IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.15969872]

THE BTS MEAL IS COMING TO MCDONALD'S GET IN HERE

[Anonymous No.15969877]

>>15969872
What does BTS stand for?

[Anonymous No.15969882]

>>15969872
It's not the right time of year for back-to-school.

[Anonymous No.15969885]

>>15969877
Big Tranny Sutures

[Anonymous No.15969886]

>>15969877
Beetles, Ticks, and Spiders

[Anonymous No.15969897]

>McDonald's7
wtf is that 7

[Anonymous No.15969900]

>>15969877
Black Tranny Summer

[Anonymous No.15969904]

>>15969872
unironically hyped to see wtf the bts burger gonna be lmao

[Anonymous No.15969909]

>>15969904
it's just 10 nuggets and fries lmao

[Anonymous No.15969954]

>>15969886
lol

[Anonymous No.15969956]

>>15969872
3 for free

[Anonymous No.15969959]

>>15969904
> The meal includes a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets, medium fries and Coke as well as the US debut of two new dipping sauces — sweet chili and cajun flavors — inspired by McDonald's South Korea recipes,
It’s really just two new sauces

[Anonymous No.15969962]

>>15969872
>7 fries
oh thats how they keep their faggot gook look

[Anonymous No.15969965]

>>15969909
these cheap faggots wont even release a korean dipping sauce or something?

[Anonymous No.15969967]

So.. it’s basically a happy meal for 14yo girls?

[Anonymous No.15969969]

>>15969877
Boycott, Transfer, and Sanctions. Its an antisemitic movement to abolish Israel.

[Anonymous No.15969972]

>>15969877
since no one wanted to answer you legitimately, The meal includes a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets, medium fries, a medium Coke – and, for the first time in the U.S. – Sweet Chili and Cajun dipping sauces. McDonald's says the sauces are inspired by popular recipes from its restaurants in South Korea, where the boy band is from
>>15969885
>>15969900
>HURRR DURRRR TRANNIES LOLOLOLOL
god..go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.15969991]

>>15969972
>since no one wanted to answer you legitimately
You literally and objectively, in no way whatsoever, answered his actual question.
You simply pasted shit he didn’t ask, and then cried about pol.

>>15969877
The actual answer to your question is “Bangtan Sonyeondan”

[Anonymous No.15969998]

>>15969991
shut the fuck up you stupid asshole, no one thinks you are cool or witty

[Anonymous No.15970005]

>>15969967
Couldn't have put it better myself

[Anonymous No.15970021]

>>15970005
well...you could have actually answered the question at hand you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.15970032]

>>15969959
>cajun
>south korea inspired
haha

[Anonymous No.15970034]

>>15969998
Stay mad, illiterate, and overly sensitive.

[Anonymous No.15970049]

>>15970032
Gooks literally make better fried chicken than US southerners though

[Anonymous No.15970055]

>>15970049
>

[Anonymous No.15970057]

>>15969972
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.15970058]

>>15969972
>HURR DURR BACK TO /POL/
cope and seethe they live rent free

[Anonymous No.15970136]

>>15969872
Late-stage capitalism.

Teenage girls obsessed with their manufactured plastic pop idols are going to gorge themselves on corn syrup, sodium and processed carbohydrates while posting about it on social media so their cult of "stans" can trigger the dopamine receptors in their brains by liking the tweet and sending signals which encourages this kind of behaviour. The environmental consequences of what it will take to produce that much beef to meet demand of the consumer cult. Consumerism, gluttony, narcissism and destruction.

The human race is doomed. We are an ugly, slave race that needs extinction.

[Anonymous No.15970142]

>>15969872
It’s just a ten piece with sweet chili. Just buy a ten piece and use some sweet chili you have at home

[Anonymous No.15970163]

>>15970058
Yeah they live rent free on every fuckin board they shit up

[Anonymous No.15970167]

>>15970136
Humans have reached peak eusociality if you think about it. The earth is just a giant ant farm.

[Anonymous No.15970170]

>>15970167
more like a maze of mice

[Anonymous No.15970171]

>>15969972
The only people that get mad when people poke fun at the dickless, mentally ill, sex mutilating sex pervert trannies are dickless, mentally ill, sex mutilating sex pervert trannies

[Anonymous No.15970173]

>>15970057
ywdav

[Anonymous No.15970175]

>>15969877
Big Titted Somalians

[Anonymous No.15970199]

>>15970170
Fair enough, we aren’t quite synchronized enough to be considered a hive or ant farm.

