That one dish your mom cooks and you hated eating

[Anonymous No.16002510]

I hated salt pepper porkchop, she always overcooked it

[Anonymous No.16002516]

>>16002510
My mom used to make cabbage rolls, but the rice inside was always super crunchy and raw. I hate it when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.16002572]

Taragon chicken i.e chicken that has tarragon, salt and pepper on it and put in the griller/broiler

My parents were pretty great cooks but that chicken wasn't my favourite

[Anonymous No.16002579]

>>16002516
i've noticed this w casserole makers, they like to decrease on dish washing by having less dishes to wash all at once because they dont wash as they cook. so they just put all the ingredients together in one pot so things are unevenly cooked but edible.

[Anonymous No.16002584]

>>16002510
I was just happy she cooked a warm meal every night unlike some of my friends' moms who wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.16002598]

>>16002516
>>16002579
If you want to be a lazy shit and not par-cook your rice why not use minute rice? That's what my mother used to do and it sucks but it sure sucks less than crunchy rice.

[Anonymous No.16002608]

>>16002598
Don't call my mom (or anyone's mom) a "lazy shit", you gutless wimp. I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

[Anonymous No.16002623]

>>16002510
My mom absolutely fucked up porkchops too anon. She was always afraid they'd be undercooked so they were always like shoe leather. They always managed to taste what I can only describe as "poopy" too. Its that weird gross flavor that only overcooked pork gets.


Cant beat her up too much though. Both my parents worked full time and we always had a nice meal on the table. Now that we are all out of the house and they have more time theyre excellent cooks.

[Anonymous No.16002624]

>>16002510
Funnily enough, what's in the OP. Spaghetti Bolognaise. The smell made me gag, I could never eat it.
I also hated her beef stroganoff since I hate mushrooms, but at least with that I could just eat the meat on it's own.

[Anonymous No.16002625]

>>16002608
Your mother is a lazy stupid fat whore!

[Anonymous No.16002633]

>>16002625
Looks like I forgot smelly.

[Anonymous No.16002647]

She would always mess up lasagna and other pastas, she wasnt very good at it, one day when i was 14 i asked her to stop doing it, and i would cook it. Thats how i first got into cooking
also >>16002584

[Anonymous No.16002648]

>>16002624
Was it her Bolognese you didn't like or you just don't like Bolognese? Cause I fucking love Bolognese

[Anonymous No.16002651]

>>16002516
lmao your mom is a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16002711]

>>16002625
>>16002633
Yeah, just do that in the comfort of a screen. As I said, you wouldn't do it to my face.

[Anonymous No.16002735]

>>16002598
if i meet someone that cooks casseroles with minute rice does that mean they are my mom now......

[Anonymous No.16002739]

>>16002711
Would be too busy to talk to you while banging your lazy mom.

[Anonymous No.16002744]

>>16002608
if they were a gutless wimp they wouldnt even have the courage to type that response.

[Anonymous No.16003118]

>>16002711
lmao i would slap my dick in your face

[Anonymous No.16003147]

Everything. My mother couldn't cook for shit, me and my sister would start cooking pasta ourselves at the age of 8 because my mom's would always be either under our overcooked and watery. On the plus side as a young adult I now cook all of my meals at home while my friends who never had to use a stove in their lives don't have a clue what to do.

[Anonymous No.16003150]

>>16002510
do amerifats really complain about home cooked meals?

[Anonymous No.16003163]

>>16003150
you'd be shocked how many americans here can't cook

[Anonymous No.16003165]

>>16002510
Motherfucking spaghetti.

Ragu sauce, ground beef and shit quality noodles. I will never eat canned sauce if I can. I'd rather just make Cacio E Pepe

[Anonymous No.16003177]

That chick looks very hot from the thumbnail zoomed out but up close looks like a tranny or man in a wig

[Anonymous No.16003206]

>>16002510
unironically the same as OP's pic, she makes a terrible spaguetti, it's greasy, tastes bitter and she breaks the pasta.

[Anonymous No.16003228]

>>16002510
Any time my mom would make stir fry. She would always mix in weird vegetables together like baby corn and water chestnuts, and the only seasoning she would use for it would be soy sauce.

[Anonymous No.16003261]

>>16003118
Why? Are you gay?

[Anonymous No.16003282]

>>16002510
i never eat from my mom or never had mom made me food. my servants made me chinese food and instant korean food and korean street food.

[Anonymous No.16003344]

>>16002510
Chicken and dumplings
though I think I would hate it no matter who made it. God that shit is repulsive.

[Anonymous No.16003354]

>>16002510
Sausage casserole she would serve it over white rice

[Anonymous No.16003363]

>>16003354
dude, that's literally prison food, we had it like 2 times per week

[Anonymous No.16003392]

>>16003363
kek at least I'm prepared if I ever commit a crime

[Anonymous No.16003505]

>>16003261
Why, do you want the man that's slapping his dick in your face to be gay?

