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mushrooms, onions, brocolli and cheddar with feta cheese and sun dried tomatoes if I’m feeling luxurious

Pepperoni and feta

>>15992710
Fucking everything i just got peo mush sausage and phillyb

>>15992710
I just got Philly steak pep spicy sausage and mush with stuffed crust ain't sharing with the children. They can have the cp

>>15992710
I just ordered my Cheese pizza.

why are pizza toppings so expensive?

From any local place near me a 3 topping medium is around $8 then each additional topping is $2

>>15992778
Restaurants run on razor thin profit margins

>>15992778
Gotta pay the workers man, also they know your fat ass will pay anything for a pizza.

>>15992770
this

>>15992793
this is the Pizza Hut here

>>15992710
I’ll have pepperoni. Because I grew up with a father and don’t have to seek manhood in pizza toppings.

>>15992710
chicken, bacon, onion, green peppers, tomatoes

>>15992710
I'm making mine.

>>15992710
seafood

>>15992876
I'm imagining the smell of your shits

>>15992710
Pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms. This is objectively the best pizza.

>>15992804
>53.25$ for a descent pizza that you could make at home for ~20 bucks at most
No thanks

Iraqi owned place by me has a Gyro pizza with lamb meat dressed in a mint sauce and tzatziki sauce in place of marinara it was good

>>15992873
that wasnt the question dipshit

>>15992710
Pineapple and jalapenos.

roast chicken, smoky bbq sauce, diced bacon, red onion, maybe some mushrooms too, and obviously some some

>>15992710
My favorites:
. tomato pizza (no cheese) baked, once baked topped with fresh mozzarella slices that melt from the heat, those topped with basil leafs, and those topped with red pesto. Heavenly.
. My other fav pizza: extra minced meat, corn, onions, bacon and extra bbq sauce

>>15992724
sounds amazing

>>15992710
I'll have the same, thanks.

>>15992710
To the tune of the Can Can:
https://youtu.be/4Diu2N8TGKA
Jalapeños, anchovy,
artichokes and melted ghi,
hamburger with garlic sauce,
Twenty four ounce can of nos.

Pickled cabbage, leg of lam,
pineapple and deli ham,
farm-rejected ugly fruit,
toe of frog and eye of newt.

PEPPERONI.
Meatball sub without the crust.
CHEAP SPUMONI.
Escargot and angel dust.
CALAMARI.
Gold-leaf flakes and manly must.
MACARONI.
>mozzarellaaa
Freeze-dried mango, fine tomato, fried potato, fruit fandango,
Lime and Time,
and Clam and Spam
and Feed and Seed,
and Horn, and Corn
CAN
CAN OF BEANS
A CAN CAN CAN OF BEANS
A CAN CAN CAN OF BEANS
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CAN
CAN OF BEANS
A CAN CAN CAN OF BEANS
A CAN CAN CAN OF BEANS
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>>15992710
Spinach, shrooms, olives, and garlic salt.

>>15992710
Pepperoni sausage olives and mushrooms.

>>15992911
i'm a girl, i don't poop

>>15992710
Spinach is da best one

>>15993003
Those both sound disgusting and how else would cheese melt you dipshit

>>15992710
Chicken and Jalapeño
Thank me later

Spinach, green pepper, mushrooms, pineapple, bacon.
And pepperoni. Faggot.

>>15992710
ooo the pepeloni oo lala

>>15992710
sm retarded jew used to call porn food and child porn cheese pizza and tried to convince me that is what that meant...

>>15993276
Where does the food go?

Ham & Jalapeños, extra cheese

>>15992710
I think I'll have Xanax on mine.

>>15992710
You mean inside. The mighty calzone is just 150 g ham shreds and 200 g whatever cheese they put in to it.

>>15992710
I'll have pepperoni, and since you're being such an uppity cunt about it, when you inevitably crave the superior Pep after you're done with your single slice of Anchovie/Pineapple/Pepper/Chicken garbage, you don't get to slip over to the box of Godderoni and start stealing pieces from the people that told the truth when asked what type they prefer.
>every
>fucking
>time

>>15992710
Double cheese. Extra sauce. Extra anchovies. Banana peppers. Salami. Jalapenos. Ground beef. Onions.

This is the only choice for a man.

>>15992724
wow you are a flamboyant boy

>>15992724
Enjoy your salad.

>>15992942
Wait, did you just add up the cost of the 22 toppings listed? Like some kind of downy? You thought that was the cost of the pizza? As if your skull is inflated with air? The cost of the pizza isn't even included, anon. These are just add-ons. No one picks 22 add-ons, because that would be retarded. Do you have an enormous dent in your head or something?

Eggplant, mushroom, feta, pepperoni

>>15992778
>margarita

pepperoni pizza with cheese crust

>>15992710
cum

Made these last night, first time trying a white sauce.

>>15996656
ngl, the 1 on the right looks good but the white sauce looks faggy as all fuck.

>>15996702
You look faggy as fuck.

>>15993073
You’re a faggot.

>>15993276
Yeah the shit just comes out of your mouth.

>>15993342
I personally love them, and I've tried many pizzas nothing beats them for me

>>15996656
Looks delicious anon.

>>15996656
what's the white sauce, alfredo, carbonara... ranch??

Ordering pizza online: Yay or nay?

>>15996751
Just a basic Alfredo.

>>15992785
This. The actual cost of the food itself is usually between 25% and 28% of the sales price.

>>15992710
Ham and mushroom pizza. With sliced black olives on one half and anchovies on the other half. Alternatively eating a slice of each finishing on an anchovie slice. Couple beers to go with. Nice

Anchovies, black olives, mushrooms and/or green peppers

>>15992710
chicken, get fucked pizza purists.

