two pieces of toast and bacon is "god tier"

[Anonymous No.16009096]

holy shit england lmao

[Anonymous No.16009222]

>>16009096
>faggots
kek

[Anonymous No.16009293]

>>16009222
thats what u r but what am i

[Anonymous No.16009429]

>>16009096
>Bacon sandwich god tier
>Black pudding and kippers crap tier

[Anonymous No.16009432]

>>16009096
Black pudding should be top tier. It's bloody good nosh. I could sink my gnashers into a black pudding n hash brekkie right now

[Anonymous No.16009571]

>All the shit tier food is scottish
Oh I'm laughing

[Anonymous No.16009640]

>>16009571
they like each other alot

[Anonymous No.16009699]

>>16009096
Do britbongs really call Oreos "black pudding"

[Anonymous No.16009719]

>>16009096
>chicken tikka
what?

[Anonymous No.16009896]

>throw sloppa into dough and bake it
>deep fry some sloppa
99% of bong "cuisine", the rest is stolen from other cultures

[Anonymous No.16009906]

>>16009096
>bacon sandwich beats bangers and mash

[Anonymous No.16009944]

>>16009096
> British commandeer yet another thing from India, it's cuisine

[Anonymous No.16010075]

>>16009096
I'm sure all of them would be delicious if they were improved.

It's just a question of which country will do the work.
France
Italy
China
Japan

[Anonymous No.16010145]

>>16009896
>stolen
Cope more

[Anonymous No.16010155]

>>16009096
That bangers and mash needs brown sauce and peas m8

[Anonymous No.16010173]

>>16009096

[Anonymous No.16010181]

[Anonymous No.16010186]

This makes no sense.
How is a Full English in god-tier but black pudding is at the bottom?
Isn’t black pudding a prerequisite for a Full English?

[Anonymous No.16010189]

>>16010186
Collective =/= alone

[Anonymous No.16010207]

>>16009096
this is just a flawed survey. % who like it doesn't mean % who think it's the best. it's probably just the most mild flavors that anyone can enjoy.

[Anonymous No.16010219]

>>16009096
>having a fuck ton of food for lunch

Do brits really?

[Anonymous No.16010234]

>>16010181
>making a dish that takes 10 min to cook stretch out to 15 min because your dumbass wants to cook it in the oven for some stupid reason.

[Anonymous No.16010239]

>>16010181
>45 mins of oven time
Do the English not have anything to do all day or do they really waste an hour making this trash a diner can get to you in 7 minutes? I guess they wake up at 4am when Big Ben tells em it's time to start prepping for breakfast no need to brush your rotted out teeth gotta do all this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16010241]

>>16010239

>making a dish that takes 10 min to cook stretch out to 45 min because your dumbass wants to cook it in the oven for some stupid reason.

[Anonymous No.16010253]

>bubble and squeak

u wut

[Anonymous No.16010411]

>>16009096
>british
>scotch egg
Every time

[Anonymous No.16010551]

>>16010411
Whats your point mutt

[Anonymous No.16010654]

>>16010253
it's the noise it makes in the pan fren

[Anonymous No.16010723]

>>16010411

Scotch eggs are banging

[Anonymous No.16010753]

>>16010181
Damn, that chick has cute chubby arms and hands almost like Maangchi except whiter. Pretty nice instruction vid on how to cook a full English w/o a lot of fuss and mess.

[Anonymous No.16010779]

>>16010239
Full English would be prepared by the servants. In older times everyone middle class and above had them.

[Anonymous No.16010851]

>>16010753

>chick

I'm pretty certain that's Barry Lewis from My Virgin Kitchen lel

[Anonymous No.16010857]

>>16010173
their sweets are even worse than their meals, I did not expect that

[Anonymous No.16011350]

>>16009096
>faggots
>crap tier
these mfs are homophobic. reported

[Anonymous No.16011379]

>>16010145
Only one coping here is u m8.

[Anonymous No.16011387]

>>16010411
Scotch eggs were actually invented in London in 1851 by a shop called Fortnum Masons.

