."
You pause mid-thrust and lean into her ear.
"I know," you whisper breathily, and nibble on her lobe.
Your thrusts resume with renewed vigour. You hope your wife is getting this all fron the cupboard. You'll be watching this film many times in the future.

>> No.16023885

>>16018799
> pissed because coffee is spilled
> spills even more coffee to get revenge
what

>> No.16023892

>>16023630
Who eats gator like this

>> No.16023932

>>16023811
>jack37.webm
damn dude, you got 36 more of these?

>> No.16023946

>>16014395
A millenium ago, there were two kings ruling over the lands, before they were divided according to bloodline; one was called the Egg King, for he had all of the chickens in the land. The other was the Bread King, for he possessed all of the wheat fields.

Now, through the body-strewn fields of these rival kings, there was a lone, haggard peasant. By day, he harvested the entirety of the Bread King's crops. By night, he collected all of the eggs the Egg King's chickens had laid. Yea, for the Kings had insufficient funds to pay for peasants; their funds primarily went towards mercenaries, foreign and domestic.

One day, coming back to his wife, he heard tremendous news- that his daughter was ordered give her hand in marriage to the Egg King's prince, while his only son was to marry the Bread King's princess.

He sought out the services of a nearby wise woman, who recommended to him a necromancer who lived by himself in the forest, without wearing clothes or speaking to anyone.

Now, this necromancer took him unawares, killing him, but raising him as a surly spirit; he would prepare eggs with bread until time itself gave out; in this way, the Egg King and Bread King were reconciled, and peasants and workers steadily trickled into their lands, hearing of food and abundance.

But the spirit of the fortress? He cannot leave. The day he leaves, the old war will return.

>> No.16023948

>>16023119
man I was in fucking u s of a and fucker walked up to me, pumping gasoline/petrol ie not fucking ethanol like that brazil webm, with an empty milk jug, asking for a squirt cause 'his car died around the corner'. i was like bro the gas will eat through that plastic in like a second. he jovially shrugged me off, he left my sight, as I'm done filling work truck I see him stumble off with a bit of gas in that, guys at other pumps were keking about this, I said something to the guy that apparently gave him it, he was just like man I just wanted to see him drink it. I don't miss working in that crackhead central even if I was mostly out on deliveries. saw a junkie injecting shit into his junkie gf's fucking eyeball or eyelid out back once. /blog

>> No.16023950
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>>16023946

>> No.16023960

>>16021889
after some cursory research it looks like a restaurant in northern italy called Ciabot. Appears to be one of those tacky tourist-trap style joints where they sit you in a chair for 60 euros, throw cheap booze at you until you're drunk enough to be down for them prancing around like jackasses and throwing heaps of okay-not-great food at you.

From what the menu page looks like, i think the stuff in the cement mixer is supposed to be mushroom risotto, so y'know, take that as you will.

>> No.16023961

>>16018282
Ratatooey if he real

>> No.16023967

>>16019187
This is a man who lived through some shit

>> No.16023992

>>16014395
He gets to leave whenever he sells all of the eggs

>> No.16024004

>>16023932
37 isn't even that much. I myself made more than that and that's not even the majority of the circulation.

>> No.16024007

>>16024004
I have 0

>> No.16024027

>>16018501
Why did he put a condom in his shirt to go see his dad?

>> No.16024083

>>16018320
HAH quirky war crimes

>> No.16024119
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16024119

>>16019967
Im not mad about the sprinkles and lucky charms.
Im mad its on a fucking bagel.

>> No.16024148

>>16021747
you want to tell me the extra effort makes a difference legitimate enough compared to grating?

>> No.16024160

>>16014065
>>16014103
>>16014112
>>16017874
>>16021152
>>16023296
>saying fuck you on an anonymous fast food and beer forum

>> No.16024220

>>16024160
Fuck you too

>> No.16024324

>>16024027
Anon...
He's trying to trick his dad into fucking him.

>> No.16024347
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16024347

>>16021790
I'll buy your sweet potatoes Mr. Furry.

>> No.16024381

>>16018692
What is that called? Some kind of falafel? That looks pretty good.

>> No.16024407

>>16024381
It's a bastardized rendition of arancini.

>> No.16024430

>>16024160
fuck you

>> No.16024444

>>16023734
its absolute garbage in most of europe
burger king is suprisigly good here

>> No.16024466

>>16024444
this is true for germanistan. i cant say im amazed by burger king, but its decent stuff, probably somewhat above your average döner shop.
mcd on the other hand is just Incredibly bland. and not just seasoning & sauce, the patty itself im not sure i would recognize as meat if not for the texture, the only thing that actually had a taste were the pickles.

>> No.16024468

>>16024466
>pickles
*gherkins

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>>16024468

>> No.16024480
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>>16024473

>> No.16024493

>>16024480
either way fuck em both, marinated and heated to 60c internal for couple h is where its at. soy, worcester, water, sugar, apple vinegar, black pepper, coriander, salt, mustard seeds and fresh dill.
that shit is so good it even turns salad cucumber slices amazing. and the marinade itself is ambrosia too.

>> No.16024496

>>16018710
Public schooling has made me simultaneously revolted and comforted by mess hall food.

>> No.16024644

>>16014052
tfw when population so unsustainable they eat with their hands, pretty sad

>> No.16024742

>>16021790
cool concept at first but the more I think about it the more terrified I'd be to eat from there

>> No.16024848

>>16014720
Is that elmer fudd?

>> No.16024863

>>16022307
the coffe is already in the pot. as you can see in the beginning the pot is full. as he puts the pot on the surface it heatens up and boils. it looks as if the coffe goes in there but it doesnt. it only boils and therefore rises. it's just an illusion

>> No.16025159

>>16021728
what's that green thing? fruit?

>> No.16025171

>>16023811
comfy xmas kitchen tho

>> No.16025308

>>16015359
hes chewing 5 gum

>> No.16025728

>>16019673
liberals aren't liberating anything

>> No.16025759

>>16025728
they liberate their minds from thoughts.

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