>>15996734
You're a maggot. I wrote that in perfect stress and cadence.

>>15996961
do amerifats really?

>>15998749
muricans invented pizza 2.0, show some respect
t. non burger

>>15992710
>Pineapple
>Bacon
>Pepperoni

>>15992710
Red peppers, mushrooms, sausage, asiago cheese, ground beef, and onions.

mozzarella, pecorino and basil

>>15992770
Hi, Mr. Gaetz

>>15992710
Four seasons, florintina or just anchovies, olives and tomato sauce.

If I don't want anyone else to touch my pizza: chicken, pineapple, and anchovies

If I feel like sharing: pepperoni, sausage, and olives

>>15996243
obviously you have never had a pizza 'all the way'

I am thinking about ordering Little Caesers Stuffed Crazy Bread and an Extra Most Bestest Pizza.
>>15992710
Pepperoni

>>15992710
Meat Lovers.

White sauce base, cheese, stuffed crust

Sausage and mushrooms.
If it's a decent brick over pizza place, Neapolitan.

>>15992710
M U S H R O O M S
if you don't like it, you are welcome to continue to SEETHE

>>15996219
enjoy your being a retarded child

>>15992778
You don't want to overcrowd. Some toppings, if you get them in addition to a few others, will make your pizza soggy. You need to choose your toppings wisely. Only get the ones you absolutely must have

>>15992710
yes i'll have the Viking Pizza.

>Chicken, bacon, Gorgonzola, Roma tomatoes, mozzarella, and green onions with garlic cream sauce

>>15998749
i am not american
i am not fat
double-fail

>>15992710
Double pepperoni, thank you.

>>15992710
ham, hot sausage, onions, koяn and mozarella

Ham and pineapple. Unironically

>>16001290
>i am a foreigner
>i am a lanklet
double-fail
ftfy

>>15992710
Pepperoni, light pineapple and some ham

>>15992710
Baked beanz

>>16001869
>i am a foreigner
yes
>i am a lanklet
no

single-fail

>>16001900
>i am a foreigner
yes
>i am a faggot
yes

double->win

>>16000291
yes, this is why i usually just get mushroom and onion

>>16001879
I see your sweet baked beans and I raise you mexican frejoles. They make literally everything taste better.

>>15992710
Pepperoni

>>15992710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brx3TikoO_s

>>16002444
Wrong answer

>>16002447
that does hurt my brain

What is your favorite topping, and why is asparagus?

What is your favorite topping, and why is it asparagus?

>>15992710
I like simple pepperoni pizza and your whining isn't gonna change my mind.

>>16002577
You are wrong

>>16002577
>simple topping, simple person
checks out

I only like pepperoni if it's the kind that gets nicely crisped and it curls. Otherwise it's salty trash

>>15992710
Prosciutto
Inb4 waves of whiny children whining that it's icky

I'll have X-tra Spicy pepperoni, onions and pineapple please. And a pitcher of ice tea of course.

>>15992785
Why do so many people open restaurants?

shrimp, ham, pineapple and mussels!

>>16003379
No idea. They are probably just stupid and don't know that 2 out of 3 restaurants eventually fail and close.

>>16003559
the mcdonald's in the background is what put them out of business. 15% of all restaurant sales are just mcdonald's

>>15992710
extra pepperoni you faggot

>>15992710
I order from the local Indian, who also do pizzas, and get them to slice chicken tikka up like pepperoni and garnish it with green chillies.

>>15992710
I'll have a pepperoni with some pizza sprinkles on top.

>>15992710
Salami, feta, onion, capsicum, cherry tomatoes, kalamata olives and chilli flakes please.

>>16003586
That sounds good...

>>15993073
: ) great job

>>15997885
s-so cool...

>>15992710
Fresh tomato slices

>>15992710
classic pepperoni, detroit-style

>>15992710
Pepperoni, black olives, camembert cheese, hollandaise sauce, and anchovies, with a glass of ice cold coca cola.

>>16003571
McDonald's even put the actual McDonalds out of business.

>>15994950
yeah im thinking based

>>15992710
Jalepenos and Pepperoni

ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.

>ordering sea food pizza from sketchy turk pizzerias
Get on my level

>>16004610
Besides anchovies and shrimp, I don't know what other seafood I would put on pizza. Maybe salmon or herring.

>>15992710
Salami, sausage, onion, Jalepeno

>>16004625
Scallops, mussels, clams, even some (cooked) white fish. Really depends on how extravagant you want to be.

>>15992710
I'll have the children >:)

>move to new part of the city
>3 mom and pop pizza places
>all 3 are terrible and worse than chains

>>15992710
I'll be eating with the children, and no, I will not leave my door open.

>>15992710
Pepperoni for me please! Hold the pepperoni.

>>15992710
Assuming money isn't a factor,
Ham, pepperoni, bacon, chicken, steak/beef, any and all kinds of cheeses they got, pineapple.

Pep, sausage and bacon grease it up too much as far as meats go. I'm going for the cheese, grilled chicken and olive. No slamming on toppings. Keep it simple. Maybe dip it in some sauce.

>>15992804
>canada
That's why.

>>16003682
thank

Salami is an objectively superior version of pepperoni if that's what you desire on your pizza. I don't. The perfect pizza has the following:
>fresh mozzerella
>fresh basil
>black olive
>thinly sliced ham or prosciutto

Accept no alternatives.

Pepperoni

>>16006572
Glad to see the prosciutto meme has really taken off. Not around here, of course, since the place is infested with pepperoni pizza and tendie-munching children. But after the first time I had it, I didn't go back.

pineapple, green olive, onions

>>16003759
Niggers call that pizza?

>>16004625
Tuna and onions is a great combo

>>15992710
pepperoni.

>>15996219
>>15996219
u rekt him