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/ck/ webm thread

>> No.15984130

>>15984118
Fucking expensive pretentious wankery.

>> No.15984172

god ribery is so ugly
the way he moves, his dumb face, he's reminiscent of that video of the dancing brazillian apeman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfcqaE7eyw

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>>15984118
That's cute. Rich Vos is so excited about his steak.

>> No.15984189

>>15984118
>dress like a gas station employee
>eat a gold steak

>> No.15984229

>>15984179
>Heresch the thing, I ate a big fat schteak and now I'm dodging the schef.

>> No.15984237

>>15984172
>brazillian apeman

bit redundant

>> No.15984280

>>15984118
Please tell me what does gold taste like

>> No.15984284

>>15984280
Like copper

>> No.15984298

>>15984229
You're right Schunny. You're alwaysch right.

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>> No.15984319

>>15984306
I wouldn't have been pissed if the bitch just threw it in the colander and shook it a bit

>> No.15984323

>>15984280
Everything Ive read or heard commented about it is that it has no distinguishable flavor. So youre just paying someone to help you eat your money

>> No.15984327

>>15984189
>>dress like a gas station employee
that is how he became rich

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>>15984306
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH?

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>>15984327
pretty sure he got rich playing football

>> No.15984343

>>15984336
didn't know they had HD cameras back then.

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>>15984343
Film has been HD since the start, anon.

>> No.15984358

>>15984306
some dumb college bitch thinks shes smart. most of that shit she drained was liquid from the beef. you gotta cook that shit down till the liquid sizzles then you can blot that shit cause its just fat.

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>>15984353
Fucking LOL

>> No.15984375 [DELETED] 

>>15984306
>>15984319
>>15984358
>>15984330
It's a TikTok joke, incels

>> No.15984381

>>15984375
drag your flappy beef curtains back to cancertok ya fat roastie

>> No.15984389

>>15984375
i'm not any one of them and i get that it's a joke but isn't wasting food for a joke in somewhat poor taste? i would have thought the kind of people who go on tiktok would be fairly "woke" about environmental issues, poverty, food shortages and whatnot. really can't get over buying food just to throw it out on a joke.

>> No.15984395

>>15984353
the Sandra Lee standard shot of bourbon

>> No.15984406

>>15984389
wasting food is an american past time also you sound gay

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>>15984395
Man, I thought for sure I had that webm too but I can't find it.
Maybe someone else will post it.

>> No.15984411

>>15984406
i swear i'm not, just slavic and there's a cultural taboo against this sort of thing here.

>> No.15984418
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>>15984411
Based slavs.
Wasting food is a sin.

>> No.15984427

>>15984375
Looks like what a typical idiot social-media brainwashed twitter-brain zoomer would do, impossible to tell it's a joke in these times.

>> No.15984447

>>15984280
It tastes like nothing. It doesn't chemically react with your taste buds at all. Its lack of chemical reactivity is part of what makes it useful.

The gold that gets put on/in food is also so thin that it's barely worth anything. So it tastes like nothing and it's also not actually worth anything. It's niggery tackyness incarnate.

>> No.15984448

>>15984306
My gf claimed this was legit, so we did a blind taste test of sauteed ground beef where I just drained the grease and washing it like this. we made easy tacos with a seasoning pack. It actually tastes way better if you wash the ground beef vs. just draining it.

maybe you fags should actually try this nonsense and then talk. SIKE, ur too busy sucking each others dicks.

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>> No.15984485

>>15984375
>wasting food
>as a joke
i hate americans so fucking much, it is estimated that they throw at least 30% of their food in the bin. and use the rest to get morbidly obese.

>> No.15984504

>>15984485
>UPEI Panthers sweatshirt
>The UPEI Panthers are the men's and women's athletic teams that represent the University of Prince Edward Island in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada.

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>>15984189
Dressed more like a soon-to-be goomba.

>> No.15984564
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Edible gold leaf is actually pretty fucking cheap.
Its amazing that people pay for an addition that costs less than a quarter pounder meal.

https://www.slofoodgroup.com/products/gold-leaf-loose-sheets

>> No.15984581

>>15984118
god i want to take a huge run up and flying kick both of these faggots in the head as hard as possible

>> No.15984590

>>15984118
I want to forcibly abduct Warwick Davis, bring him to this den of faggots, grab him by the ankle and beat these two faggots to death with him

>> No.15984601

>>15984448
newsflash you are as stupid as your idiotic girlfriend

>> No.15984605

>>15984408
what the hell

>> No.15984612

>>15984564
>it's kosher

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>> No.15984692

>>15984408
whats going on here

>> No.15984699
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>> No.15984723

>>15984699
Is that fucking Nicocado?

>> No.15984733

>>15984699
Ok im out
Had enough
Sick of this life

>> No.15984735
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>>15984692
Everybody's kung fu fighting, anon.

>> No.15984740

>>15984651
Why?

>> No.15984750

>>15984504
inb4 he copes with "B-b-b-but Canada is in North America, so that's what I meant!!!"

