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>> No.15944759

Bro, no mustard?

>> No.15944760

why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.15944762

Oh, boy, it's the Reddit thread! Here are some helpful links for fellow newfriends looking for CRAZY food pictures to post ITT. (ITT means "in this thread", BTW)

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedfoods/
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/
https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodCrimes/
https://www.reddit.com/r/foodgore/

HAVE FUN, GUYS!

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>> No.15944769

>>15944751
ketchup's tasty stop being a pretentious faggot.

>> No.15944775

>>15944769
solid b8

>> No.15944806

>>15944775
nigger how many billion liters of ketchup do you think Heinz sells every year? Do you really refuse to believe anybody could possibly enjoy it, or that some random faggot on a Taiwanese origami forum could be one of them?
Fuck right off. Ketchup is based. Especially as a potato chip flavor.

>> No.15944887

>>15944775
solid counter troll

>> No.15944947

>>15944762
and how do you know about those reddits?

>> No.15945010

>>15944769
It's alright, but has a strong flavor. I wouldn't put that much of it on anything.

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>> No.15945149

>>15944947
Plead the fifth

>> No.15945155

>>15945124
Nice roast. Slice it thin on a sammy with some horseradish and mayo. Rye or an airy white, I'm thinking.

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>> No.15945325

>>15944751
most people are retarded tastelets

>> No.15945339

>>15945254
is that a layer of plastic wrap?

>> No.15945346

>>15945254
Without the shitty plastic cheese it actually looks like a dope pizza.

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bump

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>> No.15945378

>>15945370
>humourless third-worlder retards are the ones spamming these reddit tier "ironic memes"
Wow, who would have thought? I guess the butthurt never does end.

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>>15944751

>> No.15945606

>>15945595
>he doesn’t wash the fat off
Enjoy your heart attack

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>> No.15945617

>>15945609
that guys a good sculptor

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>> No.15945930

>>15945606
fat doesn't cause heart problems

>> No.15945948

>>15945615
>TheHungryGentleman.
>Rainbow milk bread
>Pop rock candy
>Velure shoes

>> No.15945958

Anyone got those webms of the insane Mexican street food where it's just a pile of shit on some chips?

>> No.15945975

>>15945958
yes, every archived webm thread ever

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>> No.15946022

>>15945615
>fried potato chips
>wagyu patty
why

>> No.15946731

>>15945339
American Cheese

>> No.15947122

does anyone have that webm of that disgusting as fuck layered fries/chips/ketchup/mayo/w.e... thing?

>> No.15947160

>>15945668
phHAHHhahahahahahhahahahahahhaa

>> No.15947200

>>15945378
why are you bongs so defensive of your garbage cuisine?

>> No.15947224

>>15945378
>he types all that up and thinks he's not the one who's butthurt here
British cognitive dissonance is truly something amazing to behold.

>> No.15947230

>>15944762
Thanks for explaining the initialism.

Could you also explain BTW? I don't get that one.

>> No.15947329

>>15945978
American bread is sweeter than cake, they are just rinsing the sugar out.

>> No.15947431

>>15944760
Try their beef. That's one thing they do right.

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>>15947329
had to audible chuckle when reading this

>> No.15947502

>>15944762
dude, it's over. the "whole reddit is bad and gay" is done. no one cares anymore.

>> No.15947560

>>15945378
are you british

>> No.15947597

>>15945978
How is that gore?

>> No.15947630

>>15945378
FELLOW BONGS!
We must accept our food is shit! ACCEPT IT BROTHERS! But whence we accept our flaws our superior understanding of the world will allow us to access our genius so we can create a new culture, a bright flavourful culture. WE MUST REESTABLISH THE BRITISH FOOD CULTURE. No more bland potato mash. No more plain boiled vegetables. No more season-less mince meat. We need to see our faults to reestablish ourselves as the worlds best. Reject the past, embrace the future brother!

BING BONG BING BONG, BING BONG BING BONG BROTHERS!!!!!

>> No.15947656

>>15945930
Tell that to your fatty heart

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>> No.15948099

>>15944751
ketchup is GOAT kys
>>15944769
based

>> No.15948183

>>15948088
i mean for 20 cents
what the fuck do you expect
its like those usb sticks sold on chink websites which claims big capacity for piss low cost but then you plug the usb stick on your computor and your stuff start disappearing

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>>15945615

>> No.15948453

>>15945374
LA Beast gotta try this

>> No.15948541 [DELETED] 

>>15947502
Yes because all you redditor faggots never left so you ruined this website because you thought you were one of us since the Trump election

>> No.15948553

>>15948290
Remember to unsubscribe, anon.
He went too far.

