/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15957687]

Why do I have to read a novel just to order a Philly cheese steak? Fuck Pat's.

[Anonymous No.15957705]

[Anonymous No.15957734]

You only have to remember two words, "wiz wit"

[Anonymous No.15957834]

https://youtu.be/NNq0zKFiCDI?t=542

[Anonymous No.15958775]

>>15957734
wrong order, back of the line

[Anonymous No.15958785]

You don't, it's a tourist trap, that shit only appeals to tourists who wanna say they got yelled at by the mean Pat's lady and now they know what Philly is really like

[Anonymous No.15958793]

>>15957687
Fun fact: The Seinfeld Soup Nazi was based on Pat's

[Anonymous No.15958852]

>had to go back to the end of the line again

[Anonymous No.15959054]

>going to philly
>ever
you can get raped by niggers, i rather just order a cheesesteak from the nearest suburban italian joint

[Anonymous No.15959061]

>>15958793
Mother’s in New Orleans is the same way. Bunch of angry black women yelling at you if you don’t place your order correctly. They have a killer shrimp poboy.

[Anonymous No.15959078]

>>15957687
Only fags go to pats or genos

[Anonymous No.15959084]

>>15957734
>wiz
Disgusting. Provolone all the way instead of that imported shit from dirty Jersey

[Anonymous No.15959117]

>>15959078
Everyone says this, but what do locals actually eat? My favorite is Steve's prince of steaks.

[Anonymous No.15959130]

>>15959117
>Everyone says this, but what do locals actually eat?
Whatever they can buy with food stamps.

[Anonymous No.15959148]

>>15957687
Niggers can't function in a normal society so everyone has to have special retard-tier instructions for simple tasks posted everywhere.

[Anonymous No.15959291]

>>15957687
I hope Philly gets fucking nuked.

[Anonymous No.15959293]

>>15957687
>he fell for the tourist trap

[Anonymous No.15959306]

>>15959078
That's right. Real philly natives go to Serge's

[Anonymous No.15959312]

For me, it's a provolone wit-out

[Anonymous No.15959545]

>>15957687
Why are Philadelphians so proud of fucking cheez whiz and pasteurized "cheese" product?

[Anonymous No.15959556]

>>15959054
Sounds like you’re just a pussy flyover

[Anonymous No.15959584]

>>15957687

Go to Delassandro's in the Roxborough section (some will insist it is in Manayunk) for a god-tier steak

[Anonymous No.15959596]

>>15959556
215 chad here, enjoy your filthy nigger steaks, nigger lover

[Anonymous No.15959599]

>>15957687
Jon's and only jon's

[Anonymous No.15959686]

>>15959599
>Jon's and only jon's
Stupid name why? Why didnt they just use johnshandolyjohns?

[Anonymous No.15959795]

>>15957734
>Leaving your house to eat cheez wiz prepared by someone else

[Anonymous No.15959854]

>>15959556
>coasties so devoid of testosterone they think being a consoomer at a tourist-trap meme restaurant makes them manly

[Anonymous No.15961061]

>>15957705
Mom, I seethed again.

[Anonymous No.15961108]

>>15959061
What do they yell at you?

[Anonymous No.15961115]

>no peppers
>no mushrooms
So you're serving dog shit?
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.15961183]

>>15961108
ey WHITEBOY you betta LEARN ya damn ORDER n SHIIIEEEEEEEEET

[Anonymous No.15961192]

>>15959078
jims > all

[Anonymous No.15961286]

>>15961183
Based

[Anonymous No.15961299]

>>15959061
>>15961183
This is why I don't support black businesses. No manners from any of them

[Anonymous No.15961313]

>>15959545
They’re not. Only tourists like that shit so they push it for them. For real Philly natives it’s provolone all the way.

[Anonymous No.15961578]

ay tone wit wiz or witout wiz wit onions ay tone
cheesesteak/rocky/heroin epidemic culture is the faggiest fucking party of this god forsaken city
NO ONE IN PHILADELPHIA SPEAKS LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.15961591]

>>15961578
I like to drive through Kenzo to count all the zombies rocking back and forth with their eyes closed. There's more of them than non-zombies anymore. The problem isn't only the fentanyl, but also the fact that dealers are loading the dope up with tranquilizers turning people into the walking dea.

[Anonymous No.15961697]

>>15959117
Italian hoagies

[Anonymous No.15961755]

>>15957687
>"Uhh yall ill have a burg with cheese"
>turns off hearing aid
>refuses to move

[Anonymous No.15962530]

>calling it a "Philly cheese steak"
BACK OF THE LINE

[Anonymous No.15962547]

>>15959084
Geno's is right across the street for whores with smegma-clogged tastebuds like yours.

[Anonymous No.15962551]

>>15959117
Tony Luke's, baby.
also Pat's is good.

