/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15950343]

how many of you are overweight?

[Anonymous No.15950357]

Just me

[Anonymous No.15950364]

>>15950357
Just this guy since I last looked at our records

[Anonymous No.15950372]

>>15950343
50lbs over beer and hoagies...

not going to a gym for 5 years or more..

love all the craft beer and that I was able to take care of my mother in her last years yet with a massive independently owned total wine of sorts was too easy to get tanked every night..

last year I was back to work through a cousin being a shop steward in a union yet Covid fucked it all up

was going to join retro my card was rejected twice there and once home when it has a lot of money on yet need to do some walking around again stuff first..today I took a water pill cause it was raining all day..

[Anonymous No.15950379]

>>15950372
Are you fucking drunk or am I? Most of that was incomprehensible

[Anonymous No.15950381]

I’m obese but I’ve lost about 20 pounds

[Anonymous No.15950383]

Me but because of genetic reasosn. I eat 2000 kcal per day yet I'm 150 kg.

[Anonymous No.15950386]

>>15950343
Why you wanna know?

[Anonymous No.15950389]

>>15950343
I am underweight.

[Anonymous No.15950398]

>>15950383

[Anonymous No.15950401]

>>15950343
I'd like to lose ~20 lbs but I look muscular in the right shirts thanks to my shoulders

[Anonymous No.15950466]

i have anorexia and am obsessed with food. i come to this board to gawk over recipes

[Anonymous No.15950481]

>>15950343
i used to be shaped like a basketball

[Anonymous No.15950487]

>>15950481
and what is your shape now?

[Anonymous No.15950490]

>>15950487
like a pear or something

[Anonymous No.15950495]

>>15950343
I was a little overweight but during the pandemic I went and gained a bunch of weight, so I was on the bottom tier of obese. But in February I went on a diet, cut out alcohol, and started exercising for the first time for life, and I'm down 37 lbs at 173. So now I'm not overweight.

Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.15950496]

>>15950343
I don't like feeling fat so I auto regulate my weight.
Lately, I've been feeling a bit fat so I'm trying to eat less.

[Anonymous No.15950497]

>>15950343
hey! I was born this way, pic semi-related

[Anonymous No.15950499]

I'm about forty pounds overweight but I was a hundred pounds overweight this time 2019, so I figure that I'm headed in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.15950500]

I usually hover around 185-190lbs, 6' tall.
With all of the sitting and drinking Because of covid, I am up to 220lbs. I hate being fat. It's the first time in my life that I am actually a fat fuck with a gut.

[Anonymous No.15950504]

>>15950343
Since the pandemic started I took up push and squats and later added weight lifting. I'm overweight according to BMI but I was classified as obese before so that's going for me. I've already gone through two belts. Sucks buying new pants when I can't try them on cause of the pandemic though.

[Anonymous No.15950505]

>>15950383
Imagine being fat and unironically believing that you are eating reasonably

[Anonymous No.15950508]

>>15950379
He's esl or in the initial throws of schizophrenia, but it's fairly easy to parse what he means.

[Anonymous No.15950509]

I have been on a diet since August. Lost 43lbs. Been going to the gym since September. Doing OMAD which has helped me a lot

[Anonymous No.15950513]

>>15950499
Keep at it, ya fucking fatso

[Anonymous No.15950514]

>>15950343
take your bullshit to /b/ you faggot frogposter

[Anonymous No.15950518]

>>15950514
lose weight

[Anonymous No.15950521]

>>15950509
Hey I'm also doing omad and have been walking 6k steps every day. I wanna start going to the gym though
What do you do and how many times a week?

[Anonymous No.15950523]

>>15950386
>>>/fit/ please lose weight lardo

[Anonymous No.15950540]

Six one and two hundred twenty pounds. I’m on antipsychotics (just another gift of bipolar) and they make you fat. I haven’t really tried to lose weight, but I’m going to now since I’m starting a new job and lots of Stacey co-workers.

[Anonymous No.15950551]

>>15950521
I do a simple push/pull plan 3 days, rest, repeat. Pic related. I don't do pull-ups though and a lot of those leg exercises but for the most part it looks like that

[Anonymous No.15950560]

I’m 5 lbs under overweight status

[Anonymous No.15950588]

>>15950495
>I'm trans if that matters.

[Anonymous No.15950616]

I’m legit sexy as fuck

[Anonymous No.15950622]

>>15950551
I know how to push out how to pull. How do I legs something?

[Anonymous No.15950623]

Me
My bmi is 25, dunno how to lose any weight, it really fucking sucks
I try to diet and my weight stays the same, I try to binge eat and gain weight and my weight stays the same

[Anonymous No.15950631]

147lb @ 5.10 It's all from being a raging alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.15950635]

im 5'8 and 117 pounds, why am i such a fat fu/ck/ bros?