[Anonymous No.16011405]

>>16009096
>Beef Wellington
>low tier
what the fuck is wrong with br*t*sh people?

[Anonymous No.16011495]

>>16009096
>breakfast with some beans and a tomato
>roast beef dinner
>charcuterie lunch
>literally just a bacon sandwich
>food from the other side of the planet
imagine thinking this is somehow unique to your cultural identity

[Anonymous No.16011517]

faggots are just pork meatballs with gravy

[Anonymous No.16011568]

The survey was just "do you like X", so of course it selected for the most bland, inoffensive food possible.

[Anonymous No.16012045]

>>16009096
>cauliflower cheese, pasty, ploughmans, beef wellington, pork pie, steak and kidney pie, black pud being anything lower than top tier
american hands made this image

[Anonymous No.16012047]

>>16009096
>cRUMPETS

[Anonymous No.16012052]

>>16009096
>Faggots

[Anonymous No.16012058]

Jellied eels in crap tier?

And no Wigan Kebab?

[Anonymous No.16012070]

>>16012058
wigan kebab peas?

[Anonymous No.16012084]

>>16009096
>steak and kidney pie
>low tier
huh?

[Anonymous No.16012111]

>>16009096
>everything is brown
>not a vegetable or hint of any color other than brown in sight

[Anonymous No.16012114]

>>16012111
Quake: The Food

[Anonymous No.16012218]

>>16009096
Fixed

[Anonymous No.16012220]

>>16012070
Wigan kebab pea wet smack.

[Anonymous No.16012240]

>>16012218
Topkek

[Anonymous No.16012300]

>>16012218
>smack barm pey wey
>not god tier

[Anonymous No.16012303]

>>16012300
only smack barm pey dry god tier

[Anonymous No.16012315]

>pork and steak pies
>Low tier

A good steak pie will change your fucking life

[Anonymous No.16012334]

>>16009096
You could reverse this and be closer to the truth
>>16012218
kek

[Anonymous No.16012335]

>ITT:

[Anonymous No.16012409]

>>16011387
Those breasts have absolutely no business being that alluring

[Anonymous No.16012423]

>>16012409
Neither should those balls.

[Anonymous No.16012443]

>>16012240
No, Topkek is sweet, not savory.

[Anonymous No.16013165]

did only tastelets get to vote in this, they put all the best shit in low or crap tier. absolute state of this fucking country.

[Anonymous No.16013234]

>>16009699
worse, they call blood sausage "black pudding"
it's not a fucking pudding, guys. it's a sausage

[Anonymous No.16013239]

>>16009944
Tikka masala was invented in the UK by British Indians

[Anonymous No.16013250]

How much of this is even British?
>shepherd's pie
>chicken tikka masala
>fucking haggis
They're really this stupid, huh?

[Anonymous No.16013269]

>>16009096
Ploughman's lunch just looks like a really shitty charcuterie board

[Anonymous No.16013275]

Whoa whoa we need bubble and squeak in god tier. Been waiting for months for Tesco to restock these fuckers

[Anonymous No.16013451]

>>16010189
>hash browns
YE FOOKIN WANKAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.16013461]

>>16010189
Do bongs really?

[Anonymous No.16013463]

>>16010239
That isn't how you cook a fry-up, it's some meme 'different' video

[Anonymous No.16013490]

>>16009096
What are kippers?

[Anonymous No.16013567]

>he's never had a proper bacon sarnie before

[Anonymous No.16013839]

>Haggis in shit tier

Every time.
Not a single person who dislikes Haggis has EVER tasted it

[Anonymous No.16013863]

>>16009096
>Haggis
>british

[Anonymous No.16013882]

>>16013863
Where is it from then?

[Anonymous No.16013904]

>>16009096
>wellington
>low tier
Incredible, Brits even suck at their own food.

[Anonymous No.16013954]

>>16013567
>bacon sarnie
>not a bakey-buttie
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16013966]

>it's simple so it's bad
Brainlets

[Anonymous No.16014028]

>>16010181
fuck sort of fucking queer bakes a fry up?