>> No.15984768

>>15984735
I only got this drunk once in my life. I remember I coudln't walk so I just rolled my body along the wall until i got outside. Then the rest was a blur and I woke up the next morning under a tree in the park.

>> No.15984775

>>15984768
Somehow, even when I'm so drunk I can't focus my eyes to see what time it is on my phone or walk one yard without stumbling I always make my way home. Even when I start out on the opposite part of town.
Maybe one of my ancestors fucked a homing pigeon.

>> No.15984779

>>15984375
Dilate

>> No.15984783

>>15984306
wh*te people should be eliminated

>> No.15984790

>>15984651
Or, or, or...
You could just have see thru glass panels.

>> No.15984794

>>15984336

she cute

>> No.15984795
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>> No.15984820

>>15984795
Based israel

>> No.15984840
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>>15984795
I am so fucking sick of people treating corona like a deadly airborne virus. But like... a deadly airborne virus that isn't going to get in the way of you going to the fucking Olive Garden.

Seriously, just stay fucking home if you're this superstitious.

>> No.15984847

>>15984790
but you can't advertise on glass.

>> No.15984850

>>15984840
is that head alive?

>> No.15984855

>>15984699
the interview with the owner of that place is based, he's basically a former doctor who got sick of fatties, so he opened the restaurant as a means to intentionally get fatties to overeat and die off

>> No.15984859

>>15984855
some fat ass got a heart attack at his restaurant. they are still keeping his ashes on display.

>> No.15984867

>>15984850
yes and very angry

>> No.15984873

>>15984336
That girl is fucking beautiful.

>> No.15984884

>>15984859
one of the former spokesmen IIRC

>> No.15984889

>>15984873
behave yourself, she is older than your grandma.

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>>15984723
are you surprised?

>> No.15984905

>>15984892
>seeing this shit on the clear web
>on instagoy of all places
what the hell is happening in this world?

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>>15984723
>>15984905

>> No.15984925

>>15984448
Because everybody knows that fat kills flavor.

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>> No.15985037

>>15985010
reminds me of the elevators opening up in The Shining

>> No.15985044

>>15984408
Do americans really?

>> No.15985062

>>15985010
we will never solve the climate crisis until massive waste and consumption is stopped

>> No.15985073

>>15985010
goatse dot see ecks

>> No.15985182

>>15984564
Tbh the pricing looks okay to me. He's got some more normally priced stuff, like the salmon, burger and tuna steak or the specials for two. The gold encrusted stuff is clearly a dish for show, its gaudy but if you have cash to splash then why not. It's more about the dumb fun of being able to say you ate a gold encrusted wagyu steak. Sides are pretty average price too, considering price of the mains.

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>>15984118
>haha yes funny salt guy like on twitter haha

>> No.15985198

>>15984306
>>15984330
>>15984358
What's actually wrong with that? Do you care to explain? or are you just angry that a woman is doing something that people find interesting and cool because you are a misogynistic incel? yeah, I'm gonna go with that, unless someone has an ACTUAL explanation for why it's "wrong".

>> No.15985214

>>15984336
>50% head
Bartender fail

>> No.15985219

>>15984179
Seen this so many times but I just noticed that little dribble of saliva at the end
>HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15985227
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>>15984353
yesss

>> No.15985232

>>15985062
>we will never solve the climate crisis until massive waste and consumption is stopped
no no no, that is not how it works. the solution is obviously to pay more taxes to make sky less angry.

>> No.15985239

>>15985198
>some dumb human does something dumb
>OMG you called that human dumb because she is a woman. I call misogyny.
you're a lost cause.

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>> No.15985248

>>15985239
calling it "dumb" is not an explanation. you're just proving my point.

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>> No.15985265

>>15984118
why is that man having some retarded guy cut his food for him?

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>>15985198
at such an early stage of the cook shes pointing at the juices from the meat and saying that its grease. you gotta cook the beef a lot longer to reduce those juices to just the fats and then you can drain it or blot it with a paper towel instead of rinsing the shit under water. if your meat is still very steamy then you havent cooked enough water out yet.

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>>15985248
ok i know this is b8 for a (you) but I will bite. When the meat you usually add the salt, the seasoning and so on. And when it comes to ground meat, flavor is kept in the broth. Straining that MAY BE ok. But washing the meat after cooking it will net you a piece of food which tastes like nothing.
You can test this at home, cut a salad with tomato, onions, corn, etc, get small portion of that salad and wash it in the water. Eat the washed part and compare it to the unwashed part.

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>> No.15985283

>>15984564
guess you gotta buy the really expensive shit if you want the knife faggot routine?

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>> No.15985358

>>15985267
>at such an early stage of the cook shes pointing at the juices from the meat and saying that its grease.
that's a valid point, it is mostly water, not fat. however, pouring it out and washing early is still the best way to go because then you can put it back in the pan and finish cooking and seasoning. doing it when it's all cooked and then putting it back to season would overcook it.
>instead of rinsing the shit under water.
the fat clings to the meat, you'll never get it off just by draining and blotting with paper towel
>>15985271
>when it comes to ground meat, flavor is kept in the broth. Straining that MAY BE ok. But washing the meat after cooking it will net you a piece of food which tastes like nothing.
yeah, obviously fat has flavor so you have to compromise. you're basically saying it's wrong because it's not to your personal preference, it's not a very convincing argument.

