/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16002540]

I don't care about all the negative things reddit says about him. Adam is extremely talented and easily the best professional chef on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.16002566]

>>16002540
t. Adam

Nice try, just because Reddit also finds you annoying doesn't mean that you'll be a hit on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.16002575]

I used to have no opinion on this guy at all, but now I hate him with a burning passion and I still haven't watched any of his vids. Congratulations, the shilling really worked

[Anonymous No.16002616]

>>16002540
Hi Adam, don't forget to prep the bull today

[Anonymous No.16002632]

fuck off adam every time i see one of these i'm gonna send a thousand automated subscribers to internet shaquille

[Anonymous No.16002640]

>>16002540
lizzie mcguire's dad

[Anonymous No.16002641]

this guy is annoying and full of it

[Anonymous No.16002645]

>>16002540
i know 3 people who fucked his wife in the last month

[Anonymous No.16002658]

Remember to use "-adam" when looking for cooking vids on youtube to watch
>>16002540
eat your own dick faguesa.

[Anonymous No.16002667]

>>16002540
Imagine those lips around your cock

[Anonymous No.16002673]

>>16002540
i don't understand why you are so obsessed with me and your odd beliefs about how the world works. it's borderline retarded and completely made up from learning from a 14th century journal notes from a deckboy who worked on a ship for a government official on their personal time.

you copying all my comments and getting jealous that i'm just better than you and inability to admit your lack of successes and talents and your overall physical ugliness is odd for anyone. most people in your demographic are aware of themselves but you don't even recognise who you are in a mirror you keep thinking i am you and you are me. you are incredibly naive and stupid yet you believe you are the personal student of rachmaninoff and einstein and your family is related to bill gates and you are personal friends with various presidents across the world. this is completely insane and untrue. if it was true you wouldn't be online posting on 4chan.

this isn't fooling me into thinking that you are some great guy since i already seen you in person and you're actually very ugly and stupid yet unaware of this but gets jealous the minute you see someone out of your league or who you will never be able to compete with. you are ruining your own life and you keep blaming me thinking i'm the one telling you to do stuff and that you believe that you are being held hostage when you aren't. you're just a shitty person and so is your family. idk why it is taking you so long to admit this.

[Anonymous No.16002683]

>>16002616
>stop trying to touch my dick Fagusea I can put my own condom on

[Anonymous No.16002692]

>>16002658
Gas stoves are shit tier tho

[Anonymous No.16002702]

>>16002566
He is literally ck

[Anonymous No.16002713]

>>16002645
make that 4

[Anonymous No.16002812]

Easily the most masculine YT cooking expert out there.

[Anonymous No.16002900]

>>16002658
He got under his skin so fucking hard lmao

[Anonymous No.16002920]

>>16002540

[Anonymous No.16002923]

>>16002540
Who is this faggot? Some sort of gay homosexual queer tranny faggot?

[Anonymous No.16002948]

Adam awoke, naked and chained to a wall, with a coughing fit, the hairs on his tounge having gotten caught in his windpipe while unconcious. He wheezed and felt the gag reflex kick in before finally exhaling the errant curly hairs. He looked upon them in his hand and realized these looked too feral, too masculine to be anywhere near his own. He took small comfort in knowing this meant he likely hadn't sucked himself off last night. Trying to recollect the events leading up to this, he noticed he was in a dark basement, walls lined with spice racks and filled to the brim with jars of Cayenne. Adam had little time to take in his surroundings as he became aware of a sharp burning sensation in his asshole. His confusion giving way to panic, he screamed for help into the darkness, his echoing plea reverberating into the void.

A moment of silence. Suddenly, the stillness was faintly broken by approaching footsteps accompanied by the sound of a piano:

https://youtu.be/UI6YgHidevk

An vast silhoutte emerged from the dark, and with a booming voice exclaimed:

"This is Chef John, from fooooood wishes dot com wiiiith... How to prep your soyboy!"

A shiver came Raguesa as he suddenly remembered exactly what transpired last night.

"J-john, please, I-"

No sooner had Adams words left his lips before John mighty hairy hands covered his mouth and forced his face to the ground, his muffled cries ignored by the titan who Jovially explained to the camera every step of the process. He saw Chef John reach for one of the jars of Cayenne while forcing Adams buttcheeks apart. At that moment, he realized the origin of the burning sensation he had felt earlier.

[Anonymous No.16002991]

>>16002540
Hey turdsucker, there are actual real chefs on youtube.

[Anonymous No.16003312]

>>16002948

Now I'm horny thanks

[Anonymous No.16003318]

>>16002540
why do i want to punch his face so badly?

[Anonymous No.16003321]

>>16002683
>the bull is white

[Anonymous No.16003365]

>>16002540
He's good but I prefer chef John or even Babish, Adam try too hard to be some kind of teacher when he's just a midwit as proven by his video on keto

[Anonymous No.16003441]

>>16003321
>there's only one bull

[Anonymous No.16003492]

>>16002658
Is he autistic?

[Anonymous No.16003502]

Ethan and John are best

[Anonymous No.16003543]

>>16003441
bazinga

[Anonymous No.16003975]

deer when?

[Anonymous No.16004309]

>>16002540
>professional chef
lol

[Anonymous No.16004389]

autists hate other autists

[Anonymous No.16004868]

>>16002566
i do reddit and ck, im just waiting for adam to die at this point.