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>> No.15988117
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It's because I always eat too many.

>> No.15988122

>>15988104
i'm a girl i don't fart

>> No.15988125

>>15988122
im gay btw not sure if that matters

>> No.15988134
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>>15988104
I don’t know why. I eat full servings of various vegetables with every lunch and dinner, but this stuff destroys me within a half hour of eating it.

>> No.15988137

Eggs for me. I once felt a fart brewing and for a joke decided to fart on my mums cats face. It jumped off the sofa then passed out had to open the window because it was that bad

>> No.15988151

>>15988137
Then I throatfucked hr mom LOL

>> No.15988158

>>15988134
brassica has a lot of oligosaccharides. they're known to increase brap volume but not stink. Eat more eggs to up your brap game

>> No.15988160

>>15988104
Snotburgers always do it for me

>> No.15988184

>>15988104
Full English breakfast is tailor-made for champion flatulence.

>> No.15988189

Everytime I eat IHOP, my farts smell exactly like their food for the next 24 hours after. I always dutch oven my dog with omelet farts under the sheets.

>> No.15988284

>>15988122
No you're not

>> No.15988291

>>15988284
i am, if this was a nsfw board i'd show you my reeking slimy cunt

>> No.15988303

>>15988291
Or you could post breasts, but you wont

>> No.15988319

>>15988291
Why is it reeking?

>> No.15988345

>>15988104
actually nothing. im not sure whats wrong with my gut but literally the only time my braps have a scent is when im sick. i will literally eat a pile of fast food crap, icecream, and other random junk food, but absolutely scentless gas and even my shit has no scent.

>> No.15988411

>>15988319
Partially because of all the asparagus I eat but mainly because of all the cum dumped in me daily.

>> No.15988433

>>15988104
everything

fuck ibs

>> No.15988463

>>15988319
They all do.

>> No.15988490

>>15988104
anything dairy yes im black

>> No.15988497

>>15988411
By the BBC no doubt

>> No.15988642

I can't burp. It's physically impossible.

>> No.15988893

Hummus sharts

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Lentils for me

>> No.15990936

>>15988936
Lentils and beans only give me amazing, gut cleansing shits.

>> No.15990942

>get a large bowl of rice and shawarma chicken with a crap ton of hot sauce and garlic sauce
spend the next 19 hours having to shit every 5 hours

>> No.15991376

>>15988158
cabbage(for loudness)
field peas(for earthy stank)
deviled eggs(for a deep stank)
okra(to add wetness)
jalapeno(to add a spicy kick)

>> No.15991388

>>15988122
Tits or gtfo
or
YWNBAW

>> No.15992789

>downing beer all night
>eat a tin of mushy peas
>this mornig farts could instill fear in zeus himself