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>decide to go vegetarian for a few days
>can't stop farting and pooping

Wtf why didn't anyone tell me about this?

>> No.15945971

>>15945962
well this happens anytime you switch your diet (specifically, when you eat any kind of foods that your digestive tract is not used to eating on a regular basis)

>> No.15945972

My buddy tells me his GF is vegan and her shits stink worse than anything he has ever smelled before.

>> No.15945977

vegetarian doesn't work, you need meat

>> No.15946041

>>15945977
He's not going to die after a few days without meat. OP's probably just having gastrointestinal trouble and trying to clear it up with a plant diet.

>> No.15946054

>>15945962
Human bodies are not meant to digest vegetables in large amounts. All it does is ferment in your stomach and cause issues.

>> No.15946079

Gotta pick the right veggies in the right proportions, OP
Beans/lentils/cruciferous vegetables cause bloating and shitstorms

ALWAYS cook em--motherfuck a salad
And in the end, honestly...add chicken or tuna.

>> No.15946223

That's because for the first time you are eat enough fiber. Once enough beneficial bacteria have populated your gut (from eating fiber), the farting ends.

>> No.15946242

>>15945971
>>15946223
This. Your body likes a routine, so any drastic change to your diet is going to take some getting used to.

>> No.15946248

>>15946223
False. Every vegetarian i know has that problem even after years of vegetables

>> No.15946267

>>15945972
>yeah, we have conversations about how our girlfriends' shits smell like
what

>> No.15946286

>>15946041
Which is the dumbest thing. As there are many plants that are toxic/irritable. Like nightshades etc. So if you really want to clean up GI issues, it makes sense to actually just eat meat. Because all human bodies can handle meat. Not all human bodies can handle plants, especially the newer stuff (tomatoes, eggplants).

Furthermore, I guarantee OP is eating a shit ton of legumes. In fact, I find that many vegetarians don't actually eat that much vegetables at all. They normally eat bread, peanuts, smoothies etc.

>> No.15946784

>>15946267
Better than roasties having conversations about the size of their boyfriends' dicks

>> No.15946842

>>15946784
I think his friend wants him to pound his gf stinky poo hole so he doesn’t have to

>> No.15946847

>>15946784
what's better about that exactly

>> No.15947195

>>15945962
People don't have 4 stomachs like cows to digest plant fiber. The reason doctors tell people to eat plant fiber is because it can't be properly broken down so it's easier to expel. It's fine when combined with meats but exclusively you're making mustard gas.

>> No.15947526

lel at all the sverigefags here

brainless

>> No.15947540

>>15945962
you mean that you didn't know that if you ate indigestible things you would shit more?

>> No.15947566

>>15945977
im not a vego but mate you have to be a retard to think you can't survive without meat

>> No.15947677

>>15947566
you can survive without the internet too. So fuck off and go outside.

>> No.15947689

>>15945962
you cannot process that much vegetable without protein

>> No.15947695

I'm vegetarian like 95% of the time, but when I first go back to meat the farts are goddamn insane. And then they stop. And then when I go back to full vegetarian the farts are goddamn insane again. And then they stop. Your body likes routines.

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15947748

>>15946286
>there are many plants that are toxic/irritable. Like nightshades etc.
Yeah you've really got to watch out for all those toxic plants in the wilds of the produce section.

>> No.15949030

>>15946286
>All humans can handle meat
pufferfish

>> No.15949938

>>15946267
You don't? I can talk with my girl about anything

>> No.15950421

>>15945962
This is normal. You're body is getting rid of all the shit that has been in there for months lol

>> No.15950886

>>15945972
Bullshit or she's a unhealthy vegan.

2 of my ex were vegan (the healthy kind: no smoking, a huge amount of fruits and fresh vegetables, nuts and a lot of water) . They both shat 4 times a day and their asses smelled better than a lot of vagina I smelled.
Anal sex was also almost always clean

>> No.15950897

>>15945962
>eat lots of fiber
>wtf? why do I shit so much?
at least you won't die of colon cancer

>> No.15950914

>>15945962
>decide to go vegetarian for a few days
If it doesn't happen naturally, you have a really shit diet.

>> No.15950927

You need more fiber in your normal diet.
Retard.

>> No.15950929

I've gone vegetarian for a few days. And by that I mean only beer and the odd slice of toast with a fried egg on it. My farts were fucking rancid.

>> No.15951774

>>15950886
>anal sex
Why are you making me horny right now.