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>> No.15939284

Do you hate it though? Do you REALLY hate it?

>> No.15939297

That's not food, fatass.

>> No.15939320

>>15939268
k edgy faggot

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>>15939297

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>>15939284
i do, no store bought ranch taste as good as you get at restaurants it PISSES ME OFF

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I have never had ranch, and it smells like rot so I never will.

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>>15939500
This is true, the best ranch I've ever had is Jet's Pizza ranch.

The key is just to make it yourself, Hidden Valley SEASONING PACKS work just fine, but mix that with mayo buttermilk etc on your own to get the good shit.

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>>15939268

Ranch is a gateway to white supremacy

>> No.15939611

>>15939268
Can any americans clue me in on ranch?
Is it similar to tartar sauce? I thought it might be like mayonnaise but american mayo is so different to what I'm used to I don't think I'd be able to imagine what it tastes like.

>> No.15939620

>>15939611
Ranch is basically creamy mayonnaise.

>> No.15939630

>>15939500
that's because restaurant ranch is loaded with MSG.

>> No.15939667

>>15939569
ive heard that homemade ranch only keeps for like a week, no way could i finish it all in that time
>>15939630
the textures are different, its far more than MSG

>> No.15939687

>>15939592
Wtf I hate racists now

>> No.15939691

>>15939611
It has pepper and these spices but almost every business that sells ranch has it soaked in mega heartburn hydrogenated soi bean oil

>> No.15939692

>>15939268
Why do Americans insist on dipping everything in ranch?

>> No.15939817

>>15939667
>ive heard that homemade ranch only keeps for like a week, no way could i finish it all in that time
Just have a ranch week. Eat lots of veggies dipped in ranch, salads dressed with ranch, and things that go with ranch like chicken tenders and such

>> No.15940894

>>15939569
I worked at Jet's, everybody loves the ranch and many people come in specifically for it. It's actually just made from the hidden valley packs you mentioned mixed with extra heavy mayo and oil, shit is like 100+ calories per ounce

>> No.15940919

>>15939500
Buy the stuff that has to be refrigerated.

>> No.15940935

>>15939268
>Universally loved
Meh yanks go nuts for that crap but it's just runny tartare sauce

>> No.15940991

>>15939687
*ranchists

>> No.15941011

>>15939692
I scoffed at ranchfags until I tried dipping my ‘za in it a few times. Now I can never go back.

>> No.15941034

fucking hate mashed potato but I like every single other form of potato on earth

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>>15939268
its a texture thing more than taste

>> No.15941053

>>15939611
it's like a chimera of mayo and sour cream, wretched and vile

>> No.15941106

Mayo Pickles Cheese(unless its on Pizza or Macaroni) and Mustard

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>> No.15941837

>>15940894
The store I worked at used buttermilk as well, this was about 9 years ago though but it doesn't taste any different when I get it

>> No.15941860

>>15941837
Yeah I forgot to mention buttermilk. I just always found it amusing how customers tend to think they have an original secret recipe but it really is just delicious because they use so much fat

>> No.15942110

>>15939268
>Universally loved food that you hate.
it's not really universally loved if one even one person hates it, isn't it OP.

>> No.15942358

>>15942110
>t.pedant

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>>15939500
Wa La!

>> No.15942385

>>15939611
It's mayo thinned with buttermilk and seasoned with dill, onion powder, salt and pepper. Nothing special

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why can't americans consume anything without a sauce

>> No.15943631

I pay 20 usd for Hidden Valley ranch in the bottle because the assholes in this country only stock Paul Newman. I treat it like a special lady, so maybe only a new bottle once every two months.

>> No.15944014

I knew I was forever an incel when I used to gag in disgust at even the super hot preppy cheerleader girls in my high school pumping heapings of ranch onto their lunch trays

>> No.15944209

>>15939268
>eggs
I only tolerate it for the protein.

>> No.15944585

>>15939543
this

>> No.15944589

>>15942567
say that in france i dare you

>> No.15944594

>>15940919
Anon...all ranch is supposed to be refrigerated...

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>>15939268
French fries. Plain and boring. I’d rather have a bag of chips or onion rings

>> No.15944646

>>15944623
Fries and chips are the same thing, just different shapes

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>>15944646
Potato chips you foreign faggot