>> No.15985362

>>15984179
Seems like an easy way to suffocate yourself

>> No.15985372

>>15984847
>stickers and tape don't exist

>> No.15985383

>>15985280
Using everything but the squeal

>> No.15985399

>>15985252
This really activates my almonds

>> No.15985405

>>15984564
Because it is most familiar to me, the mashed potato for 20$ seems most outrageous.

>> No.15985423

>>15985246
wtf is that

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>>15985423
Probably a dead frog

>> No.15985455

>>15984651
You can see him do the soy face at the end even with a mask on hahaha.

>> No.15985474

>>15984699
Ate at the restaurant across from this place in Vegas, if you get spanked ten times without letting go of those bars your meal is free. It was an entertaining experience, although it made me want to slit my fucking wrists from the shame of witnessing this mess.

>> No.15985500

>>15984280
Apparently you can still buy Goldschl├Ąger but I haven't seen it in years if you really want to try it.

>> No.15985506

>>15985444
The fuck is going on here?

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>>15985227
Saved.
What an absolutely adorable lush of a woman.

There was another, better, webm of a man splitting a cheesewheel. Anyone have that since we're already doing requests?

>> No.15985509

>>15985506
Squirted capsaicin in her mouth

>> No.15985520

>>15985358
seems like shes just better off not eating ground beef if she cant even stand a bit of grease.

>> No.15985521

>>15984408
do canadians really?

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>>15985506
She's in some kind of spicy food eating contest and has purchased a few drops of milk for the low price of making a cute face for the camera.
I don't believe the milk sufficed.

>> No.15985559

>>15984418
sometimes it reaches autistic levels.
like let's say you reduce bread consumption for a few days and your bread goes moldy/stale or generally unpleasant to eat.
you can't just throw it out in the trash. you have to feed it to the local pigeons or else it's wasteful. or something that we did was pack it in a plastic bag and left it outside our neighbor's door so she could feed it to her chickens.
we generally do throw out food that's gone bad but for some reason bread carries an extra layer of superstition to it. in addition to throwing it out being considered extremely bad taste, if you see bread on the ground while walking around town (maybe someone left it out for the birds or was even a bad person and threw it out), you can't kick it or step on it, you have to walk around it. kicking it makes you look like a complete nigger.

>> No.15985563

>>15984336
the film is Ice Cold In Alex for anyone wondering

>> No.15985576

>>15984447
>The gold that gets put on/in food is also so thin that it's barely worth anything
it's expensive as fuck. the fuck you talking about?

>> No.15985580

>>15985267
You get a gold star for actually explaining.

>> No.15985592

>>15985580
or you know her dumb ass could just leave the grease in there and skim it off the top of her food if shes making a soup or sauce with it.

>> No.15985603

>>15984651
This me wanna go full uncle ted

>> No.15985621

>>15985271
>ok i know this is b8 for a (you)
Not the guy you're replying too, but it really isn't. It's just uninteresting to express a visceral reaction to something while being unwilling to elaborate enough to actually pin down your individual perspective on things. Anyone can do that.

>> No.15985653

>>15985559
>>15984411
I never thought about it, but you are right, there's something to it.
Throwing away bread feels oddly and deeply wrong to me. I don't think I ever threw away hard, stale bread.
As you said, you can only eat it or give it to nature - take it with you on a walk and leave it in a forest to feed deers, leave it on a window for birds or throw it to ducks swimming in a river or whatever, but never throw it into garbage.

>> No.15985658

>>15985506
she tasted the white man's seed and realized nothing else could compare

>> No.15985659

>>15984118
This webm is like that Jim Carrey wannabe guy on /wsg/ on TikTok

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>>15984925

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>>15985543
>didn't save it with my funny filename
That hurts my feelings, anon.

>> No.15985749

>>15985658
looks more like regret and disgust lol

>> No.15985795

>>15984925
fat is full of flavor

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>>15985658

>> No.15985832

>>15984447
>Its lack of chemical reactivity is part of what makes it useful.
There are literally thousands of papers published in the last 20 years on using gold complexes to catalyse organic reactions.
Metallic gold isn't very reactive, gold(I) and gold(III) are a different matter.

>> No.15985894

>>15984375
>its just a joke!
You honestly think this girl is joking? You have too much faith in people. There's nothing to indicate that it's a joke besides how retarded it is. Do you think every retarded thing someone says/does is a joke, or could it be that there are just tons of retards out there? Occam's razor, goober.

>> No.15985899

>>15985717
what was it?

>> No.15985907

>>15985547
I'm positively faster with my potato peeler

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>>15985899
Pain train

>>15985907
Peeler? I hardly know 'er!

>> No.15985955

>>15985576
Its very cheap compared to how much you get to charge for it being gold.

>> No.15985963

>>15985563
Thanks, lad.

