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I know you guys have the dankest /ck/ memes so post them you fucks
imagine buying a 4chan pass like a fucking cuck
Here's one about eggs.
>>15998942isnt there a jav where this happens
>>15998933that'd be pretty weird haha
>>15998965Does she eat the eggs?
>>15998960the death of comedy
>>15998971AMONG OTHER THINGS
>>15998971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGp5dFVdhRM she better
>>15998957I bet they have the best fried chicken.
Someone post the grocery store jester greentexts please
>>15999099really gay post
>>15998979I wish they'd gotten the price in the image as well.
another classic i capped
>>15999143I have a feeling also that they were all women, one ordered well done and the rest followed suit to be part of the group
>>15999179I wouldn't be surprised at all if that were the case.
>>15999242because honestly, how do you get that many well done people in a room?
>>15999149Someone brought in Chee-zits.
I sent this one to my mom and she found it amusing.
>>15999366is this the sun?
>>15999366>for most wives, the sight of their beloved balls-deep in the sunday roast chicken would be the signal to engage the services of a divorce lawyer.is an opener on par with "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
>>15999459Replace bottom-right with Steak-Ums
>>15999459left half is good but idk about the right
>>15999503what does it taste liek?
>>15999523what is funny about this?
>>15999348Alright this legit made me chuckle
>>15999526Do Americans really?
>>15999526>A FUCKING LEAF
>>15999581i didn't know that was part of the stereotype
>>15999343>>15999345>>15999350>>15999358>>15999366>>15999379Do americans really?
>>15999641Those are all British people in British tabloid ''''''''''news''''''''''papers.
>>15999604Yeah it's a thing, or at least it's perceived as a thing.
>>15999673What's your point?
That one lemon pig thread
>>15999685Apparently Americans don't call it 'squirty cream', either.
>>15999706Well >>15999641seemed to be referring to them as Americans, which they aren't.
>>15999718Linkara? What are you doing on /ck/?
>>15999716He was "pretending" to be retarded because newfags will always give >do Americans reallyposters a (you).
>>15999689That is too much jelly and way too little peanut butter for that amount of bread, in addition to just being amazingly pretentious.
>>15999716it's all brits
>>15999730Are you just agreeing with me, or are you saying that Americans are the same thing as British people?
>>15999727>amazingly pretentiousThat's the point. It's a fake restaurant put together expressly for the sake of laughing at people who actually try to make a reservation at a place that serves shit like this. They have a website and everything.>https://lilbuco.com/
>>15999708This is cute, I've not been to a lemon pig thread yet
>>15999906It's a new year thing, go write a reminder somewhere mid Dec. on your calendar.
>>15999442> No tipping, ever.
>>15999418Something about this makes me think that someone who works at that publication has a food-sex fetish.
>>15999503>>15999518we have it at my local deli, pretty much like lemonaid with a hint of sprite/7up
>>15999568I could see a PB and jelly soda working.
>>15998969You can absolutely get dehydrated from drinking liquids with greater osmolality than your kidneys are able to concentrate to. Sea water is so salty it'll make you pee out more water than you drank.t. doctor
>>16000376Don't be a dumbasst.also doctor
>>15999685It's called pulp, too. "Juicy bits" is marketing.
>>16000376Fake news is fake.
>>16000420Look it up, my dude. You'll have an easier time if you focus your search on seawater.
>>16000530that is not what they are talking aboutagain dont be a dumbass you humorless cunt
>>16000523You should read up on it, too. Interestingly, cats have extremely well-developed kidneys so they they can get hydration from the blood of their prey (which for many animals would be too dehydrating to drink). This is one of the reasons why they're prone to kidney failure in middle age.
>>16000534There are a couple of conversations in that image. The one I'm referring to is about getting dehydrated from drinking a liquid.More pedantically, there are many liquids which do not contain water -- another way to get dehydrated from drinking liquids. Of course I think it's fair to assume they were discussing watery liquids.
>>16000545again, humorless cunt
>>16000602I never said the image wasn't funny: I was actually there for the "who the fuck names their kid Cerebral?" conversation and have my own screenshot.
>>15999142>impersonate Oreo flavors
>>15998979RetardWagyu needs to be cooked at least medium and we'll done is fine with itThe fat needs to melt/render a bitPeople who eat Kobe rare are complete morons
>>15999442>get charged for a handshake for being a civilian
>>15998965I bet the guy who wrote the .jav had his work stolen by those nasty creeps on 4chan
>>16000545>>16000657>being pic related>on 4channel.org
>>15999366>>15999379>>15999358>>15999350>>15999345>>15999343I have always wondered who the ugly people whose photos are featured in every absurd Sunday Sport article actually are. Do they get paid?
>>16000257Hang on, wtf?
>>15998969Shit does NOT always float!
>>15999442How the hell did he think people were going to eat just potatoes and no meat!
>>16000882What are you upset about now?
>>16000817well done is a waste even for wagyu, but it wouldn't probably taste as bad as a well done standard steak due to its fat content.
>>16000505no it isn't nigel, stop trying
>>15999142>tfw a girl I know decided she was w stand up comic and did a rap battle between two Bertie’s every flavour beans from happy potter and it was the same as this
>>15999142Communism is pretty gay
>>16001050If you say so, Tyrone.
>>15999547Didn't this hamplanet lard herself into a coma a few years ago?
>>16000355They all taste exactly the same
>>16001263I didn't need that little bit of magic to be taken out of the world.