[Anonymous No.16003515]

>>16003150
I think majority of the people are thankful, but moms aren't perfect, there's got to be that one dish they can't get it right

[Anonymous No.16003524]

Boiled, then baked, pork ribs.
It was the stink more than the taste that was bad.

[Anonymous No.16004264]

1. Pork tenderloin. She would take a whole pork tenderloin and slather it with mustard and put in oven until it was "blackened". It was so dry it was inedible. She liked cooking things in oven or on grill outside because she hates cleaning the stove.
2. Eggs and salsa. Scrambled eggs, no butter or salt, and when they're cooked tip them out on a plate and top with Pace mild salsa from a jar straight from the refrigerator. Ice cold watery flavorless salsa poured over the eggs.

Whenever I'm at my parents' house in the morning my mom still offers to make salsa and eggs thinking I like it, I always refuse. One day I'll miss it.

[Anonymous No.16004540]

>>16002572
Ehh, tarragon is more for fish or tomato stuff.

[Anonymous No.16004550]

>>16002510
My mom made me kill and rooster and eat the whole thing after she fried it. It was chewy as a motherfucker.

It was chicken fried bubblegum.

DELICIOUS

[Anonymous No.16004571]

>>16002510
>ugly woman puts ragu and spaghetti in the same pan, heats it up and takes a picture
*puke*

[Anonymous No.16004593]

>>16002648
no you dont

[Anonymous No.16004601]

>>16002510
Anything involving chicken thighs. Just never was a big fan of them. It's either just generic or she tries too hard to make them taste unique. And she cooks them alot

[Anonymous No.16004644]

>>16002510
My mom was a stellar cook, and I'm grateful she cooked most of the stuff she did for me.
...that being said, there was this one fucking mexican black-bean casserole she used to make that was somehow both mushy and crunchy, and completely tasteless aside from being weirdly...tangy? idek, fuck that thing.

[Anonymous No.16005571]

>>16002510
Almost any kind of meat that went into a crockpot, she'd put in so much fuckin' rosemary, sage, and bay leaves it was nearly impossible to eat.

[Anonymous No.16005611]

>>16004540
I think it goes pretty well with white meat chicken

[Anonymous No.16005724]

>>16002584
not even interested in getting to know u....

[Anonymous No.16005733]

>>16002647
who cares just kys ur too poor to be alive living off stealing leftovers

[Anonymous No.16005748]

>>16003118
u say tht like it means something or is a power move attractive to females.

[Anonymous No.16005769]

>>16003392
imagine being this patheitc, middle aged and looking for a quick hit thinks they know a thing or two for insta cred but ur senpai used to live in the ghetto when u were a baby

[Anonymous No.16005789]

>>16004550

[Anonymous No.16005795]

>>16004571

[Anonymous No.16005799]

>>16004644
r u havin a stroke

[Anonymous No.16005824]

>>16002510
Anything she ever cooked

[Anonymous No.16005826]

>>16002510
salmon
was always the driest piece of shit to ever grace the planet

[Anonymous No.16006317]

>>16002510
>she always overcooked it
Every boomer did.

[Anonymous No.16006323]

Pork necks with egg noodles.

[Anonymous No.16006331]

Love your mother, she won't always be around.

[Anonymous No.16006339]

>>16006323
omg r u gonna rot in prison or what

[Anonymous No.16006556]

>>16004571
>ugly woman
I actually think shes really pretty

[Anonymous No.16006568]

>>16006556
jewkike

[Anonymous No.16006570]

>>16002510
My mom would make this shit she called Bachelor's Delight, which was ground beef and about 59 different kinds of beans in some ketchup sauce. It was awful.

[Anonymous No.16006576]

>>16006568
I mean I guess, she just looks med to me, or at least med mixed. You know not every longish nose = jew right? There's more phenotypical features to look for than just nose.

[Anonymous No.16006597]

>>16002510
>boiled dinner
>shake and bake chicken
>pork chops
At least she was very good at italian dishes. Particularly meat sauce.

[Anonymous No.16006608]

Not my mum but my dad. It was Meatloaf. It's not that it was bad, it's just that meatloaf itself is shit.

[Anonymous No.16006614]

Pork chop casserole.

Basically pork chops with canned green peas and canned diced(?) tomatoes. I like my vegetables but I'm not a fan of pork chops and canned peas. Dish wasn't disgusting, just very offensive.

[Anonymous No.16006643]

>>16002608
Your mom is a cunt.

[Anonymous No.16006652]

Steak easily

[Anonymous No.16006653]

>>16002510
I've always complained about my moms cooking
one day my mom snapped and said why don't you try cooking for yourself then, so I did
then basically we both just started really getting into cooking and the quality of our home cooked meals just steadily increased

[Anonymous No.16006657]

>>16006653
You should fuck

[Anonymous No.16006664]

>>16006653
I can sense the sexual tension.

[Anonymous No.16006751]

>>16002648
All. To this day I've never eaten it.