[Anonymous No.15950639]

>>15950466
You must be incredibly disappointed

[Anonymous No.15950641]

>>15950635
because you're a woman.

[Anonymous No.15950642]

>>15950635
what are you 13 years old wtf?

[Anonymous No.15950647]

>>15950343
I am super obese with a BMI of 52.

[Anonymous No.15950650]

Im at the perfect weight, although I do want to cut about 5 more pounds. One of the reasons I post here, on the fucking cooking board, is to get ideas for healthy meals.

[Anonymous No.15950653]

>>15950623
No one is immune to the laws of thermodynamics you dumb lazy fuck, take in less than you use

[Anonymous No.15950662]

>>15950343
Right here, by about 50lbs. I usually taste shit on the line before open to see how fresh it still is, make a meal or two on a 10 hour shift, then limp my fatass to Wawa at the end of the night, drinking soda the entire time.

[Anonymous No.15950664]

>>15950490
i read recently its healthier for your fat to shape you like a pear than the typical big belly, gynobros we won....

[Anonymous No.15950671]

>>15950343
my BMI is 29 but i really dont feel like Im on the precipice of being obese

[Anonymous No.15950684]

>>15950343
by about 5-10lbs
at the end of a bulk and cutting down

[Anonymous No.15951889]

>>15950523
Thats a bad advice.

[Anonymous No.15951987]

Anyone else lose weight during the pandemic? Not picking up a six pack and pizza everyday on the way back from work made me lose 40lbs this year, down to 130

[Anonymous No.15951991]

business idea: cull all fat people and use their corpses as biomass

[Anonymous No.15951997]

>>15950343
my BMI is 32, and that is NOT classified as overweight

[Anonymous No.15951999]

>>15951987
based, i did because i lost my job and got a more physically demanding job and had more free time to oversee my diet

[Anonymous No.15952006]

I am about 6kgs over.
I lost 9 kgs so far this year by just quitting beer.

[Anonymous No.15952008]

6'4" 200 pounds.
I consider it overweight and I have some flab, but I'm also skinny relative to most Midwesterners.

[Anonymous No.15952009]

>>15951987
the fact that the “pandemic” even affected you at all means you need to go the fuck back t o reddit

[Anonymous No.15952012]

>>15952009
TIL no one in /ck/ works in a restaurant

[Anonymous No.15952019]

>>15950622
I get that youre trying to be funny but it falls flat cause the exercises are named right below.

[Anonymous No.15952022]

>>15951997
based technicality poster

[Anonymous No.15952024]

>>15952008
What is the midwest like, anon? Are the statistics true? Does everyone get around in motorized scooters and sweat at room temperature?

[Anonymous No.15952039]

>>15952024
>Does everyone get around in motorized scooters
In walmart there are always a few non-elderly in scooters, but I usually shop at ALDI. Don't really see them otherwise out and about.
>and sweat at room temperature
From being fat? Maybe. I don't turn the AC on until around 90F/32C.

[Anonymous No.15952045]

>>15951987
>six pack
>every day
dude...

[Anonymous No.15952057]

>>15952045
That's a lot if you are not an alcoholic, and not a lot if you are.
I've cut down to one day per week, and that's still a six-pack and a fifth of vodka in a single day off. At my worse it was a handle a day.

[Anonymous No.15952060]

>>15952057
Good for you man. Once or twice a week is fine imo

[Anonymous No.15952086]

>>15952060
this. also 3 or 4 times is ok too. 5-6 if you’re careful.

[Anonymous No.15952091]

>>15952045

I was on the path to dependency, for sure, but I switched to weed, got high every day for about six months and grinded leetcode and got a way better job and became a way better person. Working on quitting weed now. Addiction has always been an issue for me.

[Anonymous No.15952095]

I'm 6ft3 and weigh 216 pounds. I used to be way heavier and I still want to lose at least 20 pounds.

I'm running a half marathon in june so training for it helps a lot, but I really have to control my intake, else I just stay the same weight,

[Anonymous No.15952126]

me, 220 @ 5'9

my dream is to become skinny ripped and pull off wearing maid dresses

[Anonymous No.15952435]

>>15950499
noice

[Anonymous No.15952455]

I'm underweight 168cm 60kg. I'm 24 and still look like a 16yo faggot. I keep stuffing my gullet as hard as I can I can never gain weight. Old gay men keep trying to hit on me and one of my friend tried to suck my dick when we got drunk together. Women don't find me ugly but they always call me "cute" instead of handsome. You fatties don't realize how lucky you are, being skinny is hell, I want off this ride.

