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I have a bag of dried black beans. How do I make this into a meal?

>> No.15931443

cook them

>> No.15931445

beans are for bongs and beaners

>> No.15931464

>>15931445
>beans are for beaners
huh?

>> No.15931467

>being so desperate for reelection you throw your daughter to the hispanics in an attempt to appease them
so, this was the white man's last hurrah, uh? pretty pathetic if I'm to be entirely honest with you my dear negroes

>> No.15931483

>>15931467

He threw his daughter into the clutches of the Jew a long time ago. Donald Trump is a senile loser.

>> No.15931492

>>15931467
Obama threw his daughter to Harvey Weinstein, anon.
Politicians are not ethical.

>>15931442
Cassoulet is traditionally made with white beans but I think you can get a nice dish out of black ones following a basic recipe for that. Just use whatever meat you have. Chef John's video on it seems pretty easy to follow.

>> No.15931494 [DELETED] 
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>>15931467
He was just supporting the owner, what's the deal?

>> No.15931518 [DELETED] 
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we simply will never again see a president this funny

>> No.15931572

>>15931442
Let them soak over night. Get rid of the water, boil them for 90-120min. Make a paste out of it. Add cinnamon, sugar and cloves and recook for a couple of mins. Let cool down and enjoy your class A dessert.

>> No.15932216

>>15931442
that has to be fake

>> No.15932254

>>15931442
remember when the president's daughter, an aide to her father the president, started shilling some bean company because their ceo was pro-her father?
her father's wild-eyed supporters WILL STILL defend this lol

>> No.15932272

>>15931494
this picture perfectly epitomises trump's america, I swear it'll end up in history books lol

>> No.15932324 [DELETED] 

>>15932272
>REEEEE MCDONALD'S!!!!
>REEEEE DRUMPFFFFF!!!!
There is nothing wrong with eating McDonald's in moderation. Get over it, liberal/yuroshit.

>> No.15932356

>>15931518
Why do Czechia, UK, Italy and Belgium have higher covid death rates than america? Was Trump in charge of Belgium’s covid response?

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>>15931518
I dont get it, what does the failed response to covid form the left have to do with Trump?

>> No.15932398

>>15932324
Eating it cold, though?

>> No.15932426

>soak for six hours
>boil for 15-30 minutes
>rinse
>add to anything
black beans are very versatile. try them in a stir fry

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>>15932398
Here's the deal, dude. The student athletes were happy, and thankful to eat it. Being offended on their behalf because Blumpfenstein didn't cook a 10 course gourmet meal or have $65k worth of crates of pizza and hot dogs Fedex'd from Chicago is just retarded.

>> No.15932440

>>15932324
except the taste

>> No.15932534

>>15932432
All this cope cause a fat obese fuck of a president opted for shitty cold mcdonalds lol. It's just funny and embarrassing take the L and move on

>> No.15932606

>>15932432
i don't really care but you have to admit it's kinda funny that the best thing the most powerful man in the most powerfull country can offer his guests is fucking mcdonalds! I'm sure the white house staff is more than competent enough to make fresh burgers if that's what he wants to offer his guests. This just looks like that guy that bought some shitty toy in a gas station because he forgot his son's birthday. Except he's the president of the united states.

>> No.15932623

>>15932606
this. imagine being invited to dine at the White House and you get served luke warm mcdicks from downtown, served on silver platters...

>> No.15932645

>>15932606

What else sums up America more

>> No.15932795
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>>15932386
>>15932356
please gentlemen, this is not the appropriate place for political conversation. let us discuss beans

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>>15932606
>I don't really care, but I'm going to go into great detail about why I think it's cringe af
>btw I don't care

>>15932795
picrel

>> No.15933006

>>15932216
>that has to be fake
Nope, that really happened.

>> No.15933025

>>15932606
The staff were on strike.

>> No.15933026
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>>15931442
I wish I could taste her brown bean

>> No.15933036 [DELETED] 

>>15933025
>strike
It was actually during a government shutdown wasn't it?

>> No.15933055

I'm frustrated. I had almost forgotten about this Orange Fool and his small-hands family, but you had to go and make this thread.

>> No.15933098

Absolutely 0 chance white house kitchen staff gets to stay home and not work during shut downs. Dude just said fuck it because he eats McDonalds every day personally.

>> No.15933144

>>15933098
There wasnt enough staff to actually offer service for the event because you can't force government workers to work without pay so DJT paid for McDonald's and the catering out of pocket (which probably wasn't a lot anyway but that's not the point) because DJT likes McDonald's.

>> No.15933167

>>15933144
I've always had to work during shut downs because we're not working for free we get the money eventually once they pass their budgets and the shut down ends.