[Anonymous No.16014533]

>>16009096
A few of the ones on the bottom are because people never tried them and the name sounds icky.

[Anonymous No.16014539]

>>16010181
>colloquially known as a fry-up
>he bakes it

[Anonymous No.16014902]

>>16009719
>british people claiming indian food as their own

[Anonymous No.16015510]

>>16010173
Scones are one of the worst baked goods on the planet

[Anonymous No.16015625]

>>16014902
but why? It's like americans claim beef patties

[Anonymous No.16015627]

>>16013250
yes

[Anonymous No.16016205]

>>16009096
>kippers and Liver and Onion on the bottom tier
Normies are beyond salvation.

[Anonymous No.16016211]

>toast
>not a bacon roll on ciabatta
Weak list

[Frenchie No.16016285]

I made bubble and squeak because of OP's picture. Was alright. Guess it's just mashed potato with carots.

[Anonymous No.16016410]

>>16009222
And for dessert, spotted dick.

[Anonymous No.16016468]

>>16009096
mfw faggots looks better than a bacon sandwich.

[Anonymous No.16016525]

>>16016468
delicious faggots

the british like to insult americans on 4chan but they both eat faggots and suck on faggots. what a union

[Anonymous No.16016536]

>>16009096
british "cuisine"

[Anonymous No.16016726]

>>16016536
>that face

Thank god we are mutts. That word is bandied about a lot but the hottest women on earth are all mutts. specifically those brazilian ones who are all french-portugeuse-german.

Anglo only features are.....eugh.

[Anonymous No.16016735]

which tier is soggy biscuit?

[Anonymous No.16016739]

why does britbong food have so many shades of brown and beige?

[Anonymous No.16016787]

>>16010181
the only thing on that plate that would have been better baked is the bread, and its the only thing he didnt bake.

[Anonymous No.16016822]

>>16016735
golden god tier

[Anonymous No.16016841]

>>16009096
But I love faggots :(

[Anonymous No.16016863]

>>16009719
Wait untill you hear about Americans and 'pizza'.

At least tikka was invented in britain.

[Anonymous No.16016869]

>>16016726
NORF

[Anonymous No.16016889]

>>16016863
>Americans and 'pizza'

like this in my city? baked in 50 seconds in one of three ovens shipped across the ocean in one piece directly from naples?

this is what europeans don't get...americans can get anything. we have access to anything. the only things we can't access as easily are specialty gourmet products that have controlled names and stuff in minor regions of italy etc. and we can STILL get those, just not as readily.

we have beat you in world competitions in the past few years of things like olive oil, wine, that you hold dear.

but the real fact of the matter is, america's version of pizza is better than napolitan pizza. as are so many other things americans modified and improved. it's what we do as a people, make the best version. that's why you got beaten several years in a world in the world's most esteemed wine championship.

guess what? they're starting to make single malts out in the plains now. got a lot of catching up to do there, but don't get caught sleeping...the famous distilleries are increasingly removing age statements and using lower quality casks and whatnot. we will sneak up on you if you sleep.

[Anonymous No.16016895]

>>16016889
several years in a row*

[Anonymous No.16016940]

>>16016889
Actually that's from my old city, I moved to a new city recently.

Oh no! It keeps happening!

Why do you think the richest country on earth can't get stuff?

Do you really think Americans just eat pasturized processed cheese food singles? I want you to know that in middle class supermarkets, that stuff isn't sold. You cannot find it. You can however find an award winning Wensleydale, a stank Epoisses, or a sharp Australian Cheddar. Wait, you can't get all 3 of those, can you? That's down the street from me...Multiple locations

And don't even get me started on if I go to one of my city's multiple upper-class markets, where I am able to buy rare, exciting and extremely expensive cheese that you've never heard of.

[Anonymous No.16016975]

>>16016889
>>16016940
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16016979]

>>16016975
>c-cringe
peas on toast? pea smarm pack barn whey protein? pea smoothie? boba pea? pea nuts?

what is the obsession with peas? peas aren't even good

[Anonymous No.16016980]

>>16016889
American(((jewish))) Propoganda. Who own's the competitions? All i'm saying is it's awfully suspitious that all the judges have a surnames ending in -stein.

