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Is your dad good at cooking? My dad makes BOMB ASS omelets

>> No.15923500

>>15923493
Both my parents seem to be good at different parts of the process.
I'm still better than both of them, but I'm lazy

>> No.15923552

>>15923493
My dad is dead but when he was alive he never cooked.

>> No.15924574

>>15923493
I want to dick this lesbian.

>> No.15924695

>>15923493
My dad makes a few things well like steak. but then you leave him alone for 3 days and he starts eating expired pop tarts in his underwear. Untoasted of course.

>> No.15924697

>>15923493
You will never pass.

>> No.15924764

>>15924697
you will never pass as a man

>> No.15924772

>>15923493
Please, don't post anime on this board.

>> No.15924780

>>15923493
my dad barely cooks anymore because he works all day. my mom does most of the cooking because she stays at home. its like the 50s

>> No.15924916

lol my dad makes some good ass cordon bleu

>> No.15924923

>>15923493
My dad makes good swedish meatballs, which is just Italian sausage, brown gravy, and rice as a base. Otherwise, my mom makes the good shit.

>> No.15924950

>>15924697
>>15924764
>97 (A)
>64 (D)
You both pass!

>> No.15925094

Not to be unsupervised in the kitchen tier. Utterly incapable.

>> No.15925097
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15925097

>>15923493
i dont have a dad

>> No.15925183

>>15923493
Yes, my dad is a grillmaster. I look forward to eating his food every holiday when the family gets together. All you anons who have a single mom are faggots.

>> No.15925208

>>15925097
Same bro

>> No.15925211

>>15925097
I’m your dad now

>> No.15925251

>>15923552
At least he makes food for worms.

I'm sincerely sorry for your loss.

>> No.15925258

>>15925097
We're all your father now.
We're proud of you, boy.

(same here)

>> No.15925723

>>15924772
why

>> No.15925732

>>15924695
>Untoasted
Shameful

>> No.15925752

>>15924695
based dad

>> No.15925765

>>15923493
He was. Even had a pizzeria.

>> No.15925786

He's great with a grill. Not so much with a stove.

>> No.15925819

>>15923493
Bet yoyr dad fu is bee tree that you dou

>> No.15925862

No the only thing my dad is good at is working.

>> No.15925894

>>15923493
if your dad raised you right you wouldn't be posting these chinese cartoons

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>>15924772
How about you fuck off to normalfag website

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>>15923493
Fuck no. Some quotes:
>(making chicken soup) hey, why don't we dump the rest of this pickle juice in there?
>why would you squeeze the water out from the tuna?
>(eating borscht) what's so spicy?
>how many cans of chickpeas go in the chili?
also I can't stand chewy bacon, which is the only way he cooks it. Just dumps the bacon from the pack into the pan and puts the lid on until it's "done."

>> No.15926520

He gets too plastered and burns shit, but can smoke meat pretty well because you gotta cook it for hours and it's okay to pass out a little while you're cooking.

>> No.15926648

>>15924772
Anime website.

>> No.15926671

>>15923493
The only time I remember my Father cooking was when he made me eggs once when I was 7.

>> No.15926675

>>15924772
anime website fag boi

>> No.15926871

>>15924950
the good end

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15926916

He can make some things alright on the grill but tends to make other things kind of dry and unflavorful

>> No.15926950

>>15923493
Learning to cook together is how my dad and I repaired our relationship after the divorce.

>> No.15926974

>>15926950
you and your dad were married?

>> No.15927731

My dad made me sleep in the basement or outside when he was home. I prayed he wouldn't come back from his business travel. But he did make a mean breakfast spread biscuits and gravy, pancakes and sausage the whole nine yards. I wish we had been able to get to know each other.

>> No.15927741

My dad is dead

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>>15927731

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>>15927731
Wut the...

>> No.15927792

>>15927769
>>15927776
I was a bad christian boy I deserved it. It's ok I had a screened porch and a mini trampoline to sleep on. It was kind of like camping, I would pee through the screen into the bushes. The basement sucked though because it smelled like mold and there were tons of spider webs. I would just lean against the door and read from a box of new testament bible commentaries they had stored down there.

>> No.15928412

>>15923493
Sometimes I imagine all the names my dad would call me if I made him sit down and watch an episode of YuruYuri

>> No.15928765

>>15928412
I have a YuruYuri wallpaper
my dad has seen it and he thinks it is hilarious

>> No.15928832

>>15928412
>>15928765
Jokes on both of you, my dad's watched the first two seasons and loved it

>> No.15928843

>>15925097
Its ok, Tyrone

>> No.15928866

>>15923493
I bomb this yuris ass

>> No.15928989

>>15928765
>>15928832
He wouldn't disown me or anything, he'd just make fun of me for the rest of my life. I guess that's a dad's job, though.

>> No.15929136

>>15927792
Well the porch does sound ok unless it was freezing out but the fucking basement yikes

>> No.15929188

>>15923493
my dad cooks really good steak and burgers, he says he learned from working in the restaurant inustry

>> No.15929209

>>15928832
based dad good on you not showing him s3 what a waste fuck TYO

>> No.15929261

My dad once put vanilla in scrambled eggs.

>> No.15929469

>>15929261
Is your dad Satan?

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>>15924772
no

>> No.15929659

>>15928765
My parents have seen my two madoka wallpapers and some of my madoka figurines and they don't say anything about it. Actually my mom one time asked where the figures went (since I disassembled them) and I just said I had stored them for now

>> No.15930720

>>15924772
4chan

>> No.15930737

>>15923493
My dad passed away when I was a teenager but growing up he made the best fucking spaghetti ever. I wish I had paid attention to how to make it. He would make so much he would put in big plastic containers and give them out to the family. My family would be willing to drive 30 mins just to see us and get some of his sauce.

I miss him