[Anonymous No.15952457]

>>15950343
5'11" 270lb checking in

[Anonymous No.15952467]

>>15952455
you need to find a candy you like and eat it all the time. not jelly babies though, unless you're indian

[Anonymous No.15952534]

>>15952467
Just made myself a peanut butter banana sandwich, how many of those should I eat ? I feel full after just one.
I don't like candy, but I've been trying to get fatter eating dates and dry fruit but instead of fat they made me "muscular" like not big but my veins really pop out it's weird. I do a lot of cardio and bodyweight stuff with a friend of mine should ditch that for a while to get heavier ?
I know I should probably get advice from /fit/ but I posted myself there once and they were all yapping about how much they wanted to rape me, I even saw my pic being reposted there by some weirdos, I hate these fags, that place gives me the creeps :(

[Anonymous No.15952541]

Not me.
6' 0" and 163 lbs.
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.15952544]

>>15950343
6ft, 215lb, visible abs. Just be a farmer and lift, like me.

[Anonymous No.15952555]

>>15952455
Drink your calories, life changer.
Go to /fit/ for further advice.

[Anonymous No.15952567]

>>15952534
/fit/ knows nothing about food. they know about nutrition but not 'eating'.

to get fat you need carbs. starchy foods like bread and pasta fill you up so it's harder to eat lots of it. candy and mountain dew are easier to consoom

[Anonymous No.15952610]

>>15952555
>>15952567
Well I'm a frenchie so I'm really not used to drinking soda or anything, but surely chugging a bottle of milk throughout the day would work just as good right ? My dad's a farmer, I eat a lot of raw cheese so I digest milk really well, no problem with that.

[Anonymous No.15952643]

6' and 175 lbs
Pandemic had zero impact on me and anyone who says it did is using it as a pathetic excuse for getting fat.

[Anonymous No.15952672]

We all knew /ck/ was filled with obese junk food addicts with no food or the most basic nutrition knowledge but to see so many of you in denial is somehow even more pathetic

[Anonymous No.15952754]

>>15952610
>I'm really not used to drinking soda
>chugging a bottle of milk throughout the day would work just as good right
>I'm a frenchie
ah, you smoke gauloises nonstop and you have a figure like Brigitte Macron. it's hard to gain weight without refined sugar, but if you prefer dairy you need to start eating cream. start munching those eclairs gaston

[Anonymous No.15952762]

>>15952610
Get some fruit blended up in your milk for those simple sugars.

[Anonymous No.15952766]

Im 27.7 bmi down from ~37. Soon I won't be a %.

[Anonymous No.15952772]

>>15950343
My weight would be fine if I weren't so short.

[Anonymous No.15952773]

>>15950513
It's slow going but I figure I'd rather take until late next year to reach 130 and then stay there until my fifties or so then be able to plummet to my goal weight by the summer doing gimmicks and then slip I to old habits/gain the weight back.

[Anonymous No.15952779]

I'm not overweight, but it's clear to me now how those people live, since my gf is becoming fat. She literally eats all day. Breakfast, (usually 2-3 donuts or cookies with coffee and a shit ton of cream), snacks up until lunch where she always begs for fast food or makes frozen shit like pizza rolls, then dinner. After dinner, she begs for ice cream or to get candy from cigars stations. All this while sitting in bed watching daytime tv. Disgusting to watch, but whatever. I eat only one meal a day, and sometimes a light snack, and she's confused as to why I'm normal and she's getting fat. How's it not obvious to her, bros?

[Anonymous No.15952780]

I be obese

[Anonymous No.15952781]

186cm, 61kg. I'm so cold, all the time.

[Anonymous No.15952782]

>6ft
>170 lbs
>breaking the Amerilard stereotypes

[Anonymous No.15952784]

according to my BMI I'm overweight but being 6' and 200 pounds doesn't feel or look overweight to me. Like I was 170 pounds five years ago which is apparently is on the high end of 'normal' but my ribcage was totally visible and I thought I looked skinny as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15952789]

>>15952779
Dump that dumb lazy bitch to the curb.

[Anonymous No.15952793]

>>15952779
Forgot to add, she literally does not drink water. She drinks about 4 Dr. Peppers a day.

[Anonymous No.15952804]

>>15952779
>>15952793
Women are dumber than dogs but not as loving.
Without discipline they get fucking fat, you've allowed her to become a heckin' chonker.

[Anonymous No.15952816]

>>15952754
Yeah lmao I'm a bit in denial of my coffee and cigarette addiction
>>15952762
I'll make myself a banana milk smoothie for ultimate gains
>>15952781
Jesus get help mate I'm 20cm shorter than you and I weigh the same and I'm already skinny twink, you must be dying that's not healthy.