>> No.15985994

>>15985062
>One guy makes a giant hamburger as a stunt.
>OMGGUYS THIS IS CLIMATE CHANGE IN ACTION
>Totally ignores that corporations are responsible for 78% of emissions

Yikes. I'd hate to be you.

>> No.15986043

>>15984768
>>15984775

>really drunk at 11pm
>decide to take trash out and bottles out
>fumble with banana-smell hand sanitizer outside near pool
>Walk back to apartment
>Open door and get on couch
>Wake up sometime around 4:30am
>Go to refrigerator and open it
>Lemon Pepsi? Skim Milk? Swiss Chard?
>Look around and in an apartment with Live Laugh Love woman decoration.
>Walked into the wrong complex next door
>Had seen her but didn't know her. Nurse on night shift
>Take Lemon Pepsi, leave a dollar in the refrigerator, and shut her door
>Walk to right apartment
>Wife thought I woke up early to take out the trash
>Get blowjob while drinking my lemon pepsi
>Everything worked out in the end

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>>15986043
The fact that you left a buck makes it so much worse.
If someone accidentally home invades me I prefer to not ever know.

>> No.15986068

>>15984651
thank god he made a reaction shot or I wouldn't know how to feel!

>> No.15986085

>>15986058
she was working graveyard shift, she probably thought she did it. Shit fucks with your head.

t. former night crew

>> No.15986103

>>15986043
If you were black you'd be shot doing that

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>>15984651
im gonna fucking lose it
why have they done this
wont be long before i need another fucking app to buy food from the supermarket
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.15986120

>>15984733
>>15985474

it's called fun anons, try it sometime

>> No.15986130

>>15986117
app based scan and pay as you shop is and should be the future. There is no fucking reason to pick up an item I want to to buy and then have to cart it to a person to scan and pay for when my phone can do the same thing. They tried this in the early 2000s by giving out scanners to customers at the door. It's time to abolish the checkout lines for good.

>> No.15986140

>>15985010
It's like a fucking abscess.

>> No.15986150

>>15984735
>Biden's stair stepping instructor

>> No.15986152

>>15984651
why tho

>> No.15986156

>>15984735
been there bloke, I feel you

>> No.15986162

>>15985658
kek
you aight white boy

>> No.15986167

>>15985931
Terrible

>> No.15986226

>>15985931
I love it

>> No.15986250

>>15986162
das rite

>> No.15986253

>>15985931
you mean the gain train

>> No.15986257

grain train

>> No.15986288

>>15984735
The guy on the phone didn't even help

>> No.15986358

>>15985358
>it's not a very convincing argument.
try the salad experiment then come back to me. i said straining might be ok. washing it is absolutely not ok.

>>15985621
you know which website you're on aren't you? also it is a she, not a he.

>> No.15986370

>>15985931
cute kid. baby fever is hitting me hard but it is impossible to find a woman during the lockdown :( .

>> No.15986377

>>15985717
what a chad

>> No.15986389

>>15985520
or people can enjoy whatever food they want in whatever way they want.
>>15986358
salad is different from cooking ground beef. cooked ground beef is a protein that doesn't get washed away whereas salad is 90% water - of course washing a prepared salad will wash away most of the water that contains the nutrients.

>> No.15986397

>>15986370
how is it impossible? I am on tinder and if anything I get more pussy than before because they have to come directly to my house instead of a restaurant or coffee shop.

>> No.15986419

>>15986397
>tinder
i said i am looking to start a family, not have a one night stand with a used up mentally ill roastie.

>> No.15986421

>>15985994
Im all too aware of how corporations are directly responsible for pollution etc but it does trickle down to consumers who buy excessive things, normally waste most of them this rising the demand.

It's a vicious cycle, and individual effort can help, albeit slightly

>> No.15986427

>>15986389
femanon, you make the experiment. try washing ground beef and tell us what it tastes like. I will bet that it is gonna taste like nothing, literally nothing. I am too much of a pussy to try it.

>> No.15986487

>>15985259
It's probably being rubbed with powdered wax then plunged into hot water before being thrown in there.

>> No.15986491

>>15986389
and i can enjoy complaining about whatever i want you stoopnig.

>> No.15986529

>>15986427
>try washing ground beef and tell us what it tastes like. I will bet that it is gonna taste like nothing, literally nothing.
yes, like any lean protein, it will have less flavor than its more fat-rich counterparts. what you do then is season and spice and add more ingredients to make your dish.
>>15986491
yes, but if you can't rationally explain why you're complaining other than "reeeee woman bad", then you will be mocked for it

>> No.15986534

>>15984651
>hey, we're making some nice profits recently
>should we lower the prices on our goods to increase customer satisfaction, lower cost of living and to boost sales?
>nah fuck that
>lets spend $40k per fridge in the frozen section to have them show meme TV screen bullshit
>yeaaaaah we're so good at business
fuck big business

>> No.15986538
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15986538

>>15986130
i will not be downloading your app glowie
if i end up in prison for shoplifting so be it
i can only be pushed so far

>> No.15986541

>>15984905
it's the extremes that the "lol so randum xD" generation of zoomers have reached.
in order to stand out on the internet now you have to do shit like this.

