/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15950549]

Why not eat tofu, anon?
>good source of protein
>very flexible, can be used for breakfast lunch or dinner + dessert
>easy to work with, can be marinated for a wide variety of flavors
>very cheap
You don’t have to go vegetarian, but tofu is a good thing to incorporate into your diet

[Anonymous No.15950554]

>>15950549
soy

[Anonymous No.15950557]

I'm trans btw if that matters, feed me soy!!!

[Anonymous No.15950558]

goy beans

[Anonymous No.15950565]

I occasionally do. As long as it's not pretending to be meat it's fine

[Anonymous No.15950573]

>>15950554
>>15950557
Yeah, you’re right, you don’t want to consume all that estrogen!
I hope you don’t eat dairy either, that has animal estrogen which can actually be synthesized by the body. But you’re probably too based for that

[Anonymous No.15950577]

Every hippy who has ever tried to get me to eat tofu insists it should be eaten on its own, which always makes it taste like a vinyl eraser.
Turns out you're supposed to stew that shit in with whatever scraps of meat your average chinese peasant can afford in order to soak up all the meat flavor and stretch out the meat budget, only then does it taste any good.

tl;dr fucking hippies tried to steer me away from mapo tofu and i will hate them forever.

[Anonymous No.15950583]

>>15950573
Epic real life super hero rebuttal!!!

[Anonymous No.15950585]

>>15950549
i like it in hot and sour soup and mapo tofu

[Anonymous No.15950590]

>>15950549
I occasionally eat it with miso or ramen. Nothing special, but it is ok once in a while.

[Anonymous No.15950598]

I feel like tofu is something that bugmen soulless asians gravitate towards. No thanks, I have a soul & am not an insectoid with a little PP.

[Anonymous No.15950605]

>>15950577
do cumskin mongrels actually believe shit like this?

[Anonymous No.15950608]

>>15950565
I marinated some in cajun seasoning + soy sauce and threw it in the oven, and it came out pretty close to chicken. I’d imagine it wouldn’t imitate other meats as well though
You have to get the moisture out first, that’s what gives it the right texture

[Anonymous No.15950609]

>>15950549
too many phytochemicals, it will make you shit out nutrients

[Anonymous No.15950626]

>>15950549
I like it as mapo tofu, or ordered family style so I can get some variety, but I just don't see myself going out of my way to make it nor do I have a lot of good recipes.

[Anonymous No.15950633]

I eat mapo tofu once a week
I'm chinese though so I grew up eating tofu a lot
>>15950577
Eh, you can eat it by itself
>>15950598
Lmao fuck off cunt

[Anonymous No.15950634]

>>15950605
First time a hippy fed me tofu, it was a plain unseasoned cube fired on a grill like the world's saddest hot dog substitute.

[Anonymous No.15950651]

>>15950554
>imagine basing your diet around a meme
I bet your friends just love going to restaurants with you.
>Um, excuse me, I just looked up your recipe on my android phone. It says “vegetable oil”. Does that happen to be soy oil??

[Anonymous No.15950679]

>>15950651
vegetable oil is bad regardless. do not eat polyunsaturated seed oils

[Anonymous No.15950693]

>>15950549
Because I dont have to

[Anonymous No.15950720]

>>15950633
ching chong you grew up eating food covered in sewage your culinary opinion is less than a dogs

[Anonymous No.15950755]

>>15950549
I really don't know how to properly utilize it, it makes a shitty substitute for cheese and meat, even if you slather it with flavored soy like soy chorizo.
It doesn't even taste good on it's own because it tastes like nothing and I'd rather put something there that isn't empty calories.

[Anonymous No.15950785]

>>15950573
Doctors recommend you avoid soys if you get breast cancer, and alll the stuff that people say are bad that people joke are fine are usually told to be avoided*after* you get the condition by total coincidence, because they didn't cause it (apparently) but they can make it all worse

[Anonymous No.15950794]

>>15950785
This.
There’s a reason why breast cancer kills almost all Japanese women.

[Anonymous No.15950873]

>>15950755
>Empty calories
Tofu is mostly protein though?

[Anonymous No.15950904]

>>15950785
That's not true lol

[Anonymous No.15950905]

>>15950873
Bioavailability for vegetables is much lower than meats, whenever someone says a plant is high protein so it's equal to meat I know to ignore their food advice.

[Anonymous No.15950907]

>>15950549
I'm allergic to soy. Not even joking.

[Anonymous No.15950915]

>>15950904
It literally is what happened to my mum. Sorry you live in a different reality, but it's just how thing's are.

[Anonymous No.15950933]

>>15950549
It's a waste of a meal.
>No flavor (you have to add flavor to it)
>No carbohydrates. It's just extra protein that your kidneys will have to worker harder to filter out of your body.
>Refigeration required. Have fun if you accidentally break cold chain for over 20 minutes.
>Made from s o y. You will be laughed at by everyone.
>Horrid wet blob texture.

[Anonymous No.15950971]

>>15950873
Protein isn't nutrients, it could be pure carbs and it wouldn't make a difference to it being empty calories

[Anonymous No.15950982]

>>15950549
Don't like the taste or texture.

[Anonymous No.15951008]

I like silken tofu.

[Anonymous No.15951014]

[Anonymous No.15951032]

[Anonymous No.15951109]

>>15950549
No it's not, soy boy
>>15950573
yes i am
>>15950577
You're still a beta for eating tofu
>>15950598
That's exactly what it is
>>15950609
Interesting. didn't know it was that bad
>>15950633
I bet you have a small pp
>>15950693
also this
>>15950907
nice genes

[Anonymous No.15951123]

>>15950554
FPBP /Thread
PS - Enjoy your moobs.