[Anonymous No.15970205]

>>15970163
this

[Anonymous No.15970218]

>>15970136
Theres no beef in the meal you moron.

[Anonymous No.15970223]

why do anti /pol/ fags have to shit up every thread? rent fucking free

[Anonymous No.15970232]

>>15970223
This, its like one person says something pol related then 5 or six people bitch about the thread being shitted up. The lack of self awareness is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.15970235]

>>15970205

[Anonymous No.15970242]

>>15970136
nigga its just a new mcdonalds meal

[Anonymous No.15970245]

>>15970235

[Anonymous No.15970246]

>>15970136
You people have been saying we've been in late stage capitalism since the mid 19th century.

[Anonymous No.15970250]

>>15969959
Let's make our own meal. I'll start.
>50- piece Chicken McNuggets, three large fries and a large Barq's root beer.

[Anonymous No.15970254]

>>15970250
Oh, and all of the sauces in McDonald's history.

[Anonymous No.15970300]

>>15970250
Not for nothing but tats too much. Ey oh

[Anonymous No.15970326]

>>15970250
wtf is Barq's

[Anonymous No.15970337]

>>15970326
Sorry, Bang's

[Anonymous No.15970393]

>>15969872
I wish North Korea just nuke South Korea already and spare us from this Kpop bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15970409]

>>15970250
2 Big Macs
1 small fry
1 Large warm water from the sink (no ice)

[Anonymous No.15970433]

>>15970250
>quarter pounder with cheese, mac sauce, lettuce, pickles and onion
>fries with sweet and sour sauce to dip
>coke zero

[Anonymous No.15970444]

>>15969877
Blind Torture Sodomize

[Anonymous No.15970485]

>>15969965
or maybe like a szechuan sauce BUUUUURRRPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.15970503]

>>15969877
Burgers, Tallow, & Steak. Guess they're bringing back the tallow fries and adding steak to the menu.

[Anonymous No.15970515]

isn't bts that gay kpop group?

[Anonymous No.15970525]

>>15970515
isn't calling a kpop group gay kind of redundant

[Anonymous No.15970530]

>>15969877
Some Asian people group

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/19/business/bts-mcdonalds-meal/index.html

[Anonymous No.15970538]

>>15970250
1 mcgangbang
1 mcchicken, no lettuce
1 small fries easy on salt
1 cup of water

[Anonymous No.15970577]

>>15970538
>no lettuce
Light lettuce, light mayo.

[Anonymous No.15970664]

>>15970175
I want a cute somali gf so bad bros

[Anonymous No.15970670]

>>15969885
>>15969900
>>15969969
>>15970175


Why in the hell are you people on /ck/? This is a food board not /b/. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.15970673]

>>15969872
Theyre gonna start serving dog meat burgers?

[Anonymous No.15970681]

what has been getting jannied so hard in this thread lol

[Anonymous No.15970685]

>>15970670
If they’re actually breaking rules, then report them.
Otherwise quit crying like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.15970690]

>>15970670
Bolshoi Tchaikovsky Symphony

[Anonymous No.15970869]

>>15969877
Beijing Testicle Suckers

[Anonymous No.15970929]

>>15969877
bCock tAnd sBalltorture

[Anonymous No.15970979]

>>15970670
>people with “edgy” humor cant also enjoy browsing /ck/ because they are single faceted nazis who only use /b/
Also, who still uses /b/?

[Anonymous No.15971158]

>>15969877
bart the simpsons

[Anonymous No.15971224]

>>15969877
bitch! tits! shit!

[Anonymous No.15971308]

>>15969877
better than sneed

[Anonymous No.15971340]

>UK and Ireland fans upset they're not on list of promo countries
>Both countries already have one of the two fucking dips

[Anonymous No.15971346]

>>15969877
Big Tuneless Shit

[Anonymous No.15971352]

>>15969877
Big Tchungus Sexualization

[Anonymous No.15971383]

I wish that instead of just being the normal menu "customized", they'd actually come out with something new as an LTO.

[Anonymous No.15971386]

>>15970670
instead of asking, you could just realize that where you are is not the same as where you think you are

[Anonymous No.15971387]

Oh good, McDonald's decided to make limited-edition sauces to appeal to a rabid fanbase of retards again. It went so well last time!

[Anonymous No.15971403]

>>15971387
To be fair the last time it went perfectly fine for about 20 years until Reddit and Morty showed up.

[Anonymous No.15971428]

>>15971387
im still waiting for a DaBaby meal
lets goooo

[Anonymous No.15971469]

>>15971403
Yeah, but you'd think they'd learn from their mistake.

