/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15943320]

Do midwesterners really?

[Anonymous No.15943331]

>>15943320
Those all look awful.
t.Minnesotan

[Anonymous No.15943368]

>BBQ Sauce
>Sugar

[Anonymous No.15943384]

>>15943368
Agreed. Sugar does not belong on meat.

[Anonymous No.15943387]

>microwave 17-22 minutes

[Anonymous No.15943391]

these are crimes

[Anonymous No.15943393]

>>15943368
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.15943403]

>>15943320
scheiße

[Anonymous No.15943563]

>>15943403
Always amuses me when I see this. The people whose language that is comprised of compound words 20+ letters long went out of their way to make a special character rather than write "ss."

[Anonymous No.15943572]

>>15943320
Yes, because we’re not faggots who jerk off to Muslims and trannies.

[Anonymous No.15943598]

>>15943320
>tupperware
>microwave
>smuckers “marmalade” being anywhere on meat
>fucking canned vegetables and beans
>fucking campbells soup
I’m not one to be picky over poverty meals but for fucks sake you’re telling me you can’t be assed to use at least a crock pot and fresher ingredients from the produce area?
>and don’t give me that “its more expensive” bullshit because thats just a straight up lie unless you’re going for premium ingredients

[Anonymous No.15943616]

>>15943384
I don’t necessarily agree with this, there’s lots of cuisines that utilize sweet+meat combinations. Lots of Asian foods and Moroccan dishes in particular come to mind. Sweet Baby Ray’s is like 50% corn syrup by mass though, which is obviously way too fucking much.

[Anonymous No.15943632]

>>15943320
>16oz bottle of bbq sauce
cmon now thats far too much

[Anonymous No.15943645]

>>15943320
>Chicken with sugar and sugar
>Chicken with sugar, sugar and sugar
>Chicken with beans and sugar
>Chicken with sugar and salt
>Chicken with salt, sugar, salt and fat

[Anonymous No.15943655]

>>15943563
english just uses spaces between their words or hyphens. German isn't special. Also Switzerland and Austria typically don't use ß

[Anonymous No.15944556]

>>15943320
Ranch Chicken Taco’s fuckin slap

[Anonymous No.15944573]

>>15943320
the words creamy ranch chicken make me want to go on a rampage

[Anonymous No.15944577]

>>15943384
Guess all Asian countries are going in the bin.

[Anonymous No.15944579]

>>15943387
I mean, it's a microwave pressure cooker. It's intended for the microwave. Still trash though.

[Anonymous No.15944584]

>>15944577
Please make this happen.

[Anonymous No.15944694]

>>15943655
I’m Austrian and I’m not sure why you think we don’t use ß

[Anonymous No.15944950]

>>15944584
Seething

[Anonymous No.15944993]

>>15943331
>Tloses

[Anonymous No.15945037]

Michigan resident here, I have never seen this type of shit in my life.

[Anonymous No.15945174]

>>15945037
Lying on the internet gets you no where

[Anonymous No.15945216]

>>15945037
Same here. I have never eaten any of these dishes except for orange chicken, but it was from a Chinese restaurant buffet.

[Anonymous No.15945237]

>>15945037
I'm fairly certain that this is a modern equivalent to the old jello mold recipes of yesteryear.

[Anonymous No.15945285]

>>15943563
The Germans have a bit of embarrassment regarding the "SS"

[Anonymous No.15945300]

>>15943655
>english just uses spaces between their words or hyphens
Where German uses compound words that can get to 20+ letters. Try some reading comprehension next time, dumkopf.

[Anonymous No.15945478]

>>15943320
salsa and chicken in a crockpot is actually good if you want to make tacos with pulled chicken

[Anonymous No.15945495]

>>15943384
I guess your dry brine sucks pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.15945502]

>>15943320
those are some simply sara ass recipes

[Anonymous No.15946322]

>>15943598
It's not about being cheaper it's about being shelf stable and made from markets that don't carry a lot of produce.

[Anonymous No.15946353]

>>15945495
yeah it does
problem?
let me eat my shitty ass food

[Anonymous No.15946363]

>>15943320
Lot's of them make their money growing corn and soybeans, and most of the corn they grow is either for animal feed or turned into HFCS, which is in 90% of the products listed. The irony is that they'd probably spurge out over the C&H sugar (the only thing labeled as "sugar"), because "C&H" stands for "California and Hawaii", which they see as "coastie scum".

[Anonymous No.15946438]

>>15943320

Midwesterners only know how to cook meth.

[Anonymous No.15946477]

>>15943563
ACKSHUALLY it's a ligature of "s" and "z", you dumb mutt. Plus, at least Switzerland does only use "ss".
However, the problem is that the vocal before "ss" and "ß" can be of different length, and a german would read a word with "ss" with a short vocal, which might sound weird regarding that word.
Like "Maß" and "Mass". "Mass" not only looks weird to a german, but it would be pronounced something like "muss" instead of "muhs".

Also, why use umlauts when you can use ae, oe, ue?

[Anonymous No.15946511]

>>15943320
This is the kind of cookbook Cathy Mitchell would make and then advertise on cable TV. The woman needs to be arrested.

[Anonymous No.15946752]

>>15946477
>why use umlauts
Because they're easier to read and write. Just look up any word with a mixture of vowels and umlauts

[Anonymous No.15946760]

>>15943655
>let me tell you about your country
austrians use ß too

[Anonymous No.15946786]

>>15946477
When learning german, our teacher demonstrating the phonetic difference between ß and ss was so fucking hard to hear, but now I speak it, it feels normal. Deutsch... what a fucking language

[Anonymous No.15946792]

>>15943320
>5 dishes
>Ranch
>Creamy ranch
Answer me this which one came first?

[Anonymous No.15946802]

>>15945237
Cursed image pls delet