Also don't compare sloppy greasy american cheesebread to authentic neapolitan pizza. In the UK i could get authentic vegetable dahl curry. But I won't because the savouriness of British chicken tikka is unable to be beaten. Contrast the umami tomato based curry with a yogurt mint dip and you have the perfect meal. Soft naan is a great choice to have with it. Spicy, Savoury a little salty perfectly balanced with a creamy tangy fresh sauce. No other country has mastered curry like the UK.

[Anonymous No.16016995]

>>16016980
>Who own's the competitions?

>ITS THE JEWS!!!!!!! KIKES JEWS!!!!!!!!!!
>own's
>own's
>own's

level of intelligence on display. sub-norf primate.

What I showed you IS AUTHENTIC NAPOLITAN PIZZA. THERE IS ZERO DIFFERENCE.

>i can get authentic curry
????????????? there are more indian diaspora in US than any other country, by far

you think we can't get fucking curry? or the fresh ingredients to make any variety ourself? or that CURRY MATTERS? LOL

[Anonymous No.16016999]

>>16016980
>No other country has mastered curry like the UK.

Except the Indians.

[Anonymous No.16017014]

>>16016999
he's really dying on the hill that UK food's claim to fame is, wait for it

brown slop

[Anonymous No.16017054]

>>16016999
>>16016995

congrats on trips. But you're not listening. Your idians invent vegetable dishes with no flavour because they bulk them up with lentils and shit. The indians alone can't cook for shit. I mean they literally cook with shit, look it up.

Tikka Masala was invented by a bangladeshi for a white british guy. It was born out of the relationship between the natives taste and the eastern curry tradition. You Americans might live near more indians but we brits live closer to them. While you seperate we realise our similarities. Enjoy your greasy bread

[Anonymous No.16017088]

>>16017014
Isn't stew just brown slop? What about chili?

[Anonymous No.16017102]

>>16017054
>You Americans might live near more indians but we brits live closer to them.

lol yeah that fucking sucks to be you senpai, hate it for you. pakistanis too, they're very close to your young women. sometimes in the same personal space as it were.

>>16017088
stew isn't an american claim to fame? it's a dish as old as europe?
chili is a casual and functional meal, not something people take pride in? except flyover state chili cookoff shit, but we're talking about actual americans, not murrcans

[Anonymous No.16017274]

>>16009096
holy shit why is every regional food in the world fantastic except british? the shit they make is almost all fucking vomit tier, please im begging you british people learn to make good food. the only good food you busted up teeth having tea drinkers is the full english. the rest of this shit is either sad or fucking gross. and why are the names of the foods all the worst shit ever, its like they got a 6 year old to name the foods

[Anonymous No.16017314]

>>16017274
>drain the rice what she doing?????

they can't even cook basic food that children can cook. on tv. as a paid tv chef teaching home cooks.

[Anonymous No.16017693]

>>16017274
how is roast dinner bad? What about sheppards pie? This sound like another pathetic cope from yet another rootles american. I dunno go to china eat dog fetus. I think they eat bugs in the philipines. What about human meat in Africa. Eastern europe is basically mayonaise land. Western europe is okay but America is where they outsource family dinners to corporations. They then come back with greasy meal you stick in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.16017733]

>>16017693
>my perception of americans is people eating microwave dinners

the reality of americans is that you can go to chef classes and learn french cuisine at a local supermarket. high quality ingredient availability has exploded here and i think the average city dwelling american at this point in time, because of our self sufficient nature, is now a better cook than the same people in other countries

british city dwellers seem to survive on kebab and chinky, dunno where you get off talking shit.

>shepards pie
Is not good. Everything doesn't have to be glommed together.

[Anonymous No.16017811]

>>16017733
Maybe if you live in some run down town up north you'll eat a lot of takeaways but where i live i'm spoiled for choice for which supermarket i want to go to. Tesco, Marks and Spencer, Morrisons, Sainsburies are all supermarkets near me. All of them have butchers and fishmonger, some with cheese-counters too. I can get whatever ingrediant i want and i'm willing to bet the food is a lot more local too.