[Anonymous No.15953004]

>>15952816
It just doesn't stay on, no matter what I do if I stop giga bulking it just melts off of me, even when I live a 100% sedentary lifestyle

[Anonymous No.15953133]

>>15952779
Why would you allow this to happen?
Are you an apprentice architect?

[Anonymous No.15953273]

>>15950343
Me, BMI: 25.1

[Anonymous No.15953287]

>>15950622
By deadlifting.
https://youtu.be/-4qRntuXBSc

[Anonymous No.15953323]

>>15950383
Fucking retard. The 2000 calorie estimate is shite because everyone has different calorie needs so obviously you're eating too much. There is no fucking excuse for getting fat.

[Anonymous No.15953332]

>>15950523
>please turn gay instead of being fat
no thanks

[Anonymous No.15953335]

>>15950343
I am 400lbs, but I do not suffer any diseases from it. A lot of my weight is muscles. Every doctor I have talked to has assumed I have conditions that lardasses have.

[Anonymous No.15953338]

>>15953335
>being this deep in denial

[Anonymous No.15953342]

I weigh 330lbs

[Anonymous No.15953352]

>>15953338
What, I am in denial because I don't have distended gut, don't have diabetes, don't have acid reflux, don't have high blood pressure, etc. ?

[Anonymous No.15953358]

>>15953335

Same. I haven't had any single health issue due to my weight, other than looking like an absolute fatass.

[Anonymous No.15953361]

>>15953352
*Forgot to add I am 6'3"

[Anonymous No.15953426]

>>15953352
>>15953361
Being fat is only based if you look like pic related

[Anonymous No.15953444]

>>15953426
I think you meant to post this pic

[Anonymous No.15953483]

>>15953004
Full of worms

[Anonymous No.15953487]

>>15953444

Czech'ed and Ascites-pilled

[Anonymous No.15953516]

I'm a little overweight but at the start of covid I decided I'm not going to die like a fat bitch and starting working out and eating better. Lost 20 pounds, look a LOT better, and I've even had coworkers comment on my "juicy" shoulders now. Do it before it's too late and you become walmart scooter people, anons. seriously. I still got work to do, but now I LIKE exercising and eating well.

[Anonymous No.15953519]

Everyone on 4chan is overweight, especially /fit/izens and (You).

[Anonymous No.15953523]

>>15950357
You’re obese, not just overweight. There’s a difference.

[Anonymous No.15953549]

>>15953523
That doesn't make him not overweight, retard.

[Anonymous No.15953583]

>>15953483
I don't think so, but I always assumed I just had a high metabolism, but now you guys are making me wonder if I have some kind of medical condition

[Anonymous No.15953594]

>>15953004
Well we probably both have a very fast metabolism, but your weight at that height isn't healthy, get serious on changing it please. Even I have the same issue I haven't really found anything to combat it, so I don't really have any tips sorry.

[Anonymous No.15953611]

>>15950383
I doubt this is true. A man of your size should burn around 3000 calories, even if we assume you have a slow metabolism, it would only vary at most by 500 calories, that’s still a 2500 daily allowance.

My guess is that you’re underestimating your food consumption and not weighing food or using accurate measurements. Either that or you’re binging at times and negating the calorific deficit.

[Anonymous No.15953687]

>>15950343
Me but I'm dieting and now exercising daily.

[Anonymous No.15953691]

>>15950343
/ck/ is full of stealth chads
They won't openly tell you, but after awhile you start to realize. Telling you this because they're too humble to say it themselves

[Anonymous No.15953717]

>>15953352
lol delusional lardass

[Anonymous No.15953722]

>>15953352
>400 lbs
>unironically thinking anyone will believe you don't have a distended gut
I truly hope you're baiting.

[Anonymous No.15953791]

>>15953717
>"Lol delusional because lol delusional"
>>15953722
Do you even know the symptoms of a distended gut, asswipe?

[Anonymous No.15953817]

>>15953335
Stealth chad
>>15953717
>>15953722
Tourists from v

[Anonymous No.15953825]

/v/ and /g/ are the designated obese boards

[Anonymous No.15953829]

how the fuck do you people measure your BMI?

[Anonymous No.15953850]

>>15952024
The stereotype of midwestern obesity is disgustingly true

[Anonymous No.15953859]

>>15953829
bmi is a meme

[Anonymous No.15953861]

>>15953859
thats what i figured but all these people are posting their BMI for some reason

[Anonymous No.15953959]

>>15950508
>it's fairly easy to parse what he means.
Not really dude, I'm probably drunk but that shit didn't make any sense... he's cooked!