/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15990307]

*shatters*

[Anonymous No.15990365]

>>15990307
Here's your sippy cup OP you'll be able to eat like a big boy someday.

[Anonymous No.15990373]

>>15990365
where is the cup you fat retard

[Anonymous No.15990386]

>>15990307
just like the porcelain in your toilet bowl after eating them

[Anonymous No.15990392]

>>15990307
*Is a highly intelligent trans in you're path*
>Checkmate athist

[Anonymous No.15990396]

>>15990307
You are meant to have a soft tortilla around it,

[Anonymous No.15990400]

>>15990386
what the fuck is wrong with americans' bowels? they're constantly making jokes about how fast food give them the shits

[Anonymous No.15990412]

>>15990400
whenever the question is what is wrong with americans the answer is always jews

[Anonymous No.15990418]

>>15990400
>he thinks all tacos are fast food

[Anonymous No.15990421]

>>15990396
RIP double decker.
Why they brink back the shit and not the real gem?

[Anonymous No.15990466]

>>15990307
By someone... or something... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TACO SHELL

[Anonymous No.15990535]

>>15990307
The stabilizers in these things must stop them going off like bombs on the shelf.

[Anonymous No.15990770]

>>15990307
you're supposed to put it in oven or microwave for like 30-100 seconds so it gets bit soft and crunch you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.15990959]

>>15990373
sorry I ate it

[Anonymous No.15991060]

>>15990418
All hard shell tacos are
I've never even heard of hard shell tacos outside the context of American fast food

[Anonymous No.15991450]

>>15990466
haha

[Anonymous No.15991464]

>>15990307
*hog dog falls though*

[Anonymous No.15991484]

*the Mexican's shit makes it too spicy*

[Anonymous No.15991496]

>not making your own hard shells
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15991548]

>>15990418
the fuck you doing to them then? marinade overnight or something?

[Anonymous No.15992245]

>>15991060
Even Mexico has hard shells bro...

[Anonymous No.15992424]

>>15990535
Huh?

[Anonymous No.15992600]

>>15990400
No idea, bro.
If someone’s body legitimately reacts like that to such a common fast food, they need to see their doctor and get tested for food sensitivities.

[Anonymous No.15993001]

>>15992245
They're not common at all, none of the street vendors and almost none the restaurants offer them. If you want crunch we have tostadas instead.

[Anonymous No.15993436]

>>15992600
Normal peoples bodies SHOULD react like that to normal fast food given how much grease is in it.

[Anonymous No.15993445]

>>15991060
You've never heard of people making tacos at home?

[Anonymous No.15993547]

>>15993436
No, anon. I understand you want to act “above it”, but if you are healthy, your body will not react like that to a chain fast food item prepared as it should be.

[Anonymous No.15993566]

>>15993547
the only way your body doesn't void its bowels when you shove a bunch of grease in there is if you're used to eating large amounts of grease.
and guess what anon, under no circumstances is eating large amounts of grease healthy.

[Anonymous No.15993592]

>>15990307
First bite lol

[Anonymous No.15993610]

>>15993566
You’re being silly, anon.
Grease isn’t indigestible to a healthy person.
And unless you’re cramming multiple combo meals down your throat, there’s no reason for you to have any adverse reaction.
If you do, you literally have a compromised digestive tract and should consult your doctor.

[Anonymous No.15993618]

>>15993610
nice try ronald, you're not getting me to eat your rancid borgars

[Anonymous No.15993626]

>>15990307
SHATTERED! BY SOMEONE... OR... SOMETHING...

[Anonymous No.15993668]

>>15993618
Srsly, anon. If a burger or taco from a ubiquitously major chain makes you shit with higher than normal force, you probably need to take a probiotic or something.
The human body isn’t supposed to reject lipids by default; That’s something which should only happen to fatties who take a “fat blocker” medication (like xenical) because they have zero self control and want a magic pill. It blocks absorption and they literally shit grease.