[Anonymous No.15962559]

Fat retarded fucks expect people to read their mind. Nobody cares if you don't like onions and peppers, so speak the fuck up grandpa.

[Anonymous No.15962574]

>live in any other part of PA and have superior cheese steaks with white american cheese

lmao get fucked

[Anonymous No.15962576]

>>15961299
Go to Jim's then (when in philly metro). He's in black neighborhoods, hires mostly black people, but is a white man. Might be jewish.

[Anonymous No.15962582]

>>15962576
Black people are fine. It's the niggers everyone has a problem with. Chris Rock was completely right.

[Anonymous No.15962615]

>>15962582
If you ever wondered what a society of edgy kids all grown up would look like it's niggers.

[Anonymous No.15962857]

>>15959584
>No one says Delassandro’s is in Manayunk.
Also Chubby’s literally across the street has better steaks and doesn’t have a retarded line.
Jim’s on south street is good and if you can deal with the niggy sections of the city Max’s at Broad and Erie is God tier

[Anonymous No.15962908]

God I hate Americans, can't wait until the dot eaters wipe your country out

[Anonymous No.15962915]

>>15957687
> If you make a mistake, don't panic, just go to the back of the line and start over
what? do these people expect that those who 'order wrong' are just going to accept being told 'no you didn't say it right go to the back and try again' and actually doing it rather than just leaving and going somewhere less bitchy?

[Anonymous No.15963755]

>>15962915
Seems so.

[Anonymous No.15963804]

>>15957687
what are the chances that someone with the surname hungry would go on to work in the food industry?

[Anonymous No.15963828]

>>15957687
>asks for ketchup
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15963845]

>>15957687
This type of shit is why I can't order half the shit on fast food menus. Why are you giving your food stupid names or making me learn some shitty lingo to order your cheesesteak?

I would rather kill myself then wait in a long ass line at your shitty graffiti covered "restaurant" and be forced to recite some stupid made up phrases to you just so I can have the honor of buying one of your cheap oil cheese covered steakum sandwich

[Anonymous No.15963847]

>>15962908
>dot eaters
Anon, what brought on this intense hatred of ice cream? Maybe it's not the ice cream of the future, but dippin dots can still be fun at a themepark or whatever.

[Anonymous No.15964565]

>>15963847
I think Anon just had a hatred of PacMan

[Anonymous No.15964885]

>>15959130
Kek

[Anonymous No.15964928]

>>15957687
Kek that's pretty funny, I'd eat there

[Anonymous No.15964940]

>this thread again
Can you at least tell the story of what this place did to make you so begrudgingly asshurt?
Did they actually make you go to the back of the line, causing the cute girl behind you to laugh at you when it happened?

[Anonymous No.15965030]

>>15957687

[Anonymous No.15965495]

>>15962547
meet me on court 'cross the street, loser pays

[Anonymous No.15965541]

>>15962615
No that's incels

[Anonymous No.15965543]

>>15962574
>American cheese
Cringe. Provolone

[Anonymous No.15965551]

>>15965543
Cheese whiz is even cringier

[Anonymous No.15965567]

>>15957687
>One with no onions and provolone please
>OOOOOHHHGH YOU ORDERED DA STEAK WRONG EVEN THO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT GETT TO DA BACK OF DA LINE FONGOOL WE TRYIN TO KEEP A GIMMICK GOIN OVA HERE

[Anonymous No.15965570]

>>15965551
I agree

[Anonymous No.15966029]

>>15965543
The provolone is usually too sharp at these places

[Anonymous No.15966399]

>>15957687
>made a mistake
>you have to go to the back of line
>just walks out

[Anonymous No.15966779]

>>15959117
Jims

[Anonymous No.15966794]

imagine living in philadelphia

[Anonymous No.15966880]

>>15962857
if you dont mind wading through needles one pound cheesesteak off lehigh is pretty good and fucking massive for the price.

[Anonymous No.15966901]

>>15961299
>one example
>any of them

[Anonymous No.15966918]

>>15957687
Do you just say "wit", or do you say "wit onions"?

[Anonymous No.15966930]

>>15957687
Pat's and Genos both suck. They survive off of dumb tourists

Joe's is the best in the city but is in a neighborhood with nothing interesting near it. Jim's is the best thats easily accessible by tourists.

Roast pork sandwiches are inferior to cheesesteaks btw, I lived in Philly for years, never had one until hearing about it on the internet a few years ago. Friends who were born in Philly had also never had one.

We were all disappointed by it and tried a few different places. Its especially disappointing when compared directly to a cheesesteak. I assume its just some fucking blogger and a marketing team that pretended they were actually a thing people in Philly ate.

[Anonymous No.15966934]

>>15966918
wit.

