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wife burnt dinner again

>> No.15991687

yeah right you have a wife

lel

>> No.15991692

>>15991687
yeah right she's called your mom

lel

>> No.15991693

atleast she didnt burn the beer.

>> No.15991698

Fuck her, literally

>> No.15991700

Tell her it's okay and order something or have a Abendbrot™. Encourage her to do better next time. Cuddle on your sofa, have some wine and then suggest something lewd since you clearly have some leverage now.

>> No.15991704
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>>15991671
First time a loving husband will cheerfully forgive.
Second time is a pants down spanking

>> No.15991719

>>15991692
your wife is a 67 year old pensioner?

lel

>> No.15991722
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>>15991671
thats a beating

>> No.15991728

Time to brew some puer

>> No.15991762

I can't even remember the last time I burned anything and I have a tendency to forget I'm cooking food on the stove or in the oven

>> No.15991777

>>15991719
yeah and she's tired of her 35 year old basement dwelling son's shit

>> No.15991787

>>15991704
Third time is making her eat a ton of broccoli so she braps really loud, stinky braps for hours on end and then tying my face to her butt.

>> No.15992002

>>15991671
time to take her for a drive, anon

>> No.15992004

>>15992002
why would I do that?

>> No.15992007

>>15991787
idiot

>> No.15992011

>>15991692
fuck off dad

>> No.15992016

>>15991671
you're obviously not beating her hard enough
y'all should be see other men

>> No.15992017

>>15991762
Memory gaps are expected from the senile

>> No.15992103

give her a taste of the shoe

>> No.15992135

>>15992004
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.15992158

>>15992135
what the fuck man...you should be in prison for that shit

>> No.15992172

Only a fool would take anything posted here as truth

>> No.15992184

>>15991671
She only burnt dinner so you'd have to *punish* her and *eat* *something* else.

>> No.15992185

>>15992158
>what the fuck man...you should be in prison for that shit
>Not noticing copy pasta
Lurk more faggot

>> No.15992186

>>15992158
Yeah, horny prison
>>15992135
I'm wet as fuck now

>> No.15992202

>>15991671
Wife burnt dinner so I burnt her.

>> No.15992211

>>15992202
hot

>> No.15992217
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15992217

Get her a real kitchen

You'll never regret it

>> No.15992240

>>15991671
A couple more beatings and she won't do it again. She's just looking for attention.

>> No.15992246

ok order sushi