Is soft ice cream cucked?

[Anonymous No.16001695]

I had a falling out with one of my friends yesterday because he got a soft ice cream instead of a normal trad one and I said that soft ice cream is for faggots. I used logical deductive reasoning that the softer texture is similar to semen, which is one of the various subtle psy-ops to feminize men. My friend is admittedly kind of a libtard but I've been trying to subtly redpill him on what is secretly happening to western society and how it is embedded in the subtlest ways into literally every aspect of society. But maybe I misread this one. Is soft ice cream cucked, and how can you explain it?

[Anonymous No.16001699]

>>16001695
You sound like a faggot that can't stop thinking about eating semen.

[Anonymous No.16001934]

I didn't know there were different ice cream textures...

[Anonymous No.16001968]

>>16001695
I know this is bait. But even thinking of this as bait makes you a fucking faggot. No kidding.

[Anonymous No.16001969]

>>16001695
>Over Memorial Day weekend of 1934, Tom Carvel, the founder of the Carvel brand and franchise, suffered a flat tire in his ice cream truck in Hartsdale, New York. He pulled into a parking lot and began selling his melting ice cream to vacationers driving by. Within two days he had sold his entire supply of ice cream and concluded that both a fixed location and soft (as opposed to hard) frozen desserts were potentially good business ideas. In 1936, Carvel opened his first store on the original broken down truck site and developed a secret soft serve ice cream formula as well as patented super low-temperature ice cream machines.

You gotta take an L on this one. soft ice cream came about in the 30s, and for purely innocent reasons.
(Just pretending this isn't a retarded false-flag thread)

[Anonymous No.16001984]

>>16001695
I love soft ice cream and I fucked your mom last night

[Anonymous No.16001986]

>softer texture is similar to semen
Nah it's not like semen but I don't care for soft serve much

[Anonymous No.16002018]

Now I'm curious, OP, what else do you avoid in case it reminds you of eating semen?

[Anonymous No.16002023]

>>16001695
>the softer texture is similar to semen
Confirmed for never eating semen. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.16002025]

>>16001969
Take the L is such a retarded, reddit tier expression.

[Anonymous No.16002028]

it's for chads

[Anonymous No.16002029]

>>16002023
Confirmed for eating semen. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.16002034]

>>16002025
I've never heard of that "expression" before today. It is gay and I hope that guy's boyfriend breaks up with him today.

[Anonymous No.16002035]

The best I've cream I've ever had was softcream.
You will never know this joy, op.

[Anonymous No.16002039]

>>16001695
>Is soft ice cream cucked
Are fucking mental?

[Anonymous No.16002051]

>>16002028
>those nails
Do women really?

[Anonymous No.16002074]

>>16002051
Of course

[Anonymous No.16002360]

>out to eat with friends
>they all order ice cream cones
>get this sissy as soft serve shit
>laugh as they eat with shame
>order hard ice cream
>waitress brings a cube of ice with cream poured over
>break molars biting into it
>smile with blood pouring out

[Anonymous No.16002369]

>>16001695
Cant do this with trad/hard ice cream

[Anonymous No.16002404]

>>16002369
Well, technically you could, you’d just need the right mold.

[Anonymous No.16002420]

>>16002369
Why would you want to unless you're a try way too hard social media try too hard.

[Anonymous No.16002432]

>>16001699
fpbp
checked.

[Anonymous No.16002433]

>>16001695
sup leftypol

[Anonymous No.16002462]

>>16002404
An intelligent optimist, I see.

>>16002420
I could care less for social media. I just like soft serve ice cream and would try to eat it before meltage

[Anonymous No.16002464]

>>16002029
Not him but there's nothing gay about eating your own semen, idiot.

[Anonymous No.16002469]

>>16002464
There's nothing hetero about it either, queer.

[Anonymous No.16002474]

All ice cream is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.16003094]

>>16002464
For a man, the act of consuming semen is inherently homosexual, as is masturbation (pleasuring a penis).

[Anonymous No.16003137]

>>16001695
>First day of summer! I'll have a small vanilla and chocolate twist, please

[Anonymous No.16003146]

>>16001695
Why do Amerifats eat soft serve ice cream? Do Amerifats enjoy being cucked? Is that why their porn is BLACKED?

[Anonymous No.16003176]

>>16001695
You have been spending too much time on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.16003220]

>>16001695
Kind of a gay bait anon please get a job

[Anonymous No.16004956]

>>16001695
you really thought this was funny or engaging enough to post eh? Maybe next time bud

[Anonymous No.16004976]

>>16001695
Soft serve isn't ice cream. I wish people wouldn't pretend it was. Can't stand the stuff, but it's not my problem if other people eat it.

[Anonymous No.16004991]

>>16002025
>>16000000
>>16002034
Lets take a moment to unpack this situation

[nazi femboy No.16005035]

>>16001695
LOL based autist

idk I guess soft serve seems a little feminine to me but I've already taken the fempill so I'll eat it right up

hope you didn't totally ruin your friendship though

[nazi femboy No.16005041]

>>16002369
god that's so hot

[Anonymous No.16005043]

>>16001695
Yes, soft serve ice cream has a cheating wife or whatever you're trying to say

[Anonymous No.16005179]

>>16001699
This. Imagine not knowing how to discuss ice cream without throwing pseudo-politics into it.

[Anonymous No.16005218]

[Anonymous No.16005259]

>>16001695
soft ice cream IS ice cream. the other "ice cream" is usually frozen custard.

[Anonymous No.16005267]

>>16001695
I laughed harder than I should have.

[Anonymous No.16005292]

Reminds me i'd gotten ice cream but it was soft, didnt know they did the dsoft so took it anyway was chea, but it taste nice so I went back but they had run out and there was an issue with a fence so they shut. I went the next day and they hard the had ice cream too. You mix it but the hard was better but the sofr was some weird creamy. Neverless just move it, but couldnever understand the meaning of it. Withthe hard cream its the better taste, but all all we know the score

[Anonymous No.16005488]

>>16002462
It's "i couldn't care less" you retard. Unless you are saying you do indeed care about social media.

[Anonymous No.16005548]

>>16001699
checked, fpbp
OP, stop projecting your faggotry onto any vaguely viscous material

[Anonymous No.16005675]

>>16001695
>subtle redpill
>"soft serve ice cream is semen and is making you a faggot"
Real subtle, anon.

[Anonymous No.16007315]

getting gay vibes from ice cream makes you obsessed and gay