[Anonymous No.15967002]

>>15958793
no

[Anonymous No.15967007]

>>15966930
I was with you until you started shitting on italian roast pork. Get the fuck off my board, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.15967152]

>>15967007
Italian roast pork is like chicago thin crust.

There are people who pretend its as good as the famous dish but its vastly inferior to the actually famous food

[Anonymous No.15968543]

so would I say "wit provolone" , then handover a fist full of cash?

[Anonymous No.15968557]

>>15968543
exact change only, hence why it says to do all your borrowing in line.

[Anonymous No.15969773]

>>15968543
provolone wit

[Anonymous No.15969795]

>>15959117
Roast pork

[Anonymous No.15969800]

>>15957687
This kind of stuff is super cringe.

[Anonymous No.15969805]

>>15959130
Unironically the truth. Philly is like 90% black.

[Anonymous No.15969834]

>>15957687
I forget those fucking weirdos use cheez whiz, how gross can you get

[Anonymous No.15969846]

>>15957687
I speak English so I can't order food at this establishment.

[Anonymous No.15970097]

>>15957687
> Practice the lines wit provolone
> Think I'm ready
> Don't have correct change
> Now I must go to back of line and start over

NOOOOO MR. SHEKELSTEIN SAYS IF I'M LATE AGAIN FROM MY LUNCH BREAK, I'LL BE FIRED

[Anonymous No.15970116]

>>15969805
Suburbanite hands typed this.
Philly is like 45% black, 45% white, and 10% "other." Those numbers aren't exact - there's actually like 2-3 percent MORE white people than black people.

[Anonymous No.15970135]

>>15968543
>>15968557
>>15970097
You guys don't know the most retarded part, you don't even hand the money in there. You have to walk to another window. He writes that there just so he can watch you try to hand him money so he can look at you like an idiot

[Anonymous No.15970166]

>>15966930
Yeah, you never lived in Philly, and neither did your friends. Go LARP somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.15970177]

>>15970116
45% is still dangerous and uninhabitable for white people.

[Anonymous No.15970179]

>>15959117
Scrapple from that diner jawn down the road

[Anonymous No.15970195]

>>15959117
>but what do locals actually eat?
McDonalds

[Anonymous No.15970197]

Question for Americans ITT:

When i visited Philadelphia in 2009, the only cheesesteak i ate was a premade one at the Natural History Museum. I never went to Geno's, Pat's etc.

Based or cringe?

[Anonymous No.15970208]

>>15970197
Incredibly based.

[Anonymous No.15970457]

>>15970197
Beyond based

[Anonymous No.15970652]

american > provolone > whiz

[Anonymous No.15970722]

>>15959054
>order
make it yourself you pleb

[Anonymous No.15970747]

>>15970116
>Philly is like 45% black, 45% white, and 10% "other."
100% trash

[Anonymous No.15971277]

>>15970197
Sad for you since you could have walked to Steve’s which is pretty good and maybe 10 minutes away. Tasty trash meat

[Anonymous No.15971327]

tell me anons. is phily cheese steak worth making or is it a niggerfood?

[Anonymous No.15971394]

>>15970166
They aren't good, you can pretend all you want. They'll never achieve recognition on par with the cheesesteak because its not that good.

[Anonymous No.15971411]

>>15961299
this thread is about a business of angry white dudes with sandwich autism
lol

[Anonymous No.15971431]

>>15966901
>Black person does something bad means all black people do it
>White person does something bad and they are a special case with all kinds of extenuating circumstances and you know what they did actually isn't all that bad in the grand scheme of things so just let them say sorry without meaning it and let them go home

[Anonymous No.15971464]

>>15971327
I've never seen an African American eat a cheesesteak

[Anonymous No.15972066]

>>15961313
You say this but when John Kerry didn't order his with cheese whiz it tanked his results

[Anonymous No.15973243]

>>15965495
You're on, dickhead. It'll be 3-on-3 though and you'd better bring a solid crew, because mine's already waiting.

[Anonymous No.15973252]

>>15959117
Tacos from the place on South that gives you a free margarita with a dinner order.

[Anonymous No.15973320]

Steak wit onions an-

BACK OF THE LINE YOU SAID IT WRONG WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

[Anonymous No.15973345]

>>15961313
Okay that's respectable at least.

[Anonymous No.15973359]

>>15961313
I'm from philadelphia and for me, both is the way to go babey.

[Anonymous No.15973369]

>>15959084
idiot. you get cheddar cheese on your pizza too? you'd be laughed out of philly

[Anonymous No.15973386]

>>15971431
White people don't make up 13 but also 50 though.

[Anonymous No.15973397]

>>15973386
that figure is a literal meme anyway

[Anonymous No.15973405]

>>15973397
Violent crime statistics don't lie. Non-hispanic whites commit far more non-violent crime, though.