>> No.15933177 [DELETED] 

>>15933167
Depends on the job. Kitchen drones at the White House are probably at the low end of the "essential employee" totem pole.

>> No.15933193

>>15933177
I would think feeding the prez, family and important staff would be essential enough but fair you're likely right.

>> No.15933203

>>15932821
u sure are bothered lol

>> No.15933206

>>15931442
>frejoles negros
based

>> No.15933209

>>15933025
you mean a government shutdown he as head of the party caused? because that's what I think you mean

>> No.15933245

>>15931518
in a "wanna watch a retard fall down some stairs" way

>> No.15933329
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>>15933245
>watches current president literally fall down stairs on video
this is still funnier but just barely

>> No.15933452

I tried leaving the beans overnight to soak but after I tried making them the next day it took way too long to make them soft. My mom uses a pressure cooker and it always comes out really good

>> No.15933536

>>15931442
Rice or toast. Maybe some eggs.

>> No.15933550

>>15933452
do you live in a place with a lot of limestone? I do and I always seep my beans at least 24h, or more, and often still need to cook them a good 2 hours before they are good. Lately I've started buying canned beans again because it's just too much hassle

>> No.15933625

>>15933550
With the amount of electricity, do you even save that much money boiling beans?

>> No.15933848
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>>15933625
No cause I have a wood cooker ( and a fire pit in the summer). Perks of living next to a forest

>> No.15933852

>>15933625
1 pound of dried beans is roughly equivalent to 3.33 15oz cans of cooked beans so the answer to that depends on:

How expensive electricity is where you live.
How expensive a can of cooked beans where you live.
How expensive a bag of dried beans is where you live.

>> No.15933860

>>15933625
>>15933848
Meant to say yes. Beans in bulk are dirt cheap compared to cans

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>>15931442

>> No.15933902

>>15933144
I thought he asked the players what they wanted, and they said fast food because they can't eat it during the season.

>> No.15933967

>>15933902
If they did there's no record in any news article anywhere. Just morons like Vox complaining that buying DJT buying McDonald's is racist and classist.

>> No.15934047

>>15933902
You're actually retarded if you think college football players don't eat fast food/junk during the season. Even at the NFL level

>> No.15934069

>>15933902
Most of them thought that coming to the White House and eating some burgers was pretty great. Working with boomers, he probably thought it was a veritable smorgasbord as well. Win-win

>> No.15934090

>>15931467
democrats currently throw the homeless under the bus while giving illegales 15k lol

>> No.15934114

Habichuelas negras sólo se usa con arroz mamposteado aquí. Fuera de ahí es habichuelas rosadas o rojas.

>> No.15934122

>>15934114
Don't worry, my gibbersish-speaking friend, I have Goya sazon.

>> No.15934361

>>15932623
How else could Trump have got the media to report on the fact he was hosting them for dinner? You know he had to do crazy shit to get any coverage on positive efforts

>> No.15934373

>>15931442
Step 1: soak for a million years

>> No.15934381

>>15931442
Why don't they sell not dried beans in the fresh produce section of a grocery store?

>> No.15934389

>>15934381
How would that even work? Botanically?

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>>15932623
It's pretty funny because usually coastie Democrats/liberals/leftists would be the first ones to talk shit about South Carolinians as being "backwards racist Southerners" but since it was Drumpf they climb all over themselves to protect the Clemson football team's dietary honor.

>> No.15934931

>>15932386
Half the stuff in that was from before even a single case was found in the USA and the rest was before even a few hundred cases. Then trump came out calling it a democrat hoax lmao. Yeah, it's all "the lefts" fault Republicunts don't know how to govern.

>> No.15934938

>>15932795
did he ever show any proof of eating that much beans every morning?

>> No.15934950
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>>15934931
fucking bullshit. everyone saw what was going over in China, we knew that by January. and btw the highest cases in the country by then were from democrat states, still are to this day.
funny how when the left spreads disinfo and pushes topics they know nothing about, it's all of a sudden excusable

>> No.15934954

>>15931494
I love that they shopped bigger hands on him.

>> No.15935022

>>15934889
The news may be faggots about it but everyone else is just clowning on the fact that McDonalds unironically high cuisine to Trump and he served it on silver trays with gold decor everywhere. It was beyond parody

>> No.15935038

>>15931442
I wonder if Ivanka has ever eaten a black bean before.

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>>15931494
I miss him bros

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>>15934938
i figure it's like this:
1. guy doesn't cook his own breakfast or know how much 2 cans of beans is
2. guy's wife probably cooks his breakfast
3. guy's wife just says whatever he wants to hear so she can get through a conversation with him
he didn't win his election which is a shame really, would have been based having the first mart sharter congressman

>> No.15936374

I made a whole bag of lentils and kale. I've been shitting solid for two days straight. It's a goddamn miracle!