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have you ever made a waitress cry /ck/?

>> No.15992407

>>15992404
only the other way around

>> No.15992413

no but damn i wish i would

>> No.15992419

>>15992404
As a customer, no. As a cook, countless times. You bring me back a plate because you wrote the wrong thing on the ticket, I.E. customer wanted fries and you wrote mashed potatoes, and now I have to remake the food you're getting called a retarded fucking cunt and I'm spending the rest of the shift telling you how close you are to being fired.

>> No.15992422

>>15992419
very based

>> No.15992425

19 year old roastie. she got pulled onto the pass during a heavy service cuz our expo got fired mid shift for sending pork to muslims. so this bitch who has plenty of experience helping expo is giving no fucks and starts collapsing under the weight of the service. she lost probably 10 of my tickets and complete sunk my stations. i got pissed the fuck off and told her "pull ur stupid head out of instagram and stop losing my food". she walked off the pass crying and went and told the general manager and he basically told her to do the job or get out lol

>> No.15992427

>>15992419
Unless you actually take up on that threat, they're gonna get over being scared of that pretty quickly, Benson.

>> No.15992434

>>15992427
It's no idle threat. In ten years I've personally fired over 40 of them.

>> No.15992437

>>15992434
shit larp

>> No.15992441

>>15992437
You've never worked in a restaurant before have you?

>> No.15992444

>>15992441
No and neither have you.

>> No.15992445

>>15992434
As a woman and as a waitress, you sound like a complete fucking psycho in need of mental help. And if you tried to bully me like that I would slap the fuck out of you btw

>> No.15992447

>>15992445
ywnbaw tranny.

>> No.15992448

>>15992444
K

>> No.15992470

>>15992445
And if you slapped the fuck outta me you'd be in handcuffs and facing assault charges as well as being fired, btw.

>> No.15992488
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15992488

>>15992445
Like you aren't a fucking psycho yourself, everyone who works in a restaurant is

>> No.15992493

I once grabbed my waitress' ass then smelled my hand and was like

>snnnniiiiiiffffffffff mmm rump roast

>> No.15992504

>>15992404
got kicked out because I tried hitting on one if I was chad she would have been all over me

>> No.15992549

>>15992404
Yeah, she started flirting with me, so I said "sorry, babe, not my type." She bawled her eyes out, it was hilarious.

>> No.15992551

Does it count if I was dating the waitress?

>> No.15992555

One of my ex gf, yes, several times.

>> No.15992567

>>15992549
She was a niggress, right ?

>> No.15992571

>>15992404
yes, my mom :(

>> No.15992589

>>15992549
based

>> No.15992609

>>15992404
Yes, that was the last time I ever give a waitress a big tip. Was so embarrassing.

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15992624

>>15992470
false. its not illegal for a woman to slap an verbally abusive man

>> No.15992625

>>15992404
No. I'm always polite to waitstaff and have never had an issue with bad service.

>> No.15992647

>>15992419
Oh please servers may be retarded but they're only human. Messing up a ticket isnt the end of the world you lazy fat fuck. Why become a cook if you dont like cooking? The only time to berate a waitress is after a few drinks and youre blowing her back out in the dry storage

>> No.15992660

>>15992404
She asked me if i wanted a super salad for like the tenth time, as i go there twice a week.
"No, I don't want a fucking super salad, stop asking me that every time i eat here!!!"

She quit that day. Good riddance.

>> No.15992670

>>15992609
Just the tip? You're a big guy.

>> No.15992671

>>15992670
UUUU

>> No.15992673 [DELETED] 

>>15992567
no she was a blonde probably in high school, we talked a bit when I was paying and I tipped her and then before I left I tried smooth talking her and went to reach for her hair and she ran back and said if I touch her she’ll call the police, once the money was gone she didn’t care about me...

>> No.15992682

>>15992419
And she will still get a 20% tip.

>> No.15992690

>>15992419
The only proper answer. When I was working at a french restaurant, the stupid cunt messed the 8 orders. Imagine having to remake 8 orders while you're having 20 more to do.

>> No.15992706

>>15992419
I once did something similar, I shouted at her because she fucked something up and it was the first time I got angry and she started crying and her mood was down and I felt bad about it and ended up buying her a box of ferrero rocher and then she tried setting up a date with me but I’m gay so it never led to anything

>> No.15992723

>>15992706
Good to hear you can throw money at the problem to fix things.