Let me give you another food suggestion. Welsh rarebit. Cheese on toast is good, it's basically an open grilled cheese sandwich. Welsh rarebit is cheese on toast on crack. It's basically a cheese sauce with ale and worcestershire sauce. Truly a flavour bomb.

Also another thing your forgetting is all the amazong british ingrediants. This list doesn't include things like cheese and sausages. I bet you can't get a cumberland sausage in america but they are really good.

[Anonymous No.16017817]

>>16009096
>30 types of fried brown

[Anonymous No.16017818]

>>16017733
>>16017811
You two are both unspeakably pathetic.
Patriotic about who has the best ethnic garbage for drunks stumbling home from the pub. Pure brainletry.

[Anonymous No.16017821]

>>16017811
>I can get whatever ingrediant i want and i'm willing to bet the food is a lot more local too.

you think your food is a lot more local than that in the worlds #1 food producing country? do you realize how insanely much more farm and pasture we have than you?

>welsh rarebit
ok you're taking the piss i get it

>i bet you cant get cumberland sausage
I have these local to me, 5 sec google search
https://stores.thequeenspantry.com/
https://heywoodsmeat.com/

[Anonymous No.16017827]

>>16009096
>Scotch egg that low
>Bacon sandwich that high

This has to be a troll list.

[Anonymous No.16017839]

>>16017821
heres another one local to me
https://www.patakmeats.com/products/#sausages

"i bet you cant get x sausage"

who cares if i can get that exact one look what i can get rofl

[Anonymous No.16017869]

>>16010181
>Be Australian
>Do the whole thing on the bbq in 15 minutes
You bongs sending my ancestors here as punishment was truly a blessing

[Anonymous No.16017879]

>>16017869
>Be American
>line up ingredients for full English on the ground
>put pictures of friendly looking black students behind them
>empty drum magazine of AR-15 into the whole lineup

[Anonymous No.16017896]

>>16014902
chicken tikka is british. as a pajeet, chicken tikka is the most bland shit ever passed as "indian food" I have ever eaten. Never had it as a kid, tried it recently and it fucking sucks.
y'all can keep that dogshit cockroach food.

[Anonymous No.16018078]

>>16017733
>the reality of americans is that you can go to chef classes and learn french cuisine at a local supermarket
lol what? Stop being so delusional

[Anonymous No.16018096]

>>16018078
>lol what? Stop being so delusional

You really don't think this is a thing huh. shows how euros are just completely and utterly clueless about america

it's so bizarre how all the best universities are here, the most important cities in the world are here, the newest technology in the world comes from here, and yet you think everywhere is a trailer park in alabama. you don't understand the scale of the country because it's too large for your brain, and you don't understand the scale of offerings because the fact that we have more purchasing power per citizen on average than almost every nation in europe including the big 5.

there is shit to buy here and shit to do here. i could not tell you where to get murican cheese food singles.

[Anonymous No.16018111]

>>16009096
>faggots
>shit tier
They got that right, however...
>black pudding
>shit tier
Kindly go fuck yourself with your garbage taste.

[Anonymous No.16018132]

>>16009096
That's a lot of bread.
When I think of England, I don't think of wheat fields.

[Anonymous No.16018138]

>>16018132
>The total area of agricultural holdings is about 23.07 million acres (9.34 million hectares), of which about a third are arable and most of the rest is grassland. During the growing season about half the arable area is cereal crops, and of the cereal crop area, more than 65% is wheat.

You don't?

[Anonymous No.16018145]

>>16018138
when I search for blonde girl in wheat fields pics for my Fascist ERP discord its always Ukraine and never Bongstan.

[Anonymous No.16018209]

>>16018145
thats because the wheat fields in england are right next to a bog with visible green gas jets shooting out and ROUS's

[Anonymous No.16018834]

>>16015510
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.16018872]

>>16010219
For hangover brunch it's second only to dim sum in my book.

