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It's so fucking good boys
Nice 2004 shitmobile
>>15997726love the faux wood trim. very classy OP
>>15997737Thanks dude gotta pay off the house somehow. Holy shit are their fries underwhelming.
>>15997726>top bun is bluegross
>>15997780this triggers the ragusea
>>15997780Light bouncing off my shirt
>>15997797>eating food that has random shit bounced off his shirtishygddt
>>15997726I never had a whopper from burger king that looked that good.
>>15997836It's a double double whopper. It's unreasonably large, but damn it scratched an itch. I can see how people are so fat in this fat country.
I don't even eat burgers anymore unless I'm in a car
God this was hours ago and I'm still kind of full.>>15998233Is there any other way?
>>15998233do amerifats really do this?
>>15999098DO AMERICANS REALLY? SAM GET OVER HERE HE ASKED IF AMERICANS REALLY DO THINGS! SAM GET OVER HERE!
>>15999098Yes. For me personally it's just because I largely lost interest in burgers. Going out of my way for a quality burger feels like too much effort for not enough payoff. So burgers have just become something I consume because I'm driving and I'm hungry and I don't want to stop and get out of the car.
>eating fast food>eating in a carRetard alert.
>>15997726I have the same trim and panels in my car
>>15999128>being on 4chan>having the gall to judge anybody else
>>15999141Everyone here eats fast food, as far as I can tell. Even the Europeans here do. What with their munchie boxes and doners and french tacos.
>>15999043You should still be full. You have taken a lot of meat into your mouth anon.
>>15999168I eat fast food twice a year, tops.
>>15999141Where do you think you are, faggot? Go take your hoity toity rancid ass somewhere else if you don't like it.
>>15997726Why are your leg hairs so short like a woman's?
>>15999884He's probably fair haired, their leg hair doesnt really stand out so much, especially with all that sunlight on it.
>>15999884I'm not an eyetalian.>>15999953Correct.
>>15999953Probably, but also not showing signs of much hair. Look at the feminine hand. Dude is not manly at all.
>>15997726When I still lived at home I would always look forward to getting of work and having a car burger. Quite alone time. I kinda miss those days...
>>15999962Fuchsia colored shorts and aqua colored shirt, yeah he's a pillow biter
>>15999979>fuchsia>aquaSo are you, faggot.
>>15999962>being a hairy wop = manlylol ok
>>16000006>>16000006>being a low test string bean with feminine features>drives a shitskin car>thinks he can talk about what a man is
>>16000032>pointing out the obvious is being triggeredMust be nice living in smoothbrain comfort.
>>15999098One hand on the wheel and the other hand holding a cheeseburger is just about the most American thing a person can do
>>16000161It really is, isn't it? Europoors will never know this feeling.
>>16000161>brown skinchecks out
>>16000161I guess everyone has their own technique. I usually have my food in one hand and my drink in the other hand
>>16000161I guess everyone has their own technique. I usually have my burger in one hand and my drink in the other hand and I steer with knuckles
i grilled burgers then sat in my car eating one and listening to music. and drinking a beer since i shouldn’t do it when I’m driving
>>16000161>>16000627I like to go through the McDonald’s drive thru and then eat my cheeseburger in the most isolated parking spot but I do t like to eat while I drive
>>16000161go away darkienice try by cropping the picture this time
>>16000627That looks very uncomfortable especially since he’s wearing a suit
>>16000627Someone should invent a burger holder that attaches to the top of the steering wheel
>>15998233I’m at a point in my life where i’m disgusted by watching people eat. Even my own family. We’re all just a bunch of cattle. I want to live in an A frame in the mountains.
>>16002604Someone thought of that years ago. Search shopping for driving wheel tray.
>>16003234That doesn't work though because you can only drive straight ahead.
>>16002710I don't like other people very much either. I'm past the point where I used to like anything about anybody.
>>16003269You can totally steer bud. It works, I have one, I have a long commute, I eat both breakfast and dinner behind the wheel
>>15997726hes the biggest loser i've ever met. never works out, thinks walkign 1 hour is fitness training and hates people who are doing better than him despite the fact that he has negative dollars. smokes crack and thinks he's a handsome boy.hey retardwho the fuck wants to see you specifically sit in cars and eat? fuck off do you not understand that i am better than you? impossible dreams you have.
>>16004978It doesn't look like you can
>>16004978>makes a u turn while delivering fast food to fatasses>spill entire meal on yourself>"b-b-but the anon said I could steer with this, he e-even called me bud"