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Now that the dust has settled and we all agree that beans don't go in chili, are there any decent alternatives to the classic chuck roast? I've considered eye of round before, but it seems like it would be too lean to make a decent chili.

>> No.15955845

Beans.

>> No.15955851

I don't see how it can taste any good without beans.

>> No.15955853

>>15955837
Without beans, it's just a stew

>> No.15955884
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>>15955837
The fuck is up with the shit piped through a star-shaped bag or whatever you did in that bag? Great chili but I'm distracted by the gay in the middle.

>>15955853
Yep. Chili is just beef stew.

>> No.15955883

If you don't have beans, you're a has been.

>> No.15955891

>>15955837
Just for the record, sour cream doesn’t go in chili either. It neutralizes the spices and the heat.

>> No.15955903

Beans go in chili

>> No.15955933

>>15955891
>cream doesn't belong in curry
>it neutralizes the heat
Wipe the semen off your lips. Fat absorbs essential oils and ALLOWS you to taste them so it's a non-issue for the spices. Arguing you can't mix oil with spices is several kinds of fucktard and means you might as well just drink SUPER XXXX HOTSAUCE at the end.

Come on over to my place and I'll grind you a special mix of peppers to put in your mouth, no cream.

>> No.15955991

>>15955845
>>15955851
>>15955853
>>15955883
>>15955903
Beans don't go in chili

>>15955884
It's one of the convenient squeeze bags of sour cream.

>> No.15956003

>>15955884
That's an excellent looking bowl o red btw

>> No.15956008

>>15955837
I used round roast before and it worked out fine

>> No.15956040

>>15955991
>Chili con carne (also spelled chilli con carne or chile con carne and shortened to chili or chilli Spanish pronunciation: [ˈtʃili kon ˈkaɾne]), meaning "chili with meat", is a spicy stew containing chili peppers (sometimes in the form of chili powder), meat (usually beef), tomatoes and kidney beans
Chili has beans. The only people who dispute this are faggot-ass competition judges who need "muh historical authenticity". It's like saying "beer doesn't use yeast" because some half a millenium-old German law forgot to include it.

>> No.15956058

>>15955837
If there are no beans, it's not chili, you stupid faggot.

>> No.15956064

>>15955853
Based and beanpilled.

>> No.15956067

>>15956040
Based and chilipilled.

>> No.15956068

>>15956040
>editing wikipedia to make yourself look correct
It's in the name chili con carne. Chili with meat. It's a stew made with chilis and beef. Give it a rest, this isn't the topic of this thread.

>> No.15956072

>>15956040
I add mushrooms. Sometimes corn or potato chunks.

>> No.15956075

>>15956072
Yeah definitely not a chili

>> No.15956077

>>15956075
It's chili+. An improvement.

>> No.15956083

>>15956068
Do you disallow onions as well since there's no reference to them in the name?

>> No.15956097

>>15956083
Falls under the category of spices so it is allowed. The point is to not add cheap filler that ruins the taste.

>> No.15956105

chili doesn’t have beans in it you double retards. source: i live in texas

>> No.15956125

>>15956083
I love onions in chili.

>> No.15956126

>>15956105
He's not a real Texan, he's a cal*fornia transplant. cal*fornians don't like beans because they complicate all the anal sex they like to have so they're the ones pushing this anti-bean agenda.

>> No.15956179

Beans only belong in chili if it's a vegetarian chili with no meat. Otherwise they just dilute the flavor of the meat. Their flavor gets overpowered by the meat so they just act like filler.
>b-but then the chili is just pasta sauce!
So use actual cuts of roast instead of ground meat, stupid. God, why do I have to think of everything for you?

>> No.15956184

>>15956105
Texas chili is shit. Real chili has beans.

>> No.15956191

>>15956179
>overpowered
Only if you use too many beans like an idiot or use refried beans like a mexiNigger.

>> No.15956241

>>15956191
>being illiterate
I'm telling you that the beans are the flavor getting overpowered, not the meat. The beans just end up being a flavor-diluting filler. Chili is either a meat stew, or a bean stew. Not both.

>> No.15956253

>>15956126
i don’t like the implication that i am gay, please take it back

>> No.15956272

>>15956241
Do you smoke?

>> No.15956403

>>15956241
>illiterate
>flavor diluting beans
>beans are overpowered
You are a true imbecile.

>> No.15956417

>>15956184
Chili is from texas you retard

>> No.15956421

>>15955837
Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you...

>> No.15956436

>>15956417
Not all chilis are from Texas. Chili is older than that Steers and Queers fuckhole of a state.

>> No.15956442

>>15956417
I lived in Texas. Texas is a nigger and spic filled shithole with the worst foods ever.

>> No.15957373

>>15956040
>faggot-ass competition judges who need "muh historical authenticity"
true but it's even stupider then that, authentic chili was dried beef and dried peppers and anything else that was dried (like beans) and could be eaten on the trail. If you fed these faggots authentic chili they would gag because it was survive food for long trips through the desert

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imagine thinking you can make chili without beans lol

>> No.15957389

>>15955837
>beans don't go in chili

... i hope you get the professional help you so evidently and desperatly need....

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>>15957380
Beans are toxic to humans

>> No.15957403

>>15956421
eat?

>> No.15957422

>>15955837
Meat doesn't go in chili either, neither do vegetables.

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>>15957400
tasmanians are retarded.
I know, i am one

>> No.15957534

>>15957400
so are olives, salt, and bacon

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>>15955837
The Sneed roast is the logical progression

>> No.15957992

>>15957422
So what goes in chili?

>> No.15958197

>>15957400
and cow milk isn't meant for humans but that hasn't stopped us yet (unless you're a lactaselet of course)