[Anonymous No.16018950]

>>16018096
>it's so bizarre how all the best universities are here, the most important cities in the world are here, the newest technology in the world comes from here, and yet you think everywhere is a trailer park in alabama
Brits absolutely BTFO and getting headaches right now.

[Anonymous No.16018960]

>>16009096
This is list is just retarded

[Anonymous No.16018977]

>>16017869
Yeah the video is just wrong pretty much, I've never heard of anyone baking a full english

[Anonymous No.16018979]

>British """Cuisine"""

[Anonymous No.16019007]

>>16016536
4 pieces of toast for one pot of beans?! Disgusting, the cunt didn't even butter the bread.

[Anonymous No.16019347]

>>16009096
>beef wellington
more like queef smellington lol fuckin fag

[Anonymous No.16019354]

>liver
>crap tier
>All god tier foods are fattening garbage
I am fucking FUMING
The Anglo's have drank their last tea, time to sink that filthy fucking island to the ocean.

[Anonymous No.16019573]

>>16012218
Top kek

[Anonymous No.16019580]

>>16009096
remove Yorkshire pudding and crumpets replace with bangers and mash and Cornish pasty.
btw if you haven't ever had a bacon sandwich that was a revelation you have been making bacon sandwiches wrong.

[Anonymous No.16019590]

>>16016536
Jim Sterling's transition is going well

[Anonymous No.16019594]

I doubt the people rating black pudding has actually tried it. Most people who try it tend to like it. bangers and mash is fucking boring and it's "top tier"

[Anonymous No.16020755]

>>16018979
I want to put that pie out of its misery with a grenade

[Anonymous No.16021886]

>>16009096
>black pudding
>crap tier
you wanna ‘ave a go m8

[Anonymous No.16021943]

>>16019580
I make bacon sandwiches with cheese and tomato on toasted rye like God intended, and they're amazing. The WASP ethnic version in this pic looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.16021993]

>>16009096
ploughman's lunch is what I eat after a night with you're mom lmao

[Anonymous No.16022749]

>>16017896
You don't like it? Fuck off back to Pakistan then.

[Anonymous No.16022777]

>>16009096
>Liver & Onions "crap tier"
LET ME AT THEM I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM ALL

[Anonymous No.16023000]

>>16009096
American here, bacon sandwich is god tier but it's best with soft bread and crunchy bacon.

[Anonymous No.16023467]

>>16009429
and haggis

[Anonymous No.16023534]

>>16023000
a little kid can make that

[Anonymous No.16023553]

>>16009096
>scotch egg in low tier
>beef wellington in low tier
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.16023562]

>>16023553
It's bait.

[Anonymous No.16023565]

>>16023562
it better be

[Anonymous No.16023745]

>>16023565
>>16023562
it comes from twitter

[Anonymous No.16024678]

>>16013882
scots

[Anonymous No.16024707]

>>16023553
>>16023745
It's YouGov. They're full of shit and fudge their statistics.
Imagine the average fucking troglodyte who takes the time to fill out a 50-question survey only for free. Now imagine the average retard clickbait promoter in charge of turning that data into a spammable infographic that's both endlessly debatable and full of shit.

YouGov is shit.

[Anonymous No.16024811]

>>16016999
Who here would eat any curry prepared by an Indians dirty shit covered hands?

[Anonymous No.16024813]

>>16009096
One time someone described British cuisine as a 10 year old left home alone making dinner and it's the best description

[Anonymous No.16024818]

>>16017896
Who cares what a filthy poo thinks?

[Anonymous No.16025319]

>>16009096
Is british food just banter? Like are they all just joking with eachother trying to make one another eat disgusting fried sloppa?

[Anonymous No.16025334]

>>16009096
>Ploughmans lunch mid tier
the dumb brits finally come up with something amazing and they dont even realise it

[Anonymous No.16025338]

>>16013234
All of it

[Anonymous No.16025341]

>>16025334
Chicken tikka also blows all this other lame unseasoned bullshit out of the water and it's listed for some reason

[Anonymous No.16025355]

>>16014902
It was invented here
>>16024678
Which is in Britain
>>16009096
Rent free