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Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:31:09 2021 No.15912240 [Reply] [Original]

when you pay for cooked food "by the pound" they water log the food

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:34:15 2021 No.15912254 Most scallops are injected with water to inflate their weight. Read your labels

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:36:34 2021 No.15912261 i have this guys hairline at the age of 30, life is fuvking unfair

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:44:09 2021 No.15912272 >>15912240 is that the police officer that is currently being trialed for murder

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:44:38 2021 No.15912274 >>15912240 his best role is as Chauvin when he teabagged that guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:45:25 2021 No.15912279 >>15912240 go watch ben bailey on the patrice oneal roast

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:50:06 2021 No.15912300 >>15912240 in England we call that gravy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 20:39:06 2021 No.15912497 >>15912240 just realized this guy was the original redditor. a proto-redditor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 20:40:00 2021 No.15912501 >>15912497 i just realised youre obsessed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 20:43:02 2021 No.15912508 I kind of miss cash cab

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 20:54:10 2021 No.15912548 >>15912508 he got a new gig: he's planning the villain in the new Black Mirror Plandemic movie. Shit, I'm not supposed to say anything but fuck it. Its a live action participatory movie, we're all in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 20:55:11 2021 No.15912551 >>15912548 ^ playing fuck my 30 year soiled brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 20:56:04 2021 No.15912553 >>15912261 Just work out, just watch out for your knees though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 22:12:15 2021 No.15912927 >>15912240 eat big to get big

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 08:43:54 2021 No.15914876 File: 142 KB, 360x346, tenor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15912272

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 08:49:26 2021 No.15914888 >>15912261 looks okay if you stay in shape and have some facial hair

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:10:25 2021 No.15914958 >>15912272 >murder manslaughter

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:11:40 2021 No.15914961 >>15914958 Why would anyone be held accountable for man's laughter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:20:18 2021 No.15914981 >>15914961 kekekekekekekekek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:21:37 2021 No.15914985 >>15914961 what if he was a monk under a vow that forbade him from laughing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:22:41 2021 No.15914990 >>15914985 Only god can judge him for his crimes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:24:14 2021 No.15914995 >>15914961 If you make a cingey enough joke you have to pay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:24:23 2021 No.15914997 >>15914990 >crimes but you just judged him

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:29:03 2021 No.15915009 File: 1.59 MB, 2037x1146, judge-dredd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15914990 Wrong! I am the law!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:37:41 2021 No.15915032 >>15914997 read between the lines, my son. >>15915009 We can't both be, can we? One of us is lying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:13:41 2021 No.15915142 >>15915032 Stop judging people!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:14:56 2021 No.15915148 >>15915142 Stop judging his judgements.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:18:17 2021 No.15915158 >>15915148 Stop judging his judgments of my judgments, Judge Judgy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:18:36 2021 No.15915159 File: 25 KB, 600x451, homer consider the following.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15912240 And don't get me started on the water sprayed on greens in the produce department.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:19:17 2021 No.15915161 >>15914958 both

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 11:07:37 2021 No.15915326 >>15915158 I'm going to do a quick judgement right now, I think that this is a conversation with only one person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 11:10:08 2021 No.15915333 File: 112 KB, 1196x1224, ehgp6n690k351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15912272 same actor, so technically yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 17:01:52 2021 No.15916848 >>15912553 is that a threat?

>>	Anonymoot Fri Apr 9 17:22:21 2021 No.15916958 This thread feel very redditish... Cut it out!

Anonymous Fri Apr 9 17:24:46 2021 No.15916970
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>>15912261
I mean, pretty sure that dude is in his 30's when they were filming, and probably went bald in his late 20's.
It's also never too late to get hair plugs, as he clearly demonstrates here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 17:42:15 2021 No.15917048 >>15912261 I have had this hairline since I was 5. I’m now 18. Alopecia is a bitch keep whining nigga we’re both still alive

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 17:52:18 2021 No.15917081 >>15915326 I judge that it is at least between three people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 18:05:33 2021 No.15917138 File: 35 KB, 229x343, Chrysippus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15914961 when it's deadly

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 18:21:34 2021 No.15917197 >>15917138 He died as he lived - full of joy. If only we could all be so lucky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 21:27:18 2021 No.15918123 >>15912261 i knew a cunt who had that hairline at age 19. but he rocked it like a chad so women fucking worshipped him. cunt had the hottest asian slut girlfriend too, holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 21:30:34 2021 No.15918137 I tried using butt plugs a few times from aliexpress, but I don't understand what they are for. What if I have to shit? Does it just hold it in better so you can go longer? Why would I not want to shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 21:31:32 2021 No.15918142 >>15912261 >life is fuvking unfair Indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 21:35:55 2021 No.15918164 >>15918137 Your sphincter remains ready-dilated, so when it's time to shit you can pull the plug out and the shit just slides out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 21:49:28 2021 No.15918234 >>15918164 So its just to make you shit out your sphincter easier? I don't have that issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 22:14:49 2021 No.15918344 I cum in childrens assholes.

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