>>15971428
What is everyone's fascination with this guy? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.15971479]

>>15969877
BEFORE TRYIN' SEX

[Anonymous No.15971743]

>>15969877
Well BT is the electronic artist Brian Transeau, so this must be a meal made with meat of his clones.

[Anonymous No.15971781]

>>15971403
oh please, don't act like 4chan was all over rick & morty until it got super popular in between the 1st & 2nd season.

[Anonymous No.15971924]

>>15969877
Big Time Soy

[Anonymous No.15972005]

>>15969877
Brapping, then Shitting

[Anonymous No.15972011]

>>15969872
okay

[Anonymous No.15972070]

>>15969872
>couldn't even be bothered to arrange some fries to get a real photo
Shame.

[Anonymous No.15972329]

>>15969877
Butthole touching sissies

[Anonymous No.15972439]

>>15970235
>wifi box

[Anonymous No.15972469]

>korea trash

[Anonymous No.15972679]

>>15971340
I'm pissed at you and whatever retarded person you saw on twatter. Mcdicks actually fucked us over by adding cents on to the end of stuff on the eurosaver menu, the whole point of which is to have low, round-figured prices, so that double cheeseburgers now cost 2. fucking 20.
There's now no point in getting them since the triple is only 70c more and you're going to be getting small change back anyway.
So now I have to spend 8.70 every time I go there, because it rips my ass to pay 6.60 instead of 6 euro.
And you think I give a fuck about south korean cajun sauce?
You don't know my pain, you ignorant, uninformed, mouth breathing twatter reading retard FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.15973026]

>>15970173
Your parents will bury you a male

[Anonymous No.15973290]

>>15969872
There's something cathartic about seeing a big lumbering multi-national corporation try to appeal to kids but always being 2-3 years behind the times because their new menu item pipeline is literally 2-3 years.

[Anonymous No.15973327]

>>15970393
b- b- b- b- b- but what about the g- g- good ones?

[Anonymous No.15973332]

>>15970173
you will... dick... a vagina?

[Anonymous No.15973452]

kpop is evil, but I think most normal and sane people can sense that subconsciously
the problem is that idol companies target impressionable teenagers and young adults who may not be so mentally solid

[Anonymous No.15973456]

>>15970136
The ones who subject themselves to listening to modern pop will either grow out of it because it's so fucking boring or were kinda doomed and too far gone anyway. You kinda have to think the same for those who eat fast food daily and grow obese

[GODCOCK No.15973460]

>>15969877
Beenage Tinja Surtles.

[Anonymous No.15973470]

>>15971469
He's a retard and it's a meme

[Anonymous No.15973497]

>>15973452
I had a problem with some jpop where I enjoyed the music but otherwise did not understand the rabid fan obsessiveness (and thus was unable to discuss in on /mu/). I get that personality cults and celebrity worship are things, but what does any of that shit have to do with the music?
To put it in a different perspective, if I watch a show that's airing, it's one week between episodes and months or a year between seasons. Do I spend that time obsessing over every facet of the lives of the people involved in that show? That's what I see with obsessive pop fans.

[Anonymous No.15973542]

>>15973497
Basically, the product idol systems are really selling isn't that much the music (although it is an assistant to them) but the fantasy (idols saying they're their fans' bf/gf implicitly) and/or the glamour of the idol lifestyle. The fixation is on the individual idols and getting kids from around to world to feel devotionally attached to them. Sometimes they go the "we're all best friends with our fans!" route, that's how you get obsessive female fans (who are probably lonely nerds) who would die for their favorite female idol group. They use everything at their disposal to 'hypnotize' kids and drive a stake directly into the most primitive part of their brains. Beautiful boys or girls in expensive clothes, really colorful music videos, and the music to trigger an immediate dopamine response. That plus youtube ads plastered everywhere they can reach and a huge amount of social media content like 'funny' or 'cute' vlog videos to pop up in people's recommended feeds that make the idols seem like cool/funny/friendly people. A normal adult seeing an idol pop music video would probably think "eh what's this? hmm whatever/no thanks" but for a bored teen that amount of huge sensory overload might end up hooking them in pretty hard. It can be pretty interesting if you've ever studied a bit about marketing or persuasion.

Both Japan and Korea, especially Korea, have a bunch of weird cults that are actually pretty sizable in number where they ask for WAY more money and time from their followers than the average normal and mainstream religious church. I don't think it's a coincidence if their idol systems have picked up a few tips in persuasion and marketing from that, somehow.