>> No.15986543
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15986543

>>15986419
nice cope. by 2019 the most common way (by far) that couples met was through online dating. at this point, thanks to covid, it is guaranteed that the vast majority of couples that met did so through online dating.

>> No.15986544

>>15986529
>what you do then is season and spice and add more ingredients to make your dish.
if you're gonna cover it up with seasoning after washing it, then what is the point of paying extra for beef? might as well buy cheap cut of pork and wash it. it will still taste like nothing until you season.

>> No.15986560

>>15986543
now tell me how many of these ended up in long term relationship. and no, dating apps are full of fat catfish, mentally ill women. dating IRL was stupidly easy in comparison.

>> No.15986561

>>15985214
I thought he was putting up his finger to measure the foam before smashing it on the bartenders head kek

>> No.15986580

>>15986560
>now tell me how many of these ended up in long term relationship.
why? if you have no chance to meet anyone at all then you won't get in a relationship. you yourself said that it's "impossible" to meet women, while refusing to use the largest (by far) way to actually meet them. this is what we call a "you" problem.
>dating apps are full of fat catfish, mentally ill women.
catfish is a meme, you send nudes and video chat when you talk to girls who want to meet and fuck.
>fat
exists IRL too, not an argument
>mentally ill
exists IRL too, not an argument

>> No.15986591

>>15984306
>not my problem

>> No.15986600

>>15986580
>catfish is a meme,
i am speaking from a personal experience with dating apps.
>fat
>mentally ill
IRL you can spot both immediately before you even ask her out.

i can see how dating apps can work for some people, but i tried it, and i didn't enjoy it one bit. ain't my cup of tea. i will wait out this plandemic or move to a non-lockdown country.

>> No.15986603

>>15985362
Butter melts just in time to get a good gasp of that O2.

>> No.15986607

>>15984408
someone post the wide angle

>> No.15986615

>>15985795
nope

>> No.15986618
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>>15984448
I add my mince to the pan a little bit at a time so it's not stewing.
Lrn2cook.

>> No.15986624

>>15985576
You get charged a lot, but they didn't spend much to get the gold. I read that a piece of gold the size of your thumb could be flattened enough to cover a tennis court.

>> No.15986636

>>15986288
shouldnt interfere with nature

>> No.15986651

>>15984306
Divorce

>> No.15986664

>>15984847
but u can advertise thru glass

>> No.15986728

>>15985931
what a fuck up

>> No.15986761

>>15985506
MKUltra experiments.

>> No.15986803
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>>15985508

>> No.15986845

>>15984118
>>15984172
>>15984189
>>15984336
>>15984581
>>15984590
Ribery is a God damn moron and the absolute picture of money but no taste

>> No.15986883

>>15984418
Despose of ur bananas they dangerous

>> No.15986889

>>15984699
Midgets and fat black women
Im in!

>> No.15986898

>>15984892
He loves shit and his boyfriends do too

>> No.15986899
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>>15984311
A 4channel classic.

>> No.15986907
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>> No.15986913

>>15985500
>Goldschl├Ąger
wowe, that's a blast from the past right there.

>> No.15986933

>>15985271
Really awful post.

>> No.15986971

>>15986543
Good. We're down to only 7% of couples being family members.

>> No.15986989

>>15985576
It's less than $2 per sheet at a consumer level, probably even cheaper when bought by a restaurant at volume. The restaurants upcharge gold shit by hundreds of percent and people pay it because they're retarded.

>> No.15986992
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>>15985576
>>15986989
Forgot pic. Literally less than $2 per sheet on Amazon.

>> No.15986999
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>>15984306
Why?

>> No.15987062
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15987062

>>15984448
>SIKE
Is it 2001?

>> No.15987103

>>15987062
i wish

>> No.15987116
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>> No.15987117

>>15985576
It's barely a couple atoms thick at its thinnest point.
Gold can be flattened really easily for some reason.

>> No.15987155

>>15987103
Yeah then I could tell that homo andrew to give me back my pokemon gold

>> No.15987623

>>15984336
WHAT A LIFE

>> No.15987786

>>15984795
Your mouth already does that wtf?

>> No.15987816
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>>15984179

>> No.15987851

>>15984651
The reason they're pushing this is so they don't have to keep as much staff front facing the shelves, and also the little cameras they use to activate the screens can be used for CCTV.

>> No.15987864

>>15984118
Holy shit. Can you imagine being dumb enough to pay for a $150 gold tomahawk steak, getting $100 of gold leaf, $35 of bone (by weight), and $15 of flesh?

>> No.15987871

>>15984311
movie name?

>> No.15987885

>>15986803
why not use a saw ?

>> No.15987901

>>15985931
At least the kid knows he's supposed to (attempt to) clean up his mess and didn't burst into treats after slipping.

>> No.15987960

>>15985423
sea turtle

>> No.15988095

>>15987885
that's a good idea why stab something 6 times when you can spend about 45 minutes and 600 calories trying to saw through it.