[Anonymous No.16006772]

>>16006657
>>16006664
you guys need to fuck your moms

[Anonymous No.16006825]

khoresh karafs. love the stuff now

[Anonymous No.16006827]

>>16006653
Hot, i bet there's something rising and it's not the dough

[Anonymous No.16006831]

>>16003163
I'm cooking right now, and you can't stop me, Yurofag

[Anonymous No.16006838]

>>16002510
tacos
she also is mentally ill
she finally stopped making them when I told her they were fucking disgusting and she is a fat lazy dipshit

[Anonymous No.16006840]

>>16003282
>Things that didn't happen

Seriously though, you should release your child slaves, Chang

[Anonymous No.16006843]

Very tough and bland pot roast

[Anonymous No.16006844]

Mom would make a lazy baked chicken cordon bleu and use mint flavored toothpicks to hold them together. The whole thing only tasted of mint, it was terrible but she didn't mind herself and just kept doing it. The first time we though it was a mistake but no, she did it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.16006851]

>>16006844
what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.16006891]

My mom always under cooked pancakes and no one told her until me and my brothers were all in our teens and she started cooking them correctly afterwards, suffered 10 years of bad pancakes for no reason.

[Anonymous No.16006902]

>>16006772
Fucked her into an early grave son.

[Anonymous No.16006905]

>>16006844
Should use stalks of rosemary in place of toothpicks.

[Anonymous No.16006928]

>>16002608

[Anonymous No.16006935]

>>16006331
The sooner the better.
That would probably be better for the world.

[Anonymous No.16006965]

Spaghetti.
She makes a damn good sauce, but she manages to fuck up the pasta.
She uses angel hair and overcooks it, so by the time it's strained, you're left with a solid lump of noodles that refuse to separate.

She refuses to learn from past attempts.

[Anonymous No.16006991]

>>16002510
French toast
And anything with fish, except tuna sandwiches

[Anonymous No.16006994]

>>16003150
Theres grandma home cooked meals, which were always awesome cus she was a 50s housewife and cared about her families happiness.
Then theres Moms homcooked meals which was often pre-made boxed stuff passed off as home cooking or utterly incompetent home cooking because mom did care about anything but her TV shows and social circles and her next hair appointment.

That said my mom is actually a good cook in between bouts of crazy. But like I had tons of friends(I'm 32 now so this was ~15 years ago or more) who parents just could not cook and I actively avoided staying/being there for dinner because I, a 15 year old nerd at the time, could cook radically better food from scratch myself.

American Boomers don't and never did give a rats ass about their kids, despite all the talk the other way, they care about social status and appearances, not substance. They want everything to think they're a good cook but dont care if they actually are and at no point does their kids tastes, opinions or happiness enter into it.

[Anonymous No.16007000]

>>16006331
There is no death anon...

[Anonymous No.16007032]

>>16006994
Or if you're like me, your grandmother is mentally ill, so your great grandmother was the one who made awesome food and chastised the family for being degenerates
now I carry on their tradition and my family hates me

[Anonymous No.16007435]

My mom put herself through college waiting tables and learned to make anything tasty from a diner you could imagine but we all got fat as a result
>eggs and bacon every day for breakfast
>sandwich for lunch
>chicken , burgies or steak or pork chops
salad was an iceberg wedge with blue cheese or 1000 island

[Anonymous No.16007452]

>>16002510
Lasagne. God I hated her semen tasting white crema and the pasta sheet being so overloaded there were dry spots where the tomoto couldnt penetrate. I never had Lasagne willingly ever since I moved out.

[Anonymous No.16007466]

My mom was an alcoholic who would buy expensive cuts of beef for roast and bake it with no seasonings and cut it on the grain too

Just overcooked flavorless chewy and hard to swallow beef with boiled potatoes

This was still preferable to having to drink beer with a migraine while locked in a car on the highway for 9 hours because she wouldnt give me water

[Anonymous No.16007468]

Mince and tatties. I eat it now but as a child this was heartbreaking to come home to

[Anonymous No.16007479]

>Meatloaf
>but actually its just a small amount of hamburger and all the leftover of a week scraped off the dishes
The long loose hairs didnt help

[Anonymous No.16007487]

>>16007435
Don't blame your mom you fatty

[Anonymous No.16007496]

>>16007468
Really ? That's a dish really hard to fuck up

Perhaps if the presentation is better it could have helped

Gravy and pattie in the mash volcano , peas on the sides

[Anonymous No.16007635]

>>16002510
My mom would always buy the porkchops that only has a thin rind of fat instead of the marbled ones. Dry as fucking wood.

[Anonymous No.16007647]

>>16007468
If it weren't for the tablecloth that could easily be a photo from my childhood home.
I had no idea food could be good before I moved out. I love my parents but their cooking is entirely about sustenance.

[Anonymous No.16007670]

>>16007487
The thumbnail looks like she has a leg or arm twisted up towards her through a hole in her pants.