[Anonymous No.15973553]

>>15969959
So it's just a normal 10pc meal and two new sauces? WTF?

[Anonymous No.15973585]

>>15973542
Also to add, even ignoring the potential chronic abuses in the idol industry of minors, it's more sinister than the typical entertainment people are used to like books, movies, or videogames. Obsessive idol fans are stuck in a 'narrative' that doesn't end until their favored idol group disbands. From the way they act, the idol culture is like a mind virus that sticks to their brain until they either walk away completely or until like I said, their favorite group disbands. I think a lot of them are also in denial of how much time and money they waste on that sit.
Even if someone is watching a trashy bad movie, it's over in 2 hours and they forget about it quickly. No big deal. Videogames are more hook-y than tv or books and they're longer but they still almost always have a conclusion that closes it off.

[Anonymous No.15973594]

>>15969872
>>15973542
>>15973585
Shut the FUCK up
When are we getting the BLACKPINK meal in America, boys?
https://youtu.be/QSaW4KB5IQk

[Anonymous No.15973693]

>>15969872
Wtf is BTS

[Anonymous No.15973711]

>>15969877
Behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.15973733]

>>15969956
based :)

[Anonymous No.15973743]

>>15972439
My mom often call me to take a look "at the internet".

[Anonymous No.15973796]

>>15969959
They already had sweet chili sauce during one of the Olympics, it might have been 2012

[Anonymous No.15973832]

>>15969885
>>15969886
>>15969900
>>15969969
>>15969991
>>15970175
>>15970444
>>15970503
>>15970530
>>15970869
>>15970929
>>15971158
>>15971224
>>15971308
>>15971346
>>15971352
>>15971479
>>15971743
>>15971924
>>15972005
>>15972329
>>15973460
>>15973711
>HAHA SO FUNNY NAMES HOLY SHIT SO EPIC WE DID XD
how about you go back to plebbit you soifags

[Anonymous No.15973886]

>>15973832
chuck

[Anonymous No.15973929]

>>15969877
Beijing Tsunami Slant-eyes

[Anonymous No.15973936]

>>15970136
>Late-stage capitalism.
reddit faggot

[Anonymous No.15974039]

>>15973832
Mass repliers get thr rope

[Anonymous No.15974062]

>>15973832
>soifags
*soy fags
It’s not filtered.
Lurk moar, new cunt.

[Anonymous No.15974066]

>>15974062
>>15974039
>>15973886
back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.15974204]

>>15973832
>>HAHA SO FUNNY NAMES HOLY SHIT SO EPIC WE DID XD
>how about you go back to plebbit you soifags

[Anonymous No.15974209]

>>15969877
Boytoy Taiwanese Sodomy

[Anonymous No.15974222]

>>15969872
What is it with amerisharts and their constant McDonalds cocksucking?

[Anonymous No.15974235]

>>15974222
It's just marketing bots.

[Anonymous No.15974754]

>>15970530
So this actually means that they're introducing... a cajun dip. And that's it. What a fucking letdown.

[Anonymous No.15974763]

>>15969872
behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.15974834]

>>15969872
>6 fries
>'meal'

This is just a shitpost, right? I don't even get it. Why would I order 6 fries?

[Anonymous No.15974851]

>>15974834
There's seven fries there

[Anonymous No.15974873]

>>15974851
Oh yeah, you're right.
Not like it makes a difference. I guess if they're marketing with a band for teenage girls, maybe a meal that's literally just a handful of fries is supposed to be "healthy"?

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.15975008]

>>15969877
born to shit

[Anonymous No.15975071]

>just some stupid french fry meal with new sauces
>no photocards or limited edition shit in the u.s

dumb

[Anonymous No.15975542]

>>15973553
well the travis scott meal was basically a quarter pounder blt

[Anonymous No.15975558]

>>15970163
Deal with it, tourist.

[Anonymous No.15975561]

>>15973832
>>15970670
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO /CK/ IS FOR HECKIN BABISHERINO DISCUSSION NOT YOUR HECKING ANTISEMTIC AND OR INCREDIBLY RACIST SHITPOSTS NOOOOO GO BACK TO /B/

[Anonymous No.15975566]

>>15973832
All me.

[Anonymous No.15975571]

>>15969872
I at least get why they did the Travis Scott thing, since that's at least popular with more than 100 people, but K-pop? Really?

[Anonymous No.15975572]

>>15971781
rick and morty was literally never popular on this website. It's amazing how tourists try desperately to gaslight people into their retarded narratives.

[Anonymous No.15975632]

>>15972439
I already have a wife I box.