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I was at a pizza shop, supposedly an upscale one, with my wife and we ordered some beers and food, we had just finished eating and the waitress comes up and says "could you pay now please, my shift is over" I said oh my god absolutely please bring the bill. She ran my card and I wrote a giant zero on the tip part and wrote the exact amount in the total and told her to fuck herself when she took it

>> No.15986446

>things that never happened

>> No.15986452

>>15986446
YBNBAW

>> No.15986453

>>15986431
You’re both faggots. Jury dismissed.

>> No.15986465

>>15986446
>This ammount of seethe
Dilate.

>> No.15986485

>implying that she wouldn't take the 0 just to get you cunts out of the restaurant

>> No.15986536

>>15986431
i don't tip because i don't eat out ever

>> No.15986548

How do restaurants handle end of shift with a table in the middle of a meal? Does the tip go to the original waiter?

>> No.15986552

Fucking faggot

>> No.15986566

>>15986552
Yeah, I am weird and awkward to deal with. I am a faggot. Better than being a fucking troll with no talent so you just fuck with people without making any real jokes or anything, and you think that's funny. Kind of sad. Write a joke, faggot.

>> No.15986644

>>15986431
upscale pizza shop? also waitstaff dont care about tips im not sure if u hv been to many restaurants..........

>> No.15986658

>>15986431
Unironically based.
Anybody that has worked boh hates those worthless whores that make more money via tips to stand around and gossip 80% of the time.

>> No.15986669

>>15986548
Places that generally have shift changes in the middle of 'rush' hours pool tips. They are generally places that are open from end of lunch through to dinner time.

Places where the kitchen closes after lunch, or doesn't even do lunch don't have this issue.

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15986671

>>15986644
>waitstaff dont care about tips
Lol wut. Those dumb bitches get mad when they don't get 20% or more on a $200 bill for five minutes of work.

>> No.15986675
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15986675

>go to diner with the bros after watching a movie at the cineplex
>cute blonde teenage waitress comes to pick up our dishes and drops a fork and dish on me getting spaghetti sauce on me
>she ends up going ‘ohh my goddd, I’m so sorry let me wipe it off you’
>end up sitting there for 5 seconds as she wipes it off my jacket
>I’m 20 years old and this is the first time a woman was really close to me
>I never talk to women and just say ‘uh I’m sorry too’
>when I pay I tip her $8 (my meal was $25) and she looked really happy which made my day
>she probably has a chad BF
>my friends laugh their assess off
>end up looking for pornstars that look like her and masturbate to them that night
yeah I’m a incel cuck whatever but it was the first time a woman gave me attention in ages

>> No.15986679

>>15986548
Sometimes they settle the bill as in OPs case. Sometimes they wait until table leaves to end their shift and sometimes they come to an arrangement with the waiter that takes over.

>> No.15986719

>>15986669
idk y ur blaming me bc im not a lesbian and they owe me money

>> No.15986726

>>15986671
those r cops not waitstaff

>> No.15986727

>>15986431
based, my wife and me usually just follow them home and then rape them when they do that.

>> No.15986731

>>15986726
Literally huh?

>> No.15986750

>2021
>still tipping

>> No.15986753

>>15986431
Die

>> No.15986767

>>15986675
kek

>> No.15986776

>>15986727
good for you anon, my wife is a convicted sex offender, too.

>> No.15986800

>>15986675
what a king

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>>15986675
Holy based

>> No.15986815

>>15986431
Claps
Good job

>> No.15986822

>>15986675
Classic spend good on you!

>> No.15986825

>>15986431
She probably had shift change you broke NEET

>> No.15987078

based OP

>>15986658
yep, fuck roastie waitresses. they have the nerve to spend the whole shift talking vapid drivel among each other and constantly bitch about tips, so I don't ever tip. sorry not sorry!

>> No.15987084

>>15986675
dude this is pathetic. learn to resent women and they will fuck you. or just be attractive like me and they will throw themselves on you and beg for your dick. anyway I hate them so much that ive since turned gay and dream of juicy fat cocks all day, so if all else fails you can just do that. godspeed