>> No.15948564

>>15948088
>handling the meat with bare hands
>he definitely wiped his ass with one of those hands

>> No.15949025

>>15945978
This kills Gavin

>> No.15949129

>>15944762
There's a subreddit for everything except child porn. That doesn't prove anything.

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>>15945625

>> No.15949343

>>15945930
>t. American

>> No.15949402

>>15945010
You need about that much for a decent ketchup shake depending on how bug the glass is / how much milk you add.

>> No.15949424

>>15948088
I know it's gross but I kinda wanna try it

>> No.15949599

>>15944806
i know you're still baiting but on the off chance that you are not, the problem with OPs pic is not the fact that ketchup is on a hot dog but rather that there is an absurd amount of ketchup, and the hot dog is on a piece of white bread

>> No.15949754

>>15949599
>but rather that there is an absurd amount of ketchup
Bro, that's a fairly small amount of ketchup for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>> No.15950062

>>15945378
oi gobnah, the stchewpid americans tossed our t in da ocean along wit our toothpaste and spices whatever shall we do

>> No.15950210

>>15945615
imagine wasting wagyu on this adhd trash
also imagine coordinating a burger with your faggy shoes

>> No.15950234

>>15945378
OI mait shitty cheeky spicy thirdy wordies making funny fun of mai

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>>15949323

>> No.15950369

>>15947230
"BTW" is "black tranny womyn" very useful knowledge when browsing this site

>> No.15950688

>>15950362
do americans really?

>> No.15950717

>>15947502
t. redditor who keeps getting called out for being a redditor

>> No.15950739

>>15945609
Really inspiring desu

>> No.15951521

>>15945615
this photo makes me want gaysex

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>>15951580
hot dog in a hallway just got a whole new meaning

>> No.15952125

>>15950362
that anon is probably dead by now, good riddance

>> No.15952155

>>15951580
God I'm going to bully all the waitresses when I order hotdogs from now on.

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>> No.15952199

>>15945609
What the fuck

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EAT IT BAD BOY STICK YOUR TONGUE IN THERE DEEEEEP OOOO SURPRISE CHOCOLATE CHIPS YUMMY

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>> No.15952460

>>15945124
that shit needs to be cut paper thin to even be something close to edible

>> No.15952508

>>15948290
I remember watching a video of this retard almost setting his kitchen on fire because he threw like 30 potato wedges into a pot of boiling grease.

>> No.15952564

>>15951580
>doing this for free when half the degenerates on this board would pay for that kind of service

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>>15951580
Every time I try to post the webm version of that here 4channel won't let me

>> No.15952671

>>15949025
>British retching intensifies

>> No.15953369

>>15945370
>don't use them
but...we do?

>> No.15953473

>>15952200
DO NOT SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN ONE!

>> No.15953748

>>15947502
Reddit is still god fucking awful. There can be some okay opening posts only on very niche subreddits but beyond that it's not worth looking at the boring drivel in the comments.

>> No.15953781

>>15945595

used to run a pizza shop a few years back, hired a guy I was friends with, motherfucker proceeded to rinse anchovies and feta cheese, man was 32 fucking years old and I soon learned he had no idea what cross contamination was

>> No.15954067

>>15947502
Go back

>> No.15954431

>>15948088
wow...

>> No.15954449

>>15952584
KEK!!!

>> No.15954472

>>15945155
>Well done
I bet you havent had any other degree of doneness, especially with a good sear.

>> No.15954481

>>15945254
How did they cheese even start doing that shit everywhere? That sucks. If not for that appearance(?...) issue, thus eould be good fucking pizza.

>> No.15954491

>>15945930
Anything in excess is bad, anon. But also you're kinda rate cuz trans far has been nigh eliminated from our diets.

>> No.15954512

>>15945374
ready to settle down now

>> No.15954518

>>15954481
Kraft Singles

>> No.15954541

>>15945609
Why does it look so happy?

>> No.15954581

>>15951599
Donut burger is a terrible idea. Coyton candy cosmo I have no idea, but it seems like a stupid idea and looks like it woukd be way too sugary. Mozz Stick melter might be okay if Im really hungry maybe and they hadn't overdone ir especislly with the mozzarella sticks on top, but my in god is it ugly.

Whiskey glaze skewer actually looks good, but how many burgers am I gonna fucking eat and the fuck is it on a skewer?

The cheese fries, however, look good and Im confused why its next to all that other shir consideeing how normal it looks.

>> No.15954595

>>15954541
It doesn't have any feathers to clean

>> No.15954608

>>15945609
mods

>> No.15954609

>>15949129
>There's a subreddit for everything except child porn.
isn't there?

>> No.15954611

>>15954518
AAAAAAAAHH WHAT THE FUCK? I THOUGHT THAT SHIT LOOKED FAMILAR

>> No.15954631

>>15944762
God do you have any idea how much of a faggot you sound like with this post?