>> No.15988155

>>15985399
those are YOUR almonds?
nice video anon

>> No.15988170

>>15985508
a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ

>> No.15988188

anybody have a webm of chinks eating geoducks

>> No.15988230

>>15987885
If you use a saw, you're removing material. Using those knives creates a wedge force, putting the inside of the cheese under tension splitting it apart with less effort than cutting through it. It's similar to how you can break giant stone blocks with only hand tools. Watch an 86 year old man split this rock with only a hammer and wedges.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-NsirLXUMk

>> No.15988260

>>15984118
I hate saltbae so fucking much bros

>> No.15988275

>>15985506
Finally found out what umami tastes like

>> No.15988292

>>15984172
tends to happen when you get wrecked in a car accident as a child

>> No.15988304
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>>15985010
This is melbourne i believe. Every oversized bun I've ever eaten in Australia is fucking stale. Worst novelty ever.

>> No.15988322

>>15985508
That fat cheese lasses channel has some good shit. She seemed to have given up after a year or so.

>> No.15988333

>>15988304
God Breadface is so fucking hot.

>> No.15988339

>>15988304
>"By Allah, I did not spend 10 years saving up money to move to America just to watch dumb asian bitches smash bread with their faces for internet clout"

>> No.15988358

>>15988339
Isn't there a second webm where he joins in the fun?

>> No.15988359

>>15984118
why does he look so fucked up? Does he have a migraine or something?

>> No.15988370
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15988370

>>15988304

>> No.15988375

>>15986529
>>15986389
>>15985358
I thought it was bait too at first but holy shit you really are this retarded. Go ahead, cook this way if you like and serve it to a guest or anyone, for that matter. You probably don't have a husband considering your negative IQ takes, femcel tier rationalisations and pseudoscientific explanations on water-fat solubility, viscosity and fluid abrasion.
Draining it with a towel or washing it will absolutely remove the water soluble flavour compounds present in the grease released, unless it is cooked to the point of evaporation/boiling, whereupon it is either forced to stick to the surface of a pan or gets reabsorbed into the food purely to maintain isotonic equilibrium. Which is also why many cooks are fine with washing down the fond on a pan, or reducing it to gravy, because the flavour is still contained therein.

>> No.15988388

>>15985358
The cooking equivalent of driving into oncoming traffic is not personal preference. Your personal preference generally cannot be "yes, but before serving it to me, can you ruin it first"?

>> No.15988421

>>15987871
Love Letter. It's a series

>> No.15988465

>>15988230
god damn this shit is so cool. this type of shit is why i always try to respect old people right out the gate. me and my generation can do all the same shit, sure, but we do it using some giant tool that kills the planet and us. these old people who would spend half their life mastering a craft like this can do the same shit as a $5000 machine with a couple of metal rods and a hammer. dude can really like hear the rock or some shiy cause he knows exactly what to do to get such a clean ass cut on a massive piece of stone.

>> No.15988484

>>15988304
i wish i knew the appeal of this. i want to understand the appeal of every weird interest and fetish thing, but ive been yet to ever run into a person who likes the bread thing so i could ask and learn

>> No.15988495

>>15986543
>Met online doesn't mean tinder exclusively. Still, I don't want my son coming out through a hole that has seen 9000 dicks.

>> No.15988502

>>15988484
For me it's the public degradation thing, but it doesn't have to be bread. Could be any pastry or baked good really.

>> No.15988520

>>15988502
you fuckers are weird

>> No.15988553

>>15984651
wow it's just like cyberpunk

>> No.15988560

>>15984850
Fish are extremely simple creatures really. Even if its not alive there are still enough impulses left that the basic instinctual trigger of "touch mouth -> bite" still fires off.

>> No.15988563

>>15984795
>designed in Israel
I don't even have to say it.
>>15984840
When you go into a hospital and there's a list of the 7 non-approved masks for employees and patients, and 4 approved, you realize how much of a fucking cult it is. I don't mind wearing a mask, but don't get brand-specific.

>> No.15988564

>>15984892
what a manchild. a real-life Caillou

>> No.15988587

>>15986421
help the planet by killing yourself then :)

>> No.15988588

>>15988520
Yup

>> No.15988593

>>15988563
>for employees
I understand discrimination for medical staff, since they're in the danger zone
>and patients
That's when it gets silly.

>> No.15988600

>>15985931
>filename
KEK

>> No.15988633

>>15988095
You could stand to lose a few thousand calories, let's be honest.

>> No.15988634

>>15984118
Why would anyone eat fucking metal, is shitting turds with golden flakes that amusing?

>> No.15988720
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>>15984884
>>15984859

>> No.15988724

>>15988634
u eat iron every day

>> No.15988726

>>15984795
This guy seems like there are guns being pointed at him off camera.

>> No.15988738

>>15984735
This is why if I wont seriously get drunk outside of my home.

>> No.15988816
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>>15986103
if I was black, I would have stolen the television.

