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>be me
>go to local restaurant with gf
>order drinks
>waitress kneels down to take orders
>gf orders a French Dip
>and you, anon?
>order same and then ass, "while you're down there, wanna do me a favor?
>waitress asks, "like what?"
>you could suck my dick, for starters
>waitress replies, I thought you'd never ask
>crawls under table, unzips me and starts licking the head of my dick
>start getting hard
>gf asks, is she really doing it?
>I say fuck yeah ans she's had practice
>gf slides under table and now 2 chicks are blowing me
>I glance under tabl and my gf has 2 fingers in the waitress' pussy and a thumb in her butt
>she's giving her a good fucking
>waitress keeps blowing me
>restaurant owner comes to my table
>everything all right sir?
>I'm fine I say, getting ready to blow a big load
>h walks away as I shoot into the waitress mouth, and hear the ladies under my table climax together
>my gf was frigging herself while she fingered the waitress
>both come up
>guess I should get you those French Dips
>she walks toward the kitchen
>gf looks coyly at me
>so are you going to give her a big tip?
>fuck no
>why not?
>she's my half-sister and she owe me a lot of money
>gf looks confused
>I'm getting hard again, why don't you suck me off while we wait for our French Dips
>gf crawls under table and blows me again
>French Dips come and we eat them and all the French fries, too
>leave 18% tip, because she is my half-sister
>the end

>> No.16001733

>>16001728
>the end
stopped reading right there

>> No.16001737

THE ARISTOCRATS

>> No.16001831

>>16001733
Me too, just in time

>> No.16001955

>>16001728
saved for posterity
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2021/04/food-blog-cxxxvi.html

>> No.16001964

>>16001955
WTF is this

>> No.16001992

>>16001728
you are a smooth operator

>> No.16002001

>>16001728
This did not happen.

>> No.16002012

>>16001728
Did she wash her hands before bringing you the fries?

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16002020

>>16001955
based

>> No.16002057

This is the result of sending autistic coomers too many Arbys French Dip 2 for 5 coupons.

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16002689

>>16001955
So this is the power of autism, huh?

>> No.16002925

>>16001955
Are you jacking off to these?

>> No.16003130

>>16001728
Do americans really?

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16003305

>>16001955
I thought I was an autist, but then I saw this and realized I'm still a fucking autist.

>> No.16003330

>>16001728
GET OF THE FUCKING PREP TABLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16003426

>>16001728
>comebody has ACTUALLY had this fantasy and ACTUALLY wishes it would ACTUALLY happen
I had fantasies like this when I was teenager too, except it was with guys, and I was the guy giving the blowjobs.

>> No.16003432

>>16001728
many such cases

>> No.16004736

>>16001728
I'm a sucker for stories with a happy ending.

>> No.16004740

>>16001728
Lost you at ass faggot

>> No.16004747

>>16001728
Yeah, same thing happened to me a few times.

>> No.16004754

>>16001728
>>16001955
Nice.

>> No.16005389

>gf
im 26 and never had a gf

>> No.16005405

>>16005389
39 and same, and it's fantastic. Most of my peers are over-the-hill schmucks who can't get laid any more and keep talking about wanting to get laid. It's like it took them 39 years for them to get where I was at 25, and I moved beyond them long ago.

>> No.16005477

>>16001728
amazing story anon!