[Anonymous No.15951142]

>>15951008
I heard silken tofu can be used to make desserts, know any?

[Anonymous No.15951157]

>>15950907
Soy literally causes allergies in people who never had them before, worsens existing allergies, and even gives you new allergies you never had before.
I used to drink that chocolate silk stuff daily. Before then I did not have a peanut allergy and most of my existing allergies were fairly mild. After about a month of drinking that chocolate soy milk I developed a deadly peanut allergy and all my existing allergies got much worse.
Then I read in a medical magazine that soy could worsen allergies. I immediately cut all soy out of my diet and after about a week I could finally eat peanut butter again and all my other allergies went back to their previous levels of annoying. A couple even went away.
Soy is bad for you. It's literally toxic shit.

[Anonymous No.15951187]

>>15950573
My basedness actually prevents the whole process of synthesis, so I'm just built different.

[Anonymous No.15951194]

I eat two kilos of tofu every week, I just like tofu.

[Anonymous No.15951288]

>>15950905
Learn how bioavailability and nutrition facts are calculated you absolute brainlet

[Anonymous No.15951304]

>>15951288
Show me where they do that. Since ive never heard that before and you're making a claim. Or you're just lying in the internet.

[Anonymous No.15951369]

>>15950549
I never eat it often enough to get through a whole pack of it without having to freeze it or throw it away.

[Anonymous No.15951429]

My favorite tofu recipe is fried in gutter oil and sprinkled with tobacco from some chink's smoked cigarette that he extinguished with his smelly flip flops. Im vegan btw.

[Anonymous No.15951510]

Silken Tofu with Soy Sauce, Onion & Garlic | Asian Side Dishes | Easy Asian Cooking
https://youtu.be/JH9rHe6-Xyc

[Anonymous No.15951529]

https://cookpad.com/recipe/4440636

[Anonymous No.15951543]

>>15950573
hell no. milk is for the babies, meat is for my muscle, faggot

[nazi femboy No.15951587]

>>15950549
love tofu <3

>>15950573
give me all the estrogen rawr xD

[nazi femboy No.15951589]

>>15950720
kekd

[Anonymous No.15951597]

>>15950549
No im not a faggot

[Anonymous No.15951602]

they're better than potatoes for being a platform for sauce
fry tofu
dip in sauce

[Anonymous No.15951655]

Some people don't know how versatile tofu is..I love tofuuu

[Anonymous No.15952179]

>>15950679
they're fine

[Anonymous No.15952184]

>>15951157
I'm gay btw

[Anonymous No.15952198]

>>15950549
I find tofu is pretty handy to keep in the fridge incase I want a quick no effort meal. Just chuck it with some noodles, meat if you want it and chopped veggies into a miso dashi broth, add some chilli's, spring onion and soy and you've got a good meal.

[Anonymous No.15952235]

I can never eat it all before it goes off.

[Anonymous No.15952243]

>>15950549
I do sometimes with homemade teriyaki sauce. It's not half bad, just doesn't make much sense to eat it over meat due to price tbqh.

[Anonymous No.15952244]

>>15951157
Nice bullshit.
Anecdotal bullshit is not evidence.
When YOU have allergies you can't scale it up to mean all the people. You have allergies, not all the people.

[Anonymous No.15952258]

>>15952244
There's other things to eat besides bean jizz calm down.

[Anonymous No.15952262]

>>15950549
I bought some organic tofu once. Tasted horrible. Don't trust people who tell you it has no flavor. It does.

[Anonymous No.15952266]

tofu is actually really good. i love how it adapts to whatever you’re wanting to pair with it. i personally like using bbq/teriyaki sauce with it

[Anonymous No.15952271]

>>15950573
>I hope you don’t eat dairy either, that has animal estrogen which can actually be synthesized by the body.
Wrong!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/08/160803124441.htm

[Anonymous No.15952295]

>>15950549
>tofu is 9 bucks a kilo in my country
>chicken breast fillets are 4 bucks a kilo in my country
>chicken liver is is 2 bucks a kilo in my country
How about you fuck off you soy scum.

[Anonymous No.15952298]

>>15952271
>Paid for by big cow

[Anonymous No.15952569]

>>15951157
So soy is only bad for you if you’re a subhuman genelet, got it

[Anonymous No.15952575]

>>15952295
Let’s laugh at the yuropoor

[Anonymous No.15952611]

>>15952575
>retard pays through his nose so he can eat estrogens that literally taste like nothing
Let me guess, you like tofu because it reminds you of that time you vacuum sucked in the pillow when your wife's boyfriend pulled his ding dong willie out of your anus?

[Anonymous No.15952908]

>>15952262
you didn't just eat it out of the container, did you?

[Anonymous No.15952912]

>>15950794

[Anonymous No.15952917]

>>15950549
soy

[Anonymous No.15952957]

>>15950549
tofu is gay

[Anonymous No.15952959]

>>15950785
And doctors dont want pregnant women eating fish or garlic, what the fuck do I care?

[Anonymous No.15953015]

>>15950549
>tofu
kidney stones

[Anonymous No.15953028]

>>15953015
kidney beans bro

[Anonymous No.15953035]

>salt and pepper the tofu
>leave it in the fridge overnight
>fry in a pan with a little oil or butter
>coat in homemade teriyaki sauce
Absolute kino snack

[Anonymous No.15953038]

>>15950565
This
Things that are alternatives to meat instead of trying to imitate it are almost always better than the imitation stuff

[Anonymous No.15953098]

>>15952959
One will kill your baby, the other will make your cancer worse. How are these comparable?

[Anonymous No.15953174]

>>15950554
>bro cience