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This shit is gonna open in my town soon is it worth driving five miles to try?

>> No.16001115

>>16001110
If your gas bill can handle it every week
The chain store usually comfy
Food is decent enough
t. ate there plenty of time when I was in jungle gookland

>> No.16001213

>>16001110
I’ve only tried their chicken sammich...it was pretty ok. It came with fries...they were jack in the box tier.

>> No.16001220

>>16001110
Yes. The line will be too long for the first four weeks, but after that drive out to try two piece spicy Chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice.

>> No.16001280

>>16001110
5 miles is basically right in your neighborhood. Go for it, Jollibee is good shit.

>> No.16001289

>>16001110
dont fuck the bee

>> No.16001307

>>16001213
>sammich
retard

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16001316

>>16001110
Hello Sir, welcome to JOLLIBEE©!

>> No.16001318

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>> No.16001322

>>16001318
what the fuck anon

>> No.16001339
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16001339

>>16001318
JOLLIBEE©

>> No.16001342

How many burgers joints do we need? Is originality dead? Can no one think of anything better?

>> No.16001347

For me its the Amazing Aloha Champ, the best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra Jolly Sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for Jolly Sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly Jollibee worker laughed and said, “I’m going to carr you thlee-for-flee!”.

Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-flee!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Jollibee restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a Kit Kat Mix-in, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in Jolly Sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.16001386

>>16001110
Walking five miles, hell no.
But, driving 5 miles like literally 6-7 minutes in a car, so why is that a problem for you, It probably takes you longer to put on shoes, gather your keys and start your car, than the actual trip.

It is just a fried chicken restaurant with poverty sides of low quality. If your heritage is to remember eating here as a child, or your brain is chomping at the bit to taste the exact flavors again in your life, try it. Will you be blown away or be a convert?

>> No.16001469

>is it worth
No.
It's microwaved spaghetti and fast food fried chicken.

>> No.16001594

>>16001316
I'd like a 2pc spicy chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice, please.

>> No.16001688

>>16001307
you have to go back. now. immediately.

>> No.16002138

>>16001307
Choke on some shit you fucking faggot.

>> No.16002168

Had it for the first time yesterday. Skin is crispy and chicken is juicy, but it's missing some flavor. Could do with some kind of spice. Spaghetti is whatever. A bit sweet with cheese and chunks of sausage/ham. Gravy was eh which people had hyped up. The real winner is the mango pie. I will go back just for that

>> No.16003088

>>16001318
Based

>> No.16003119

>>16001316
Original 2-pc chickenjoy with extra rice and a jolly spaghetti