>> No.15988817

>>15984336
>See
>Youre doing it all wrong
>You gotta open your throat, relax the jaw

>> No.15988840

>>15985994
>>15985994
The companies that are responsible for most of that 78% are your utilities. go tell them to build more solar and renewable otherwise shut up and stop consuming electricity

>> No.15988851

>>15988840
nuke or nothing ecofags

>> No.15988860

>>15984768
I went to the strip club a few months back and well lets just say I blacked out while driving home and miraculously didnt kill myself or someone else and parked in my spot just like I always do.
Had a good time though from what I remember and was told.

>> No.15988876

>>15988851
oh yeah let's build plants that take 9 years to come online and overrun projected costs by about 60% on average haha good plan it's not like time is of the essence or anything teehee

>> No.15988903

>>15988876
Yeah but they work tho

>> No.15988930

>>15988840
You're a moron solar panels are inefficient, degrade linearly, use hazardous materials, can't readily meet grid demands without expensive storage, and are expensive on their own >>15988851 is right; nuclear plants are very efficient, perfect for the base load of a grid, and we can reprocess nuclear waste into new fuel along with using the reactors to make plutonium.
t. Electrical Engineer

>> No.15989003

>>15985270
/c/k// out of 10

>> No.15989012

>>15988930
Why haven't we got fusion reactors yet?

>> No.15989028

>>15989012
Right now, it's a net loss of energy. There are experimental reactors, but commercially viable fusion reactors have been 10 years away for at least 20 years.

>> No.15989071

>>15989028
>10 years away for at least 20 years
That's kind of the weird part to me. I remember it being hailed as the "next" thing for like forever now and it would seem to be like something that would be pushed pretty hard. Like whoever gets it right would be sitting on a gold mine.

>> No.15989155

>>15985653
interesting that you feel this way, even though there's no related taboo in your country. maybe bread really is just sacred on its own, even without anyone enforcing it's sacredness.

>> No.15989175

>>15984306
>All these replies
>no one concerned about the fact that the fat and juices will clog the fucking drain
>Enjoy the plumbing bill.

>> No.15989215

>>15989071
It's a complicated problem to safely create a self-sustaining reaction with the pressures and temperatures of a star.

>> No.15989218

GODDAMN IT WHY DID THIS PISSED OF RADFEMCEL CUNT RUIN THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN

YOUR CATS ARENT YOUR BABIES BITCH YOU'LL NEVER HAVE KIDS THAT ARENT AUTISTIC IN YOUR 40S JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY THREAD LATELY IF YOU HADN'T SWALLOWED YOUR KIDS IN YOUR 20S YOUD HAVE A FUCKING PURPOSE AND WOULDNT BE HERE EVERY DAY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MENTAL ISSUES

>> No.15989249

>>15986803
Why not use something like a paper press blade?

>> No.15989254

>>15984343
I'm pretty sure that movie cameras have always been capturing in extremely high definition, but it's just that TV's can't really output that. How would you play it on a huge theater screen if it was 360p?

>> No.15989273

>>15984855
holy kek

>> No.15989279

>>15986541
not really, it's scat/humiliation fetish content. He has an onlyfans.

>> No.15989290

>>15984408
Saw this on YMH. Whats the context?

>> No.15989303

>>15985423
looks to be a frog. they probably sprinkled salt on it, which makes the muscles start contracting.

>> No.15989446

>>15989175
no one gives a shit about (((landies)))

>> No.15989451

>>15989218
Anon, you didn't reply to anyone. But yes, why isn't there a containment board for these bitches? /lgbt/ is overflowing anyway.

>> No.15989457

>>15988304
how the guy paused is priceless.

>> No.15989470

>>15986971
i am pretty sure it means met through family members as being setup by your sister or brother or something.

>> No.15989473

>>15987864
>$100 of gold leaf
100 sheets of 5x5 inch gold leaf is 8 bucks. So thats probably not even 25 cents of gold leaf

>> No.15989483

>>15989254
shit, you're right. 360p would look stupidly pixelated on the massive cinema screen.

>> No.15989499

>>15988876
>nooooo we can't have a stable and robust supply of energy because it would take too long to set up!!!!!!!!

>> No.15989533

>>15989499
there is no climate crisis you stupid fag

>> No.15989547

>>15985931
>One for me
>And one for my homies

>> No.15989619

>>15986103
For accidentally enterering someone else's apartment with no witnesses?

>> No.15989685

>>15984735
A mimir :)

>> No.15989840

>>15986103
My very white relative was shot doing that, so enough with your bullshit narrative. Reporting is skewed, a violent white man is a racial offender, a nig is always reported as "man stabs another man". Nogs commit far more violent acts, and almost all of the rapes against white women.

>> No.15989866
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>> No.15989883

>>15984840
Can someone explain this webm? How can it crush the can when the head is severed off?

>> No.15989924

>>15984699
>>15984855
>>15984859
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASkUAU67OJ8

>> No.15989930

>>15984343
Camera were not always digital, when they were analog the definition was infinite, the limiting factor was the lens.

>> No.15989975

>>15985270
Is this real? Super impressive control system.

>> No.15989978

>>15985280
did he just throw the ears away? is he fucking stupid?