[Anonymous No.15993680]

>>15993668
drain the grease, then we'll talk burger kang
do me a favor and reply again with some bullshit, i want to flip the script and praise wendys for their fabulous burgers

[Anonymous No.15993701]

>>15993680
>do me a favor and reply again with some bullshit
You can’t handle burgers cuz u a faggit. Seethe/cope rent-free and ur mom.

Did I do okay, anon-kun? :3

[Anonymous No.15993705]

>>15993701
I WANNA FUCK THE RED HEAD!

[Anonymous No.15993768]

>>15993705
Fresh, never frozen.

[Anonymous No.15994017]

i dont see how taco bell tacos are greasier than ones id make myself

[Namefag No.15994053]

I had no idea 4chins even had a cooking thread and i come here expecting to see expertly crafted authentic ramen and i see this fucking shit. the state of you people. for shame

[Anonymous No.15994055]

>>15994017
the poor blacks that work there have really greasy skin

[Anonymous No.15994141]

>>15993445
I've never seen a person elect to use hard shells in their own home

[Anonymous No.15994145]

>>15994141
bask upon the glory that is me

[Anonymous No.15994147]

>>15994145
I still haven't
you're a single post on /ck/

[Anonymous No.15994188]

>>15994147
Unless you're about to accuse me of literally not existing, then you have indeed encountered someone who elects to use hard shells in their own home.

[Anonymous No.15994216]

>>15990959
fatass

[Anonymous No.15994223]

>>15994188
nothing here is real, anon
I hope you aren't making the mistake of thinking that I'm real

[Anonymous No.15994225]

*revolutionizes taco eating technology*

[Anonymous No.15994229]

>>15994225
*still shatters*

[Anonymous No.15994236]

>>15990307
I find that if you put him in a bowl of boiling water for about 20 minutes she wont crack

[Anonymous No.15994250]

God damn people on 4chan cant even eat a taco and expect some poor woman will love them some day

[Anonymous No.15994259]

>>15994223
you're real because i love you <3

[Anonymous No.15994261]

>>15994229
Are you not baking them first? They only shatter if they aren't hot.

[Anonymous No.15994267]

>>15994261
not him but it is kind of difficult to eat them while theyre still hot, especially if you're the kind of BASED LAD that cleans up before eating

[Anonymous No.15994268]

>>15994259

[Anonymous No.15994389]

>>15990307
*Throws himself on the floor screaming like an hysterical little bitch*

[Anonymous No.15994407]

>>15994229
>>15994225
That shit just gives you more fracture points

[Anonymous No.15994485]

>>15994250
>>15994053
go back

[Anonymous No.15995427]

>>15990400
Mostly idiots not washing their hands before eating finger food.

[Anonymous No.15995433]

>>15993768
>she never made any porn in costume

[Anonymous No.15995439]

>>15990307
just fry your own far more pliable

[Anonymous No.15995444]

>>15990307
It goes refried beans -> meat -> cheese -> lettuce -> sauce -> onion/tomato

[Anonymous No.15996508]

>>15995444
huh

[Anonymous No.15996515]

>>15990307
>*shatters*
You skipped the directions where it told you to put your taco shells on a cookie sheet in the oven for 5 minutes, until properly toasted.

[Anonymous No.15996549]

>>15994017
>i dont see how taco bell tacos are greasier than ones id make myself
higher fat content in the ground beef, and not drained off well. How is that something you couldn't fathom?
Also, a trick restaurants use is to thicken the slurry of oils and juices with corn starch, which saves waste first and foremost, but it fools the consumer when they don't get a bunch of red grease going down their arm. It keeps the juices inside the taco shell better. An ordinary packet of taco seasoning will have these thickerners added. Read the ingredients label. and the first two ingredients will be corn starch and/or maltodexdrin (asst starches combined), either before or after the 1st ingredients, depening on brand old el paso or taco bell or mild or hot, etc.