>> No.15989987

>>15985444
checked
also, am I the only one that gets a chub at her crying? i want to kiss her and make love to her specifically because she's crying

>> No.15989989

>>15985508
>25 years to learn how to cut cheese, ragazzo

>> No.15989994

>>15984306
(1) That liquid isn't grease, it's water. Cook it until all that's left is grease and the meat actually browns.
(2) Draining it into the sink will clog the drain
(3) Washing it with tap water could introduce pathogens, and also COLD MEAT WHAT THE HELL?
(4) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEARNED THIS IN A CLASS? COULDNT YOU JUST BUY LEAN BEEF AND COOK IT IN OLIVE OIL?!
(5) this is why I'm gay. gays just instinctually have better taste.

>> No.15990011

>>15984847
how the hell is the packaging with the brand and pictures of the product all over it not advertising already

>> No.15990019

>>15984795
holy shit just wear a long bandana that's loose at the bottom? no need to reinvent the wheel.

>> No.15990021

>>15986058
I would never be even the slightest bit disrespectful to that man
he'd eat my face like a Florida chimp

>> No.15990032

>>15984306
liberals are whack in the head

>> No.15990036

>>15989994
replace homo or gay w the word mentally ill

>> No.15990051

>>15984336
Best beer commercial I've ever seen.

>> No.15990059

>>15985259
human ingenuity never ceases to impress me

>> No.15990067

>>15984395
>>15985227
>>15985508

MMMM...DICK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bmVLS6c1Z8

>> No.15990077

>>15984795
Great, now all the muppets will actually look like muppets.

>> No.15990090

>>15987116
that's it, I'm scared straight

>> No.15990126

>>15985267
>you gotta cook the beef a lot longer to reduce those juices
Holy fucking cooklet pls be trolling.
You cook the beef in small portions on high heat so that it gets seared and doesn't lose its juices but stays juicy inside.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people

>> No.15990139

>>15986130
>They tried this in the early 2000s by giving out scanners to customers at the door.
i rather use this or just the normal unmanned checkouts if im too much of a pussy say hello to a cashier
i definitely dont want another fucking app to do the easiest shit

>> No.15990169

>>15984855
No, the guy was a trainer and was sued by In and Out Burger because his place was called In and Out Fitness, he isn't a fucking doctor

>> No.15990170

>>15985270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxSnutuWVrk

>> No.15990173

>>15984651
Welcome to Wal-Mart. I love you.

>> No.15990321

>>15986058
is it gay to want to be his friend? I want to break coconuts with him.

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>> No.15990339

>>15985227
I've come to realize that this clip is simply unfair to Sandy.
Consider: A "shot" is not a very meaningful measurement for a cocktail but typically would be 1.5oz, making 2 shots 3oz. Further, she was making the drink for two making the correct measurement 6oz.
All being accounted for it's a generous pour but not a terrible pour.

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>> No.15990347
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>> No.15990352

>>15990342
why tho?

>> No.15990353

>>15990339
ok sandy

>> No.15990355

>>15990352
ja/ck/s motives are too complex for us mortals to understand

>> No.15990358
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15990358

>>15990342
>just put cayenne in your eye, bro
I wonder who was behind this

>> No.15990404 [DELETED] 

>>15984795
He's a big guy

>> No.15990445

>>15984651
We could never have that, black people would break it day one.

>> No.15990515

>>15984306
What sort of retard pours grease down a drain? Does this bitch microwave forks too?

>> No.15990588
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>> No.15990600

>>15985455
>soy face
>literally just says "Beer"

Take your meds anon, your brain has been fried by the internet

>> No.15990623

>>15990445

Would be incredibly based if they did

>> No.15990705

>>15984284
This is because American bullion, while containing the stated weight of gold, also contains additional weight in copper to make it less malleable. My gold eagles taste like copper but pure gold tastes like nothing.

>> No.15990713 [DELETED] 

>>15984280
salty coins and milk

>> No.15990714

>>15986803
this is fucken retarded nonsense.

>> No.15990738

>>15984850
Fish can survive with most of their body missing. Sometimes they even heal and live as half a fish. Yeah that thing is suffering, that's not just impulses

>> No.15990752

>>15990738
how to completely kill it? remove brain?

>> No.15990823

>>15990752
I mean if you actually cut off the head or at least stun the fish it's fine. I'm not entirely sure if every fish is the same but the "head" in the webm looks like it also contains the heart. It's like if you cut a pig in half past the lungs.

>> No.15990872

>>15990600
>literally just says "Beer"
>raises his brows in an exaggerated manner
>opens his eyes as wide as he can
>keeps his mouth widely opened instead of closing it immediately after speaking a monosyllabic word
Yeah that's a soy face.

>> No.15990880

>>15990322
fucking animals

>> No.15991022

>>15985259
>washing your chicken

>> No.15991183

>>15985423
a glimpse of your future self in hell if you don't repent

>> No.15991234

>>15986560
my current LTR i met online and i'm still friends with a few exes i also met online. it's no different from real life, you just get to pre-screen better

>> No.15991872

>>15991234
i am gonna bet that you are a woman.

>> No.15992071
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15992071

>>15990872
>Yeah that's a soy face.

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